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by HighPlainsGrifter
Sat Apr 27, 2024 4:14 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: For all you dumbasses…
Replies: 76
Views: 2071

Re: For all you dumbasses…

Farts don't stink if you filter them. Because that's how microparticles work!
by HighPlainsGrifter
Sat Apr 27, 2024 3:37 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Weekend Roll Call 4-27-24
Replies: 13
Views: 178

Re: Weekend Roll Call 4-27-24

the sun is strong enough to heat the spa to 100. At first I was kinda disappointed that our hot tub will only go to 104. But then after sitting in 104, I realized that about 15 minutes is enough. Just dropping it to 101 and I can stay in the tub for an hour. Brining some chicken now, gonna make a c...
by HighPlainsGrifter
Sat Apr 27, 2024 2:01 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Weekend Roll Call 4-27-24
Replies: 13
Views: 178

Re: Weekend Roll Call 4-27-24

FOC weather is a shit show this weekend. Tornado alley is very active. Twisters 60 miles to the north and south last night, but KC is a little more in the bullseye tonight. Fuckin' Reed Timmer, crazy ass storm chaser is even in town. Never a good sign. Our boy mvs may have spent a little time in hi...
by HighPlainsGrifter
Fri Apr 26, 2024 11:13 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Erf Day
Replies: 15
Views: 375

Re: Erf Day

Meat Head wrote: Fri Apr 26, 2024 10:52 pm
HighPlainsGrifter wrote: Fri Apr 26, 2024 3:32 pm sucker rod
~Swoon~

sig

JP Gettysburg
:lol: :lol:
by HighPlainsGrifter
Fri Apr 26, 2024 11:00 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: A brilliant student of history
Replies: 39
Views: 744

Re: A brilliant student of history

Clarence Thomas was shown to be bought and paid for. Did the chief or any of the other judges do anything but ignore it? Some bullshit generalized press release but no statement of ethics or sanctions. Corrupt? Fuk what else do you need? The last eight years has shown the weaponization of the very ...
by HighPlainsGrifter
Fri Apr 26, 2024 4:43 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Erf Day
Replies: 15
Views: 375

Re: Erf Day

If only it would stop raining, California's hillsides would stop ruining everyone's lives and ruining their wedding chapels.
by HighPlainsGrifter
Fri Apr 26, 2024 4:42 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: For all you dumbasses…
Replies: 76
Views: 2071

Re: For all you dumbasses…

Therapeutic treatments of infectious diseases are literal racism? Goddam you're bad at this, Screwy.
by HighPlainsGrifter
Fri Apr 26, 2024 4:34 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Orenthal--tits up
Replies: 5
Views: 174

Re: Orenthal--tits up

Metastatic prostate cancer. Had he went to his primary doctor twenty plus years ago, this could've been easily cured through radical robotic prostate surgery. Unfortunately, he was an arrogant SOB, and left unchecked. It spread everywhere. People magazine and other "left-wing" outlets sai...
by HighPlainsGrifter
Fri Apr 26, 2024 3:32 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Erf Day
Replies: 15
Views: 375

Re: Erf Day

Excellent thread. We reshape this dirty ball all day every day. Every day is Earth Day for my guys. Well...except last Saturday. That was Fix the Pump Jack Day. A pumper was preparing a site for teardown (not one of my monkeys, mvscal) and released the sucker rod before locking the beam. At the back...
by HighPlainsGrifter
Fri Apr 26, 2024 3:17 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: A brilliant student of history
Replies: 39
Views: 744

Re: A brilliant student of history

Kind of like m2 posting in here about how maga & Trump suck They do suck. They have a fucking lawyer arguing to the corrupt Supreme Court that Dump is above the law. Period. Doesn't really bode (no pun intended) well for the future of American democracy if corrupt GQP Supreme Court members vote...
by HighPlainsGrifter
Thu Apr 25, 2024 10:12 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: FTC bans non-compete clauses
Replies: 16
Views: 393

