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- Sat Dec 29, 2018 2:27 am
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: How DARE YOU call me sir!
- Replies: 10
- Views: 271
Re: How DARE YOU call me sir!
Sir has sucked a lot of dick.
- Fri Dec 21, 2018 4:40 am
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: Goober McFailure
- Replies: 21
- Views: 2032
Re: Goober McFailure
Everyone saw your flabby old body because you posted it for other men on a message board to view. Remember? Are you senile? Get in shape for the new year.
- Thu Dec 20, 2018 1:53 am
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: Goober McFailure
- Replies: 21
- Views: 2032
Re: Goober McFailure
Goober McTuber's old ass is out of shape.Plato wrote:That wrinkled ass sags down
- Thu Dec 20, 2018 1:50 am
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: #WalkingAway
- Replies: 146
- Views: 2732
Re: #WalkingAway
This went very badly for Joe in PB. His bullshit was not backed up in reality. Too bad.Screw_Michigan wrote:Why yes, that's why you posted some bullshit meme about how voters were leaving the Dems because of their extremist positions, when Election Day proved the total opposite.
- Tue Dec 18, 2018 3:54 pm
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: Goober McFailure
- Replies: 21
- Views: 2032
Re: Goober McFailure
His ass has wrinkles. Not fit or attractive.
- Tue Dec 18, 2018 1:30 pm
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: Well - it's December, and it's time to decide this year's BB
- Replies: 37
- Views: 3146
Re: Well - it's December, and it's time to decide this year'
Actually rather refreshing compared to your drivel. Starting a second board bitch thread definitely puts you near the top of the pile of shit, so rack you. I think he'd delete it now - if he could... :lol: Goober McTuber being reemed out in the BB thread that he started is his most humiliating epis...
- Tue Dec 18, 2018 1:25 pm
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: From “woke” to broke, the BSA
- Replies: 37
- Views: 1205
Re: From “woke” to broke, the BSA
My kids love backpacking and swimming and archery and whatnot. They are forever asking to go backpacking without a tent or without a fire starter except a flint and steel. It’s good for them, so I drag my ass out into the woods as much as possible. Is that where you rape your son? On these "ca...
- Sun Dec 16, 2018 4:15 am
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: Well - it's December, and it's time to decide this year's BB
- Replies: 37
- Views: 3146
Re: Well - it's December, and it's time to decide this year'
Yes, Goober McTuber is a closet faggot.
- Sat Dec 15, 2018 5:32 am
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: #WalkingAway
- Replies: 146
- Views: 2732
Re: #WalkingAway
Joe in PB took it up the ass on election night.
- Mon Dec 03, 2018 11:25 pm
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: Well - it's December, and it's time to decide this year's BB
- Replies: 47
- Views: 2001
Re: Well - it's December, and it's time to decide this year'
Derron is bitch of the year.
- Thu Nov 22, 2018 3:03 am
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: Hey Goobs
- Replies: 142
- Views: 68668
Re: Hey Goobs
Derron is 2018 board bitch. No contest. Superstar bitch.Derron wrote:Board Bitch. You got 2018 tied up solid.
- Sat Nov 10, 2018 2:12 am
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: Mass Shooting - Thousand Oaks CA
- Replies: 55
- Views: 2390
Re: Mass Shooting - Thousand Oaks CA
Derron has no composure. He needs to grow a set of balls.
- Fri Oct 05, 2018 11:47 pm
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: 'Spray, it's time to put the brakes on...
- Replies: 54
- Views: 958
Re: 'Spray, it's time to put the brakes on...
Goober McTuber is a complete idiot and a shit poster.
- Wed Sep 26, 2018 9:40 pm
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: Whiskey tasting
- Replies: 53
- Views: 2497
Re: Whiskey tasting
McTuber's old ass is being whipped once again.
- Wed Sep 26, 2018 6:19 pm
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: Whiskey tasting
- Replies: 53
- Views: 2497
Re: Whiskey tasting
Press 6 to laugh at Goober McTuber.
- Wed Sep 26, 2018 3:30 pm
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: Whiskey tasting
- Replies: 53
- Views: 2497
Re: Whiskey tasting
Can you hear when both of your ears are being gripped?
- Wed Sep 26, 2018 2:04 pm
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: Whiskey tasting
- Replies: 53
- Views: 2497
Re: Whiskey tasting
Yeah, McTuber likes to swallow loads.Papa Willie wrote:You'd be far better at starting a thread called "Dick Tasting", Goobs. Fag.
- Tue Sep 25, 2018 3:00 am
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: Whiskey tasting
- Replies: 53
- Views: 2497
Re: Whiskey tasting
The humiliation of Goober McTuber was the greatest entertainment of 2017.Plato wrote:Goober had his ass kicked soundly.
- Wed Sep 12, 2018 12:54 pm
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: US Open
- Replies: 59
- Views: 2545
Re: US Open
It is a basic caricature. The cartoonist identifies the most prominent features of an individual and then displays and exaggerates them. It isn't the artist's fault that Serena Williams looks like she came straight off the Savanna.Screw_Michigan wrote:it's really hard to detect obviously racist cartoons
- Tue Sep 11, 2018 3:13 am
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: US Open
- Replies: 59
- Views: 2545
Re: US Open
Cops and refs are a lot alike. Years ago, I got pulled over for flicking sunflower seed shells out of my car window while I was driving. Rather than just speak calmly to the officer, I read him the riot act. I mean, sunflower seed shells? Really? I barked at the officer for about fifteen minutes, w...
