I bet he's hung like a horse.Softball Bat wrote:a seven-foot-tall “person with wings”
Search found 341 matches
- Fri Dec 13, 2019 1:05 pm
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: Mothman of Lake Michigan!
- Replies: 6
- Views: 1099
Re: Mothman of Lake Michigan!
- Thu Dec 12, 2019 11:31 pm
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: Beware the Cold Moon!
- Replies: 27
- Views: 3531
Re: Beware the Cold Moon!
You did a lot more than just look.EAP wrote:In the military, everyone is buck naked. It's a sausage fest on full display.
- Tue Dec 10, 2019 11:25 pm
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: OIG Report: well?
- Replies: 78
- Views: 9432
Re: OIG Report: well?
Most people believe you are a cocksucker.EAP wrote:low IQ cocksuckers
- Sun Dec 08, 2019 8:44 pm
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: Police in the US are totally not out of control
- Replies: 70
- Views: 7657
Re: Police in the US are totally not out of control
Maybe we as a society need to have 1 week per year where witless wingnuts are taken to the rooftops of tall buildings and are flung off.EAP wrote:Maybe, we as a society need to have I week per year where the police are off.
- Fri Dec 06, 2019 1:17 pm
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: Barren Down the Hatches, Fukk-O's
- Replies: 98
- Views: 10585
Re: Barren Down the Hatches, Fukk-O's
He likes to camp out in the YMCA locker room and view the shriveled ballsacks on balding old white men.Smackie Chan wrote:I can see how it easy it is for you to express your desire to see naked men
- Sun Dec 01, 2019 4:37 am
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: You know you're a Canadian when...
- Replies: 37
- Views: 2710
Re: You know you're a Canadian when...
You dream of a titanic black cock splitting your ass cheeks.
- Sat Nov 30, 2019 2:38 am
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: Top 5
- Replies: 15
- Views: 6363
Re: Top 5
His colon is a habitrail.
- Fri Nov 29, 2019 1:03 pm
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: Happy Thanksgiving
- Replies: 33
- Views: 1647
Re: Happy Thanksgiving
Most vegans want to take dick from both ends.Mikey wrote:for the daughter’s vegetarian BF
- Fri Nov 29, 2019 1:01 am
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: Shitty Music
- Replies: 81
- Views: 5163
Re: Shitty Music
It would be good if a rhinoceros fucked him to death.Screw_MIchigan wrote:killed yourself is some spectacular fashion like self castration or sexual strangulation
- Wed Nov 27, 2019 2:19 pm
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: Melania Trump
- Replies: 76
- Views: 8210
Re: Melania Trump
Melania could thank me in any language she wants after I bury a thick load deep into her asshole.
- Mon Nov 25, 2019 10:56 pm
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: I am Pickle's old GF
- Replies: 82
- Views: 7753
Re: I am Pickle's old GF
He is a fan of Long Dong Silver.Smackie Chan wrote: ↑Mon Nov 25, 2019 12:05 amWe understand. You're a fan of man meat. No one's surprised.
- Sat Nov 23, 2019 2:04 pm
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: Ambassador Sondland
- Replies: 144
- Views: 10100
Re: Ambassador Sondland
I think you enjoy being throat fucked.EAP wrote:You didn't think I enjoy ACTUAL "cocksucking" did you?
- Fri Nov 22, 2019 12:46 pm
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: Liberty Rankings
- Replies: 71
- Views: 6459
Re: Liberty Rankings
One time he admitted that his college roommate fucked him in the ass.88 wrote:Vogel was a closet homosexual.
- Thu Nov 21, 2019 11:53 pm
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: Democrat debate comments
- Replies: 41
- Views: 2947
Re: Democrat debate comments
He looks forward to being able to suck dick in the Rose Garden.smackaholic wrote:But faggots ain't exactly emotional pillars, on average.
- Sat Nov 16, 2019 1:38 am
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: I thought Pikkkle got banned?
- Replies: 78
- Views: 6259
Re: I thought Pikkkle got banned?
You're the first guy in line to suck a dick.EAD wrote:I'd be the last guy you'd accuse of sucking dick.
- Wed Nov 13, 2019 12:53 pm
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: Hotels and their claims to help the environment...
- Replies: 21
- Views: 822
Re: Hotels and their claims to help the environment...
Left Seater wrote:Wall mounted soap/shampoo/conditioner dispensers are difficult to clean and are often not refilled adequately.
I usually pry the top off and blow a load into the shampoo dispenser before I check out.
- Mon Nov 11, 2019 12:50 pm
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: If you could travel back in time, would you kill Baby...
- Replies: 20
- Views: 1077
Re: If you could travel back in time, would you kill Baby...
You like to jack off to Right Said Fred videos.Ban Kierfag wrote:Okay...let's assume I'm a faggot.
- Sun Nov 10, 2019 3:30 am
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: American flight experiences run-away trim...
- Replies: 40
- Views: 4509
Re: American flight experiences run-away trim...
His favorite is having an avocado jammed in his ass.Kierland wrote:Go fuck apples and shove oranges up your ass.
- Wed Nov 06, 2019 1:03 pm
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: Impeachment begins
- Replies: 802
- Views: 77970
Re: Impeachment begins
He liked to sleep with a walnut stuffed in his ass.Softball Bat wrote:Stanley gets fucked right up the @ss.