Re: FTC bans non-compete clauses

equitablegrowth are probably the same morons who predicted the Trump tax cuts would bankrupt the government and then conveniently ignored the government collecting record revenue every quarter since the tax cuts.
by HighPlainsGrifter
Wed Apr 24, 2024 5:43 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: If this doesn’t infuriate everyone…
Replies: 27
Views: 605

Re: If this doesn’t infuriate everyone…

I don't recall CNN or MSNBC being sued successfully for spreading lies about Dominion & Smartmatic voting machines... You just don’t get it, do you? The MSM, the courts, the DOJ and FBI, the electoral system, the police and fire departments, Disneyland, Hollywood, the auto industry, social medi...
by HighPlainsGrifter
Wed Apr 24, 2024 5:35 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: A brilliant student of history
Replies: 39
Views: 744

Re: A brilliant student of history

Carson wrote: Wed Apr 24, 2024 5:10 pm
I don’t know why we’re surprised by Trump.

How many times does he have to prove we can't be trusted?
#stupidfuckwitbiden
Everybody knew it wouldn't take more than a day.
by HighPlainsGrifter
Tue Apr 23, 2024 8:13 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Post the best thing you saw on the internet today
Replies: 650
Views: 271815

Re: Post the best thing you saw on the internet today

Sven Golly wrote: Tue Apr 23, 2024 7:30 pm Damn shame...I heard he was only 3 credits short of his degree in Quantum Electrodynamics.
lol

Now who will write the maths to keep our rockets in orbit?
by HighPlainsGrifter
Tue Apr 23, 2024 8:12 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: If this doesn’t infuriate everyone…
Replies: 27
Views: 605

Re: If this doesn’t infuriate everyone…

Screwy plays the team sports version of politics. Until the coach tells him there's a new play he will keep running the same sets. Posting Substack posts ERRRR blog posts as evidence is the 21st century version of posting a photo of the back of a truck stop restroom stall door. Yes, that's the &quo...
by HighPlainsGrifter
Tue Apr 23, 2024 7:00 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Post the best thing you saw on the internet today
Replies: 650
Views: 271815

Re: Post the best thing you saw on the internet today

https://forums.rivals.com/proxy.php?image=https%3A%2F%2Fmedia.scored.co%2Fpost%2FAPisDOKp6MFQ.png&hash=c0f55b782198d94b2a460e9e4883ac86 Not a tranny. Should be fun when he self identifies as a teenage girl and gets to serve his sentence in female juvenile detention. And don't you DARE claim he ...
by HighPlainsGrifter
Tue Apr 23, 2024 6:57 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: If this doesn’t infuriate everyone…
Replies: 27
Views: 605

Re: If this doesn’t infuriate everyone…

Screwy plays the team sports version of politics. Until the coach tells him there's a new play he will keep running the same sets.
by HighPlainsGrifter
Tue Apr 23, 2024 5:31 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: The Ministry of Ungentlemanly Warfare
Replies: 23
Views: 597

Re: The Ministry of Ungentlemanly Warfare

Isn't it Ionic? Don't you think?
by HighPlainsGrifter
Mon Apr 22, 2024 5:51 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Bacon Cajun Ranch Deluxe McCrispy
Replies: 2
Views: 115

Bacon Cajun Ranch Deluxe McCrispy

It's pretty good. The cajun ranch is smokey and spicy but not food-challenge-hot. Nothing unique about the chicken. Standard McDonalds bacon slices so thin you can read the newspaper through them but they put plenty on it. Roma tomato slices. McD no longer offers leaf lettuce so the sando has shredd...
by HighPlainsGrifter
Mon Apr 22, 2024 5:32 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: The Ministry of Ungentlemanly Warfare
Replies: 23
Views: 597

