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by Igor
Fri Jan 05, 2024 5:19 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: DP 2023
Replies: 75
Views: 111438

Re: DP 2023

Anticlimax time, except for Jsc810. THanks to all who participated in DP 2023. THis report is a little late and short because they wouldn't let me have a computer or internet access in rehab. Cocksuckers. I was under a liter a day of Beefeaters but got locked up anyway. Anyway the DP had a pretty gr...
by Igor
Sat Sep 23, 2023 1:25 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: DP 2023
Replies: 75
Views: 111438

Re: DP 2023

Igor, I'm not quite sure of your rules. Are we still allowed to make substitutions (or additions) at this point? It's open fuking season Jsc. The boss is too busy banging the bags to notice. Late season pop picks last until December, ane the limit is . . . 5. Remember it is a point per pound death ...
by Igor
Mon Sep 18, 2023 12:44 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: DP 2023
Replies: 75
Views: 111438

Re: DP 2023

Wayne Newton - Cancer - March https://external-content.duckduckgo.com/iu/?u=https%3A%2F%2Ftse1.mm.bing.net%2Fth%3Fid%3DOIP.hkuVyL1aCTLNu8YjM7mIgAAAAA%26pid%3DApi&f=1&ipt=6a06a48037b1fdf3990a4c144b44cb4564d236f43cc563825e3ae5109330dde3&ipo=images Don King - Stroke - December https://exte...
by Igor
Tue Sep 05, 2023 6:37 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Smash Morgue
Replies: 7
Views: 1067

Re: Smash Morgue

Nice semi glass dick. Go see the death pool thread.

Jsc is current leader.
by Igor
Mon Sep 04, 2023 11:05 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: DP 2023
Replies: 75
Views: 111438

Re: DP 2023

It's not a pick change, Jsc misunderstood.

It is an Additional, Late Season Pop Up Pick. If Tess croaks he still gets credit for her.

Each poster gets three PopUp picks.
by Igor
Mon Sep 04, 2023 8:27 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: DP 2023
Replies: 75
Views: 111438

Re: DP 2023

207 big pounds means 207 points for Jsc! Way to take advantage of the late season pop ups Jsc. https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-12479379/Smash-Mouth-singer-Steve-Harwell-dead-56.html But wait, there's more . . . Jsc got month of death And cause of death correct! Well close enough liver failu...
by Igor
Mon Sep 04, 2023 1:28 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: DP 2023
Replies: 75
Views: 111438

Re: DP 2023

Tess Holliday Steve Harwell, singer for Smash Mouth Liver failure September Better get him weighed in JSC, so we can get the points tally. He looks pretty heavy. going . . . going . . . https://external-content.duckduckgo.com/iu/?u=https%3A%2F%2Ftse2.mm.bing.net%2Fth%3Fid%3DOIP.gSxAxxTw6jVj-0Omms45...
by Igor
Sat Sep 02, 2023 2:37 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: DP 2023
Replies: 75
Views: 111438

Re: DP 2023

Jsc810 wrote: Sat Sep 02, 2023 1:08 pmTess Holliday
Image

rules

Kinda hot, actually
by Igor
Thu Aug 31, 2023 12:57 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: DP 2023
Replies: 75
Views: 111438

Re: DP 2023

Late season flash picks now open. Death by any cause, any time in 2023. Points awarded by weight. One point per pound. Demonstrably female celebrities get weight + 45 points. Fabulous prizes. :drink: Kirsten Perez - Reality TV Star Awesome pick, mister. We will accept she is female, but if you want...
by Igor
Sat Aug 26, 2023 6:57 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Come On Down
Replies: 13
Views: 4356

Re: Come On Down

Yes! d-townmike is a big winner. :homer:

99 years old so One Big Point is awarded !



Remember, late season popup picks are open. Picks who die before 2024 get one point per pound of death weight. Slight bonus for women.
by Igor
Mon Aug 21, 2023 7:31 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: DP 2023
Replies: 75
Views: 111438

Re: DP 2023

Late season flash picks now open. Death by any cause, any time in 2023.

Points awarded by weight. One point per pound. Demonstrably female celebrities get weight + 45 points.

Fabulous prizes.

:drink:
by Igor
Sat Jun 10, 2023 8:11 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Unabomber Unalive
Replies: 12
Views: 1007

Re: Unabomber Unalive

Since Kaczynski rhymes with Lewinsky, honorable mention in the Death Pool for Wolfman.

That and $2 buys you coffee at McDonalds. Woo woo
by Igor
Thu Jun 08, 2023 1:29 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Pat Robertson - Dead at 93
Replies: 43
Views: 1564

Re: Pat Robertson - Dead at 93

Seven Big Points for kcdave

No extra points: Missed the month by one, no cause of death reported.

Congratulations and kudos to kcdave


:bananaS:
by Igor
Tue May 02, 2023 7:20 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: “Fellas, It’s Been Good to Know Ya”
Replies: 26
Views: 2106

Re: “Fellas, It’s Been Good to Know Ya”

Meat Head for 16 points.

No cause of death stated, wrong month, no extra points.

https://www.ksl.com/article/50634296/ca ... dies-at-84

Good job Meat

:llama:
by Igor
Thu Jan 19, 2023 9:30 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Will They Put A Southern Cross On His Grave?
Replies: 50
Views: 2391

Re: Will They Put A Southern Cross On His Grave?

Croz croaks at 82.

Roach is out of the gate with 18 big points.

