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by JPGettysburg
Sat May 18, 2024 12:12 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Idiot Kicker Alert: Chiefs Edition
Replies: 17
Views: 254

Re: Idiot Kicker Alert: Chiefs Edition

Mikey wrote: Sat May 18, 2024 11:12 am
JPGettysburg wrote: Sat May 18, 2024 9:48 am a phenomenon of successful women
Doesn’t this belong in the Murder of Crows thread?

I think his mother may be part of the phenomenon that laments and regrets not staying on the pill.
You throw sharp 🗡 daggers as November 5th looms large in your dome.
by JPGettysburg
Sat May 18, 2024 9:50 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Boeing Starliner 1st Astronaut Flight
Replies: 22
Views: 357

Re: Boeing Starliner 1st Astronaut Flight

The mission is very important. We haven't invented something like Tang in 50+ years. We just have to keep pouring money into human space travel and new weapon systems. Otherwise Russia might figure out a way to transport its incredibly effective military machine to the U.S. border and then launch a...
by JPGettysburg
Sat May 18, 2024 9:48 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Idiot Kicker Alert: Chiefs Edition
Replies: 17
Views: 254

Re: Idiot Kicker Alert: Chiefs Edition

There is a phenomenon of successful women in their 40's, 50's. And beyond, who lament and regret not having children of their own when they had the opportunity.
by JPGettysburg
Fri May 17, 2024 7:35 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: P.E.T.
Replies: 30
Views: 710

Re: P.E.T.

Bill in Houston wrote: Fri May 17, 2024 7:16 pm
The Whistle Is Screaming wrote: Wed May 15, 2024 6:47 pm
Image

Couldn't get a shot of the lighting.
You have smegma on the tip of your thumb.
Is it your own?
How long do you typically leave it there?
Did your little palm pad aid in its development?
There may be more questions later.
It's cum.
by JPGettysburg
Fri May 17, 2024 7:34 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Idiot Kicker Alert: Chiefs Edition
Replies: 17
Views: 254

Re: Idiot Kicker Alert: Chiefs Edition

This is going to pose a real dilemma for all of those “real men” that bought his jersey yesterday. https://www.foxnews.com/sports/chiefs-harrison-butker-jersey-ranked-among-nfls-best-sellers-amid-kickers-faith-based-commencement-address Trumper's are a funny bunch of nitwits. Please tell me you are...
by JPGettysburg
Fri May 17, 2024 5:52 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Idiot Kicker Alert: Chiefs Edition
Replies: 17
Views: 254

Re: Idiot Kicker Alert: Chiefs Edition

Is anyone really shocked he's a Trumper? https://www.yahoo.com/entertainment/bombshell-accusation-claims-harrison-butker-164551620.html "It's always the deep in the closet, repressed ones with the phobia," another claimed. Sup, SS "Every time bro goes for a kick I go 'he’s about to q...
by JPGettysburg
Fri May 17, 2024 5:03 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Boeing Starliner 1st Astronaut Flight
Replies: 22
Views: 357

Re: Boeing Starliner 1st Astronaut Flight

Screw_Michigan wrote: Fri May 17, 2024 4:57 pm FUBAR is my favorite acronym. I try to use it as much as possible in daily conversation.
After the first debate in June, you'll be using it non-stop about your candidate.
by JPGettysburg
Fri May 17, 2024 4:28 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Boeing Starliner 1st Astronaut Flight
Replies: 22
Views: 357

Re: Boeing Starliner 1st Astronaut Flight

The military under the Trump administration cut off the proverbial head of ISIS. President trump's "he died like a dog" was brilliant. The fake news media immediately lied and said President trump doesn't like dogs. But in reality, he knew that these Muslim terrorists hate dogs. So to insu...
by JPGettysburg
Fri May 17, 2024 4:21 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Get your Jack Smith fan gear today!
Replies: 82
Views: 18437

Re: Get your Jack Smith fan gear today!

What do you make of Merrick Garland refusing to release the audio of Alzheimer's Joe and the special counsel? And the latest revelation in the NY trial? It's a real "house if cards" Cohen had one job to do, and he couldn't do it. Cohen was once again, proven a "convicted liar" NO...
by JPGettysburg
Fri May 17, 2024 4:20 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Get your Jack Smith fan gear today!
Replies: 82
Views: 18437

Re: Get your Jack Smith fan gear today!

