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by HighPlainsGrifter
Tue May 14, 2024 11:21 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Post the best thing you saw on the internet today
Replies: 666
Views: 364576

Re: Post the best thing you saw on the internet today

Fucking nerds. Still not legal. https://abcnews.go.com/living/story/teenager-earns-doctoral-degree-age-17/?id=110129194 Rack her! That's awesome. Especially this part: Dorothy Jean Tillman II told "Good Morning America" that she was homeschooled in her early years before entering college ...
by HighPlainsGrifter
Tue May 14, 2024 9:27 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: RIP David Sanborn
Replies: 13
Views: 178

Re: RIP David Sanborn

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by HighPlainsGrifter
Tue May 14, 2024 8:26 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Doom
Replies: 3308
Views: 904460

Re: Doom

My wife predicted I'd lose $1,000 last month gambling. I only lost $980 so she shouldn't be upset, right?

Is that how it works, Mikey?
by HighPlainsGrifter
Tue May 14, 2024 5:38 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: P.E.T.
Replies: 10
Views: 217

Re: P.E.T.

The view from Badwater (280 ft. below sea level) to Telescope Peak (11,000 ft.) is an amazing view. The Rockies start at 5,000ft. and view 14,000 ft. mountains. Death Valley just tells the Rockies to hold its beer. You're about an hour an a half away from the highest mountain in the United States o...
by HighPlainsGrifter
Tue May 14, 2024 5:32 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: P.E.T.
Replies: 10
Views: 217

Re: P.E.T.

kcdave wrote: Tue May 14, 2024 9:14 am
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I see you drove the whole way without encountering any other traffic. That's the norm in Cali, as I understand it.
by HighPlainsGrifter
Tue May 14, 2024 4:24 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: P.E.T.
Replies: 10
Views: 217

Re: P.E.T.

Let me know if you need a road built to get out of there.
by HighPlainsGrifter
Tue May 14, 2024 1:54 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Trump/GOP bullshit
Replies: 4594
Views: 1126405

Re: Trump/GOP bullshit

Trump referenced a character in a movie, dammit! Why are you not outraged?!? Whoosh...once again context goes right over your head. Context? You want context? Okay, how about this: Inflation is outpacing growth, five equity firms are buying up residential property faster than builders can make new ...
by HighPlainsGrifter
Tue May 14, 2024 12:08 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Trump/GOP bullshit
Replies: 4594
Views: 1126405

Re: Trump/GOP bullshit

Trump referenced a character in a movie, dammit! Why are you not outraged?!?
by HighPlainsGrifter
Tue May 14, 2024 12:06 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Weekend Roll Call 5-11-24
Replies: 40
Views: 793

Re: Weekend Roll Call 5-11-24

mvscal wrote: Mon May 13, 2024 11:02 pm Park the Jetta,
You're gonna give Screwy a complex with this type of chatter.
by HighPlainsGrifter
Mon May 13, 2024 10:48 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: “She didn’t even give me a rimmer”
Replies: 10
Views: 212

Re: “She didn’t even give me a rimmer”

mvscal wrote: Mon May 13, 2024 7:39 pm It's worse than we thought. He's under siege by perverted sasquatches or whatever the plural of fuckken sasquatch is.
A legend of Sasquai would probably work.
by HighPlainsGrifter
Mon May 13, 2024 9:40 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Weekend Roll Call 5-11-24
Replies: 40
Views: 793

Re: Weekend Roll Call 5-11-24

Mikey wrote: Mon May 13, 2024 7:45 pm
Dude spams just about every thread with a monotonous repetitive, intelligence-free and humorless political diatribe,
Irony. It's what's for dinner.
by HighPlainsGrifter
Mon May 13, 2024 7:33 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: A Murder of Crows...
Replies: 41
Views: 904

Re: A Murder of Crows...

Is Mikey the first person to make this thread overtly political?

Just checking something..
by HighPlainsGrifter
Mon May 13, 2024 6:48 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Weekend Roll Call 5-11-24
Replies: 40
Views: 793

Re: Weekend Roll Call 5-11-24

Can we just ban JP? It's about time. Roach, it's time. Dave, your memes aren't funny. Just stop. Do a little bit of retro/introspection and recalibrate, if that's possible w/you. You are coming off as a total piece of shit. Good weekend for me so far, even with the rain here in the 'burgh. Took my ...
by HighPlainsGrifter
Mon May 13, 2024 6:36 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Get your Jack Smith fan gear today!
Replies: 77
Views: 18276

Re: Get your Jack Smith fan gear today!

