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- Wed Mar 18, 2020 1:46 pm
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: We are ALL getting $1000 check in the mail
- Replies: 214
- Views: 26419
Re: We are ALL getting $1000 check in the mail
I plan to spend my $1,000 on a lot of phone sex I'll be enjoying during the lock in. Rack me!
- Tue Mar 17, 2020 2:46 am
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: Finally.... I can get laid without interuption.
- Replies: 2
- Views: 482
Re: Finally.... I can get laid without interuption.
That's cool, dude. Sometimes it can be hard to fuck when someone is in the next room. It's like trying to piss when some dude is at the next urinal.smackaholic wrote:Finally.... I can get laid without interuption.
- Sun Mar 15, 2020 2:29 pm
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: It's over...
- Replies: 22
- Views: 4017
Re: It's over...
I'm okay with having my dick sucked by a muslim.EAP wrote:These Muslim women are fuckin Gorgeous, and I heard they worship the cock.
- Sat Mar 14, 2020 2:11 pm
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: Sarah Palin making a comeback...
- Replies: 10
- Views: 2253
Re: Sarah Palin making a comeback...
Sorry, mate.Screw_Michigan wrote: ↑Sat Mar 14, 2020 1:12 pmMaybe you could click preview before you mash submit.
- Sat Mar 14, 2020 12:53 pm
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: Sarah Palin making a comeback...
- Replies: 10
- Views: 2253
Re: Sarah Palin making a comeback...
I wish I could have blown a load on each of her bare shoulders.
- Wed Mar 11, 2020 1:27 pm
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: Biden melts the fuck down
- Replies: 22
- Views: 2511
Re: Biden melts the fuck down
It would be funny if secret service agents hog tied Derron and then threw him off a 3rd floor balcony.smackaholic wrote:You mean you would have tried to bitch slap him and a SS goon would have you facedown on the floor before you knew what happened.
- Tue Mar 10, 2020 12:47 pm
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: This place...
- Replies: 142
- Views: 19332
Re: This place... (NSFW) !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
It would be good if an angry flamingo fucked him out in the middle of the road.Softball Bat wrote: ↑Tue Mar 10, 2020 12:17 pm He should be banned, castrated, and his balls should be hung from the rafters of T1B arena.
- Mon Mar 09, 2020 1:57 am
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: Adjust Your Clocks
- Replies: 15
- Views: 1793
Re: Adjust Your Clocks
Is that the same as pillow biter?
- Sun Mar 08, 2020 12:27 am
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: My package from China
- Replies: 19
- Views: 3485
Re: My package from China
A lot of you became aroused because the thread title says "my package."
- Wed Mar 04, 2020 2:20 am
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: 24hr gyms
- Replies: 31
- Views: 3088
Re: 24hr gyms
It sounds like he is a beta faggot. To each his own.Softball Bat wrote:KC Scott met up with ucant, and many in here noticed that he was a bit overly-impressed with ucant's muscular build.
- Tue Mar 03, 2020 1:42 am
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: 24hr gyms
- Replies: 31
- Views: 3088
Re: 24hr gyms
In the past you could always count on the gym as a place where you could go to check out some fine young ass. Now it's a place where fags are roaming around looking for a dick to suck. What the hell?Mikey wrote:and meeting place for desperate fags
- Mon Mar 02, 2020 3:48 pm
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: Mayor Pete has just dropped out...
- Replies: 19
- Views: 3150
Re: Mayor Pete has just dropped out...
Most of these kind of women love the idea of turning guys into fags. Enlarging the cuckold pool is beneficial for women.Softball Bat wrote:He is a hero to college "educated" women
- Mon Mar 02, 2020 2:42 am
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: Mayor Pete has just dropped out...
- Replies: 19
- Views: 3150
Re: Mayor Pete has just dropped out...
I'm glad the little faggot lost.
- Tue Feb 25, 2020 2:41 pm
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: A 9-year-old?
- Replies: 14
- Views: 2348
Re: A 9-year-old?
Pete's husband's name is Chasten, which is one of those sissy names parents saddle their boy with if they are hoping that he'll one day turn into a faggot.
