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by StrawMan
Sun Nov 10, 2024 4:35 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: You know who you are
Replies: 46
Views: 960

Re: You know who you are

He must be having trouble picking a new avatar.
by StrawMan
Sun Nov 10, 2024 5:07 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: You know who you are
Replies: 46
Views: 960

Re: You know who you are

"Create a 3d photo realistic image of a woman with no government experience working for the Federal Emergency Management Agency.jpg"

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by StrawMan
Sun Nov 10, 2024 4:52 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Hi!
Replies: 12
Views: 213

Re: Hi!

Was kinda wondering about his ticker. He hasn't posted in a couple months.
by StrawMan
Sun Nov 10, 2024 4:48 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: You know who you are
Replies: 46
Views: 960

Re: You know who you are

Do me a favor, StrawMan. Put this prompt into your AI crayons and post the results. Woman with no government experience working for the Federal Emergency Management Agency "Please create a 3d photo realistic image of A woman with no government experience working for the Federal Emergency Manag...
by StrawMan
Sat Nov 09, 2024 9:45 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Weekend Roll Call 11-9-24
Replies: 14
Views: 304

Re: Weekend Roll Call 11-9-24

It's my Honey's birthday tomorrow, so we're celebrating all weekend. Today was a long lunch of fresh seafood and we stopped off at a kickass local bakery on our way home. We'll watch a movie tonight and I'll stop by Tune Town after that if I haven't passed out into a high calorie coma. Tomorrow afte...
by StrawMan
Sat Nov 09, 2024 9:27 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Hi!
Replies: 12
Views: 213

Re: Hi!

Hey Mace -- CarlS here. Good to see you're still kicking. If I remember right, your av used to be similar to this.

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Stick around. Mikey & poptart's takes are pretty accurate re the state of the board these days.
by StrawMan
Sat Nov 09, 2024 9:14 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: You know who you are
Replies: 46
Views: 960

Re: You know who you are

by StrawMan
Sat Nov 09, 2024 12:39 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Post the best thing you saw on the internet today
Replies: 850
Views: 387782

Re: Post the best thing you saw on the internet today

Strawman, are you trying to stoop as low as the some of the other posters of the liberal leaning here at T1B? Just enjoy the win and be better than them. It's pretty unbecoming. BTW, the post was pretty non-funny, to be sure. I could give two shits what some self-important board NPC thinks of my po...
by StrawMan
Fri Nov 08, 2024 10:32 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: 76 Days Until Hunter Biden’s Pardon
Replies: 4
Views: 152

Re: 76 Days Until Hunter Biden’s Pardon

Left Seater wrote: Fri Nov 08, 2024 10:20 pm Resigns?

Is this a thing to say we have had a female President or to give Harris some sort of leg up on 2028?
Having both legs up has taken her this far...
by StrawMan
Fri Nov 08, 2024 9:05 pm
Forum: Cooking Forum
Topic: Turkey Meatloaf PET
Replies: 6
Views: 69

Re: Turkey Meatloaf PET

Looks great, Mikey. Thanks for taking the time to put it all together for us.

I've never used eggplant in meatloaf before, but will give it a try.
by StrawMan
Fri Nov 08, 2024 8:00 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Congratulations to Delaware Dave
Replies: 1
Views: 86

Congratulations to Delaware Dave

HAPPY 107th BIRTHDAY!!

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And I can't wait to see what the brain behind smith1212 has to offer us.

We can only hope against hope that he or she loves politics threads. :meds:
by StrawMan
Fri Nov 08, 2024 7:44 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: I bought a horse last night!
Replies: 81
Views: 4671

Re: I bought a horse last night!