UPDATE: In addition to the FBI Staging a Photo Shoot of Alleged Classified Documents with Props , it now appears Jack Smith's people altered the order of items in evidence and then misled a judge about it. This calls into question who handled the documents, why they are out of order, and if they hav...
by HighPlainsGrifter
Mon May 13, 2024 6:10 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Trump/GOP bullshit
Replies: 4594
Views: 1126405

Re: Trump/GOP bullshit

HPG doesn't mind that his cult leader errrrr candidate can't tell that a fictional movie character from an actual person. Yeah that didn't happen. You should lie less often. Thanks. uL0OWcvaG_Y?si=U-m67DwwGHp2TxwK And now after being shown video evidence that it did happen, being the good little cu...
by HighPlainsGrifter
Mon May 13, 2024 4:24 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Trump/GOP bullshit
Replies: 4594
Views: 1126405

Re: Trump/GOP bullshit

Diego in Seattle wrote: Mon May 13, 2024 3:44 pm HPG doesn't mind that his cult leader errrrr candidate can't tell that a fictional movie character from an actual person.
Yeah that didn't happen. You should lie less often. Thanks.
by HighPlainsGrifter
Mon May 13, 2024 3:14 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Iran/Hamas attacks Israel
Replies: 552
Views: 1047352

Re: Iran/Hamas attacks Israel

Yo, mstool: Your dreamgirl greta was protesting against Israel at Eurovision last night. Did I hear Eurovision? https://www.wjtv.com/wp-content/uploads/sites/72/2024/05/6640e028b5d167.00886449.jpeg?w=1752&h=986&crop=1 Wonder which way this creature leans on Hamas/Israel? I’m sure both sides...
by HighPlainsGrifter
Mon May 13, 2024 2:18 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Trump/GOP bullshit
Replies: 4594
Views: 1126405

Re: Trump/GOP bullshit

Diego super duper hates it when presidential candidates bungle their words.
by HighPlainsGrifter
Mon May 13, 2024 2:05 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Have we discussed Mother's Day protocols?
Replies: 9
Views: 190

Re: Have we discussed Mother's Day protocols?

JPGettysburg wrote: Mon May 13, 2024 6:25 am
HighPlainsGrifter wrote: Mon May 13, 2024 2:50 am I only have one mother. I am only required to call one person on Mother's Day, right?
Correct.

And it's nice to take mom to a nice place for primo Italian cuisine.
Like Fazoli's!

-dtown
by HighPlainsGrifter
Mon May 13, 2024 5:08 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Doom
Replies: 3308
Views: 904460

Re: Doom

Billionaire Barry Sternlicht, Founder, Chairman and CEO of Starwood Capital Group has issued an ominous warning about America's regional banks, which he says will fail at a rate of 'one or two' per week. "You're going to see a regional bank fail every day, or not — every week, maybe two a week...
by HighPlainsGrifter
Mon May 13, 2024 2:50 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Have we discussed Mother's Day protocols?
Replies: 9
Views: 190

Have we discussed Mother's Day protocols?

I only have one mother. I am only required to call one person on Mother's Day, right?
by HighPlainsGrifter
Sun May 12, 2024 6:00 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Just ordered one
Replies: 8
Views: 212

Re: Just ordered one

Holy smokes. 15,000 km range. 4 week submersion.

And you can dock it to a private floating island.
by HighPlainsGrifter
Sun May 12, 2024 5:56 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Weekend Roll Call 5-11-24
Replies: 40
Views: 793

Re: Weekend Roll Call 5-11-24

I could use some reading lessons to figure out what a remarkable of perception is.
by HighPlainsGrifter
Sun May 12, 2024 5:55 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: TKO
Replies: 8
Views: 208

Re: TKO

Raider fans went to the Italian Open?

From chucking batteries to bottles.
by HighPlainsGrifter
Sun May 12, 2024 1:42 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Show Review: The Rig
Replies: 3
Views: 116

Re: Show Review: The Rig

The lack of LGBT representation in your movie recommendations is disturbing to Diego and Screwy.
by HighPlainsGrifter
Sat May 11, 2024 9:06 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Show Review: The Rig
Replies: 3
Views: 116

Show Review: The Rig

Synopsis: A deep sea platform in the North Sea loses communication and starts experiencing some strange things. It's a mystery thriller as the crew struggles to figure it out. I was intrigued by the idea of an oil rig movie/show. The science that goes into plumbing the earth 2 miles deep is impress...
by HighPlainsGrifter
Sat May 11, 2024 1:32 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Weekend Roll Call 5-11-24
Replies: 40
Views: 793

Re: Weekend Roll Call 5-11-24

The best pic I took of the Northern Lights.