- Tue Feb 18, 2020 12:23 pm
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: Bernie Ad
- Replies: 65
- Views: 4634
Re: Bernie Ad
The Democrats have rolled out two Jews, two women, one fairy, and one regular white man. What the hell has happened?
Oh well, as long as I can still get a blowjob and a sandwich I guess everything will be fine.
Oh well, as long as I can still get a blowjob and a sandwich I guess everything will be fine.
- Mon Feb 17, 2020 4:29 am
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: Cuts like a knife?
- Replies: 4
- Views: 637
Re: Cuts like a knife?
I would tit fuck her without having to think twice about it.Softball Bat wrote:
Six beers in, would Dinsdale?
- Mon Feb 17, 2020 2:36 am
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: Are Pickle and Eat a Penis gay ?
- Replies: 38
- Views: 3486
Re: Are Pickle and Eat a Penis gay ?
Both of them are definitely homosexual.
- Sun Feb 16, 2020 1:58 pm
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: Elton John has AIDS
- Replies: 22
- Views: 2656
Elton John has AIDS
He will be circling the drain soon. They claim "pneumonia" caused him to hobble off stage in the middle of his show in New Zealand. https://www.nzherald.co.nz/entertainment/news/article.cfm?c_id=1501119&objectid=12308867 Too many loads down the throat brought on "pneumonia." ...
- Sun Feb 16, 2020 1:51 pm
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: Fag bashing
- Replies: 15
- Views: 1981
Re: Fag bashing
https://i.postimg.cc/gJkQBfbY/ketchum3.jpg I would forfeit 3 months pay to be allowed 5 minutes to hump her his ass. FUCK! Slap is now insatiably curious, yet fearful for his personal safety. It's OK, Slap. You can fuck that guy up the ass, if you want. He will probably insist on a reach around, th...
- Sat Feb 15, 2020 3:00 am
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: Fag bashing
- Replies: 15
- Views: 1981
Re: Fag bashing
It's no different from a few years ago in the Democrat socialist cities where blacks and Hispanics played "the knockout game". Looking specifically for whites to knock out. Sucker punching white people. Left wing socialists probably loved it. But I'm not talking about whether it is good o...
- Sat Feb 15, 2020 2:44 am
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: Fag bashing
- Replies: 15
- Views: 1981
Fag bashing
I was at a family dinner this week. About 10 people were there and one of them was a cousin of mine that I rarely see. We were all at the dinner table having light conversation and then out of nowhere this cousin of mine said, "I was reading in the newspaper this week about a trend at the local...
- Tue Feb 11, 2020 12:04 pm
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: The Dim debate tonight
- Replies: 80
- Views: 3863
Re: The Dim debate tonight
I would never vote for a faggot for president.mvscal wrote:Who will they go with? Wee Petey Buttplug the Cum-swilling McKinsey & Co. corporate sociopath?
- Mon Feb 10, 2020 11:54 am
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: Fox News vs Libtards
- Replies: 6
- Views: 1103
Re: Fox News vs Libtards
I turn on Fox whenever I want to work up a good load.
- Thu Feb 06, 2020 11:18 am
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: Dems manage to screw up Iowa caucuses...
- Replies: 35
- Views: 4331
Re: Dems manage to screw up Iowa caucuses...
Mayor Pete won, right?
Which one is going to get pregnant?
Which one is going to get pregnant?
- Tue Feb 04, 2020 3:09 am
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: Perspective on the Coronavirus
- Replies: 30
- Views: 2593
Re: Perspective on the Coronavirus
I've kept a small bottle of Jergens in my pocket for years. I sneak into a bathroom and squeeze one off at least a couple of times a week.Left Seater wrote: ↑Mon Feb 03, 2020 11:13 pm Small hand sanitizer squeeze bottles are a thing these days. Just saying. They will easily fit in your pocket.
- Thu Jan 30, 2020 4:48 am
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: Rate this 82nd Airborne Female Paratrooper
- Replies: 99
- Views: 9039
Re: Rate this 82nd Airborne Female Paratrooper
I would forfeit 3 months pay to be allowed 5 minutes to hump her ass. FUCK!
