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by The Whistle Is Screaming
Fri Mar 17, 2023 9:00 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: BIG Drinking night tonight!
Replies: 40
Views: 4225

Re: BIG Drinking night tonight!

Kierland wrote: Fri Mar 17, 2023 7:48 pm The worst thing about my BD falling on St Pats is having to deal with amateurs like this douche acting like he has never seen a bottle before.
Happy Birthday, enjoy your day!

It's Mrs TWIS's bday as well.
by The Whistle Is Screaming
Tue Mar 14, 2023 2:41 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Dead Bodies, Tons of Coke
Replies: 9
Views: 750

Re: Dead Bodies, Tons of Coke

When they left it was 3 tons so "nearly" three tons of cocaine = 2 dead bodies. Two survivors "in poor health" were also found on the vessel and given first aid = Narcan The question is, which ones died, the 2 hookers or the 2 cartel members, or 1 of each? Question. The biden ad...
by The Whistle Is Screaming
Tue Mar 14, 2023 1:44 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Dead Bodies, Tons of Coke
Replies: 9
Views: 750

Re: Dead Bodies, Tons of Coke

When they left it was 3 tons so "nearly" three tons of cocaine = 2 dead bodies.

Two survivors "in poor health" were also found on the vessel and given first aid = Narcan

The question is, which ones died, the 2 hookers or the 2 cartel members, or 1 of each?
by The Whistle Is Screaming
Tue Mar 14, 2023 1:09 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Newark Scammed by Child Predator
Replies: 5
Views: 256

Re: Newark Scammed by Child Predator

Newark. What a shithole. Says the guy that lives In Bugaha Not sure when the last time you were in Newark, but much of it is a shit hole. However, there seemed to be a fair amount of revitalization and I'm sure (like most larger cities) there are some incredibly cool areas. Was there in Feb with TW...
by The Whistle Is Screaming
Tue Mar 14, 2023 12:57 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Happy Pi Day!
Replies: 5
Views: 510

Re: Happy Pi Day!

Happy Pi day pop.

I shall make pizza's for dinner tonight to commemorate this joyous day.
by The Whistle Is Screaming
Thu Feb 23, 2023 10:27 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: So, what was/is for dinner tonight?
Replies: 39
Views: 11678

Re: So, what was/is for dinner tonight?

Leftover chili, cornbread with honey butter.
by The Whistle Is Screaming
Fri Feb 17, 2023 4:09 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Going, going, gone.....
Replies: 17
Views: 657

Re: Going, going, gone.....

You use much gooder werds than I has.

Radio commentators vs TV, that may be another topic to discuss.
by The Whistle Is Screaming
Fri Feb 17, 2023 1:33 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Going, going, gone.....
Replies: 17
Views: 657

Re: Going, going, gone.....

I remember Gowdy more for football, never really listened to Carey much as a Yankees fan. I think McCarver understood the game at a level most didn't and was able to speak passionately about it ( in full sentences). Not really a fair comparison since Gowdy & Caray were play-by-play announcers w...
by The Whistle Is Screaming
Thu Feb 16, 2023 9:02 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Going, going, gone.....
Replies: 17
Views: 657

Re: Going, going, gone.....

I remember Gowdy more for football, never really listened to Carey much as a Yankees fan.

I think McCarver understood the game at a level most didn't and was able to speak passionately about it ( in full sentences).
by The Whistle Is Screaming
Thu Feb 16, 2023 8:20 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Going, going, gone.....
Replies: 17
Views: 657

Going, going, gone.....

https://www.yahoo.com/sports/tim-mccarv ... 00769.html


He was better than most of the douche bags calling games today, but could be annoying as fuck.
by The Whistle Is Screaming
Tue Feb 14, 2023 1:54 am
Forum: NFL
Topic: 3 Best Bets -- Final 2022-23 Standings
Replies: 7
Views: 3544

Re: 3 Best Bets -- Final 2022-23 Standings

Mazel Tov!

Lots of fun this season, thanks pops and Screwy for all your work.
by The Whistle Is Screaming
Mon Feb 13, 2023 2:19 pm
Forum: NFL
Topic: 3 Best Bets -- Super Bowl
Replies: 25
Views: 6871

Re: 3 Best Bets -- Super Bowl

Maybe you missed the part where TWIS and I teamed up? We're unfuckingstoppable. Team "WTF were they thinking!" We're special and have needs, but we're not wing eating r*t*rd'$. Pass the wings, Corky. We suck. Better hit the gym and the video room this off season. The smell of ass is every...
by The Whistle Is Screaming
Fri Feb 10, 2023 5:27 pm
Forum: NFL
Topic: 3 Best Bets -- Super Bowl
Replies: 25
Views: 6871

Re: 3 Best Bets -- Super Bowl

Donnie Baker wrote: Fri Feb 10, 2023 3:03 am Maybe you missed the part where TWIS and I teamed up? We're unfuckingstoppable.
Team "WTF were they thinking!"