- Sun Sep 09, 2018 12:40 pm
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: US Open
- Replies: 59
- Views: 2545
Re: US Open
You don't have to analyze it that much. This is what the cunt does when she's having her ass whipped at the U.S. Open. Remember when the beast flipped out and threatened to kill the little lineswoman? At about 1:30 watch the woman run away in fear as the animal is snarling and threatening to attack....
- Thu Sep 06, 2018 2:02 am
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: Single Life
- Replies: 46
- Views: 3153
Re: Single Life
Your fat wife ejected you into a trailer park. And you pay her large sums of money every month.Go Coogs' wrote:I can definitely get used to this.
Sure. Get used to it, loser.
- Fri Aug 24, 2018 1:34 pm
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: My summer vacation
- Replies: 15
- Views: 1413
Re: My summer vacation
I would ban crybabies.Dinsdale wrote:Time to ban them, admins (or change the passwords, and return them to the originals).
- Fri Aug 24, 2018 3:57 am
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: My summer vacation
- Replies: 15
- Views: 1413
Re: My summer vacation
You miss Lawrence Welk.
- Thu Aug 23, 2018 11:58 am
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: My summer vacation
- Replies: 15
- Views: 1413
Re: My summer vacation
Goober had a festive holiday season.
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- Sat Aug 11, 2018 1:38 pm
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: Alaska Air mechanic steal plane, dies...
- Replies: 26
- Views: 1188
Re: Alaska Air mechanic steal plane, dies...
Like most everyone on this board. No need to kill himself.Left Seater wrote:2:16 - he talks about disappointing friends and family.
- Thu Jul 26, 2018 3:49 am
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: Without doubt Screw_Michigan
- Replies: 19
- Views: 536
Re: Without doubt Screw_Michigan
Derron is on par with a sea urchin.Derron
- Fri Jun 08, 2018 1:07 pm
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: Anthony Bourdain
- Replies: 18
- Views: 1590
Re: Anthony Bourdain
He probably had AIDS, like Joe in PB.smackaholic wrote:Wonder what brought that on?
Bad case of TDS?
- Thu Jun 07, 2018 12:19 pm
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: Remembering June 6th
- Replies: 18
- Views: 367
Re: Remembering June 6th
Derron is a closet faggot.Derron wrote:When Gobbles slips his well lubricated dick so far up Screwys ass that he gags on Softball Bitches mini dick in the hot three way they have going on.
- Wed Jun 06, 2018 2:18 am
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: 2018 1/2 BBOTY Awards
- Replies: 31
- Views: 1048
Re: 2018 1/2 BBOTY Awards
Top 5 Board Cold Sores: Joe in PB: Should be beaten to death with a shovel Papa Willie: Diet of Fiddle Faddle and Fanta Soda has eroded his brain Goober McTuber: Senility is in the driver's seat smackaholic: Extremely boring, probably has erectile dysfunction Derron: Is a closet faggot and is dumb a...
- Wed May 30, 2018 2:48 am
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: Teacher Pay...
- Replies: 100
- Views: 4315
Re: Teacher Pay...
It would be good if Laxplayer was run over by a cement truck on his first day of retirement.
- Tue Mar 27, 2018 8:41 pm
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: Moving Fail
- Replies: 14
- Views: 816
Re: Moving Fail
He is one of the biggest pussies on the internet.Arch Angel wrote:And why did mvscal leave in the first place?
- Wed Mar 14, 2018 2:39 pm
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: This place sucks horse cocks
- Replies: 12
- Views: 566
Re: This place sucks horse cocks
Some people on this board should be put to sleep.
- Tue Feb 20, 2018 1:09 am
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: Lose your house, your car, work floods,and now the Mrs. want
- Replies: 92
- Views: 4523
Re: Lose your house, your car, work floods,and now the Mrs.
Derron wrote:After I got divorced I banged anything that held still long enough.
And the sheep were okay with that?
- Tue Jan 30, 2018 4:51 am
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: Meet the McGoobers
- Replies: 9
- Views: 555
Re: Meet the McGoobers
Sirfindafold sucks a dick.
- Tue Jan 30, 2018 4:50 am
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: 50th Anniversary of Bullitt
- Replies: 50
- Views: 1564
Re: 50th Anniversary of Bullitt
Derron is having his ass kicked again.
- Sat Jan 27, 2018 10:30 pm
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: 50th Anniversary of Bullitt
- Replies: 50
- Views: 1564
Re: 50th Anniversary of Bullitt
Derron probably named his son Derroner.Moving Sale wrote:Dumb and Dumber
- Tue Jan 23, 2018 1:06 am
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: Meet the McGoobers
- Replies: 9
- Views: 555
Re: Meet the McGoobers
This thread sucks a dick.
- Fri Jan 19, 2018 2:11 am
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: Madison named one of Nat Geo Traveler's best small cities
- Replies: 37
- Views: 2325
Re: Madison named one of Nat Geo Traveler's best small citie
I just love posting the articles about Madison being a great place to live for this reason or that. It always agitates the tards. :lol: That's why you started this thread? Insecure is an understatement... The stupidity and desperation of the thread is surpassed only by his asinine excuse for the th...
- Wed Jan 17, 2018 1:26 am
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: Madison named one of Nat Geo Traveler's best small cities
- Replies: 37
- Views: 2325
Re: Madison named one of Nat Geo Traveler's best small citie
Goober McTuber posts a ridiculous article in hopes of proving to other men that he isn't a total loser.
He instead gets cornholed.
Nobody saw that coming.
He instead gets cornholed.
Nobody saw that coming.