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Good point re Russia as the only back up plan. Not optimal.

That hasn't stopped Congress and NASA from sending millions to Russia since the shuttle program was shut down, though.

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RACK the Foster Brooks resets! Stayed at the MGM Grand for a week back in 1990-something. In one part of the casino, right next to a bar, they had an animatronic Foster Brooks figure. Over the course of the week, I spent many hours parked near the damn thing as it played Foster Brooks audio 24/7. He...

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We very well could lose the crew on this flight, followed by NASA's typical bullshit, "Going to space is HARD. Let's honor our heroes" You are obviously very knowledgeable about how NASA works. But I highly doubt we'll lose the crew on this flight. We've (humans) have been flying crew to ...

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Mikey wrote: ↑Fri May 17, 2024 2:21 pm DO YOU KNOW WHO I AM!?!?!?

LOL. Exactly.

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Good points above! I'm no expert on the woes of Boeing and our space programs. Strictly an enthusiast... My main concerns are Boeing's questionable design decisions, numerous budget busting gremlins, and shitty quality control. We very well could lose the crew on this flight, followed by NASA's typi...

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Mystik Dan Tuscan Gold Imagination Went to the Preakness with friends a few lifetimes ago… aka during high school. Watching the races up close and personal was very impressive. Beautiful animals! Maryland has a long history in horse racing, but nothing like Churchill Downs, and Pimlico was pretty r...

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Boeing’s Starliner is set to Launch May 06 , err May 10 , umm May 17 , err May 21, 2024. [/b] The CFT 1 astronauts, Suni Williams and Butch Wilmore, will be sent aloft in the woefully problem plagued, overdue, and over budget BOEING 2 Starliner, atop a ULA 3 Atlas V rocket. The crew is scheduled to...

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Rootbeer wrote: ↑Mon May 13, 2024 4:41 pm A nursery of cycloptera.

Sin,

A grove of low hanging fruit.

-- CarlS

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Meat Head wrote: ↑Fri May 10, 2024 8:23 pm A Chaw of Nubile Tittie Nipples.

(over 18, female)

Sin,

Ed Gein

A Snippet of Serial Killers?

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IN---- biggest displacement engine I had was a 383 cu.Inch in the POS '73 Mercury I owned. Hope for tunes tonight---I'll be here for that. Definitely looking fwd to TT tonight. Your '73 Mercury most likely had a 390 or 351 in it. The 383 was a Chrysler/Plymouth/Dodge power plant. Just sayin' Oh, an...

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JPGettysburg wrote: ↑Fri Apr 26, 2024 7:14 pm A 9-0 ruling CONFIRMS what we've already known all along.

... which is WHY we need to nominate 6 more Supreme Court Justices ASAP!

Sin,

Emotionally Crippled Lefties

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'Fraid we're gonna have to expect a "bootleg tape" or .ogg file for Tune Town aficionados.

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General Peters wrote: ↑Mon Apr 22, 2024 1:25 pm yeah, the people masked up while driving alone in 2024 are the clear thinking individuals, not the ones who laugh at them.

RACK the General.

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All that gear showed up the same way that pallets of bricks mysteriously appeared at 2020's BLM/ANTIFA peaceful protests.

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Roman Gabriel sporting a prototype "Hair Helmet"

Poptart, I was just getting into the NFL back then, too. RIP #18

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I was travelling yesterday on what is probably America's most dangerous train route, the Amtrak Surfliner between San Diego and LA. Speaking of CA trains, sources have confirmed that the 1st leg of Gov. Newsom's High-Speed Rail Line is open. https://youtube.com/shorts/BatxqboVg6U?si=JLkL34IqyX8yxts...

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Excellent! How in the hell did you get the wiring harnesses working together and speaking to the 3.4L's ECU?

So what's left on your punch list? Did you fab all your brackets for relocating components? Gauges working?

You warned me to take the over. Haven't forgotten... nice job.

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Okay all you clones
I am not going to read
Your Orenthal takes

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Rootbeer wrote: ↑Wed Apr 10, 2024 9:10 pm
StrawMan wrote: ↑Wed Apr 10, 2024 8:30 pm My daily driver - yes, it's got a hemi
You got the MDS lifters in it? If so, I'll say a prayer for them.

'Fraid so. Pray away! I know i'm on borrowed time...

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A long-lost poster
Elvis Monster gently shoves
Twix bars up his ass

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Logged on T1B
Placer mining for gold takes
Left empty handed

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Now we're talking, Rootbeer! My fleet of ozone-layer depleting turds:

Mama-san's daily driver
My daily driver - yes, it's got a hemi
2-seater w/removable hard top
Beater pick up
2 V-twin motorcycles

All of the above are more than 10 years old.

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It’s both the first time a Massachusetts State Police robot dog was shot while working and the first time that one of Boston Dynamics’ well-known Spot robots was shot while working, representatives told NBC10 Boston Wednesday. The dog, known as Roscoe, was shot as a SWAT team dealt with a man barri...

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Whatever method you use, Community Coffee rules.

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Softball Bat wrote: ↑Mon Apr 08, 2024 6:38 am Path, maps, and times for the solar eclipse today.

https://www.timeanddate.com/eclipse/map/2024-april-8

Tons of great info on that site. Lots of specific details.

Thanks, 'Bat

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YW, Dave

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More from the NASA brain trust: NASA's next moon car is starting to take shape. The agency has selected three private teams — led by the companies Intuitive Machines , Lunar Outpost and Venturi Astrolab, respectively — to develop their versions of the Lunar Terrain Vehicle (LTV), the rover that Arte...

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And now for some math. The CEO of McDonalds made $19,200,000 last year. McDonalds has 150,000 employees. Let's assume each employee works 20 hours per week. If the evil CEO gave his entire salary to the employees, they would see raises of, on average, $0.12 per hour. Yup...Twelve cents. That's a sh...

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I was told there would be no math.

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Rootbeer wrote: ↑Mon Apr 01, 2024 7:00 pm Peeps?

Yes or no?

Peeps are as good for your teeth as a chronic meth habit. 'Sup KC clones?

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... if it was in Louisiana.

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Mikey wrote: ↑Thu Mar 28, 2024 5:17 pm
StrawMan wrote: ↑Thu Mar 28, 2024 5:05 pm
Diego in Seattle wrote: ↑Wed Mar 27, 2024 5:42 pm Would that be the Bible that has "Two Corinthians?"
Two Corinthians walk into a bar...
From the Henny Youngman Bible.

Rack.

I'll take that bet and raise you a Foster Brooks Bible.

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HighPlainsGrifter wrote: ↑Thu Mar 28, 2024 5:15 pm
StrawMan wrote: ↑Thu Mar 28, 2024 5:05 pm
Diego in Seattle wrote: ↑Wed Mar 27, 2024 5:42 pm Would that be the Bible that has "Two Corinthians?"
Two Corinthians walk into a bar...
The bartender asks, "What can I get you?"
...

The First Corinthian says, "Two beers with no head and a chaser."

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Diego in Seattle wrote: ↑Wed Mar 27, 2024 5:42 pm Would that be the Bible that has "Two Corinthians?"

Two Corinthians walk into a bar...

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The Seer wrote: ↑Thu Mar 28, 2024 4:06 pm

AKA "Jesus Clips". Rootbeer knows why.

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