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YW, Dave

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More from the NASA brain trust: NASA's next moon car is starting to take shape. The agency has selected three private teams — led by the companies Intuitive Machines , Lunar Outpost and Venturi Astrolab, respectively — to develop their versions of the Lunar Terrain Vehicle (LTV), the rover that Arte...

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And now for some math. The CEO of McDonalds made $19,200,000 last year. McDonalds has 150,000 employees. Let's assume each employee works 20 hours per week. If the evil CEO gave his entire salary to the employees, they would see raises of, on average, $0.12 per hour. Yup...Twelve cents. That's a sh...

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I was told there would be no math.

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Rootbeer wrote: ↑Mon Apr 01, 2024 7:00 pm Peeps?

Yes or no?

Peeps are as good for your teeth as a chronic meth habit. 'Sup KC clones?

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... if it was in Louisiana.

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Mikey wrote: ↑Thu Mar 28, 2024 5:17 pm
StrawMan wrote: ↑Thu Mar 28, 2024 5:05 pm
Diego in Seattle wrote: ↑Wed Mar 27, 2024 5:42 pm Would that be the Bible that has "Two Corinthians?"
Two Corinthians walk into a bar...
From the Henny Youngman Bible.

Rack.

I'll take that bet and raise you a Foster Brooks Bible.

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HighPlainsGrifter wrote: ↑Thu Mar 28, 2024 5:15 pm
StrawMan wrote: ↑Thu Mar 28, 2024 5:05 pm
Diego in Seattle wrote: ↑Wed Mar 27, 2024 5:42 pm Would that be the Bible that has "Two Corinthians?"
Two Corinthians walk into a bar...
The bartender asks, "What can I get you?"
...

The First Corinthian says, "Two beers with no head and a chaser."

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Diego in Seattle wrote: ↑Wed Mar 27, 2024 5:42 pm Would that be the Bible that has "Two Corinthians?"

Two Corinthians walk into a bar...

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The Seer wrote: ↑Thu Mar 28, 2024 4:06 pm

AKA "Jesus Clips". Rootbeer knows why.

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Rootbeer wrote: ↑Sun Mar 24, 2024 2:55 am a nice fedora in green with a white feather.

Pimp-tastic!

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A cape with a red dickie. Bowler or top hat. Spats. That's it.

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Grateful Dead - Take Your Pick off of Skeletons From the Closet

Dr. Hook and the Medicine Show - Cover of the Rolling Stone

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Diego in Seattle wrote: ↑Sun Mar 17, 2024 6:05 pm
Mikey wrote: ↑Sun Mar 17, 2024 4:53 pm flap meat

TIA for never posting that pic again. Jeebus.

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We get this huckster hawking crap and bellowing at us from beyond the grave.

SMH...

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Great show last night, SC. Thanks!

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Here kitty kitty kitty!

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https://i.imgflip.com/1gnx4j.jpg Thanks for your... ahem expert feedback, Dave. Now I've got an excuse to bump this every Monday, knowing it gets under your skin. Since you like 'em on the plus size, here's a few right up your alley: https://i.imgur.com/2MS7xCG.jpg https://i.imgur.com/7c0bvIc.png h...

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Don't you sinners have anything to discuss other than these lame political takes, which are mostly hyper partisan uninformed bullshit anyway? Posters have been cast out for spamming like this. Woe to you spammers and Pharisees, you hypocrites! I may have to start casting some of you out some with t...

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Care to set the Over/Under on a few of his most over-used words & phrases, like: 1. "Trump" 9 2. "MAGA" 12 3. "Not a Joke" 2 4. "It's Working" 3 5. "Ultra-MAGA" 4 6. "Threat to Democracy" 6 7. "Uhh... Anyway, I've Said Too Much&qu...