No extra points, cause of death reported as "long illness"
by Igor
Sat Dec 31, 2022 8:36 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: DP 2023
Replies: 75
Views: 111438

Re: DP 2023

Goddamn it General, we are rookies at this shit so calm down. Ok fucking A subs and fill ins allowed until January 5th. How about that.

Other good ideas welcome.

Happy New Year

:brad: :waz:
by Igor
Thu Dec 29, 2022 7:30 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: DEEEEEEEAAAAAAADDDDD!
Replies: 5
Views: 347

Re: DEEEEEEEAAAAAAADDDDD!

jsc gets another pick.
by Igor
Thu Dec 29, 2022 1:42 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: DP 2023
Replies: 75
Views: 111438

Re: DP 2023

House keeping details. Carson, Mike Ditka has all ready been picked. Choose another Wolfman: You still have two open slots kcdave: Trump is all ready taken, choose another General: You can still sub for Leach smackaholic: Your picks are in, minus Nancy. Choose another Happy New year from Igor and an...
by Igor
Sat Dec 24, 2022 2:10 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: DP 2023
Replies: 75
Views: 111438

Re: DP 2023

One replacement allowed per DP participant, offer good until Dec. 30. Mark the change here. Damn, we can't change our lineup until Dec 30, except for one? Coach Jsc may want to make some changes to the starting line up. Also, I picked trump before kcdave, so he should make another pick there. Decis...
by Igor
Sat Dec 17, 2022 9:48 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: DP 2023
Replies: 75
Views: 111438

Re: DP 2023

You are In d-town, good luck. smackaholic, are you going to enter those pre-deadline picks you made? d-town all ready grabbed Nancy. ok back to work now for me, one of my assistant elves needs a bit of uh, guidance. https://external-content.duckduckgo.com/iu/?u=https%3A%2F%2Ftse2.mm.bing.net%2Fth%3F...
by Igor
Tue Dec 13, 2022 4:20 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: DP 2023
Replies: 75
Views: 111438

Re: DP 2023

General Peters wrote: Tue Dec 13, 2022 2:12 pm can I do a fukken replacement for Leach? :?
One replacement allowed per DP participant, offer good until Dec. 30. Mark the change here.
by Igor
Mon Dec 12, 2022 6:12 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: The Pirate ship may have sunk.
Replies: 25
Views: 1336

Re: The Pirate ship may have sunk.

What is that, a DP hot pick?
by Igor
Mon Dec 12, 2022 3:31 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: DP 2023
Replies: 75
Views: 111438

Re: DP 2023

Ok here are kcdave's picks. Vlad has already been taken, so you can choose one more. Trump - no date - chocking on own cock Tony Bennett - February - heart failure Volodymyr Zelenskyy - March - assassination Kanye West - June - suicide Pat Robertson- July - heart failure Warren Buffet - October- hea...
by Igor
Sat Dec 10, 2022 4:03 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Weekend Roll Call 12-10-22
Replies: 51
Views: 3138

Re: Weekend Roll Call 12-10-22

kcdave, caution card! https://external-content.duckduckgo.com/iu/?u=https%3A%2F%2Ftse1.mm.bing.net%2Fth%3Fid%3DOIP.fNGxiPv3nISb0MUGJn9mowHaD3%26pid%3DApi&f=1&ipt=141209bac2da8036e91b6dbbc8fe2d1022139b722a7c41330ff0e63afa292550&ipo=images Attempt to use game officials to gain an edge. wil...
by Igor
Sat Dec 10, 2022 2:04 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: DP 2023
Replies: 75
Views: 111438

Re: DP 2023

Last minute notes Review the rules, they have been refined a little as to starting time, still 2pm Eastern Std Time Sunday Pops set your alarm. Carson can you stay awake and sober until 9pm? Picks will be accepted up to Dec. 30. Have a few extra picks in case you get corn holed out of any I'm going ...
by Igor
Sat Dec 03, 2022 8:08 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: DP 2023
Replies: 75
Views: 111438

Re: DP 2023

Picks open Sunday the 11th..... 11am west coast time.

This competition will be watched by the world so do your damndest.

Ho ho ho
by Igor
Mon Oct 31, 2022 2:41 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: DP 2023
Replies: 75
Views: 111438

Re: DP 2023

1. Sleepy Joe-Stroke, March 2. Paul Pelosi- anal hemorage, July 3. John Kerry- bores himself to death- October 4. Nancy Pelosi-suicide, January 5. Tony Fauci-covid, February 6. Bill Clinton-syphillis, april 7. Vladimir Putin-high speed lead poisoning January Rule 2a: Entries open at 1800z Dec. 11, ...
by Igor
Thu Oct 27, 2022 2:31 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: DP 2023
Replies: 75
Views: 111438

Re: DP 2023

Rule 2a: Entries open at 1900z Dec. 11, 2022 (2pm EDT)

No picks accepted until official start time.
by Igor
Mon Oct 24, 2022 7:09 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: DP 2023
Replies: 75
Views: 111438

Re: DP 2023

20 points. If he makes it to 2023.

Not a bad pick. Low hanging fruit gets decent value.
by Igor
Fri Oct 21, 2022 11:21 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Newest Member: Igor
Replies: 7
Views: 748

Re: Newest Member: Igor

No but I will see if it is in the master's library. I'm not finding too many brains for him lately so this might help fill the time.
by Igor
Thu Oct 20, 2022 7:33 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Newest Member: Igor
Replies: 7
Views: 748

Re: Newest Member: Igor

No politics here. You take the blonde, I'll take the one in the toiben.







rack the trolls

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