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by Meat Head
Sat Jun 15, 2024 10:32 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Serious Question For Democrats
Replies: 67
Views: 812

Re: Serious Question For Democrats

Seems like he wants to reject the electoral system.

Like the insurrectionists tried to do on jan6. Or are you talking about the "advisors" who really run shit at the behest of Big money.
by Meat Head
Wed Jun 12, 2024 12:39 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: A Murder of Crows...
Replies: 67
Views: 2323

Re: A Murder of Crows...

A "Shot" of anchor chain = 15 Fathoms

Look for the white paint mark

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by Meat Head
Tue Jun 11, 2024 2:00 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Oh good...Shrek is back
Replies: 59
Views: 3497

Re: Oh good...Shrek is back

Why do you say that?
by Meat Head
Mon Jun 10, 2024 4:50 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: "We have another victim from the bull."
Replies: 6
Views: 131

Re: "We have another victim from the bull."

Of course the second video is best without the prompter puppets and censoring.

Good job on the camera work, stayed with action. And good thing her dress is red, all that deep puncture wound blood ought to clean up ok.

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by Meat Head
Sat Jun 08, 2024 3:23 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Weekend Roll Call 6-8-24
Replies: 8
Views: 193

Re: Weekend Roll Call 6-8-24

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by Meat Head
Sat Jun 08, 2024 12:38 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Why aren't there riots in the streets over Clarence Thomas?
Replies: 32
Views: 1004

Re: Why aren't there riots in the streets over Clarence Thomas?

You can't take the nog out of the SC FAULT https://external-content.duckduckgo.com/iu/?u=https%3A%2F%2Ftse1.mm.bing.net%2Fth%3Fid%3DOIP.xtTWn-_K5aDdNp7LkA211AAAAA%26pid%3DApi&f=1&ipt=cee240874c9bc0905bc752bbc21f150c05dd38edc184372426e0f3a3de775830&ipo=images Racial slur no humor lose se...
by Meat Head
Fri Jun 07, 2024 5:04 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Why is this administration negotiating with terrorists?
Replies: 18
Views: 322

Re: Why is this administration negotiating with terrorists?

You stupid fucking idiot, learn the basic coding for the board. You're trying to post videos from a Facebook page, dumbass. The link WORKS you idiot. Immediately takes you to Alzheimer's Joe's low IQ press secretary Kareem Abdul mop-head Look man, when a guy like Roux calls you a stupid fucking idi...
by Meat Head
Tue Jun 04, 2024 6:09 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Happy Killdozer Day
Replies: 6
Views: 231

Re: Happy Killdozer Day

HighPlainsGrifter wrote: Tue Jun 04, 2024 5:16 pm The sustained rage required to design, custom fabricate and construct a two-layer armored skin filled with concrete is staggering.
Huuuge...
by Meat Head
Mon Jun 03, 2024 3:16 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Judge Merchan
Replies: 6
Views: 130

Re: Judge Merchan

My advice: Start watching Law and Order reruns and get the tv off cable news channels.
by Meat Head
Sun Jun 02, 2024 3:17 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Convicted Felon Donald Trump
Replies: 83
Views: 1518

Re: Convicted Felon Donald Trump

Screw_Michigan wrote: Sun Jun 02, 2024 2:01 pm
Sudden Sam wrote: Sun Jun 02, 2024 1:33 pm Someone please explain the love Trump receives from so many “Christian“ folks. I just don’t get it.
Because they're hypocrites without integrity.
This. Hiding behind their jesus pretending to be righteous. Ignorant skunks, the lot of them.
by Meat Head
Fri May 31, 2024 9:10 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: A Murder of Crows...
Replies: 67
Views: 2323

Re: A Murder of Crows...

A FullBullShit of JPEatapenis posts
by Meat Head
Wed May 29, 2024 1:34 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: The Final Experiment!
Replies: 81
Views: 1841

Re: The Final Experiment!