UPDATE: In addition to the FBI Staging a Photo Shoot of Alleged Classified Documents with Props , it now appears Jack Smith's people altered the order of items in evidence and then misled a judge about it. This calls into question who handled the documents, why they are out of order, and if they ha...
by JPGettysburg
Fri May 17, 2024 4:06 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Scottie Scheffler Arrested
Replies: 15
Views: 290

Re: Scottie Scheffler Arrested

DO YOU KNOW WHO I AM!?!?!? Oprah Winfrey once said that in an upscale store in France that had already closed.. She said, "DO YOU KNOW WHO I AM?" in an effort to get them to re-open for a few hours so she could buy some expensive stuff. However, they weren't impressed enough to re-open. I...
by JPGettysburg
Wed May 15, 2024 7:41 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Boeing Starliner 1st Astronaut Flight
Replies: 22
Views: 357

Re: Boeing Starliner 1st Astronaut Flight

Boeing’s Starliner is set to Launch May 06 , err May 10 , umm May 17 , err May 21, 2024. [/b] The CFT 1 astronauts, Suni Williams and Butch Wilmore, will be sent aloft in the woefully problem plagued, overdue, and over budget BOEING 2 Starliner, atop a ULA 3 Atlas V rocket. The crew is scheduled to...
by JPGettysburg
Wed May 15, 2024 6:51 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Doom
Replies: 3339
Views: 905872

Re: Doom

How can you take Mikey seriously when he uses BS word salad like, "Trump's little Russian puppet master?" When did I tell you you could come out of your room, boy? "Word salad"? How original. Here's the puppet after being suitably reprimanded by his master. https://www.politico....
by JPGettysburg
Wed May 15, 2024 6:50 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Doom
Replies: 3339
Views: 905872

Re: Doom

You're still trying to make it political. I'll leave that in your hands and focus on what a group of professionals concluded after examining data without bias. Larry's website has a graph that shows 12-ish percent. I didn't put a straight rule across my screen so maybe it's 10%. The graph you poste...
by JPGettysburg
Wed May 15, 2024 5:32 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Doom
Replies: 3339
Views: 905872

Re: Doom

"Unemployment is low and inflation is falling, but consumer sentiment remains depressed." They go through a lot of analysis to show some correlations affecting consumer sentiment. But what they ignore is the constant pounding from one side that we are totally fucked with nothing to mitiga...
by JPGettysburg
Wed May 15, 2024 5:23 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Doom
Replies: 3339
Views: 905872

Re: Doom

provide references to where you are getting your information. You do realize who you're responding to, don't you? He's responding to someone who would NEVER vote for an Alzheimer's patient and his low IQ crack whore VP.. SO obviously, he's NOT responding to you. Go fetch us some taco bell.............
by JPGettysburg
Wed May 15, 2024 5:20 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Doom
Replies: 3339
Views: 905872

Re: Doom

LOGIC dictates that if as you say, we are the largest exporters of crude worldwide, we would NEVER EVER have depleted our strategic oil reserves. I never said that we were the largest exporters of crude. I said that we were the largest producers of both crude oil and natural gas. Do you see the dif...
by JPGettysburg
Tue May 14, 2024 11:53 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Doom
Replies: 3339
Views: 905872

Re: Doom

Look it up dumbshit. I’m not your teacher, or your mommy. If you can get past FAUX News, Newsmax, and your fourth grade newsletter, it’s easy to find. I know that Google is another commie democrat conspiracy, but it can be your friend, and you can get most of the official data. Which you probably c...
by JPGettysburg
Tue May 14, 2024 11:46 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Doom
Replies: 3339
Views: 905872

Re: Doom

Look it up dumbshit. If you can get past FAUX News, Newsmax, and your fourth grade newsletter, it’s easy to find. I know that Google is another commie democrat conspiracy, but it can be your friend, and you can get most of the official data. Which you probably consider fake so never mind. Keep usin...
by JPGettysburg
Tue May 14, 2024 11:11 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Doom
Replies: 3339
Views: 905872

