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Softball Bat wrote:a seven-foot-tall “person with wings”

I bet he's hung like a horse.

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EAP wrote:In the military, everyone is buck naked. It's a sausage fest on full display.

You did a lot more than just look.

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EAP wrote:low IQ cocksuckers

Most people believe you are a cocksucker.

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EAP wrote:Maybe, we as a society need to have I week per year where the police are off.

Maybe we as a society need to have 1 week per year where witless wingnuts are taken to the rooftops of tall buildings and are flung off.

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Smackie Chan wrote:I can see how it easy it is for you to express your desire to see naked men

He likes to camp out in the YMCA locker room and view the shriveled ballsacks on balding old white men.

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You dream of a titanic black cock splitting your ass cheeks.

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His colon is a habitrail.

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Mikey wrote:for the daughter’s vegetarian BF

Most vegans want to take dick from both ends.

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Screw_MIchigan wrote:killed yourself is some spectacular fashion like self castration or sexual strangulation

It would be good if a rhinoceros fucked him to death.

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Melania could thank me in any language she wants after I bury a thick load deep into her asshole.

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Smackie Chan wrote: ↑Mon Nov 25, 2019 12:05 am
EAP wrote: ↑Sun Nov 24, 2019 1:49 pmjonah's big fat 13 inches on full display.
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the sight of jonah's massive juicy schlong.
We understand. You're a fan of man meat. No one's surprised.

He is a fan of Long Dong Silver.

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EAP wrote:You didn't think I enjoy ACTUAL "cocksucking" did you?

I think you enjoy being throat fucked.

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88 wrote:Vogel was a closet homosexual.

One time he admitted that his college roommate fucked him in the ass.

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smackaholic wrote:But faggots ain't exactly emotional pillars, on average.

He looks forward to being able to suck dick in the Rose Garden.

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EAD wrote:I'd be the last guy you'd accuse of sucking dick.

You're the first guy in line to suck a dick.

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Left Seater wrote:Wall mounted soap/shampoo/conditioner dispensers are difficult to clean and are often not refilled adequately.

I usually pry the top off and blow a load into the shampoo dispenser before I check out.

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Ban Kierfag wrote:Okay...let's assume I'm a faggot.

You like to jack off to Right Said Fred videos.

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Kierland wrote:Go fuck apples and shove oranges up your ass.

His favorite is having an avocado jammed in his ass.

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Softball Bat wrote:Stanley gets fucked right up the @ss.

He liked to sleep with a walnut stuffed in his ass.

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Goober McTuber's work internet was terminated because he was busted viewing gay porn. He spends most of his free time sucking dick at the truck stop glory hole.

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EAP wrote:Bill buckley jr. gives me goosebumps.

A sweaty dick under your nose gives you goosebumps.

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Jay in Phoenix wrote: ↑Fri Nov 01, 2019 8:41 pmfaggot school.

He learned how to suck dick and even a hairy asshole sometimes.

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EAP wrote: ↑Thu Oct 31, 2019 12:34 amYou accuse me of being a queer cocksucker?

Are you? This board has a lot of queer cocksuckers who should be put in ovens.

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mvscal wrote:Stanley is a pathetic old queen who will die alone of AIDS one day

That's right. He is already taking AIDS medication like Goober McTuber.

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He has been trolling around and jerking off on the internet under the name of Pierre Delecto. Mike Huckabee lays it out. It is a pervert move. EplpTroBXYU Here is the Washington Post article about it https://www.washingtonpost.com/nation/2019/10/21/mitt-romney-pierre-delecto-twitter-slate/ What is t...

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Softball Bat wrote: ↑Wed Oct 16, 2019 12:25 amButtigieg

He is a faggot.

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Shlomart Ben Yisrael wrote: ↑Thu Oct 10, 2019 9:30 pm...that's how deep in the closet you are.

He takes balls to the chin in the closet.

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Screw_Michigan wrote: ↑Thu Oct 10, 2019 12:36 pmthe most impotent

Fiat Lux is impotent. His balls were clipped and he's never felt pussy. His asshole is pussy for men.

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Softball Bat wrote: ↑Tue Oct 08, 2019 2:29 am
schmick wrote: ↑Mon Oct 07, 2019 8:08 pm All income tax is theft
And yet you claim to pay $130,000 a year.

Way to roll over and take it up the @ss.

He likes to have his ass crack split wide open.

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Goober McTuber wrote: ↑Fri Oct 04, 2019 2:32 amI see I've been lodged in many domes

A lot of dicks lodge in your rear.

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Softball Bat wrote: ↑Sat Sep 28, 2019 10:24 am

He likes to squat down on a dick.

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Goober McTuber wrote: ↑Fri Sep 27, 2019 2:31 amI think I went to school with Shirley. Never had her.

Many men have had your shaved asshole.

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How many San Francisco dicks do you think he sucked after the show?

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FiatLux wrote: ↑Fri Sep 06, 2019 3:59 am Arthur Ashe... hates this thread.

One of my favorite tennis players growing up.

He died of AIDS. Of course he was your favorite faggot.

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So one of my buds in company security came to me a while back and wanted to know about this T1B website. Apparently some web service associated with Tunetown was sending out pings that acted like a security threat. I said, "Hey, it's just a little messageboard that I check out once in a while,...

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Carson wrote: ↑Sat Aug 17, 2019 5:40 amI'm in front of the Eiffel Tower.

You posed n front of one of the great phallic symbols of the world. Is there something you'd like to share with everyone?

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Most faggots died prematurely.

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Dayton and El Paso are both shitty places to live. The victims are probably thankful to be out of their misery.

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Screw_Michigan wrote: ↑Sun Jul 21, 2019 1:42 amCredit--Mgo for the great video

He's gone.

Did he die of AIDS like Goober McTuber?

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Softball Bat wrote: ↑Fri Jul 12, 2019 12:57 pmI have very little interest in women's tennis.

Are you a faggot?

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