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When I see someone with a neck tattoo, I know that person has given up on life. I usually try to go to another room to get away from such an individual. In an odd way, I am thankful these quitters decorate themselves this way. The societal misfits and dregs openly identify themselves, and we did not...

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I like to beat off to Asian female golfers.

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pron wrote: ↑Fri Aug 20, 2021 4:45 pm
Softball Bat wrote: ↑Fri Aug 20, 2021 2:55 pm my read on her is that she is a bit light on top.

Yeah, they're better when they are a bit heavier on top.

I burped out a load to this to start my weekend.

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Post her answer. Ok, here is my text to her and her reply: People who are not vaccinated are walking petri dishes, and are enabling the virus to mutate and evolve. Question: are people who are fully vaccinated likewise walking petri dishes? Yes* *bacteria on Petri dishes need the right conditions t...

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What about the chicks? I like how Wimbledon enforces the virgin white dress code for these whores. When that Ashleigh Barty chick won match point she went to a prolonged squat and you could see her pantied crotch. I imagined that was our wedding night and she was assuming the position to bring me g...

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Mikey wrote: ↑Mon Jul 05, 2021 11:20 pm
Softball Bat wrote: ↑Mon Jul 05, 2021 9:25 am 1. A movie about your life is being made. What actor (or actress) should play you?

2. Name 7 states you have not been to.

3. Shaken or stirred?

4. What was the worst day of your college life?

5. What would you order for your last meal?
5. Pussy

Excellent selection.

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I bet the Cos already has some tail lined up.

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Jeffrey Toobin It was wonderful to see him back on television. It is inspirational to know that even a public jackoff can have a seat at the table. This is why people hate "the media," CNN and cable news. You're telling me there aren't millions of highly qualified lawyers in the US who ha...

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Softball Bat wrote:Jeffrey Toobin

It was wonderful to see him back on television. It is inspirational to know that even a public jackoff can have a seat at the table.

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That guy has had a lot of sperm hammered into his ass.

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I spanked it off to daughter Judy a few times.

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If it is too much for her to meet with the media they should work out a creative solution for the young lady. After the first round she could go to a back room and fellate the head tennis writer from the NY Times. After round two she could do the same for the dude from the BBC. And so on. I'm good a...

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Softball Bat wrote:As the plane continued its flight, Haak further engaged in inappropriate conduct in the cockpit, as the first officer continued to perform her duties as an assigned aircrew member

What "duties" did the female co-pilot perform?

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Roach wrote: ↑Wed May 26, 2021 1:30 pmI think women rule the world and that no man has ever done anything that a woman either hasn’t allowed him to do or encouraged him to do.

It sounds like something written by a man whose balls have been clipped.

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One of my sons lived in San Francisco for college, and I paid him well under $40k/year for living expenses. He was not living like a king, but he was not "living in poverty." My other son lived in Los Angeles after high school, and worked at a job that paid him less than $40k/year. Like h...

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smackaholic wrote:But can we agree that picking any post Terry Kath love ballad from Chicago makes you a fag?

Men who listen to Chicago are as queer as the day is long.

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smackaholic wrote:Pretty sure I could kick a goose's ass

I'd like to see a few of the board members get worked over by a goose.

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Mikey wrote: ↑Fri May 14, 2021 7:59 pm

That looks like a giant vagina.

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I spilled some loads to her.

Her name alone usually gave me wood.

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smackaholic wrote:And being a heaux is one of the oldest business transactions there is.

That's true. Mark me down as being in favor of legalized whoring. Men have been paying to have their dick sucked from time immemorial.

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Dnsdale wrote:Earvin Johnson and Norm Nixon

I bet both of them got to hump one of the Laker Girls after each win.

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Left Seater wrote:whore step daughters

One of life's underrated pleasures.

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Once you have choked on a lot of cock you have met all requirements to enter California politics.

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ML@Coyote wrote:watching porn and jerking off in your hotel bed

That's a quality vacation.

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Softball Bat wrote: ↑Fri Apr 23, 2021 7:07 am

That guy has swallowed a lot of sperm.

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Men like smackaholic usually have desperately unsatisfied wives who are regularly getting banged by a very dark mandingo on the sly.

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Transportation for up to two individuals to identify the deceased individual

Transportation for two? What if I come alone?

Will FEMA pay for my hotel and a hooker? They need to be flexible here.

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Wolfman wrote:An old NY State Trooper friend told me of being on call with a female trooper for a bar brawl. He told her to stay in the car while he went in to get things under control.

I hope she had her top off and was down by the floor mat when the man came back to the car.

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I knew the airlines were fucked the day I looked up from my seat and some dude was asking me if I wanted peanuts. Wtf? No more in-flight erections. Shit!

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Jsc810 wrote:All yours, that's a hard no for me.

Hard? That's a HARD yes for me.

I'd worry about herpes later.

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Softball Bat wrote:a whore show

I'll circle my calendar for it.

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He has most likely died of AIDS.

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Softball Bat wrote:Will never have to show his ID to enter the Superdome.

Whenever Drew Brees enters the building Saints management will probably send a cheerleader there to take him to a private room and service him.

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Softball Bat wrote:Meghan Markle

I bet she would be a wild fuck.

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Mikey wrote: ↑Thu Mar 04, 2021 2:44 am

The woman in the pink might look sweet in a negligee.

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Papa Willie wrote:He was wanting to piss in their buttholes.

Wait a minute. Hold the phone. What?

Did they want that? I'm not a MD, but that doesn't sound very healthy.

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Did Cuomo grope some women? It easily happens in an office work environment. You hand a young intern a document for her to go copy. You give her an assuring pat on the shoulder, or down the side of her body as you relax your arm. Your hand grazes her buttock. Next thing you know you are accused of m...

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Softball Bat wrote: ↑Fri Feb 26, 2021 1:01 am Didn't they come out with "Obese" Barbie?

I think.

If she has large cans I can still get into it.

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Softball Bat wrote:Hingis (16), Austin (16), Graf (17), Seles (16), Evert (19)

I wanted to lay wood to each of them.

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Softball Bat wrote: ↑Fri Feb 12, 2021 11:59 am Allegedly.

Or is that glare?

You make the call.

:)

That's definitely a cum spot. I've had it happen. It's just a drag for Tony that it had to happen on national television. At least he didn't get caught jerking off. Things would have gotten out of hand then.

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