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by HighPlainsGrifter
Sat May 11, 2024 1:29 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Weekend Roll Call 5-11-24
Replies: 40
Views: 793

Re: Weekend Roll Call 5-11-24

One place I will not be going is ...... https://www.kshb.com/news/local-news/missouri-gay-rodeo-welcomes-all-this-weekend-to-hale-arena-for-show-me-state-rodeo?fbclid=IwZXh0bgNhZW0CMTEAAR0G8GGsPbTgjTn2yK6_cIw0Kg2y1eP8mBdsjMtaj9jUO0RQJgU0v7Jf4OA_aem_Ab1ef8MNQJ4Y_M26ThaEsoqnZP0Vlq06UJU9iUXHJm6NWMNZNi...
by HighPlainsGrifter
Fri May 10, 2024 10:08 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: A Murder of Crows...
Replies: 41
Views: 904

Re: A Murder of Crows...

Meat Head wrote: Fri May 10, 2024 8:23 pm (over 18, female)
Sad you gotta specify with the keyboard warrior closet pedos around here.
by HighPlainsGrifter
Fri May 10, 2024 2:07 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: A thread for .tard posters
Replies: 11
Views: 313

Re: A thread for .tard posters

So you're saying that kidnapping a juvenile female is "fun?" Par for the course for .pedo posters.... Nope. Didn't say that at all. Are you retarded? This is like Charles Barkley claiming that he was misquoted in his autobiography.... Eight words. I typed eight words. And you deliberately...
by HighPlainsGrifter
Fri May 10, 2024 3:45 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Miss USA and Miss Teen USA...
Replies: 27
Views: 652

Re: Miss USA and Miss Teen USA...

The Seer wrote: Fri May 10, 2024 2:59 am
FiatLux wrote: Thu May 09, 2024 6:24 pm Is Trump still running these events?
Aren't your leftist Marxist antifags conducting a hamas rally you're late for?
Please don't turn this into another Israel/Palestine slap fight, and no, Fiat is probably the biggest pro-Zionist cheerleader on this board.
by HighPlainsGrifter
Fri May 10, 2024 3:42 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: A thread for .tard posters
Replies: 11
Views: 313

Re: A thread for .tard posters

Diego in Seattle wrote: Fri May 10, 2024 1:44 am
HighPlainsGrifter wrote: Fri May 10, 2024 1:15 am The manhunt is over. What fun is that?
So you're saying that kidnapping a juvenile female is "fun?"

Par for the course for .pedo posters....
Nope. Didn't say that at all. Are you retarded?
by HighPlainsGrifter
Fri May 10, 2024 1:15 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: A thread for .tard posters
Replies: 11
Views: 313

Re: A thread for .tard posters

The manhunt is over. What fun is that?
by HighPlainsGrifter
Fri May 10, 2024 1:13 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Miss USA and Miss Teen USA...
Replies: 27
Views: 652

Re: Miss USA and Miss Teen USA...

Diego, could you stop being a retard for 30 seconds and make sense? Fucking hell.
by HighPlainsGrifter
Thu May 09, 2024 11:08 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Miss USA and Miss Teen USA...
Replies: 27
Views: 652

Re: Miss USA and Miss Teen USA...

This thread is not relevant to Donald Trump, you morons. He sold the pageant many years ago.

Fyxk y'all are obsessed.
by HighPlainsGrifter
Thu May 09, 2024 11:03 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: HPG
Replies: 3
Views: 142

Re: HPG

Thanks for the recommendation, Bat. I've heard Jerry Seinfeld's interview about wokeism killing comedy and I wondered if his comments were at all related to this movie. Did he want to be more curting edge with this script and felt held back by acid-spitting leftist activists on social media? I suspe...
by HighPlainsGrifter
Thu May 09, 2024 9:39 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Doom
Replies: 3308
Views: 904460

Re: Doom

by HighPlainsGrifter
Thu May 09, 2024 4:15 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Miss USA and Miss Teen USA...
Replies: 27
Views: 652

Miss USA and Miss Teen USA...

abdicated their titles yesterday and today, respectively. They have not said why exactly. The reason given is cryptic, "I find that my personal values no longer align with the direction of the organization ," Miss USA stated in her resignation letter. Social media is ablaze with speculatio...
by HighPlainsGrifter
Thu May 09, 2024 2:15 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: A Murder of Crows...
Replies: 41
Views: 904

Re: A Murder of Crows...

Diego in Seattle wrote: Thu May 09, 2024 1:03 am
HighPlainsGrifter wrote: Wed May 08, 2024 11:37 pm A Bag of Dicks?
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Rack.
by HighPlainsGrifter
Wed May 08, 2024 11:37 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: A Murder of Crows...
Replies: 41
Views: 904

Re: A Murder of Crows...

A Bag of Dicks?

Screwy was asking/hoping.