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by Roach
Sat Sep 23, 2023 5:02 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Weekend Roll Call 9-23-23
Replies: 36
Views: 23479

Re: Weekend Roll Call 9-23-23

Kierland wrote: Sat Sep 23, 2023 12:21 pm Visiting Zion National Park today and tomorrow then Bryce on Monday.

Life is rough.
Nice. Remember to use the local inbred pronunciation for zion.
Rhymes with gun, not con.
by Roach
Fri Sep 22, 2023 5:44 pm
Forum: NFL
Topic: 2023 Three Best Bets -- Week 3
Replies: 23
Views: 12936

Re: 2023 Three Best Bets -- Week 3

BUF -6.5
DAL -12.5
PHI -4.5

should have answered the phone
by Roach
Sat Sep 16, 2023 9:11 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Weekend Roll Call 9-16-23
Replies: 24
Views: 4112

Re: Weekend Roll Call 9-16-23

Damn, Mikey. Sorry to hear about your losses. Just sucks.

Take care
by Roach
Sat Sep 16, 2023 9:07 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Gun up Rank 'em
Replies: 22
Views: 5392

Re: Gun up Rank 'em

3 is the one you take home. She isn't the hottest and she knows it. Still hot, but not the hot-test. She is self conscious about her nose and she'll compensate for it with good food, good conversation and loyalty. Wise words from hgp fxUY-99TPRY Yeah man, I saw your wife yesterday. She's ugly...
by Roach
Fri Sep 15, 2023 7:53 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Post the best thing you saw on the internet today
Replies: 676
Views: 366190

Re: Post the best thing you saw on the internet today

Most prominent GOP House influencers: Boebert What’s the world coming to? And she lies about vaping in the auditorium. On video. Pathological liar. https://www.thedailybeast.com/watch-cctv-shows-lauren-boebert-vaping-in-theatre-during-beetlejuice-despite-denial Smug pos, Colorado gets what they ask...
by Roach
Thu Sep 14, 2023 2:13 pm
Forum: NFL
Topic: 2023 Three Best Bets -- Week 2
Replies: 20
Views: 12033

Re: 2023 Three Best Bets -- Week 2

NYG -6
SF -8


LV keeps calling, but I'll stick with two picks this week. Don't want to over think it.

:homer:
by Roach
Wed Sep 06, 2023 5:25 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Biden/Liberal Bullshit...
Replies: 1186
Views: 276259

Re: Biden/Liberal Bullshit...

Kierland wrote: Wed Sep 06, 2023 2:27 pm Then you better not tell Mike about the orgy tents.
The thing us, he knows more about the lurid details than most anyone.

https://www.sltrib.com/news/politics/2 ... rning-man/
by Roach
Wed Sep 06, 2023 4:43 pm
Forum: NFL
Topic: 2023 Three Best Bets -- Week 1
Replies: 46
Views: 21121

Re: 2023 Three Best Bets -- Week 1

JAX -4.5
PHI -3.5
DAL -3.5

Yes on Biggie's proposal
by Roach
Wed Sep 06, 2023 2:02 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Biden/Liberal Bullshit...
Replies: 1186
Views: 276259

Re: Biden/Liberal Bullshit...

The Utah GQP called it "legitimate political discourse."

And mormon Mike Lee says god caused it to rain on Burning Man because of morning circle jerks and stuff.


Days of clown world.
by Roach
Mon Sep 04, 2023 1:21 am
Forum: BIG TIME POWER COLLEGE FOOTBALL
Topic: Pick'em week 1
Replies: 5
Views: 1374

Re: Pick'em week 1

Looks like 88 has got this thing rigged.

:drink:
by Roach
Sat Sep 02, 2023 2:13 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Weekend Roll Call 9-2-23
Replies: 17
Views: 4595

Re: Weekend Roll Call 9-2-23

Wolfman wrote: Sat Sep 02, 2023 11:53 am IN--- had fun at the Hard Rock Hollywood FL Thursday night, celebrating 60 years of wedded bliss with Mrs. O.
Missed the tunage that night, but maybe there will be more tonight. See ya.
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by Roach
Thu Aug 31, 2023 8:25 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: HighPlainsGrifter is the newest T1B Member
Replies: 76
Views: 34710

Re: HighPlainsGrifter is the newest T1B Member

Samurai Gangbang? There's a name I forgot. Where is that sweet faggot? May have been EAP and JPGettysburg. But that is just my speculation, and I have no proof of it. I thought SG died. Maybe 5 or so years ago. EAP and JP were probably related, but I never looked. Suffice to say they were both turd...
by Roach
Tue Aug 29, 2023 8:33 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Chupacabras in Canada!
Replies: 11
Views: 634

Re: Chupacabras in Canada!

