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by Slap
Fri Dec 13, 2019 1:05 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Mothman of Lake Michigan!
Replies: 6
Views: 1099

Re: Mothman of Lake Michigan!

Softball Bat wrote:a seven-foot-tall “person with wings”
I bet he's hung like a horse.
by Slap
Thu Dec 12, 2019 11:31 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Beware the Cold Moon!
Replies: 27
Views: 3530

Re: Beware the Cold Moon!

EAP wrote:In the military, everyone is buck naked. It's a sausage fest on full display.
You did a lot more than just look.
by Slap
Tue Dec 10, 2019 11:25 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: OIG Report: well?
Replies: 78
Views: 9428

Re: OIG Report: well?

EAP wrote:low IQ cocksuckers
Most people believe you are a cocksucker.
by Slap
Sun Dec 08, 2019 8:44 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Police in the US are totally not out of control
Replies: 70
Views: 7584

Re: Police in the US are totally not out of control

EAP wrote:Maybe, we as a society need to have I week per year where the police are off.
Maybe we as a society need to have 1 week per year where witless wingnuts are taken to the rooftops of tall buildings and are flung off.
by Slap
Fri Dec 06, 2019 1:17 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Barren Down the Hatches, Fukk-O's
Replies: 98
Views: 10542

Re: Barren Down the Hatches, Fukk-O's

Smackie Chan wrote:I can see how it easy it is for you to express your desire to see naked men
He likes to camp out in the YMCA locker room and view the shriveled ballsacks on balding old white men.
by Slap
Sun Dec 01, 2019 4:37 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: You know you're a Canadian when...
Replies: 37
Views: 2710

Re: You know you're a Canadian when...

You dream of a titanic black cock splitting your ass cheeks.
by Slap
Sat Nov 30, 2019 2:38 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Top 5
Replies: 15
Views: 6363

Re: Top 5

His colon is a habitrail.
by Slap
Fri Nov 29, 2019 1:03 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Happy Thanksgiving
Replies: 33
Views: 1647

Re: Happy Thanksgiving

Mikey wrote:for the daughter’s vegetarian BF
Most vegans want to take dick from both ends.
by Slap
Fri Nov 29, 2019 1:01 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Shitty Music
Replies: 81
Views: 5162

Re: Shitty Music

Screw_MIchigan wrote:killed yourself is some spectacular fashion like self castration or sexual strangulation
It would be good if a rhinoceros fucked him to death.
by Slap
Wed Nov 27, 2019 2:19 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Melania Trump
Replies: 76
Views: 8205

Re: Melania Trump

Melania could thank me in any language she wants after I bury a thick load deep into her asshole.
by Slap
Mon Nov 25, 2019 10:56 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: I am Pickle's old GF
Replies: 82
Views: 7750

Re: I am Pickle's old GF

Smackie Chan wrote: Mon Nov 25, 2019 12:05 am
EAP wrote: Sun Nov 24, 2019 1:49 pmjonah's big fat 13 inches on full display.
...
the sight of jonah's massive juicy schlong.
We understand. You're a fan of man meat. No one's surprised.
He is a fan of Long Dong Silver.
by Slap
Sat Nov 23, 2019 2:04 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Ambassador Sondland
Replies: 144
Views: 10098

Re: Ambassador Sondland

EAP wrote:You didn't think I enjoy ACTUAL "cocksucking" did you?
I think you enjoy being throat fucked.
by Slap
Fri Nov 22, 2019 12:46 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Liberty Rankings
Replies: 71
Views: 6455

Re: Liberty Rankings

88 wrote:Vogel was a closet homosexual.
One time he admitted that his college roommate fucked him in the ass.
by Slap
Thu Nov 21, 2019 11:53 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Democrat debate comments
Replies: 41
Views: 2946

Re: Democrat debate comments

smackaholic wrote:But faggots ain't exactly emotional pillars, on average.
He looks forward to being able to suck dick in the Rose Garden.
by Slap
Sat Nov 16, 2019 1:38 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: I thought Pikkkle got banned?
Replies: 78
Views: 6259

Re: I thought Pikkkle got banned?