Re: The Ministry of Ungentlemanly Warfare

foyé, foyey... whatever it takes.
by HighPlainsGrifter
Mon Apr 22, 2024 5:31 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: A brilliant student of history
Replies: 39
Views: 744

Re: A brilliant student of history

I found it funny. Not quite as funny as Dems pretending they care about the cognitive ability of a Presidential candidate but still funny.
by HighPlainsGrifter
Sat Apr 20, 2024 6:55 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: The Ministry of Ungentlemanly Warfare
Replies: 23
Views: 597

The Ministry of Ungentlemanly Warfare

Just watched the trailer for this movie. Apparently it's based on the UK's first foyer into clandestine military operations. What an excellent premise, but of course it gets completely fucked over by the children running Hollywood. I would bet actual money they wrote this steaming pile of dogshit us...
by HighPlainsGrifter
Sat Apr 20, 2024 5:40 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: In Memory of Dickey Betts
Replies: 36
Views: 834

Re: In Memory of Dickey Betts

Smackie has a point.

I checked Go Coogs' post history and he isn't calling people nazis nearly often enough to be on the right side of history. It's obvious he is a Nazi lover.
by HighPlainsGrifter
Sat Apr 20, 2024 3:18 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Weekend Roll Call 4-20-24
Replies: 9
Views: 270

Re: Weekend Roll Call 4-20-24

IN Filed my corporate taxes on the 15th. You'll be happy to know I paid my fair share. Wish I could select how the government spends my contribution. Best I can do is help select a few of the people whom spend it, then sit back and watch them quid pro quo with the other side until no bad idea goes u...
by HighPlainsGrifter
Fri Apr 19, 2024 3:41 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: In Memory of Dickey Betts
Replies: 36
Views: 834

Re: In Memory of Dickey Betts

Screwy, don’t take this too hard, but I’ll never forget you extolling the musical brilliance of MGMT many years ago. My jaw dropped when I heard a bit of their “music”. To post this in a thread where Betts, ABB, and Tull are topics is pure blasphemy and I should be obligated to off myself, but for ...
by HighPlainsGrifter
Thu Apr 18, 2024 2:23 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Post the best thing you saw on the internet today
Replies: 650
Views: 271815

Re: Post the best thing you saw on the internet today

Good to know the Fed is woke. https://twitter.com/jamesokeefeiii/status/1778157381907513802?s=46 James O'Queef :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: Who cares who posted it? The admissions are quite clear. When you can't debate the message, attack the messenger. I'll reiterate: Screw Michigan i...
by HighPlainsGrifter
Thu Apr 18, 2024 2:21 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: For all you dumbasses…
Replies: 76
Views: 2071

Re: For all you dumbasses…

You mean the 2 dirty cheap effective medications with 40+ year track records that with out a doubt are safe? I wish we could ask all the dipshits who took it on Dump's advice, thinking it would protect them from Covid 19. Alas, they're not available for comment. Reposted from Page 1: Ivermectin sav...
by HighPlainsGrifter
Tue Apr 16, 2024 9:45 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Iran/Hamas attacks Israel
Replies: 512
Views: 784045

Re: Iran/Hamas attacks Israel

smackaholic wrote: Tue Apr 16, 2024 9:28 pm Gonna be a long day for some fucker in an F-14 that hasn't had proper factory support since 1978.
Actually it's going to be super easy. Barely an inconvenience.

/s/

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by HighPlainsGrifter
Tue Apr 16, 2024 12:52 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Weekend Roll Call 4-13-24
Replies: 21
Views: 619

Re: Weekend Roll Call 4-13-24

That meme is not even true. I watched a movie that shows some very smart black ladies write the maths to keep our rockets in space. And I heard a guy on radio say a black guy invented peanut butter. Also the cotton gin but we're not supposed to talk about that one.
by HighPlainsGrifter
Tue Apr 16, 2024 12:44 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Masters Contest 2024
Replies: 64
Views: 2224

