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List of Penis Terms (in order of production)

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Prick
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Lil' Billy
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Complications from AIDS.

Decades of taking unsheathed cock has finally taken a terrible toll on old Goober McTuber. His children should take notice and learn from his demise.

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Carson wrote: ↑Fri Jun 21, 2019 2:16 pmStick an apple up your ass.

Goober McTuber's dream is to have an apple stuck up his ass.

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Goober McTuber

Fags himself at the beach
And smokes cock on the boardwalk

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Papa Willie wrote: ↑Sat Jun 08, 2019 6:00 am Didn’t he say he was going on a vacation?

Which consists of him sucking a lot of dick out on the beach.

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BSmack wrote: ↑Sun May 19, 2019 7:43 pm
smackaholic wrote: ↑Sat May 18, 2019 4:57 pm I would touch someone's dick, hell, I'd fukking blow him, rather than drink that skunkwater.
Nah, I would drink a case of Hineken before I would blow someone. But I am hetero.

Every non-homo would. Smackaholic admitted he is a faggot in a moment of honesty.

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He loves Cracker Barrel.

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I'm enjoying my new signature.

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ML@Coyote wrote: ↑Fri May 17, 2019 11:17 pm There has to be something I miss about living in CA.

I just haven't been able to figure out what it is.

There are a lot of faggots in California. Maybe that's it.

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Waste Management was all for it as long as they can generate a revenue stream off it. They came up with the horse shit story to the local city council who also controls the waste program in a rural area around the city, that the Chinese were not going to take the recycling any more and the cost was...

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Most of you should be banned permanently and then executed publicly.

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YouCant wrote: ↑Fri May 10, 2019 5:54 pmWhy don't you tell us what fruit you like in the Cosmopolitans that you swill from your wide assortment of phallic-shaped martini glasses?

Are you a faggot?

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If the most powerful Arabians in the world can be masculine while holding hands and calling each other 'my dear', there's no big deal in non-sexual physical contact for men, by men. https://server9.kproxy.com/servlet/redirect.srv/sruj/sncadvvratal/srst/p2/wp-content/uploads/2019/04/cuddle.jpg Musli...

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The most striking thing about this report is how it shows the president's life to be so boring. You dig for two years into the personal details of the most powerful man in the world and yet not one page in a 400 page report talks about the president getting his dick sucked in the oval office? How ca...

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Jsc810 wrote:I guess my feet tripped over the water hose

That sucks, dude.

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Kierland wrote: ↑Sun Apr 07, 2019 5:39 am Me thinks you doth protest a tiny bit too much.

Derron would like a fat dick up his ass.

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The world was more comfortable for me before the age of the internet. Back when I never had to find out that things like men's cuddling groups existed.

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Faggots belong in ovens, not in the oval office.

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Dan Vogel is a confirmed cocksucker.

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she also carried on a minor crusade against local pro-homosexuality activists

That sounds good. She gets my vote. Right after I take her into a broom closet and bang her into the next election cycle.

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"Yes, a lot of dicks. Huge throbbing pulsing dicks...spraying gallons of sticky jizz everywhere...jizz flying across the room, sometimes into open mouths...maybe someone was gaping their asshole wider than a manhole cover and streams of unending jizz spattered the open anal lining of their blo...

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“died suddenly and easy today.”

Sounds like he was a pussy.

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Sudden Sam wrote:https://www.rollingstone.com/politics/p ... ss-717227/

I think that's him wearing the flowered dress in the pic.

That guy has sucked a lot of dicks.

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Softball Bat wrote:bash the lefty

Fag bashing is a good time.

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Shlomart Ben Yisrael wrote:Lets just agree that Rooster is a low-two-digit-IQ imbecile.

Rooster is a typical grunt.

I'd trust him to clean a drip pan. Not much else.

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Screw_Michigan wrote:Have you ever been to a rub 'n tug?

Derron wants to go there to judge old men's erections.

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Derron wrote:Rack him for still be able to get his dick hard at 77

Yeah, it would be an unimaginable horrah if Robert Kraft could no longer get his dick hard.

Thanks for scouting out that dick, Derron. Good job.

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Joe PissBoy should be shredded into mulch and sprinkled around my hibiscus plants.

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m2 sucked his first dick 40 years ago.

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Old Goober McDicksuck is probably hospitalized after having his sagging ass whipped at a gay bar.

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FiatLux wrote:Yeltson

You stupid little faggot.

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Whoever that guy is that walks around with a purse. Is that real? I guess it's his way of advertising to bulls that he chugs cum. To each his own. Good luck to him.

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Executive Time

That's code for going to a back room to get your dick sucked.

If the President of the United States can't hop back and get his cock smoked a few times a week then what's the point of life?

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Left Seater wrote:Says the guy sending other guys photos of himself naked.

Goober McTuber is a bottom faggot.

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It would be good if this cockroach got run over by a cement truck.

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The performance would have been a lot better if Paul had been thrown from the rooftop to his death.

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I believe that most of the people here are imbeciles.

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Nearly everybody older than 35...everybody knew their place in this world. You nailed it there, dude. Blacks knew their place was at the back of the bus and the "Coloreds Only" restrooms, women knew theirs was barefoot & pregnant in the kitchen, and gays knew theirs was in the closet....

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Papa Willie wrote:Grandpa's secondary poll was nothing other than a copycat meltdown. Meaningless.

Goober McTuber will be 2019 bitch of the year if he can live long enough.

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That's right. Fag bashing is what it's all about.

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