EAD wrote:I'd be the last guy you'd accuse of sucking dick.
You're the first guy in line to suck a dick.
by Slap
Wed Nov 13, 2019 12:53 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Hotels and their claims to help the environment...
Replies: 21
Views: 822

Re: Hotels and their claims to help the environment...

Left Seater wrote:Wall mounted soap/shampoo/conditioner dispensers are difficult to clean and are often not refilled adequately.


I usually pry the top off and blow a load into the shampoo dispenser before I check out.
by Slap
Mon Nov 11, 2019 12:50 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: If you could travel back in time, would you kill Baby...
Replies: 20
Views: 1077

Re: If you could travel back in time, would you kill Baby...

Ban Kierfag wrote:Okay...let's assume I'm a faggot.
You like to jack off to Right Said Fred videos.
by Slap
Sun Nov 10, 2019 3:30 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: American flight experiences run-away trim...
Replies: 40
Views: 4509

Re: American flight experiences run-away trim...

Kierland wrote:Go fuck apples and shove oranges up your ass.
His favorite is having an avocado jammed in his ass.
by Slap
Wed Nov 06, 2019 1:03 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Impeachment begins
Replies: 802
Views: 77897

Re: Impeachment begins

Softball Bat wrote:Stanley gets fucked right up the @ss.
He liked to sleep with a walnut stuffed in his ass.
by Slap
Tue Nov 05, 2019 11:46 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: klip klop klip klop klip klop klip klop
Replies: 8
Views: 1721

Re: klip klop klip klop klip klop klip klop

Goober McTuber's work internet was terminated because he was busted viewing gay porn. He spends most of his free time sucking dick at the truck stop glory hole.
by Slap
Tue Nov 05, 2019 1:12 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Poster Of The Week
Replies: 96
Views: 6796

Re: Poster Of The Week

EAP wrote:Bill buckley jr. gives me goosebumps.
A sweaty dick under your nose gives you goosebumps.
by Slap
Sat Nov 02, 2019 12:58 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Impeachment begins
Replies: 802
Views: 77897

Re: Impeachment begins

Jay in Phoenix wrote: Fri Nov 01, 2019 8:41 pmfaggot school.
He learned how to suck dick and even a hairy asshole sometimes.
by Slap
Thu Oct 31, 2019 2:08 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: The Jig Is Up
Replies: 20
Views: 1292

Re: The Jig Is Up

EAP wrote: Thu Oct 31, 2019 12:34 amYou accuse me of being a queer cocksucker?
Are you? This board has a lot of queer cocksuckers who should be put in ovens.
by Slap
Tue Oct 29, 2019 1:16 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Pikkkle is blowing up my PMs
Replies: 79
Views: 2588

Re: Pikkkle is blowing up my PMs

mvscal wrote:Stanley is a pathetic old queen who will die alone of AIDS one day
That's right. He is already taking AIDS medication like Goober McTuber.
by Slap
Tue Oct 22, 2019 1:04 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Mitt Romney busted for having an internet jack off troll
Replies: 4
Views: 147

Mitt Romney busted for having an internet jack off troll

He has been trolling around and jerking off on the internet under the name of Pierre Delecto. Mike Huckabee lays it out. It is a pervert move. EplpTroBXYU Here is the Washington Post article about it https://www.washingtonpost.com/nation/2019/10/21/mitt-romney-pierre-delecto-twitter-slate/ What is t...
by Slap
Wed Oct 16, 2019 1:45 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Who won the dumbocrat debate today?
Replies: 37
Views: 2607

Re: Who will win the dumbocrat debate today?

Softball Bat wrote: Wed Oct 16, 2019 12:25 amButtigieg
He is a faggot.
by Slap
Fri Oct 11, 2019 1:50 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: How am I the bad guy???
Replies: 18
Views: 2168

Re: How am I the bad guy???