- Tue Nov 05, 2019 11:46 pm
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: klip klop klip klop klip klop klip klop
- Replies: 8
- Views: 1721
Re: klip klop klip klop klip klop klip klop
Goober McTuber's work internet was terminated because he was busted viewing gay porn. He spends most of his free time sucking dick at the truck stop glory hole.
- Tue Nov 05, 2019 1:12 am
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: Poster Of The Week
- Replies: 96
- Views: 6839
Re: Poster Of The Week
A sweaty dick under your nose gives you goosebumps.EAP wrote:Bill buckley jr. gives me goosebumps.
- Sat Nov 02, 2019 12:58 am
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: Impeachment begins
- Replies: 802
- Views: 77970
Re: Impeachment begins
He learned how to suck dick and even a hairy asshole sometimes.
- Thu Oct 31, 2019 2:08 pm
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: The Jig Is Up
- Replies: 20
- Views: 1292
- Tue Oct 29, 2019 1:16 am
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: Pikkkle is blowing up my PMs
- Replies: 79
- Views: 2588
Re: Pikkkle is blowing up my PMs
That's right. He is already taking AIDS medication like Goober McTuber.mvscal wrote:Stanley is a pathetic old queen who will die alone of AIDS one day
- Tue Oct 22, 2019 1:04 pm
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: Mitt Romney busted for having an internet jack off troll
- Replies: 4
- Views: 147
Mitt Romney busted for having an internet jack off troll
He has been trolling around and jerking off on the internet under the name of Pierre Delecto. Mike Huckabee lays it out. It is a pervert move. EplpTroBXYU Here is the Washington Post article about it https://www.washingtonpost.com/nation/2019/10/21/mitt-romney-pierre-delecto-twitter-slate/ What is t...
- Wed Oct 16, 2019 1:45 pm
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: Who won the dumbocrat debate today?
- Replies: 37
- Views: 2609
Re: Who will win the dumbocrat debate today?
He is a faggot.
- Fri Oct 11, 2019 1:50 am
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: How am I the bad guy???
- Replies: 18
- Views: 2168
Re: How am I the bad guy???
He takes balls to the chin in the closet.
- Thu Oct 10, 2019 1:29 pm
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: The Dodgers
- Replies: 3
- Views: 416
Re: The Dodgers
Fiat Lux is impotent. His balls were clipped and he's never felt pussy. His asshole is pussy for men.
- Tue Oct 08, 2019 11:34 am
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: Annoying things drivers do
- Replies: 50
- Views: 5202
Re: Annoying things drivers do
He likes to have his ass crack split wide open.Softball Bat wrote: ↑Tue Oct 08, 2019 2:29 amAnd yet you claim to pay $130,000 a year.
Way to roll over and take it up the @ss.
- Fri Oct 04, 2019 11:32 am
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: What are we gonna do about Gobbles McTubesteak?
- Replies: 98
- Views: 15612
Re: What are we gonna do about Gobbles McTubesteak?
A lot of dicks lodge in your rear.
- Sun Sep 29, 2019 2:31 am
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: For my first post...BAN KIERLAND!
- Replies: 30
- Views: 1979
Re: For my first post...BAN KIERFAG!
He likes to squat down on a dick.
- Fri Sep 27, 2019 12:53 pm
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: What are we gonna do about Gobbles McTubesteak?
- Replies: 98
- Views: 15612
Re: What are we gonna do about Gobbles McTubesteak?
Many men have had your shaved asshole.Goober McTuber wrote: ↑Fri Sep 27, 2019 2:31 amI think I went to school with Shirley. Never had her.
- Sun Sep 15, 2019 12:19 pm
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: Elton last night in San Francisco
- Replies: 4
- Views: 961
Re: Elton last night in San Francisco
How many San Francisco dicks do you think he sucked after the show?
- Fri Sep 06, 2019 12:55 pm
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: Nick Kyrgios is a trip
- Replies: 40
- Views: 1292
- Thu Aug 29, 2019 12:15 pm
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: What are we gonna do about Gobbles McTubesteak?
- Replies: 98
- Views: 15612
Re: What are we gonna do about Gobbles McTubesteak?
So one of my buds in company security came to me a while back and wanted to know about this T1B website. Apparently some web service associated with Tunetown was sending out pings that acted like a security threat. I said, "Hey, it's just a little messageboard that I check out once in a while,...
- Sat Aug 17, 2019 2:24 pm
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: Faces of T1B
- Replies: 84
- Views: 8497
- Fri Aug 16, 2019 4:21 am
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: What are we gonna do about Gobbles McTubesteak?
- Replies: 98
- Views: 15612
Re: What are we gonna do about Gobbles McTubesteak?
Most faggots died prematurely.
- Wed Aug 07, 2019 3:17 pm
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: Mass Shooting - El Paso
- Replies: 84
- Views: 9365
Re: Mass Shooting - El Paso
Dayton and El Paso are both shitty places to live. The victims are probably thankful to be out of their misery.
- Tue Jul 23, 2019 12:48 pm
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: Faces of T1B
- Replies: 84
- Views: 8497
Re: Faces of T1B
He's gone.
Did he die of AIDS like Goober McTuber?
- Fri Jul 12, 2019 2:31 pm
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: Wimbledon
- Replies: 10
- Views: 1530
Re: Wimbledon
Are you a faggot?