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Dick Fuckington wrote: ↑Mon Feb 08, 2021 8:59 pm I liked it better when Bildo Clinton was in office and I could read about his dirty sex in the paper every morning.

We need a president with a tight 20-something year old daughter that we can spend a lot of time looking at.

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Softball Bat wrote: ↑Tue Feb 02, 2021 1:06 am

I yanked off to each of the three little tart whores on that show.

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Softball Bat wrote: ↑Mon Jan 25, 2021 4:55 am A very yappy anti-mask 'tardlette.

Civil rights and stuff...

I s'pose it was inevitable that the video would end with screeches and screaming.

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She looked pretty good at the end when she was down on her knees.

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I'd like a lengthy pictorial update on the daughter in a few years.

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Jsc810 wrote:And my mother ate monkey brains with Idi Amin, the monkey was alive at the table and they cracked open his skull right there.

What the hell?

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Did he have any granddaughters or great-granddaughters?

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So no one is gonna answer how DF was able to accurately aim for the drain/basin, instead of the wall, mirror, light fixtures, or ceiling? :? aight. If you push the nozzle down you can spray it into the sink. It isn't as pleasurable as nutting for the ceiling, but sometimes circumstances dictate tha...

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I wanted to impregnate both of them multiple times.

Gilligan and the Skipper were both faggots, weren't they?

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I wanted to go into full scale jerk mode for Ginger and Mary Ann whenever they came on. Fully nude, legs splayed wide, tongue out, two hand tug going, But my parents were always in the house. Fuck! So I had to keep all that sexual rage pent up for bathroom time. Mary Ann's dark shorts were some fant...

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Redneck probably had bugs living in that filthy mop.

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Innocent Bystander wrote: ↑Sat Dec 26, 2020 6:17 pmYou should install a door for your pup, Slap. What breed is he?

Dachshund.

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The yellow pages is the newspaper I've trained my dog to piss on.

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Innocent Bystander wrote:Pornhub also scrubbed a very large portion of their content.

All of my favorites are still up, so there is currently no problem here.

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Innocent Bystander wrote: ↑Mon Dec 14, 2020 1:55 amthe Chinese national pussy you're slipping it to

I'd like to try a cinnamon girl.

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Innocent Bystander wrote: ↑Sun Dec 13, 2020 1:36 amHee Haw is on

There were some healthy young women on Hee Haw. Sometimes I pull an episode up on youtube if I want to rapidly work up an erection.

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Softball Bat wrote: ↑Fri Dec 04, 2020 12:44 pm

Buxom co-host whores is a positive trend.

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pron wrote: ↑Wed Dec 02, 2020 4:59 pm

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She is very attractive. I could take her home to mom.

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Her ass looked halfway decent when she trotted off the field.

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Technology is really fukking swell. Being able to rub one out to a pronhub video in the shitter at work during your coffee break is an amazing advancement. Back in the old days I would tuck something innocuous, like a TV Guide, in with a couple of work notepads and books and carry it in to the rest...

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Screw_Michigan wrote:I would love to meet Mrs. Seater.

I'd like to find out how friendly she is.

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It seems like she might be on her knees, so that's a good start.

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When a hot woman starts moving her arms and hands around I usually get an erection. So that box down at the bottom of the screen where someone is "talking" to the deaf people has always had great jerk potential. But the problem is they always have a cow down there who was probably a straig...

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Checkpoints are bullshit. One time I downloaded a feature on Pornhub. I went to the refrigerator to get a beer and realized I had already crushed the last one. Damn it! So I had to get in my car and scoot over to the Quickmart. But I got caught up in checkpoint and it took me about 15 minutes to ge...

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Innocent Bystander wrote:he's found his rainbow

He is under a rainbow flag swallowing a lot of sperm.

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Innocent Bystander wrote: ↑Thu Oct 29, 2020 1:44 amHarris is a cocksucker

I've always wanted her to be my cocksucker.

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Identifying as transgender is not a choice anymore than homosexuality is a choice. Since it’s not a choice the age of majority is irrelevant. Sigmund Freud said the reason many dudes become faggots is because of a negative experience with the opposite sex. Like when a guy in school keeps getting la...

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Roach wrote: ↑Wed Oct 21, 2020 1:35 pm Doin' a Toobin . . .

You've got to respect the way that guy handles his business. Just rolls in with his lube and plucks off a few tissues. He's like, "Can anyone guess what time it is?"

Like a boss. Rack that dude!

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Softball Bat wrote: ↑Mon Oct 19, 2020 10:26 pm Double-check the webcam.

- Jeffrey Toobin

If I was on Zoom and some guy starting working himself, I'd be like, "Whatever you need, dude. No big deal." He's just keeping things real. Think of it as reality TV. Is Toobin fired or suspended? Are people really that uptight?

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Roach wrote:Columbus was not thinking of MAGA when he sprinkled syphilis and was looking for treasure.

He was probably looking for a new place to go and get laid.

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schmick wrote:DRE, digital rectal exam, is the doctor sticking a finger in your butt.... I'm not interested in having that happen, ever.

It would be good if a doctor jammed a walnut up your ass.

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Innocent Bystander wrote:Schmick, is this close?

He was a closet faggot. Now he has outed himself.

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smackaholic wrote:But he did bang Valerie Bertinneli

I spilled some loads to her.

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Something ain't right. Not assuming it is covid but it does seem like a possibility. Just did a pulse ox and it was 94, I'm breathing ok but you definitely want that number higher. Unless there is a substantial improvement by the morning, I'm making a phone call. That sucks, dude. I've found that h...

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Roach wrote: ↑Mon Sep 21, 2020 7:33 pmSo here is to a beautiful woman.

I would have buttered Ruth Bader's ass crack back in that day.

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Wonder if the Mrs Fiatlux is a left or right hand? A few years ago I caught a look at my dick in the mirror and noticed it was browned up on one side. Wtf? I realized I had been flogging myself so much that I built up a permanent bruise. I said then and there that I needed to even it out. I mean, w...

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ejaculating on toys Back in my younger days I was at JC Penny during Christmas season. I caught a look at a foxy babe who was a trying on gloves in the store. So I sort of mingled around there, acting like I was looking at belts or something. But all the while I was scoping her out from the corner ...

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schmick wrote:can't catch or throw a ball the little faggot

That's why I watch the Little League World Series with peace of mind. I know that none of those lads will grow up to be sucking on a dick.

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It used to be that all the flight attendants were at least jerkable. I couldn't wait to get to my hotel so that I could milk myself in the shower. Then they started letting fatties in to the ranks. And then moderately ugly ones. And ones who never smile at me. And then they let dudes come in and off...

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I am mostly in favor of masks. I scope out bodies and get a rock in my pants. That used to happen in the pre-mask days, but then sometimes I might catch a glimpse of the woman's below average face and I would lose my woodrow. That is no hurdle now. I can stay stiff and build up a lot of jerk fodder....

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Softball Bat wrote:The now 24-year-old recounts being sexualized by Trump when she was a teenager

How does she look these days?

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