Shlomart Ben Yisrael wrote: Thu Oct 10, 2019 9:30 pm...that's how deep in the closet you are.
He takes balls to the chin in the closet.
by Slap
Thu Oct 10, 2019 1:29 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: The Dodgers
Replies: 3
Views: 416

Re: The Dodgers

Screw_Michigan wrote: Thu Oct 10, 2019 12:36 pmthe most impotent
Fiat Lux is impotent. His balls were clipped and he's never felt pussy. His asshole is pussy for men.
by Slap
Tue Oct 08, 2019 11:34 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Annoying things drivers do
Replies: 50
Views: 5201

Re: Annoying things drivers do

Softball Bat wrote: Tue Oct 08, 2019 2:29 am
schmick wrote: Mon Oct 07, 2019 8:08 pm All income tax is theft
And yet you claim to pay $130,000 a year.

Way to roll over and take it up the @ss.
He likes to have his ass crack split wide open.
by Slap
Fri Oct 04, 2019 11:32 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: What are we gonna do about Gobbles McTubesteak?
Replies: 98
Views: 15551

Re: What are we gonna do about Gobbles McTubesteak?

Goober McTuber wrote: Fri Oct 04, 2019 2:32 amI see I've been lodged in many domes
A lot of dicks lodge in your rear.
by Slap
Sun Sep 29, 2019 2:31 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: For my first post...BAN KIERLAND!
Replies: 30
Views: 1979

Re: For my first post...BAN KIERFAG!

Softball Bat wrote: Sat Sep 28, 2019 10:24 am Image
He likes to squat down on a dick.
by Slap
Fri Sep 27, 2019 12:53 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: What are we gonna do about Gobbles McTubesteak?
Replies: 98
Views: 15551

Re: What are we gonna do about Gobbles McTubesteak?

Goober McTuber wrote: Fri Sep 27, 2019 2:31 amI think I went to school with Shirley. Never had her.
Many men have had your shaved asshole.
by Slap
Sun Sep 15, 2019 12:19 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Elton last night in San Francisco
Replies: 4
Views: 961

Re: Elton last night in San Francisco

How many San Francisco dicks do you think he sucked after the show?
by Slap
Fri Sep 06, 2019 12:55 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Nick Kyrgios is a trip
Replies: 40
Views: 1292

Re: Nick Kyrgios is a trip

FiatLux wrote: Fri Sep 06, 2019 3:59 am Arthur Ashe... hates this thread.

One of my favorite tennis players growing up.
He died of AIDS. Of course he was your favorite faggot.
by Slap
Thu Aug 29, 2019 12:15 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: What are we gonna do about Gobbles McTubesteak?
Replies: 98
Views: 15551

Re: What are we gonna do about Gobbles McTubesteak?

So one of my buds in company security came to me a while back and wanted to know about this T1B website. Apparently some web service associated with Tunetown was sending out pings that acted like a security threat. I said, "Hey, it's just a little messageboard that I check out once in a while,...
by Slap
Sat Aug 17, 2019 2:24 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Faces of T1B
Replies: 84
Views: 8494

Re: Faces of T1B

Carson wrote: Sat Aug 17, 2019 5:40 amI'm in front of the Eiffel Tower.
You posed n front of one of the great phallic symbols of the world. Is there something you'd like to share with everyone?
by Slap
Fri Aug 16, 2019 4:21 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: What are we gonna do about Gobbles McTubesteak?
Replies: 98
Views: 15551

Re: What are we gonna do about Gobbles McTubesteak?

Most faggots died prematurely.
by Slap
Wed Aug 07, 2019 3:17 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Mass Shooting - El Paso
Replies: 84
Views: 9360

Re: Mass Shooting - El Paso

Dayton and El Paso are both shitty places to live. The victims are probably thankful to be out of their misery.
by Slap
Tue Jul 23, 2019 12:48 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Faces of T1B
Replies: 84
Views: 8494

Re: Faces of T1B

Screw_Michigan wrote: Sun Jul 21, 2019 1:42 amCredit--Mgo for the great video
He's gone.

Did he die of AIDS like Goober McTuber?
by Slap
Fri Jul 12, 2019 2:31 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Wimbledon
Replies: 10
Views: 1530

Re: Wimbledon

Softball Bat wrote: Fri Jul 12, 2019 12:57 pmI have very little interest in women's tennis.
Are you a faggot?