A gofundme, sponsored by T1B, "Send Softball Bat to Antarctica and bring him back."
by Meat Head
Wed May 29, 2024 1:26 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: F@ggotness
Replies: 2
Views: 132

Re: F@ggotness

I wonder if an organized system of powerful men fukking boys has any f@ggotness factor. The pope should stfu and count his money.

His church is on the brink of being irrelevant, so it's like cornered rats now. :satan:
by Meat Head
Thu May 23, 2024 1:31 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: The Internet is Disappearing!
Replies: 7
Views: 334

Re: The Internet is Disappearing!

He would smash and grab the lock-out-key-tag box and sell it at the pawn shop to buy a faxxx chubby lady in Vegas.

Just fukkin with you Dave, we love you. In a man way.

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by Meat Head
Fri May 17, 2024 8:25 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: P.E.T.
Replies: 32
Views: 1316

Re: P.E.T.

https://i.postimg.cc/HxQJVx7m/20240509-141751.jpg Couldn't get a shot of the lighting. You have smegma on the tip of your thumb. Is it your own? How long do you typically leave it there? Did your little palm pad aid in its development? There may be more questions later. It's cum. Btw JP, based on w...
by Meat Head
Fri May 17, 2024 8:21 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: P.E.T.
Replies: 32
Views: 1316

Re: P.E.T.

https://i.postimg.cc/HxQJVx7m/20240509-141751.jpg Couldn't get a shot of the lighting. You have smegma on the tip of your thumb. Is it your own? How long do you typically leave it there? Did your little palm pad aid in its development? There may be more questions later. That was pretty fukkin funny...
by Meat Head
Fri May 17, 2024 6:50 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Idiot Kicker Alert: Chiefs Edition
Replies: 42
Views: 1481

Re: Idiot Kicker Alert: Chiefs Edition

Who gives a fuck. Hes a great kicker.

Your maculinity is obviously threatened, or your inner thoughts bring terror that you might be a fag.
by Meat Head
Wed May 15, 2024 5:05 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: P.E.T.
Replies: 32
Views: 1316

Re: P.E.T.

Rootbeer wrote: Wed May 15, 2024 3:47 pm Arches national park? Looks like you made it to Utah.




Ooh, and you found Blondiebabe!
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by Meat Head
Wed May 15, 2024 3:28 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: the 149th Preakness Stakes, call it!
Replies: 18
Views: 572

Re: the 149th Preakness Stakes, call it!

A little too much horse-meth
by Meat Head
Tue May 14, 2024 8:35 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: A Murder of Crows...
Replies: 67
Views: 2323

Re: A Murder of Crows...

Mikey wrote: Tue May 14, 2024 3:42 pm An army of aunts.


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rank ‘em if you dare…
2nd from the left with pearl necklace and fat gut and fupa

2nd from the right vee neck, glasses and hog

Neither are fat enough

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kcdave . . . the quiet man
by Meat Head
Mon May 13, 2024 11:55 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Weekend Roll Call 5-11-24
Replies: 40
Views: 1342

Re: Weekend Roll Call 5-11-24

Did you bring home some new drugs from your hospital visit? Like hallucinetic uppers?

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by Meat Head
Sun May 12, 2024 3:39 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: “She didn’t even give me a rimmer”
Replies: 10
Views: 355

Re: “She didn’t even give me a rimmer”

The guy has it all wrong! Damn he should be Proud like a mofo. Now if it had been a male, then not so much.

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by Meat Head
Sat May 11, 2024 2:33 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Weekend Roll Call 5-11-24
Replies: 40
Views: 1342

Re: Weekend Roll Call 5-11-24

The best pic I took of the Northern Lights. https://i.imgur.com/Y948SvYl.jpeg Very nice... Hmmm about 300 yards? Would you shoot out those three lights this afternoon so we can get a better view tonite or is the show over? Maybe a long shot for a subsonic round and silencer so fuk it break out the ...
by Meat Head
Fri May 10, 2024 8:23 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: A Murder of Crows...
Replies: 67
Views: 2323

Re: A Murder of Crows...

