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by Trollfessor
Sun Dec 11, 2022 10:48 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: DP 2023
Replies: 75
Views: 112948

Re: DP 2023

https://i.postimg.cc/5t6sCL5V/large.jpg NBA YoungBoy (Kentrell Gaulden) rapper April homicide https://i.postimg.cc/sxkMTFqm/artworks-g9-UA47j-LCWy-RBl-Uw-LIBjn-Q-t500x500.jpg Fredo Bang (Fredrick Givens) rapper May homicide https://i.postimg.cc/XYYMBLFT/FBG-Wooski.jpg FBG Wooski (Marvel Williams) r...
by Trollfessor
Wed Oct 15, 2008 9:46 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: joke
Replies: 2
Views: 556

joke

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by Trollfessor
Thu Oct 02, 2008 2:51 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Fall foliage and my cooking class
Replies: 11
Views: 1588

Re: Fall foliage and my cooking class

Act like you have a pair, Dan. Or if not, you might as well cook with them, here is an online cookbook for you.

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by Trollfessor
Thu Jul 03, 2008 2:20 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Hey, I'm Bulldozing Here!
Replies: 22
Views: 2815

Re: Hey, I'm Bulldozing Here!

Near the All-Star break, and the Cubs still have the best record in the National League, Holy Cow!
by Trollfessor
Fri Jun 06, 2008 3:48 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Top 5 internet "error in judgment" rankings
Replies: 160
Views: 6513

Re: Top 5 internet "error in judgment" rankings

Yeah it is a late entry, but TVO's coming out thread deserves some votes.

Maybe this thing needs to be a top 10 ranking instead, lots of people have earned "recognition."
by Trollfessor
Tue May 27, 2008 4:23 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Point State Park reopening May 30
Replies: 25
Views: 2527

Re: Point State Park reopening May 30

Stevo, you better practice your squeals. We know you can act the part, but you have to sound like it too. Go ahead and rent the movie, squeal like a pig boy.

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by Trollfessor
Tue May 27, 2008 12:25 pm
Forum: ARCHIVE!
Topic: Au revio- Aufwieders-...aw, screw it...Later
Replies: 205
Views: 30790

Re: Au revio- Aufwieders-...aw, screw it...Later

Message boards are weird little worlds. You hang around with people, trading stories, insults, jokes, problems, etc., sometimes for years. People post pictures of themselves wearing women's panties, their wives, kids, even their dead fathers in coffins. Some people wish you well, others urge you to...
by Trollfessor
Mon May 26, 2008 2:13 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: I just French Farted
Replies: 9
Views: 2216

Re: I just French Farted

What's all this about you swallowing sperm?
by Trollfessor
Sun May 25, 2008 10:21 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Atomic Flunk
Replies: 88
Views: 6667

Re: Atomic Flunk

I gave "Buc" all of my whiskey and when he sobered up it didn't turn out that well. He was coming off the last stages of his buzz when I was knobin' his private benjamin and I looked up at him. He said I looked like an anteater??? Needless to say, I tried to sell one of my kids for some &...
by Trollfessor
Fri May 23, 2008 3:45 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Matchbook babysitter update
Replies: 15
Views: 2005

Re: Matchbook babysitter update

Mikey wrote:Shakita, Furaha
Daekia, Cedano, Dezekiah, Azequel, Andre?

Pray for them.

(I wonder how they came up with the name Andre)
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by Trollfessor
Tue May 20, 2008 8:13 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Dittotards, break out your Ted Kennedy vodoo dolls
Replies: 55
Views: 4814

Re: Dittotards, break out your Ted Kennedy vodoo dolls

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by Trollfessor
Thu May 15, 2008 5:08 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: CrunchY LaCucaRachaaaah
Replies: 4
Views: 793

Re: CrunchY LaCucaRachaaaah

Hey, Hombres...You juan a nice nutritous breakfast fortyfied with many crunchy la cukas? They melt in you mouth if they don crawl oout....That's a good business for you. I've seen Sophia Lorens tits and they are fake tonight. And I'll bet her name isn't even actually Loren. Proabably something like...
by Trollfessor
Wed May 14, 2008 7:55 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Joke
Replies: 8
Views: 965

Re: Joke

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by Trollfessor
Sat May 10, 2008 2:38 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Exclusive Pickle PET (! - penises posted by Charles de Mar)
Replies: 32
Views: 2887

Re: Exclusive Pickle PET (! - penises posted by Charles de Mar)

Rack Fester for identifying the source of Pickle's shame. :lol:
by Trollfessor
Fri May 09, 2008 7:19 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Exclusive Pickle PET (! - penises posted by Charles de Mar)
Replies: 32
Views: 2887

Re: Exclusive Pickle PET (! - penises posted by Charles de Mar)

Charles De Mar, did you have to put cock photos in this thread?

Feel free to remove them, dumbass.
by Trollfessor
Mon Apr 28, 2008 5:13 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Our MMA event was a total hit!
Replies: 86
Views: 5471

Re: Our MMA event was a total hit!