Re: Masters Contest 2024

Yeesh. Try to make a joke around here.
by HighPlainsGrifter
Mon Apr 15, 2024 11:14 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Masters Contest 2024
Replies: 64
Views: 2224

Re: Masters Contest 2024

In this time of intense distrust of other political views and with so much tension between feuding groups, it's nice when we can all agree on something. For example, I think there's universal agreement on Screw Michigan being the dumbest motherfucker on this interwebs discussion forum. And that's re...
by HighPlainsGrifter
Mon Apr 15, 2024 8:47 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Weekend Roll Call 4-13-24
Replies: 21
Views: 619

Re: Weekend Roll Call 4-13-24

They all have truth. They also include stereotypes which are based on historical truth. Is there something you don't understand about black fathers abandoning their offspring or committing crimes? You seem like a smart person so I'm not sure why you're struggling. White fathers don't abandon their ...
by HighPlainsGrifter
Mon Apr 15, 2024 7:38 pm
Forum: BIG TIME POWER COLLEGE FOOTBALL
Topic: Indy Bowl projected matchup: TCU vs Cal
Replies: 2
Views: 193

Re: Indy Bowl projected matchup: TCU vs Cal

Transfer Portal gonna destroy those rankings three, maybe four times before the season is over.
by HighPlainsGrifter
Mon Apr 15, 2024 7:35 pm
Forum: Golf
Topic: Nine Putts in One Hole
Replies: 3
Views: 728

Re: Nine Putts in One Hole

Python wrote: Fri Apr 12, 2024 12:27 am9 guys 1 cup
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by HighPlainsGrifter
Mon Apr 15, 2024 7:28 pm
Forum: Golf
Topic: BUY JASMINER X4-1U ETH MINER
Replies: 3
Views: 16254

Re: BUY JASMINER X4-1U ETH MINER

If a thread title says "JASMINER" and doesn't include a smoking hot red head, someone has failed their mission.
by HighPlainsGrifter
Mon Apr 15, 2024 7:21 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Weekend Roll Call 4-13-24
Replies: 21
Views: 619

Re: Weekend Roll Call 4-13-24

Rack the memes. It isn't racist if it's true. Might be stereotypical and low hanging fruit, but not racist. Screwy is a virtue signaling moron. Care to explain how each one of these is “true” besides in your racist pea brain? They all have truth. They also include stereotypes which are based on his...
by HighPlainsGrifter
Sun Apr 14, 2024 6:01 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Doom
Replies: 3274
Views: 725318

Re: Doom

The trouble is, debt loses its credibility if there is no plausible way of paying it back, or even just to keep paying the interest. That’s exactly what is happening now. Everybody can see that the US government can’t pay the interest on its debt, which is Treasury bonds, notes, and bills (from lon...
by HighPlainsGrifter
Sun Apr 14, 2024 5:02 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Doom
Replies: 3274
Views: 725318

Re: Doom

Softball Bat wrote: Sat Apr 13, 2024 10:30 pm
HPG wrote:Russia Hits Underground Gas Reserves in Ukraine; "Mushroom Cloud" from Fierce Explosion
Next week is going to be wild!
Mushroom cloud? Hold my beer.

/s/
Iran
by HighPlainsGrifter
Sat Apr 13, 2024 10:23 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Eclipse PET
Replies: 6
Views: 190

Re: Eclipse PET

Excellent work, dtown. This is the level of effort you've been known for. :clap:

Those springs move some serious water. Holy crap!
by HighPlainsGrifter
Sat Apr 13, 2024 10:21 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Doom
Replies: 3274
Views: 725318

Re: Doom

Russia Hits Underground Gas Reserves in Ukraine; "Mushroom Cloud" from Fierce Explosion At dawn, Russia achieved the largest strategic strike in Ukraine in history, when it destroyed Ukraine's largest underground gas storage in Bilche-Volitsko-Uher in the city of Stryjak near Ľvov. Russia...