RIP Frank Gorshin

by StrawMan
Fri Nov 08, 2024 7:34 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Trump Declared Winner
Replies: 19
Views: 569

Re: Trump Declared Winner

The Seer wrote: Thu Nov 07, 2024 3:47 pm Could've been Kamala's speech

This cannot go unracked. Great find, Seer.
by StrawMan
Fri Nov 08, 2024 4:11 pm
Forum: NFL
Topic: 2024 Three Best Bets - Week 10
Replies: 17
Views: 308

Re: 2024 Three Best Bets - Week 10

MIN @ JAX . . .MIN -4
MIA @ LAR . . .LAR -2.5
by StrawMan
Fri Nov 08, 2024 12:43 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Dick Cheney Supporters
Replies: 12
Views: 228

Re: Dick Cheney Supporters

Sudden Sam wrote: Fri Nov 08, 2024 12:20 am I’ll never be a Trump fan. I’m a Trump policy fan. Trump, if the left lets him live...
Not trying to crap on your thread here, but I have little doubt there will be another attempt on Trump's life between now and January 20th.
by StrawMan
Fri Nov 08, 2024 12:36 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: 76 Days Until Hunter Biden’s Pardon
Replies: 4
Views: 152

Re: 76 Days Until Hunter Biden’s Pardon

He's never been held accountable for anything else in his pathetic life.

Why start now?
by StrawMan
Fri Nov 08, 2024 12:32 am
Forum: NFL
Topic: 2024 Three Best Bets - Week 10
Replies: 17
Views: 308

Re: 2024 Three Best Bets - Week 10

CIN @ BAL = OVER 52.5

Fuck picking chalk. Decided I gotta roll the dice to make up any ground on the leaders.

G0d & GaWd help me...
by StrawMan
Thu Nov 07, 2024 9:21 pm
Forum: Cooking Forum
Topic: Chef Mikey’s version of…
Replies: 10
Views: 149

Re: Chef Mikey’s version of…

Sweet deal. You can't beat that nutrition bang for the buck. Unfortunately, the only avocados we get here in the Mid-Atlantic are a cartel grown profit center. I avoid them on principle; the same reason I used to avoid cartel weed. [quit smoking weed for New Years 2024] Looking fwd to the meat loaf ...
by StrawMan
Thu Nov 07, 2024 7:46 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: You know who you are
Replies: 46
Views: 960

Re: You know who you are

Diego in Seattle wrote: Thu Nov 07, 2024 7:19 pm Trump should take a victory lap around Dallas in a convertible.
OK... I laughed.
by StrawMan
Thu Nov 07, 2024 7:39 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Forecaster that predicted every election since ‘84 says
Replies: 178
Views: 9195

Re: Forecaster that predicted every election since ‘84 says

These young male voters know about theories of patriarchy and white supremacy, but they have never known a culture which celebrates the Great Man Theory of history. Thomas Carlyle’s nineteenth-century framework for understanding the past is seen as an anachronism, not worthy of serious thought. Tod...
by StrawMan
Thu Nov 07, 2024 6:53 pm
Forum: Cooking Forum
Topic: Chef Mikey’s version of…
Replies: 10
Views: 149

Re: Chef Mikey’s version of…

<--- have never had avocado toast in any form, but that sure looks tasty. :mrgreen:
by StrawMan
Wed Nov 06, 2024 3:34 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Call your shot
Replies: 102
Views: 2095

Re: Call your shot

Roux wrote: Wed Nov 06, 2024 3:25 am Every state has gone exactly as expected :popcorn:
So you're sticking with your 292 / 246 map? :popcorn:
by StrawMan
Wed Nov 06, 2024 2:53 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Anyone tried the Chicken Big Mac?
Replies: 13
Views: 346

Re: Anyone tried the Chicken Big Mac?

Mikey wrote: Wed Nov 06, 2024 2:45 am You forgot about the McKlingons, which you need to battle using some McWet Ones.
The McWet Ones are the only way to soothe your bleeding McSphincter.
by StrawMan
Wed Nov 06, 2024 2:21 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Anyone tried the Chicken Big Mac?
Replies: 13
Views: 346

Re: Anyone tried the Chicken Big Mac?

McShit Usually 30 minutes after the complete ingestion of a McDonald's meal one is faced with McCramps. These cramps are just like regular stomach pains, but differ in the fact that they are brought on by eating McDonalds. Usually 10-15 minutes after the McCramps/McPains occur one will get the McFa...
by StrawMan
Wed Nov 06, 2024 2:06 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Call your shot
Replies: 102
Views: 2095

Re: Call your shot

Magic 8 Ball sez...

wait & see what m2 thinks.
by StrawMan
Wed Nov 06, 2024 1:45 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Trump Declared Winner
Replies: 19
Views: 569

Re: Trump Declared Winner

Well damn. Any signs of fiery but peaceful protesters yet?