- Wed Jan 29, 2020 2:11 pm
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: Doom
- Replies: 3344
- Views: 910884
Re: Doom
I jerk off 6 to 8 times a week but am confident I could impregnate a woman if I chose to. There is just a lot of good shit on the internet. Damn!
- Thu Jan 23, 2020 2:35 am
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: Best Way to Plan a trip to Europe/Africa/Asia/South America
- Replies: 35
- Views: 3210
Re: Best Way to Plan a trip to Europe/Africa/Asia/South America
Bent over and just waiting for someone to come over and plow her ass. Damn!
GMJO!
- Tue Jan 21, 2020 1:28 pm
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: Foul Balls
- Replies: 6
- Views: 741
Re: Foul Balls
This man should not have been fired. He two handed his junk and then rubbed somebody's hamburger bun. Get over it. Nobody will die from that or even get an illness. Sometimes I order a pizza and then lay back all night and watch lesbian porn while eating nachos and pizza with the same hands that I a...
- Thu Jan 16, 2020 4:21 am
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: Have you seen Finland’s new government ?
- Replies: 59
- Views: 2380
Re: Have you seen Finland’s new government ?
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/EOWcWnYXUAEx52e?format=jpg&name=medium I would put #4 up on top of that table and plow her jackhammer style in front of the other women. I would pull out and blow my nut into the purple centerpiece flowers, wipe my cock on the drapes behind them, and then exit after ...
- Mon Jan 06, 2020 3:52 pm
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: Have you seen Finland’s new government ?
- Replies: 59
- Views: 2380
Re: Have you seen Finland’s new government ?
#1 would get my dick up her ass so that I don't have to look at her face. #2 would be a great tit fuck after the 2:00 bar closing. #3 is a reasonable piece of ass who could get herself drilled hard missionary style multiple times. #4 is a "kitchenly" type and would be dripping my sperm whi...
- Thu Jan 02, 2020 11:50 am
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: This explains the whole Nazi schtick anyway
- Replies: 67
- Views: 4101
Re: This explains the whole Nazi schtick anyway
There should be more male feminists. More pussy for me.Derron wrote:male feminist
- Sat Dec 28, 2019 12:22 pm
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: The new sanctuary cities...
- Replies: 65
- Views: 14372
Re: The new sanctuary cities...
It would be good if authorities did you that way.Derron wrote:Summary execution by the side of the road ?
- Thu Dec 26, 2019 12:22 pm
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: How did Softball’s stock advice go...
- Replies: 45
- Views: 1947
Re: How did Softball’s stock advice go...
EAP likes to be black maled.Softball Bat wrote:blackmailed
- Tue Dec 24, 2019 11:53 am
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: Electric Powered Flight
- Replies: 94
- Views: 6568
Re: Electric Powered Flight
I have morning wood. My penis is telling me to fuck. FUCK!!
:brad:
- Sat Dec 21, 2019 5:01 am
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: Perspectives on Impeachment
- Replies: 67
- Views: 25229
Re: Perspectives on Impeachment
I'll be good with you taking the first bullet to the forehead.schmick wrote:Whatever gets us closer to civil war, Im good with.
- Thu Dec 19, 2019 11:43 am
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: GET IN HERE!!!!
- Replies: 28
- Views: 3359
- Mon Dec 16, 2019 11:54 am
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: How will Mitch handle the Impeachment trial?
- Replies: 43
- Views: 3087
Re: How will Mitch handle the Impeachment trial?
You would suck Einstein's cock.EAP wrote:You are a low IQ cocksucker.
- Sat Dec 14, 2019 3:10 pm
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: Where does Bloomberg find his lane?
- Replies: 71
- Views: 6057
Re: Where does Bloomberg find his lane?
That's an average heterosexual man. Watch women wiggle and jiggle around, and then have one of them come over and suck your dick.EAP wrote:It's already known he views women as sex objects and pieces of meat for his consumption.
- Fri Dec 13, 2019 3:47 pm
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: EAP OWNS this place!
- Replies: 42
- Views: 4138
Re: EAP OWNS this place!
You have always wanted to give him a blowjob.EAP wrote:No black or white or asian or injun can match the soul depth and diversity of the king.