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wz9jMgT ... l=DRNMedia

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Care to set the Over/Under on a few of his most over-used words & phrases, like: 1. "Trump" 9 2. "MAGA" 12 3. "Not a Joke" 2 4. "It's Working" 3 5. "Ultra-MAGA" 4 6. "Threat to Democracy" 6 7. "Uhh... Anyway, I've Said Too Much&qu...

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Grilled or Baked Striped Bass 1. Catch Striped Bass 2. Fillet-Yo-Fish 3. Any white-fleshed fish from the store will work, too. Ex. Tilapia, Flounder, etc. 4. Put fillets on foil-covered baking sheet or non-stick grilling sheet, skin side down 5. Apply thin coat of your favorite mayo to fillets – so...

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aka 9 Putzes in One Ho

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hNZnlcO ... pbellPGAGM

Hello Dinsdale? Come home. All the plants are dying.

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Holy crap that goes way back to the mid-eighties. His son is running Pike's Peak these days.

You sure you're not competing with Wolfman in the Geezer Olympics?

Pikes Peak, King of the Hammers, and Bonneville are on my bucket list.

Sin, Boomer Tuner

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No doubt about it, they just skin 'em differently.

It used to be that the 'Trucks" had to use a factory hood and roof panel.

Now they're all composite bodies, wrapped rather than painted.

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That IS quite a moose knuckle, isn't it?!

He must've gotten a LOT of after hours attention at his barrack in Boot Camp. Oh Wait...

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Based on the "Everywhere a Sign" thread a couple weeks ago, Meat Head is obviously a meme collector, like myself. Open Invitation: Post 'em if ya got 'em! :homer: https://i.imgur.com/YWl8ulw.jpg https://i.imgur.com/enbulCq.jpg https://i.imgur.com/I3vFm30.jpg https://i.imgur.com/H5KtE5V.jpg...

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Are there any vets here at T1B? If so, please consider posting your experiences. I broke my pinky finger playing football on the beach in the Philippines when I was active duty AF. Hurt kinda bad but to my knowledge no one captured the moment on canvas. Malingerers and Stolen Valor assholes have go...

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I was never sent into harm's way. 2 times was ordered to get ready. Once to the Congo to protect Americans there and the other the Cuban Missile Crisis of course. Both times got orders to stand down. Had a friend, Nam Vet, show up at my house contemplating suicide. I took him to the VA Psychiatric ...

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I have a friend who is ex AF. He used to do paintings of specific aircraft for the pilots of those planes. I’ll see if he will allow me to share any of those. From Joe Kline’s site: https://isteam.wsimg.com/ip/5503d9c4-f3b0-11e4-abb5-f04da206c13a/ols/27_original/:/rs=w:600,h:600 Stairway to Heaven ...

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Intro: My cousin Jay was a Huey Gunship pilot in Vietnam. He was highly decorated for his service in 1967-69. Over the years, he has shared several of his combat experiences with me. Talk about intense and horrific shit! But that’s not the point today. The point of including a little of Jay’s backg...

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Driver of the Hendrick Motorsports #71 truck, Rajah Caruth earned his first win in the series at Las Vegas Friday night. I have to say, I’m not a big Hendrick fan and wish that Caruth was driving for Coach Gibbs instead. Regardless, I’m glad to see Caruth get what should be his first of many wins in...

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Sorry to see that War_Wagon died. As much as he and I butted heads on the New World’s NFL and Smack boards, any of our acquaintances, friends, and family dying too young is upsetting. I hope his family is well taken care of. RIP War-Wagon. Peace to you and yours.

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Cousin Yujiro and his wife, Hotaru

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More Experiments! Original photo of a collapsed tobacco barn near Clements, MD: https://i.imgur.com/bJn55aH.jpg Turned into paintings with GoArt https://i.imgur.com/TLLM7qP.jpg https://i.imgur.com/kyU67rC.jpg Another original photo https://i.imgur.com/BA88iJ3.jpg Turned into paintings with GoArt ht...

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RACK the Bat.

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