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by Meat Head
Fri Apr 26, 2024 10:52 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Erf Day
Replies: 15
Views: 375

Re: Erf Day

HighPlainsGrifter wrote: Fri Apr 26, 2024 3:32 pm sucker rod
~Swoon~

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JP Gettysburg
by Meat Head
Fri Apr 26, 2024 9:24 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: A brilliant student of history
Replies: 39
Views: 744

Re: A brilliant student of history

Clarence Thomas was shown to be bought and paid for. Did the chief or any of the other judges do anything but ignore it? Some bullshit generalized press release but no statement of ethics or sanctions.

Corrupt? Fuk what else do you need?
by Meat Head
Fri Apr 26, 2024 2:58 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: If this doesn’t infuriate everyone…
Replies: 27
Views: 604

Re: If this doesn’t infuriate everyone…

And kcdave having sex with hogs
by Meat Head
Sun Apr 14, 2024 11:03 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Masters Contest 2024
Replies: 64
Views: 2224

Re: Masters Contest 2024

Damn Bubba blew it, I coulda been shitting in tall cotton.
by Meat Head
Sun Apr 14, 2024 1:17 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Air Fryers
Replies: 5
Views: 217

Re: Air Fryers

I tried a $60 air unit and it worked pretty well, but . . . It was mostly plastic and everything we cooked smelled and tasted like it. I thought the plastic smell would go away after a few uses but no way. Trash. I would say spend a little more and get a non plastic unit. Buy nice or buy twice the s...
by Meat Head
Sat Apr 13, 2024 10:54 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Masters Contest 2024
Replies: 64
Views: 2224

Re: Masters Contest 2024

"Meat Head got Bubba'd."

From a champ to a chump. I hope that fukker had to walk home, carrying his clubs.

:0109:
by Meat Head
Sat Apr 13, 2024 10:50 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Iran on the Move
Replies: 5
Views: 179

Re: Iran on the Move

So I don't need to keep recycling my Keurig pods?

And fuck the limit while fishing this weekend.
by Meat Head
Fri Apr 12, 2024 10:01 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Masters Contest 2024
Replies: 64
Views: 2224

Re: Masters Contest 2024

Congrats, Meat Head. You lead after round one. Here are some jelly dicks to put on your light switches. You can turn them on with your mouth. Yeah man, but early leads can fade fast. Hoping Bubba will not tank out. You ought to get the admins to run an ad for those switch dicks. I bet a lot of post...
by Meat Head
Thu Apr 11, 2024 7:13 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: If the coffin don’t fit…
Replies: 41
Views: 850

Re: If the coffin don’t fit…

FiatLux wrote: Thu Apr 11, 2024 4:51 pm
His cuts were impeccable.
Thanksgiving. Does real well on the white meat. :0071:
by Meat Head
Tue Apr 09, 2024 8:57 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: A thread for things that don't warrant their own thread
Replies: 1407
Views: 415689

Re: A thread for things that don't warrant their own thread

The joys of RV life... A little gross but funny shit :0071:




I wont stay at a place without a sewer hook up.
by Meat Head
Mon Apr 08, 2024 10:46 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Masters Contest 2024
Replies: 64
Views: 2224

Re: Masters Contest 2024

Scottie Scheffler 400
Bubba Watson 15,000

:drink:
by Meat Head
Sun Apr 07, 2024 8:47 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: You Should All Remember
Replies: 5
Views: 236

Re: You Should All Remember

Herpes flare up?

Lose a rubber up your ass?

Swallow a rubber?

Scald your dick in a microwave (over)heated cantaloupe?

Pubic hair ball stuck in your throat?

:homer:
by Meat Head
Sat Apr 06, 2024 3:28 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Doom
Replies: 3274
Views: 725220

Re: Doom

Well Marjorie says its because we need to repent. “God is sending America strong signs to tell us to repent. Earthquakes and eclipses and many more things to come,” eclipses? What a dumb bitch. Self absorbed narcissist and blow job sales champ. Yet millions of Georgians idolize her. Clown Show 559.6...
by Meat Head
Thu Apr 04, 2024 11:20 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Post the best thing you saw on the internet today
Replies: 650
Views: 271765

Re: Post the best thing you saw on the internet today

Yeah she has been doing some fight training for sure. And smart enough too to know how to hurt him but not cripple and maim his ass.

I wonder if Kierland could kick her ass.
by Meat Head
Tue Apr 02, 2024 1:00 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: neck tattoo
Replies: 21
Views: 711

Re: neck tattoo

Neck tats = criminal.

Face tats, worse.

No I will never hire you, get out.