We're special and have needs, but we're not wing eating r*t*rd'$.
by The Whistle Is Screaming
Thu Feb 09, 2023 7:17 pm
Forum: NFL
Topic: 3 Best Bets -- Super Bowl
Replies: 25
Views: 6871

Re: 3 Best Bets -- Super Bowl

They say to go with your 1st instinct, but they probably never had Donnie picking ahead of them..... :doh:

Well, it looks like me and you pal, let those under us continue to sniff the sweet smells of our anal leakages.

Philly -1.5
Under 50.5
by The Whistle Is Screaming
Wed Feb 08, 2023 5:04 pm
Forum: NFL
Topic: 3 Best Bets -- Super Bowl
Replies: 25
Views: 6871

Re: 3 Best Bets -- Super Bowl

Softball Bat wrote: Wed Feb 08, 2023 2:26 pm
Twizzler is also still alive
Rumors of my demise have been greatly exaggerated.

Thanks Screwy & Pop for showing a fella a good time.
by The Whistle Is Screaming
Fri Feb 03, 2023 7:47 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Man Glands
Replies: 18
Views: 652

Re: A thread for things that don't warrant their own thread

Mikey, glad you're on the mend.

Hopefully, you'll have many more years of pleasing Mrs. Mikey in the boudoir. :wink:
by The Whistle Is Screaming
Sun Jan 29, 2023 3:23 am
Forum: NFL
Topic: 3 Best Bets -- Conference Title Games
Replies: 18
Views: 5323

Re: 3 Best Bets -- Conference Title Games

Phi -2.5
KC +2
by The Whistle Is Screaming
Mon Jan 23, 2023 9:41 pm
Forum: NFL
Topic: 3 Best Bets -- Divisional Round
Replies: 25
Views: 3516

Re: 3 Best Bets -- Divisional Round

Well, I really shit the bed, the last couple of weeks, congrats to the winner (not sure who it ended up being & I'm not doing the math).

This was a lot of fun, maybe I'll be back next year and give Donnie another chance at sniffing my ass.

Thanks pop & screwy!
by The Whistle Is Screaming
Mon Jan 23, 2023 9:36 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Rootbeer Trivia
Replies: 151
Views: 13403

Re: Rootbeer Trivia

Kierland wrote: Mon Jan 23, 2023 8:44 pm He’s a social awkward downsy so pretty sure he wasn’t out clubbing.
Unless he was with a group of socially awkward downsy type people.
by The Whistle Is Screaming
Mon Jan 23, 2023 8:38 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Rootbeer Trivia
Replies: 151
Views: 13403

Re: Rootbeer Trivia

I didn't see anything about the "demographics" of the nightclub, but don't sell py short. He's a chameleon, a real go getter and such.
by The Whistle Is Screaming
Mon Jan 23, 2023 8:06 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Rootbeer Trivia
Replies: 151
Views: 13403

Re: Rootbeer Trivia

This has been a nugget of joy.

Thx

Since we're reminiscing of the olden days, can someone check to see if py is still upright? I saw there was a nightclub shooting in Baton Rouge and was wondering if he was involved. RIP hedges.
by The Whistle Is Screaming
Sun Jan 22, 2023 4:41 am
Forum: NFL
Topic: 3 Best Bets -- Divisional Round
Replies: 25
Views: 3516

Re: 3 Best Bets -- Divisional Round

Softball Bat wrote: Sun Jan 22, 2023 12:42 am
The Whistle Is Screaming wrote: Sat Jan 21, 2023 9:27 pm Phi -8.5
KC -7.5
Should be...

PHI -7.5
KC -8.5
Thanks Pop, but either way I'm 1-1.

Jville kicker was supposed to miss that last fg.
by The Whistle Is Screaming
Sat Jan 21, 2023 9:27 pm
Forum: NFL
Topic: 3 Best Bets -- Divisional Round
Replies: 25
Views: 3516

Re: 3 Best Bets -- Divisional Round

Phi -8.5
KC -7.5
Buf -5
by The Whistle Is Screaming
Sun Jan 15, 2023 2:33 am
Forum: NFL
Topic: 3 Best Bets -- Wild Card Weekend
Replies: 27
Views: 2309

Re: 3 Best Bets -- Wild Card Weekend

Buf -13
Cin -8
by The Whistle Is Screaming
Fri Jan 13, 2023 2:09 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Jeff B-Flat
Replies: 6
Views: 467

Re: Jeff B-Flat

TWIS: One more chance in 3 Best Bets NFL for you to get kicked out of 1st place. Damn man, this is close. What's your strategy this week, lay back and let the others lose bets, or go for it with a few picks. I'm all in for the big upset. Yo ho ho Sjob, Will have to crunch all the numbers with my sp...
by The Whistle Is Screaming
Thu Jan 12, 2023 4:26 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Jeff B-Flat
Replies: 6
Views: 467

Re: Jeff B-Flat

Steve Jobs wrote: Thu Jan 12, 2023 3:47 pm How do you like your nice glass dick?

viewtopic.php?f=2&t=52872
I'm enjoying it immensely, thanks for asking.