A Chaw of Nubile Tittie Nipples.




(over 18, female)
by Meat Head
Mon May 06, 2024 7:12 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Pop, you familiar with these books?
Replies: 84
Views: 3059

Re: Pop, you familiar with these books?

The edge is kinda like a mirror, when you get there it's like you are on the other side, which you are. Google won't tell the truth on this obviously. Don't be too quick to discount this shit too quickly.

I have never been there except on acid which enhances my credibility.

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by Meat Head
Mon May 06, 2024 4:08 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Assault with fried chicken (no need to actually guess the race)
Replies: 25
Views: 992

Re: Assault with fried chicken (no need to actually guess the race)

This dumbass should have known better. I guess he's finding out now. Nice job limiting your career before it even started. https://i.postimg.cc/xjhnW8Lw/Screenshot-20240504-090654-Chrome.jpg Maybe he's merely astonished at how fucking fat that stupid bitch is. Or somebody just slapped a dick out of...
by Meat Head
Mon May 06, 2024 4:05 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Iran/Hamas attacks Israel
Replies: 575
Views: 1052973

Re: Iran/Hamas attacks Israel

https://ichef.bbci.co.uk/news/800/cpsprodpb/EE9D/production/_133058016_2a74099ed858481b50401f297c3fb256b32ff5d90_0_6065_40431000x667.jpg Israel says its work is done at Al-Shifa Hospital. :shock: I don't know about that. They still have some work to do. It looks like they could still toss a fag off...
by Meat Head
Fri May 03, 2024 4:34 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: ELO 2000 lite
Replies: 0
Views: 163

ELO 2000 lite

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by Meat Head
Thu May 02, 2024 5:54 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: the 150th Kentucky Derby, call it!
Replies: 37
Views: 1449

Re: the 150th Kentucky Derby, call it!

"Call it"

The one most juiced up that doesn't die too fast.
by Meat Head
Tue Apr 30, 2024 7:39 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Sordid Clambake news
Replies: 72
Views: 206793

Re: Sordid Clambake news

And you didn't lose your house in the hurricane, you've got that going for you.
by Meat Head
Sun Apr 28, 2024 10:20 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: For all you dumbasses…
Replies: 79
Views: 5249

Re: For all you dumbasses…

And Yes Martha, they do exist

https://discreetz.com/

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JP G would like the duct tape applicator kit.
by Meat Head
Sun Apr 28, 2024 10:15 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Governor Lunchboxenthal
Replies: 39
Views: 1326

Re: Governor Lunchboxenthal

But please do tell more about the VP 'kamela's climb to the top or where ever she is. Her mouth is kinda fucked up.
by Meat Head
Sun Apr 28, 2024 7:03 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Governor Lunchboxenthal
Replies: 39
Views: 1326

Re: Governor Lunchboxenthal

What appears ENDLESS us your vapid stream of pseudo takes.

Just slap those dicks out of your mouth and be a true republican.
by Meat Head
Fri Apr 26, 2024 10:52 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Erf Day
Replies: 17
Views: 1087

Re: Erf Day

HighPlainsGrifter wrote: Fri Apr 26, 2024 3:32 pm sucker rod
~Swoon~

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JP Gettysburg
by Meat Head
Fri Apr 26, 2024 9:24 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: A brilliant student of history
Replies: 39
Views: 2045

Re: A brilliant student of history

Clarence Thomas was shown to be bought and paid for. Did the chief or any of the other judges do anything but ignore it? Some bullshit generalized press release but no statement of ethics or sanctions.

Corrupt? Fuk what else do you need?
by Meat Head
Fri Apr 26, 2024 2:58 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: If this doesn’t infuriate everyone…
Replies: 31
Views: 1525

Re: If this doesn’t infuriate everyone…

And kcdave having sex with hogs
by Meat Head
Sun Apr 14, 2024 11:03 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Masters Contest 2024
Replies: 64
Views: 4253

Re: Masters Contest 2024

Damn Bubba blew it, I coulda been shitting in tall cotton.