:waz:
by Meat Head
Sun Mar 31, 2024 11:11 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Wanna see how fucked up NY liberals are?
Replies: 32
Views: 2082

Re: Wanna see how fucked up NY liberals are?

Shot?

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Just a beer.
by Meat Head
Sun Mar 31, 2024 10:58 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Happy Easter!
Replies: 18
Views: 547

Re: Happy Easter!

Jesus H Christ wrote: Sun Mar 31, 2024 9:24 pm Well, Friday wasn’t a particularly Good day, for Me. But I’m feeling a little better today.
When you come out of your cave in a few days let us know if you see your shadow. You know, for weather planning purposes.

Wait...
by Meat Head
Sat Mar 30, 2024 10:59 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: How many sc@m phone calls do you get in an average day?
Replies: 11
Views: 314

Re: How many sc@m phone calls do you get in an average day?

Look what somebody left under the cushion

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by Meat Head
Sat Mar 30, 2024 1:11 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: No Voting Fraud?
Replies: 26
Views: 857

Re: No Voting Fraud?

On his way to vote . . .

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by Meat Head
Wed Mar 27, 2024 11:25 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Joe Lieberated
Replies: 20
Views: 657

Re: Joe Lieberated

Can jews go to heaven?

:0071:
by Meat Head
Wed Mar 27, 2024 10:01 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Meat Head's Cartoon and Meme Monday
Replies: 15
Views: 833

Re: Meat Head's Cartoon and Meme Monday

kcdave wrote: Wed Mar 27, 2024 9:49 pmHow am I getting blame for this?
Your well groomed rep from .pedo for digging obesxxx fatxx hoglikexxx Full figured chicks? Just own it man.

:drink:
by Meat Head
Wed Mar 20, 2024 10:54 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: John Mellencamp isn't putting up with your bullshit
Replies: 13
Views: 669

Re: John Mellencamp isn't putting up with your bullshit

If goodness exists, some fans beat the hecklers ass on the way out. Maybe a trip and fall at the stairs.

:simpson11:
by Meat Head
Sat Mar 09, 2024 10:24 pm
Forum: Cooking Forum
Topic: Irie's Chicken Sammich
Replies: 6
Views: 399

Irie's Chicken Sammich

Irie's Chicken Sando Get a chicken. Best value for freshness and zest is Sweet Sue. Don't worry it says it's cooked but it is not https://i.postimg.cc/c6qtxwSw-/Canned-And-Raw-1.jpg This bird will have big flavor. https://i.postimg.cc/SQnZK44x/carcass-cooked.jpg Nice marbleing. Season with 12 tbs sa...
by Meat Head
Thu Mar 07, 2024 10:27 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Racism & election interference
Replies: 202
Views: 6516

Re: Racism & election interference

. "Your papers, please!" "This ID expired three weeks ago. You are UNDER ARREST!" https://external-content.duckduckgo.com/iu/?u=https%3A%2F%2Ftse2.mm.bing.net%2Fth%3Fid%3DOIP.bIprIOo_radrzSDFn3O63wAAAA%26pid%3DApi&f=1&ipt=7206858f12ee6fdb3d1a2786577444a7fc03bb7367b976ada...
by Meat Head
Thu Mar 07, 2024 7:52 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: State of the Union
Replies: 54
Views: 1242

Re: State of the Union

FiatLux wrote: Thu Mar 07, 2024 7:23 pm I'm going to laugh when Biden crushes Trump again in another landslide!

How many of you Trumpers are going to visit him in the slammer?


It's going to be Comedy Gold around here.
Maybe don't eat so many gummies for breakfast.
by Meat Head
Mon Mar 04, 2024 11:40 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Meat Head's Cartoon and Meme Monday
Replies: 15
Views: 833

Re: Meat Head's Cartoon and Meme Monday

Well ok....

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by Meat Head
Mon Mar 04, 2024 4:42 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Doom
Replies: 3274
Views: 725220

Re: Doom

#doom?

Does this belong here?

"Supreme Court rules states can’t remove Trump from presidential election ballot"

https://www.cnbc.com/2024/03/04/supreme ... -case.html

:0071:
by Meat Head
Wed Feb 28, 2024 11:47 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Trump/GOP bullshit
Replies: 4565
Views: 897791

Re: Trump/GOP bullshit

Softball Bat wrote: Wed Feb 28, 2024 2:43 am
When he was told by his owners that he had to run for the 2016 presidency, he should have said no.
Who pray tell are his owners? Halliburton and General Dynamics or Russian oligarchy? Serious question.
by Meat Head
Wed Feb 28, 2024 11:21 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: When the Dems gave a shit about America
Replies: 24
Views: 636

Re: When the Dems gave a shit about America

Sudden Sam wrote: Wed Feb 28, 2024 1:11 pm
Screw_Michigan wrote: Tue Feb 27, 2024 6:00 pm So sad how Dumpster cultist racists are willing to flush our economy down the toilet to keep brown people out of America.
I can’t speak for Trump supporters, but I don’t understand how it’s racist to want a secure border.