:doh:
by The Whistle Is Screaming
Thu Jan 12, 2023 3:41 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Jeff B-Flat
Replies: 6
Views: 467

Jeff B-Flat

by The Whistle Is Screaming
Mon Jan 09, 2023 7:28 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Happy New Year
Replies: 46
Views: 1612

Re: Happy New Year

I saw the video of Miley and David Byrne covering Let's Dance, it was embarrassingly bad. I did like her duets with Dolly. I'm neither a fan, nor a hater, just happened to watch these as they looked interesting.

Carry on......
by The Whistle Is Screaming
Fri Jan 06, 2023 8:45 pm
Forum: NFL
Topic: 3 Best Bets -- Week 18
Replies: 25
Views: 2373

Re: 3 Best Bets -- Week 18

MIA -1
NYG +14
ARI +14
by The Whistle Is Screaming
Fri Jan 06, 2023 8:39 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Signature Song
Replies: 48
Views: 6094

Re: Signature Song

Screw_Michigan wrote: Fri Jan 06, 2023 1:53 pm
Softball Bat wrote: Fri Jan 06, 2023 8:21 am Steve Miller Band - Born in the USA
FTFY
Dtown
by The Whistle Is Screaming
Tue Jan 03, 2023 5:32 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: GAME OVER!
Replies: 79
Views: 3606

Re: GAME OVER!

Oh, yeah. I forgot. 24 year old professional athletes in peak physical condition go into cardiac arrest all the time. Oops, no they don't or at least they didn't use to. You seem very defensive and angry. Worried? Actually it does happen from time to time with young athletes. Including before the f...
by The Whistle Is Screaming
Sun Jan 01, 2023 3:13 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Happy New Year
Replies: 46
Views: 1612

Re: Happy New Year

Happy New Year t1b'ers.
by The Whistle Is Screaming
Sat Dec 31, 2022 2:14 am
Forum: NFL
Topic: 3 Best Bets -- Week 17
Replies: 19
Views: 2091

Re: 3 Best Bets -- Week 17

Softball Bat wrote: Sat Dec 31, 2022 12:43 am
TWIS wrote:HAPPY NEW YEAR my t1b friends.
How are we going to pay rent?
Like every other degenerate group of people....

gambling, drugs and prostitution.
by The Whistle Is Screaming
Fri Dec 30, 2022 9:45 pm
Forum: NFL
Topic: 3 Best Bets -- Week 17
Replies: 19
Views: 2091

Re: 3 Best Bets -- Week 17

Nothing like a good sjob to end the year.


PHL -6.5
MIA +2.5
PIT +3

HAPPY NEW YEAR my t1b friends.
by The Whistle Is Screaming
Thu Dec 29, 2022 7:34 pm
Forum: NFL
Topic: 3 Best Bets -- Week 17
Replies: 19
Views: 2091

Re: 3 Best Bets -- Week 17

Donnie Baker wrote: Wed Dec 28, 2022 7:34 pm A friend was wondering whom is tasting TWIS' ass this week.
Donnie, have your "friend" pm me, discretion and such, ya dig?
by The Whistle Is Screaming
Mon Dec 26, 2022 6:04 pm
Forum: NFL
Topic: 3 Best Bets -- Week 16
Replies: 22
Views: 1989

Re: 3 Best Bets -- Week 16

LAC -4
by The Whistle Is Screaming
Mon Dec 19, 2022 2:48 pm
Forum: NFL
Topic: 3 Best Bets -- Week 15
Replies: 20
Views: 2005

Re: 3 Best Bets -- Week 15

GB -7 and the over*


* if I'm not too late to enter. Been a helluva week/weekend.
by The Whistle Is Screaming
Sun Dec 11, 2022 8:10 pm
Forum: NFL
Topic: 3 Best Bets -- Week 14
Replies: 27
Views: 2682

Re: 3 Best Bets -- Week 14

KC -9
TB +3.5 SF 37 - Over
MIA -3
by The Whistle Is Screaming
Mon Dec 05, 2022 9:30 pm
Forum: NFL
Topic: 3 Best Bets -- Week 13
Replies: 20
Views: 2109

Re: 3 Best Bets -- Week 13

Softball Bat wrote: Mon Dec 05, 2022 6:29 am
TWIS needs a reset.
Amen to that, my friend.
by The Whistle Is Screaming
Fri Dec 02, 2022 7:44 pm
Forum: NFL
Topic: 3 Best Bets -- Week 13
Replies: 20
Views: 2109

Re: 3 Best Bets -- Week 13

Biggie wrote: Fri Dec 02, 2022 5:36 pm RACK TWIS.

I'm a real tough guy after a few cocktails. :mrgreen:
You may be off the hook Biggie, Mrs Twis is going out to dinner with some of the girls and is likely to come home tipsy (code for drunk and horney) since I've been asked to uber them.

Fingers crossed....