Smashy smashy... Any looters I mean, reparations candidates?
by StrawMan
Wed Nov 06, 2024 1:37 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Call your shot
Replies: 102
Views: 2095

Re: Call your shot

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by StrawMan
Tue Nov 05, 2024 9:42 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Call your shot
Replies: 102
Views: 2095

Re: Call your shot

Updated Map https://i.imgur.com/diudvs5.png Who the hell 'knows' anything right now? I think Trump is solid in GA and NC. Trump takes WI or PA, but not both. Just enough to squeak out a W that will be contested in the courts. I don't expect either 'side' to concede and lose w/dignity. Lose with wha...
by StrawMan
Tue Nov 05, 2024 9:08 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Try it for yourself...
Replies: 18
Views: 332

Re: Try it for yourself...

HighPlainsGrifter wrote: Tue Nov 05, 2024 8:52 pm I don't use Google. Fuck that corporation.
Yep yep. Protonmail and DuckDuckGo are your friends.
by StrawMan
Tue Nov 05, 2024 9:06 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Post-Election Legos, Cocoa, and Coloring Books for Georgetown Students
Replies: 6
Views: 170

Re: Post-Election Legos, Cocoa, and Coloring Books for Georgetown Students

Either way it goes tonight, there will be weeks of lawsuits, fuckery, and mayhem.
by StrawMan
Tue Nov 05, 2024 8:49 pm
Forum: NFL
Topic: 2024 Three Best Bets - Week 10
Replies: 17
Views: 308

Re: 2024 Three Best Bets - Week 10

Since the update on Prescott, the line moved from +-6 to +-7.5 in less than 24 hours.

I'm guessing the money will shift it another point over the course of this week.
by StrawMan
Tue Nov 05, 2024 8:27 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Call your shot
Replies: 102
Views: 2095

Re: Call your shot

mvscal wrote: Tue Nov 05, 2024 3:30 am I have no fucking idea what will happen tomorrow, but, if Trump wins, I will guarantee that election denial will instantly pivot from insurrection to an act of mostly peaceful patriotism.
El Rack-o

Molotovs & bricks for everybody!
by StrawMan
Tue Nov 05, 2024 7:14 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Post-Election Legos, Cocoa, and Coloring Books for Georgetown Students
Replies: 6
Views: 170

Post-Election Legos, Cocoa, and Coloring Books for Georgetown Students

Who in the hell raised these over-coddled cupcakes? "At the McCourt School of Public Policy, officials are offering ‘mindfulness’ options to cope with the election. The only thing missing is a blankie. On Wednesday, the day after the election, most of us are going to roll out of bed, have our b...
by StrawMan
Mon Nov 04, 2024 1:56 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Seven Foot Nine Inch Canadian Gator
Replies: 3
Views: 124

Seven Foot Nine Inch Canadian Gator

WTF?! https://dims.apnews.com/dims4/default/60bfeb0/2147483647/strip/true/crop/5297x3532+0+0/resize/1440x960!/format/webp/quality/90/?url=https%3A%2F%2Fassets.apnews.com%2F20%2F4b%2F3a940d441a1d6f6b7fbe119a78e6%2F7a127e8c9a9d4341ba238bcb249925e1 https://dims.apnews.com/dims4/default/dffcd93/2147483...
by StrawMan
Sun Nov 03, 2024 6:54 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Call your shot
Replies: 102
Views: 2095

Re: Call your shot

RACK.

The only difference is these final odds will be set by highly paid partisans, vs T1B 3BB volunteers.
by StrawMan
Sun Nov 03, 2024 6:49 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: I heard we have to change clocks again soon
Replies: 27
Views: 740

Re: I heard we have to change clocks again soon

Timekeeping in our house: Battery operated clocks in bathrooms - I have to go and manually move the hands. Why in G0d's name do you need clocks in your bathrooms? Just curious. Don’t you time your dumps? :lol: :lol: Actually it’s just in the master bathroom to keep Mrs. Mikey on track when we’re ge...
by StrawMan
Sun Nov 03, 2024 6:45 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: WWLSD?
Replies: 89
Views: 12500

Re: WWLSD?