Re: Doom

We cannot endure another 4 years of this administration’s fiscal ineptitude. What’s the solution? I haven’t a fucking clue. Become the world supplier of energy. As soon as the left took over, they scrapped everything. They actually used the strategic oil reserves. Reversed every policy from the tru...
by JPGettysburg
Tue May 14, 2024 11:10 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Doom
Replies: 3339
Views: 905872

Re: Doom

We cannot endure another 4 years of this administration’s fiscal ineptitude. What’s the solution? I haven’t a fucking clue. Become the world supplier of energy. As soon as the left took over, they scrapped everything. They actually used the strategic oil reserves. Reversed every policy from the tru...
by JPGettysburg
Tue May 14, 2024 11:08 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Doom
Replies: 3339
Views: 905872

Re: Doom

Become the world supplier of energy. As soon as the left took over, they scrapped everything. They actually used the strategic oil reserves. Reversed every policy from the trump administration. Should I list every single bad decision by this criminally corrupt left-wing administration? Do I need to...
by JPGettysburg
Tue May 14, 2024 11:05 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Doom
Replies: 3339
Views: 905872

Re: Doom

We cannot endure another 4 years of this administration’s fiscal ineptitude. What’s the solution? I haven’t a fucking clue. Become the world supplier of energy. As soon as the left took over, they scrapped everything. They actually used the strategic oil reserves. Reversed every policy from the tru...
by JPGettysburg
Tue May 14, 2024 10:46 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Doom
Replies: 3339
Views: 905872

Re: Doom

We cannot endure another 4 years of this administration’s fiscal ineptitude. What’s the solution? I haven’t a fucking clue. Become the world supplier of energy. As soon as the left took over, they scrapped everything. They actually used the strategic oil reserves. Reversed every policy from the tru...
by JPGettysburg
Tue May 14, 2024 8:30 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: RIP David Sanborn
Replies: 13
Views: 237

Re: RIP David Sanborn

[youtube3]https://youtu.be/5eZdk4-V32k?si=gAqkjJ-BEVIue8WY[/youtube3]

Boots on sax. With the king
by JPGettysburg
Tue May 14, 2024 8:27 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: RIP David Sanborn
Replies: 13
Views: 237

Re: RIP David Sanborn

:monkies: RIP. Pretty much why I have two of my pieces tuned in b flat and a couple in A flat and D. Most jazz is played in b flat and A flat and D will blend... because its more soothing to the ear. Sax guy here as well. Rock needs more sax [youtube3]https://youtu.be/LmNXXUmP8W0?si=8v7qkgD420LaDQBc...
by JPGettysburg
Tue May 14, 2024 2:13 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Post the best thing you saw on the internet today
Replies: 676
Views: 365398

Re: Post the best thing you saw on the internet today

:lol: A couple nice Headlines....from the Bee With Biden Stalling, Israel Announces They Will Just Get American Weapons From Taliban College Students Announce Indefinite Hunger Strike For Palestine Between 10 AM And Noon And Also Between 1 PM and 5 PM Every Day Except For Some Light Snacking Latest ...
by JPGettysburg
Tue May 14, 2024 9:15 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Trump/GOP bullshit
Replies: 4594
Views: 1127167

Re: Trump/GOP bullshit

By the way. What's going on in that NYC courtroom goes DIRECTLY AGAINST our constitutional republic and everything we stand for. It's a left-wing fascist "kangaroo" court. Ultimately, the high Courts will preserve the constitution and strike down this dangerous weaponization of our governm...
by JPGettysburg
Tue May 14, 2024 9:07 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Trump/GOP bullshit
Replies: 4594
Views: 1127167

Re: Trump/GOP bullshit

The huge difference is that the trump administration was LIGHT YEARS better on both fronts, foreign and domestic. And if you deny that reality, you are completely and utterly clueless. Trump had some impressive accomplishments. He was a far superior president compared to the fool in the WH currentl...
by JPGettysburg
Tue May 14, 2024 1:27 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Trump/GOP bullshit
Replies: 4594
Views: 1127167

Re: Trump/GOP bullshit

Trump referenced a character in a movie, dammit! Why are you not outraged?!? Funny how left-wing crazies are outraged that president trump praised the "fictional character" who was wonderfully portrayed by the great Anthony Hopkins, YET say nothing when Valerie Jarrett and her boss Barack...
by JPGettysburg
Tue May 14, 2024 12:27 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Weekend Roll Call 5-11-24
Replies: 40
Views: 882

Re: Weekend Roll Call 5-11-24

Meat Head wrote: Mon May 13, 2024 11:55 pm Did you bring home some new drugs from your hospital visit? Like hallucinetic uppers?

:0071:
No, just a. Year's supply of Tadalafil, (cialis) for all you low IQ left-wing sheep.
by JPGettysburg
Mon May 13, 2024 11:46 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Weekend Roll Call 5-11-24
Replies: 40
Views: 882

Re: Weekend Roll Call 5-11-24

Nobody except liberals cares if the memes are racist. They’re just so fucking stupid. But they are the best things in these idiotic posts. kcdave makes me miss Kierland. I'm probably as far from a liberal as one can be and I find his memes pure shit. Correct. REAL liberals hold liberty to be sacros...
by JPGettysburg
Mon May 13, 2024 11:39 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Trump/GOP bullshit
Replies: 4594
Views: 1127167

Re: Trump/GOP bullshit

uL0OWcvaG_Y?si=U-m67DwwGHp2TxwK And now after being shown video evidence that it did happen, being the good little cult member that you are, will say that tRump was just joking. If he really didn't mean it why did so many people start leaving half way into his speech? I thought you were referencing...
by JPGettysburg
Mon May 13, 2024 11:36 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Trump/GOP bullshit
Replies: 4594
Views: 1127167

Re: Trump/GOP bullshit

Okay. I haven’t heard his speech or diatribe or whatever it was. Thanks, Diego for the info. I don’t think I can make it thru 4 more years of either of these clowns. How the hell has it come to this?! We’re better than this! There is no way things should have ever gotten to a point where Biden and ...
by JPGettysburg
Mon May 13, 2024 11:33 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Trump/GOP bullshit
Replies: 4594
Views: 1127167

Re: Trump/GOP bullshit

HPG doesn't mind that his cult leader errrrr candidate can't tell that a fictional movie character from an actual person. Yeah that didn't happen. You should lie less often. Thanks. uL0OWcvaG_Y?si=U-m67DwwGHp2TxwK And now after being shown video evidence that it did happen, being the good little cu...
by JPGettysburg
Mon May 13, 2024 10:02 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Weekend Roll Call 5-11-24
Replies: 40
Views: 882

Re: Weekend Roll Call 5-11-24

Dude spams just about every thread with a monotonous repetitive, intelligence-free and humorless political diatribe, Irony. It's what's for dinner. Mikey, like all leftists, projects onto others. We make astute observations here. The current administration, and it's department of Justice, has been ...
by JPGettysburg
Mon May 13, 2024 9:59 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Weekend Roll Call 5-11-24
Replies: 40
Views: 882

Re: Weekend Roll Call 5-11-24

Can we just ban JP? It's about time. Roach, it's time. Dave, your memes aren't funny. Just stop. Do a little bit of retro/introspection and recalibrate, if that's possible w/you. You are coming off as a total piece of shit. Good weekend for me so far, even with the rain here in the 'burgh. Took my ...
by JPGettysburg
Mon May 13, 2024 9:53 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Arrest of Jack Smith.
Replies: 2
Views: 90

Re: Arrest of Jack Smith.

At least he can count on Screwey to give him a rimmer goddammit. We wouldn't want Jack weeping in the woods after being molested by that orange sasquatch. Hopefully, some 300 pound gorilla sized inmate will give left-wing Jack the hard justice he deserves. After November, it's rude awakening time f...
by JPGettysburg
Mon May 13, 2024 5:23 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Trump/GOP bullshit
Replies: 4594
Views: 1127167

Re: Trump/GOP bullshit

HPG doesn't mind that his cult leader errrrr candidate can't tell that a fictional movie character from an actual person. Yeah that didn't happen. You should lie less often. Thanks. I wondered about that. Jimmy Connors is a movie character?! Connors is another "tough guy" wannabe, much li...
by JPGettysburg
Mon May 13, 2024 5:20 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Arrest of Jack Smith.
Replies: 2
Views: 90

Arrest of Jack Smith.

So now Jack Smith has essentially lied to a judge.
https://www.analyzingamerica.org/2024/0 ... source=myc

Hopefully he'll be taken into custody and then be charged with felonies.

Stay tuned.