WTF with Martyred I wonder.

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by Roach
Wed Aug 23, 2023 12:22 am
Forum: BIG TIME POWER COLLEGE FOOTBALL
Topic: 2023 CFB Pickem is Back!
Replies: 29
Views: 7468

Re: 2023 CFB Pickem is Back!

In.
by Roach
Tue Aug 22, 2023 5:39 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Three Best Bets is back, bitches
Replies: 12
Views: 3124

Re: Three Best Bets is back, bitches

Yes! A chance for redemption.

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by Roach
Sat Aug 19, 2023 2:15 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Weekend Roll Call 8-19-23
Replies: 8
Views: 542

Re: Weekend Roll Call 8-19-23

Probably number 4 from last week's rankem owns the panties. Her ass looks like a clam and oyster swamp at low tide.

I suppose that microwave oven is history now. Never get the smell out.

:homer:
by Roach
Fri Aug 18, 2023 7:48 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Time to...barren down the hatches?
Replies: 21
Views: 991

Re: Time to...barren down the hatches?

Will the grotto under your slide provide shelter?

from . . . Hillary . . .
by Roach
Wed Aug 16, 2023 1:09 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Doom
Replies: 3342
Views: 907351

Re: Doom

Clown show.
by Roach
Tue Aug 15, 2023 6:30 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Greetings from Gay Paree
Replies: 48
Views: 13254

Re: Greetings from Gay Paree

Mikey did you decide to try to go to the top of the Tower anyway? "Two American tourists were found running around naked and sleeping off a heavy night in the heights of Paris' Eiffel Tower on Monday, after dodging security the night before, the monument's operator said Tuesday. "The inebr...
by Roach
Fri Jul 28, 2023 1:04 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: The Eagle has planted!
Replies: 25
Views: 4956

Re: The Eagle has planted!

Hopefully he can take it easy now.
by Roach
Sun Jul 23, 2023 1:07 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Weekend Roll Call 7-21-23
Replies: 52
Views: 6947

Re: Weekend Roll Call 7-21-23

Donnie Baker wrote: Sat Jul 22, 2023 9:11 pm
Wolfman wrote: Sat Jul 22, 2023 9:01 pm In. My hiatus is on hiatus.
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by Roach
Sat Jul 22, 2023 7:12 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Jason Aldean Controversy
Replies: 64
Views: 23197

Re: Jason Aldean Controversy

Stop. Backup. Repeat.
by Roach
Mon Jul 17, 2023 2:16 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Lost my man card last weekend.
Replies: 51
Views: 23312

Re: Lost my man card last weekend.

Mikey how does the charge rate affect battery life? Does that 20 minute hi amps fill up cause bad stuff to happen?

:homer:
by Roach
Wed Jul 12, 2023 2:01 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: What did I miss?
Replies: 20
Views: 3980

Re: What did I miss?

Softball Bat wrote: Wed Jul 12, 2023 5:04 am Nice to see you, Lefty!
Yeah, try landing here a little more often.
by Roach
Wed Jul 12, 2023 1:56 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: The MLB Experience
Replies: 31
Views: 7363

Re: The MLB Experience

Great post, Mikey! Rack! In the smartphone era, people have the attention span of a caffeine-addled gerbil, so without constant stimulus, they don't know what to do with themselves. So you went to a carnival with a baseball game as a minor diversion. When I was back in the states about 7 or 8 years...
by Roach
Thu Jul 06, 2023 6:36 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Yo, Wolfie
Replies: 40
Views: 12042

Re: Yo, Wolfie

You cold hearted fukkers ran him

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Come on back Wolfie
by Roach
Mon Jul 03, 2023 12:56 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Maybe public TV ain't so bad afterall.
Replies: 3
Views: 437

Re: Maybe public TV ain't so bad afterall.