The issue isn’t the immigrants’ bodily hue.
This.

:bode:
by Meat Head
Tue Feb 27, 2024 9:44 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: The Eagle Has Landed!
Replies: 40
Views: 1622

Re: The Eagle Has Landed!

The Seer wrote: Sat Feb 24, 2024 8:18 pm
Meat Head wrote: Thu Feb 22, 2024 12:11 am Well this should resolve that old Flat Earth theory and the Moon in a TV Studio scenario.
'tart? You here?
Well it's about tits up (a few days left) so we will never see the pictures of the earf-sphere and stuff.
by Meat Head
Tue Feb 27, 2024 9:37 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: America's Happiest Cities
Replies: 17
Views: 476

Re: America's Happiest Cities

Fukkin' Fremont is the arm pit of the bay and running fast to overtake oakland as crime and slum central. There is serious discussion going on about closing the Dumbarton bridge because of the animal life there.

Yeah Sven... "These types of lists are unmitigated horseshit."

:0071:
by Meat Head
Thu Feb 22, 2024 12:11 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: The Eagle Has Landed!
Replies: 40
Views: 1622

Re: The Eagle Has Landed!

Well this should resolve that old Flat Earth theory and the Moon in a TV Studio scenario.
by Meat Head
Sat Feb 17, 2024 10:20 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Here You Go, Mikey
Replies: 12
Views: 531

Re: Here You Go, Mikey

Diego in Seattle wrote: Fri Feb 16, 2024 1:26 pm The sound waves were going everywhere like flubber.
Sounds more like you were on acid. :psycho:
by Meat Head
Wed Feb 14, 2024 8:30 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Blonde bikini rank 'em
Replies: 10
Views: 545

Re: Blonde bikini rank 'em

For kcdave. He liked them like this over in the old .pedo days except older. Rank em Dave https://external-content.duckduckgo.com/iu/?u=https%3A%2F%2Ftse2.explicit.bing.net%2Fth%3Fid%3DOIP.vIwI0-oLGhYnxNKdAbK7QgAAAA%26pid%3DApi&f=1&ipt=e6df09c742ca1cd5424e5ba6e8c59e5362d0a9411782a07526d905e4...
by Meat Head
Mon Feb 12, 2024 11:15 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Super Bowl Commercials?
Replies: 4
Views: 216

Re: Super Bowl Commercials?

The Robert Kennedy ad was interesting. Looks like he got into a little trouble with it.

https://www.google.com/m?q=robert+kenne ... #cobssid=s
by Meat Head
Tue Feb 06, 2024 3:23 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Raise Your Red Solo Cup
Replies: 11
Views: 551

Re: Raise Your Red Solo Cup

Toby Keith arrives at the People’s Choice Country Awards on Thursday, Sept. 28, 2023 . . . https://dims.apnews.com/dims4/default/5f61473/2147483647/strip/true/crop/2000x1339+0+0/resize/800x536!/format/webp/quality/90/?url=https%3A%2F%2Fassets.apnews.com%2F94%2Fa9%2F657c46a6152186bce6bc75c0c0e5%2F30e...
by Meat Head
Sat Feb 03, 2024 8:07 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Weekend Roll Call 2-3-24
Replies: 13
Views: 517

Re: Weekend Roll Call 2-3-24

I will delve much further into SB58 next week, but we can talk about the line a little now. 9'ers opened as a 3 point fave, quickly fell to 1 but have settled in the last couple of days at 2. IMHO, Chiefs plus 2 is a great bet. Have you fucking checked all this wild speculation with Screwy yet?
by Meat Head
Thu Feb 01, 2024 4:33 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Sign, Sign, Everywhere a Sign
Replies: 41
Views: 1787

Re: Sign, Sign, Everywhere a Sign

Carson wrote: Thu Feb 01, 2024 5:47 am Meat Whisperer needs a sign showing how memes are not signs.

Idiot.
yeah ok, so they weren't signs. But

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anyway.
by Meat Head
Thu Feb 01, 2024 12:39 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Sign, Sign, Everywhere a Sign
Replies: 41
Views: 1787

Re: Sign, Sign, Everywhere a Sign

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:satan: