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by Slap
Sat Dec 29, 2018 2:27 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: How DARE YOU call me sir!
Replies: 10
Views: 271

Re: How DARE YOU call me sir!

Sir has sucked a lot of dick.
by Slap
Fri Dec 21, 2018 4:40 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Goober McFailure
Replies: 21
Views: 2032

Re: Goober McFailure

Everyone saw your flabby old body because you posted it for other men on a message board to view. Remember? Are you senile? Get in shape for the new year.
by Slap
Thu Dec 20, 2018 1:53 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Goober McFailure
Replies: 21
Views: 2032

Re: Goober McFailure

Plato wrote:That wrinkled ass sags down
Goober McTuber's old ass is out of shape.
by Slap
Thu Dec 20, 2018 1:50 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: #WalkingAway
Replies: 146
Views: 2732

Re: #WalkingAway

Screw_Michigan wrote:Why yes, that's why you posted some bullshit meme about how voters were leaving the Dems because of their extremist positions, when Election Day proved the total opposite.
This went very badly for Joe in PB. His bullshit was not backed up in reality. Too bad.
by Slap
Tue Dec 18, 2018 3:54 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Goober McFailure
Replies: 21
Views: 2032

Re: Goober McFailure

His ass has wrinkles. Not fit or attractive.
by Slap
Tue Dec 18, 2018 1:30 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Well - it's December, and it's time to decide this year's BB
Replies: 37
Views: 3146

Re: Well - it's December, and it's time to decide this year'

Actually rather refreshing compared to your drivel. Starting a second board bitch thread definitely puts you near the top of the pile of shit, so rack you. I think he'd delete it now - if he could... :lol: Goober McTuber being reemed out in the BB thread that he started is his most humiliating epis...
by Slap
Tue Dec 18, 2018 1:25 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: From “woke” to broke, the BSA
Replies: 37
Views: 1205

Re: From “woke” to broke, the BSA

My kids love backpacking and swimming and archery and whatnot. They are forever asking to go backpacking without a tent or without a fire starter except a flint and steel. It’s good for them, so I drag my ass out into the woods as much as possible. Is that where you rape your son? On these "ca...
by Slap
Sun Dec 16, 2018 4:15 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Well - it's December, and it's time to decide this year's BB
Replies: 37
Views: 3146

Re: Well - it's December, and it's time to decide this year'

Yes, Goober McTuber is a closet faggot.
by Slap
Sat Dec 15, 2018 5:32 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: #WalkingAway
Replies: 146
Views: 2732

Re: #WalkingAway

Joe in PB took it up the ass on election night.
by Slap
Mon Dec 03, 2018 11:25 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Well - it's December, and it's time to decide this year's BB
Replies: 47
Views: 2001

Re: Well - it's December, and it's time to decide this year'

Derron is bitch of the year.
by Slap
Thu Nov 22, 2018 3:03 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Hey Goobs
Replies: 142
Views: 68668

Re: Hey Goobs

Derron wrote:Board Bitch. You got 2018 tied up solid.
Derron is 2018 board bitch. No contest. Superstar bitch.
by Slap
Sat Nov 10, 2018 2:12 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Mass Shooting - Thousand Oaks CA
Replies: 55
Views: 2390

Re: Mass Shooting - Thousand Oaks CA

Derron has no composure. He needs to grow a set of balls.
by Slap
Fri Oct 05, 2018 11:47 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: 'Spray, it's time to put the brakes on...
Replies: 54
Views: 958

Re: 'Spray, it's time to put the brakes on...

Goober McTuber is a complete idiot and a shit poster.
by Slap
Wed Sep 26, 2018 9:40 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Whiskey tasting
Replies: 53
Views: 2497

Re: Whiskey tasting

McTuber's old ass is being whipped once again.
by Slap
Wed Sep 26, 2018 6:19 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Whiskey tasting
Replies: 53
Views: 2497

Re: Whiskey tasting

Press 6 to laugh at Goober McTuber.
by Slap
Wed Sep 26, 2018 3:30 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Whiskey tasting
Replies: 53
Views: 2497

Re: Whiskey tasting

Can you hear when both of your ears are being gripped?
by Slap
Wed Sep 26, 2018 2:04 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Whiskey tasting
Replies: 53
Views: 2497

Re: Whiskey tasting

Papa Willie wrote:You'd be far better at starting a thread called "Dick Tasting", Goobs. Fag. :lol:
Yeah, McTuber likes to swallow loads.
by Slap
Tue Sep 25, 2018 3:00 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Whiskey tasting
Replies: 53
Views: 2497

Re: Whiskey tasting

Plato wrote:Goober had his ass kicked soundly.
The humiliation of Goober McTuber was the greatest entertainment of 2017.
by Slap
Wed Sep 12, 2018 12:54 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: US Open
Replies: 59
Views: 2545

Re: US Open

Screw_Michigan wrote:it's really hard to detect obviously racist cartoons
It is a basic caricature. The cartoonist identifies the most prominent features of an individual and then displays and exaggerates them. It isn't the artist's fault that Serena Williams looks like she came straight off the Savanna.
by Slap
Tue Sep 11, 2018 3:13 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: US Open
Replies: 59
Views: 2545

Re: US Open

Cops and refs are a lot alike. Years ago, I got pulled over for flicking sunflower seed shells out of my car window while I was driving. Rather than just speak calmly to the officer, I read him the riot act. I mean, sunflower seed shells? Really? I barked at the officer for about fifteen minutes, w...
by Slap
Sun Sep 09, 2018 12:40 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: US Open
Replies: 59
Views: 2545

Re: US Open

You don't have to analyze it that much. This is what the cunt does when she's having her ass whipped at the U.S. Open. Remember when the beast flipped out and threatened to kill the little lineswoman? At about 1:30 watch the woman run away in fear as the animal is snarling and threatening to attack....
by Slap
Thu Sep 06, 2018 2:02 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Single Life
Replies: 46
Views: 3153

Re: Single Life

Go Coogs' wrote:I can definitely get used to this.
Your fat wife ejected you into a trailer park. And you pay her large sums of money every month.

Sure. Get used to it, loser.
by Slap
Fri Aug 24, 2018 1:34 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: My summer vacation
Replies: 15
Views: 1413

Re: My summer vacation

Dinsdale wrote:Time to ban them, admins (or change the passwords, and return them to the originals).
I would ban crybabies.
by Slap
Fri Aug 24, 2018 3:57 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: My summer vacation
Replies: 15
Views: 1413

Re: My summer vacation

You miss Lawrence Welk.
by Slap
Thu Aug 23, 2018 11:58 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: My summer vacation
Replies: 15
Views: 1413

Re: My summer vacation

Goober had a festive holiday season.

Image
by Slap
Sat Aug 11, 2018 1:38 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Alaska Air mechanic steal plane, dies...
Replies: 26
Views: 1188

Re: Alaska Air mechanic steal plane, dies...

Left Seater wrote:2:16 - he talks about disappointing friends and family.
Like most everyone on this board. No need to kill himself.
by Slap
Thu Jul 26, 2018 3:49 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Without doubt Screw_Michigan
Replies: 19
Views: 536

Re: Without doubt Screw_Michigan

Derron
Derron is on par with a sea urchin.
by Slap
Fri Jun 08, 2018 1:07 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Anthony Bourdain
Replies: 18
Views: 1590

Re: Anthony Bourdain

smackaholic wrote:Wonder what brought that on?

Bad case of TDS?
He probably had AIDS, like Joe in PB.
by Slap
Thu Jun 07, 2018 12:19 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Remembering June 6th
Replies: 18
Views: 367

Re: Remembering June 6th

Derron wrote:When Gobbles slips his well lubricated dick so far up Screwys ass that he gags on Softball Bitches mini dick in the hot three way they have going on.
Derron is a closet faggot.
by Slap
Wed Jun 06, 2018 2:18 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: 2018 1/2 BBOTY Awards
Replies: 31
Views: 1048

Re: 2018 1/2 BBOTY Awards

Top 5 Board Cold Sores: Joe in PB: Should be beaten to death with a shovel Papa Willie: Diet of Fiddle Faddle and Fanta Soda has eroded his brain Goober McTuber: Senility is in the driver's seat smackaholic: Extremely boring, probably has erectile dysfunction Derron: Is a closet faggot and is dumb a...
by Slap
Wed May 30, 2018 2:48 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Teacher Pay...
Replies: 100
Views: 4315

Re: Teacher Pay...

It would be good if Laxplayer was run over by a cement truck on his first day of retirement.
by Slap
Tue Mar 27, 2018 8:41 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Moving Fail
Replies: 14
Views: 816

Re: Moving Fail

Arch Angel wrote:And why did mvscal leave in the first place?
He is one of the biggest pussies on the internet.
by Slap
Wed Mar 14, 2018 2:39 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: This place sucks horse cocks
Replies: 12
Views: 566

Re: This place sucks horse cocks

Some people on this board should be put to sleep.
by Slap
Tue Feb 20, 2018 1:09 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Lose your house, your car, work floods,and now the Mrs. want
Replies: 92
Views: 4523

Re: Lose your house, your car, work floods,and now the Mrs.

Derron wrote:After I got divorced I banged anything that held still long enough.


And the sheep were okay with that?
by Slap
Tue Jan 30, 2018 4:51 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Meet the McGoobers
Replies: 9
Views: 555

Re: Meet the McGoobers

Sirfindafold sucks a dick.
by Slap
Tue Jan 30, 2018 4:50 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: 50th Anniversary of Bullitt
Replies: 50
Views: 1564

Re: 50th Anniversary of Bullitt

Derron is having his ass kicked again.
by Slap
Sat Jan 27, 2018 10:30 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: 50th Anniversary of Bullitt
Replies: 50
Views: 1564

Re: 50th Anniversary of Bullitt

Moving Sale wrote:Dumb and Dumber
Derron probably named his son Derroner.
by Slap
Tue Jan 23, 2018 1:06 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Meet the McGoobers
Replies: 9
Views: 555

Re: Meet the McGoobers

This thread sucks a dick.
by Slap
Fri Jan 19, 2018 2:11 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Madison named one of Nat Geo Traveler's best small cities
Replies: 37
Views: 2325

Re: Madison named one of Nat Geo Traveler's best small citie

I just love posting the articles about Madison being a great place to live for this reason or that. It always agitates the tards. :lol: That's why you started this thread? Insecure is an understatement... The stupidity and desperation of the thread is surpassed only by his asinine excuse for the th...
by Slap
Wed Jan 17, 2018 1:26 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Madison named one of Nat Geo Traveler's best small cities
Replies: 37
Views: 2325

Re: Madison named one of Nat Geo Traveler's best small citie

Goober McTuber posts a ridiculous article in hopes of proving to other men that he isn't a total loser.

He instead gets cornholed.

Nobody saw that coming.