Aren't there rules in this place? https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/1/13/Annette_Funicello_Former_Mouseketeer_1975.jpg No, no, no ... like this https://encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcRNp2e6UdcGH-EUbzcqhFq8pdjFp9qjNTabGQ&usqp=CAU and https://thethoughtexperiment.files...
by Roach
Wed Jun 28, 2023 11:31 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Dems, name your candidate for 2024
Replies: 6
Views: 513

Re: Dems, name your candidate for 2024

Are you all sticking with Capt Mint Choc Chip, or are you hoping for someone else to emerge? I fukkin wish someone would emerge, but the Biden regime is the best the dems can rouse. Sad, very sad. The GQP is losing an opportunity for an easy win. They could put up a moderate like Romney or at least...
by Roach
Wed Jun 21, 2023 3:30 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Trump/GOP bullshit
Replies: 4597
Views: 1128140

Re: Trump/GOP bullshit

k. He finally gets pushed into the corner and reaches out for a deal. Gets pardoned and goes away.
by Roach
Sat Jun 17, 2023 11:02 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: My Father's Funeral
Replies: 75
Views: 11573

Re: My Father's Funeral

Never change Pops. Be you.

:bode:
by Roach
Sat Jun 17, 2023 4:33 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: My Father's Funeral
Replies: 75
Views: 11573

Re: My Father's Funeral

Softball Bat wrote: Tue Jun 13, 2023 8:19 am
Old guy was with his wife, and she was standing right there as he got his balsts off my my brother and I.

lol
Assuming you meant "balsts off on my brother and I"

Brother and me

Me is the object of on.

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by Roach
Fri Jun 16, 2023 4:19 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Are they fireflies or lightning bugs?
Replies: 12
Views: 759

Re: Are they fireflies or lightning bugs?

Coyote City folks and tree huggers say it with 3 syllables, ki oh tee Rednecks and westerners say ki oat. I believe the 16th century Spaniards couldn't pronounce the Indian word, so they changed it to two syllables, along with changing their language, raping their daughters, stealing their wealth, a...
by Roach
Tue Jun 13, 2023 5:16 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: My Father's Funeral
Replies: 75
Views: 11573

Re: My Father's Funeral

Sounds like his jealousy or insecurity coming out. Maybe he wished he had two sons. Or he knows no one will come to his own funeral.

This is a sad person, and it has very little to do with you and your bro, or Dad.
by Roach
Sat Jun 10, 2023 3:41 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: the Kentucky Derby, call it!
Replies: 15
Views: 1122

Re: the Kentucky Derby, call it!

Kierland wrote: Sat Jun 10, 2023 1:40 pm What’s the over/under on dead horses?
I'll go 1,425 over. Cumulative for the season.
by Roach
Sat Jun 10, 2023 2:27 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Trump/GOP bullshit
Replies: 4597
Views: 1128140

Re: Trump/GOP bullshit

. . . all because the Orange Man hurt your pussy feelings. See that is the problem, your childish outlook. No body gives a fuk about hurt feelings, this is a little bigger than that. But that infantile thinking keeps your reptile brain in control, rather than looking at real facts. Ponder that Gene...
by Roach
Sat Jun 10, 2023 1:22 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Trump/GOP bullshit
Replies: 4597
Views: 1128140

Re: Trump/GOP bullshit

Diego in Seattle wrote: Sat Jun 10, 2023 11:09 am Image
Diego, Excellent way to head up Page 100 of this sordid thread.

Now who really steps up and says this guy ought to president?
by Roach
Wed Jun 07, 2023 1:09 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: A thread for things that don't warrant their own thread
Replies: 1426
Views: 530730

Re: A thread for things that don't warrant their own thread

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If you know who that esteban is, I probably feel sorry for you.
by Roach
Sun Jun 04, 2023 1:06 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: And the clown show rolls on...
Replies: 66
Views: 3203

Re: And the clown show rolls on...

It is indeed very embarrassing. A country with the resources and people that America has to have a doddering, dick-sucking feeb like Bidet as its leader is shameful. What is even more shameful is that hordes of acolytes supporting the two major parties keep bickering about how their feeb is better ...
by Roach
Sat Jun 03, 2023 8:58 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Weekend Roll Call 6-3-23
Replies: 34
Views: 2154

Re: Weekend Roll Call 6-3-23

Damn Mikey, nice stuff. One of those guys/things is LTSNickFrisco I think.

Well here is this, back patio watching tstorms cruise through.

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by Roach
Sun May 28, 2023 6:21 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Weekend Roll Call 5-27-23
Replies: 12
Views: 931

Re: Weekend Roll Call 5-27-23

Back lot tree decorations by my heater.

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Saw Guardians if the Galaxy part 3. It was ok, at least it didn't have Kurt Russell.

Bbq tuna and filets tonight. Woowoo