True.Bobby42 wrote:Don’t use the ice bucket at all.
Hotel room spank-offs use this item as their jizz bucket.
A friend told me.
True.Bobby42 wrote:Don’t use the ice bucket at all.
Excellent selection.Mikey wrote: ↑Mon Jul 05, 2021 11:20 pm5. PussySoftball Bat wrote: ↑Mon Jul 05, 2021 9:25 am 1. A movie about your life is being made. What actor (or actress) should play you?
2. Name 7 states you have not been to.
3. Shaken or stirred?
4. What was the worst day of your college life?
5. What would you order for your last meal?
It was wonderful to see him back on television. It is inspirational to know that even a public jackoff can have a seat at the table.Softball Bat wrote:Jeffrey Toobin
What "duties" did the female co-pilot perform?Softball Bat wrote:As the plane continued its flight, Haak further engaged in inappropriate conduct in the cockpit, as the first officer continued to perform her duties as an assigned aircrew member
Men who listen to Chicago are as queer as the day is long.smackaholic wrote:But can we agree that picking any post Terry Kath love ballad from Chicago makes you a fag?
I'd like to see a few of the board members get worked over by a goose.smackaholic wrote:Pretty sure I could kick a goose's ass
smackaholic wrote:And being a heaux is one of the oldest business transactions there is.
I bet both of them got to hump one of the Laker Girls after each win.Dnsdale wrote:Earvin Johnson and Norm Nixon
One of life's underrated pleasures.Left Seater wrote:whore step daughters
That's a quality vacation.ML@Coyote wrote:watching porn and jerking off in your hotel bed
That guy has swallowed a lot of sperm.
Transportation for two? What if I come alone?Transportation for up to two individuals to identify the deceased individual
I hope she had her top off and was down by the floor mat when the man came back to the car.Wolfman wrote:An old NY State Trooper friend told me of being on call with a female trooper for a bar brawl. He told her to stay in the car while he went in to get things under control.
Hard? That's a HARD yes for me.Jsc810 wrote:All yours, that's a hard no for me.
I'll circle my calendar for it.Softball Bat wrote:a whore show
Whenever Drew Brees enters the building Saints management will probably send a cheerleader there to take him to a private room and service him.Softball Bat wrote:Will never have to show his ID to enter the Superdome.
I bet she would be a wild fuck.Softball Bat wrote:Meghan Markle
Wait a minute. Hold the phone. What?Papa Willie wrote:He was wanting to piss in their buttholes.
If she has large cans I can still get into it.
I wanted to lay wood to each of them.Softball Bat wrote:Hingis (16), Austin (16), Graf (17), Seles (16), Evert (19)