Zy's a guido, but damnit, he's our guido.
by Trollfessor
Wed Apr 16, 2008 6:25 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: How do you remove a perfume canister stuck in a man's ass?
Replies: 7
Views: 1294

How do you remove a perfume canister stuck in a man's ass?

The video has been removed from YouTube but you still want to see it? Well ok then, here it is. Cebu hospital apologizes for surgery 'spectacle' Sun.Star: CEBU CITY, Philippines - Unethical and scandalous. That's how several doctors described the behavior of Vicente Sotto Memorial Medical Center (VS...
by Trollfessor
Mon Apr 07, 2008 9:25 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Jess the Rookie, shirtless and busted
Replies: 4
Views: 1022

Jess the Rookie, shirtless and busted

Daymn Jess, just get your own Neflix account. :lol: http://gizmodo.com/assets/resources/2008/04/netflixthief.jpg Motion-Sensing Camera Catches Netflix Thief Red-Handed, Shirtless Brian Krische and his roommate had a lot of their Netflix discs go missing before they received them, and they grew susp...
by Trollfessor
Tue Mar 11, 2008 8:36 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: $4000 per second
Replies: 3
Views: 840

$4000 per second

A little perspective for those of you who don't understand.

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by Trollfessor
Thu Feb 21, 2008 10:24 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: I'm back for the smack off
Replies: 3
Views: 564

Re: I'm back for the smack off

Sirfindafold, your thoughts?
by Trollfessor
Wed Feb 13, 2008 5:13 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: starting over at this board
Replies: 32
Views: 2272

Re: starting over at this board

Wow, you're blowing up and it is epic and stuff.
by Trollfessor
Fri Jan 25, 2008 5:13 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Caption this picture....
Replies: 16
Views: 767

Re: Caption this picture....

Pickle's ancestor (kneeling) becomes the first of his family to wonder why his penis is so small compared to black men. This wondering has continued uninterrupted through the Pickle generations to this day.
by Trollfessor
Wed Nov 28, 2007 5:21 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: The chicks I run with don't even have underwear
Replies: 3
Views: 655

Re: The chicks I run with don't even have underwear

Fresno Mullet wrote:EOFS.

GIS for EOFS turned up this.

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by Trollfessor
Sun Nov 25, 2007 8:36 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: black friday
Replies: 16
Views: 804

I gotta confess that I feel like going to see "Brokeback Mountain" again just to watch the opening half hour or so. *spoiler* How awesome is that, huh? Seeing the herd bolt across the rangeland with the shadow of the clouds after one of their number gets struck upon the chest with a money...
by Trollfessor
Thu Nov 22, 2007 4:51 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Can you see the real me?
Replies: 3
Views: 467

Weren't you supposed to have killed yourself by now?
by Trollfessor
Tue Nov 13, 2007 9:26 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Asians Can't Drive (Container Ships)!!
Replies: 4
Views: 610

Is there a point here?
by Trollfessor
Tue Nov 13, 2007 8:03 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: hi everybody!!
Replies: 30
Views: 2952

How come AP doesn't have an avatar? There are some available photographs, aren't there?
by Trollfessor
Tue Nov 13, 2007 7:13 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Bigger Tard -- AP or this guy?
Replies: 20
Views: 1196

I read somewhere that he sent the photos to Cinderella_Undercover ....... but is C_U a female, or a Wendy Lou Who II? :lol:
by Trollfessor
Mon Nov 12, 2007 4:54 pm
Forum: ARCHIVE!
Topic: [G] Moving sale kicked out of Bill Maher show [/G] *Warning*
Replies: 105
Views: 6848

A hall of fame hijacking to be sure, but AP threw a perfect softball for mvscal, which he hit it out of the park.
Atomic Punk wrote:Hell, PSU may shit in another pair of (what were) tighty-whiteys while attempting to "smack" very soon.
AP just might want to avoid tighty whitey smack for awhile.
by Trollfessor
Fri Aug 24, 2007 6:26 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: The F.B.I. will now monitor this board
Replies: 59
Views: 3639

Well look who showed up.

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by Trollfessor
Mon Aug 13, 2007 1:06 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Why is it always about race?
Replies: 62
Views: 4557

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by Trollfessor
Thu Jul 12, 2007 8:07 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Meat Bikini
Replies: 26
Views: 1087

Wait, is life fair?
by Trollfessor
Thu Jul 12, 2007 2:30 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: If nobody would respond to IB...
Replies: 29
Views: 1681

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by Trollfessor
Sat Jul 07, 2007 1:52 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Hello
Replies: 38
Views: 2754

Dan Vogel wrote:Chapter 9 of The Dhammapada
What the fuck is this? Something from India or some other damn foreign country? Why the fuck would we care about it?
by Trollfessor
Sat Jul 07, 2007 1:41 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: who has the duty to take care of them?
Replies: 241
Views: 12155

Tiny wrote:Again, this is just my 2¢.....
With all you wrote, your rate per word isn't very much.
by Trollfessor
Thu Jul 05, 2007 4:41 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: anyone see a creature's face smiling at the camera
Replies: 11
Views: 941

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Now that you mention it, yeah I see it.
by Trollfessor
Thu Jun 28, 2007 2:35 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Joke
Replies: 9
Views: 449

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