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- Mon Apr 01, 2024 11:40 pm
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: neck tattoo
- Replies: 28
- Views: 1920
neck tattoo
When I see someone with a neck tattoo, I know that person has given up on life. I usually try to go to another room to get away from such an individual. In an odd way, I am thankful these quitters decorate themselves this way. The societal misfits and dregs openly identify themselves, and we did not...
- Thu Feb 23, 2023 2:09 pm
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: Watching the LPGA Thailand
- Replies: 17
- Views: 590
Re: Watching the LPGA Thailand
I like to beat off to Asian female golfers.
- Sat Aug 21, 2021 2:26 pm
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: Naomi Osaka withdraws from the French Open
- Replies: 243
- Views: 36414
Re: Naomi Osaka withdraws from the French Open
- Thu Jul 22, 2021 1:25 pm
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: Doom
- Replies: 3360
- Views: 919621
Re: Doom
Post her answer. Ok, here is my text to her and her reply: People who are not vaccinated are walking petri dishes, and are enabling the virus to mutate and evolve. Question: are people who are fully vaccinated likewise walking petri dishes? Yes* *bacteria on Petri dishes need the right conditions t...
- Sun Jul 11, 2021 2:26 pm
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: Wimbledon Semi-finals
- Replies: 21
- Views: 1903
Re: Wimbledon Semi-finals
What about the chicks? I like how Wimbledon enforces the virgin white dress code for these whores. When that Ashleigh Barty chick won match point she went to a prolonged squat and you could see her pantied crotch. I imagined that was our wedding night and she was assuming the position to bring me g...
- Tue Jul 06, 2021 1:08 pm
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: Five Questions
- Replies: 15
- Views: 2933
Re: Five Questions
Excellent selection.Mikey wrote: ↑Mon Jul 05, 2021 11:20 pm5. PussySoftball Bat wrote: ↑Mon Jul 05, 2021 9:25 am 1. A movie about your life is being made. What actor (or actress) should play you?
2. Name 7 states you have not been to.
3. Shaken or stirred?
4. What was the worst day of your college life?
5. What would you order for your last meal?
- Thu Jul 01, 2021 1:34 pm
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: Bill Cosby Day
- Replies: 20
- Views: 2853
Re: Bill Cosby Day
I bet the Cos already has some tail lined up.
- Sun Jun 13, 2021 1:09 pm
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: Your message to a future generation
- Replies: 42
- Views: 12937
Re: Your message to a future generation
Jeffrey Toobin It was wonderful to see him back on television. It is inspirational to know that even a public jackoff can have a seat at the table. This is why people hate "the media," CNN and cable news. You're telling me there aren't millions of highly qualified lawyers in the US who ha...
- Fri Jun 11, 2021 12:36 pm
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: Your message to a future generation
- Replies: 42
- Views: 12937
Re: Your message to a future generation
It was wonderful to see him back on television. It is inspirational to know that even a public jackoff can have a seat at the table.Softball Bat wrote:Jeffrey Toobin
- Thu Jun 10, 2021 12:07 am
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: What did Nixon say?
- Replies: 2
- Views: 659
Re: What did Nixon say?
That guy has had a lot of sperm hammered into his ass.
- Mon Jun 07, 2021 1:53 pm
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: Meet George Jetson...
- Replies: 4
- Views: 910
Re: Meet George Jetson...
I spanked it off to daughter Judy a few times.
- Wed Jun 02, 2021 1:11 am
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: Naomi Osaka withdraws from the French Open
- Replies: 243
- Views: 36414
Re: Naomi Osaka withdraws from the French Open
If it is too much for her to meet with the media they should work out a creative solution for the young lady. After the first round she could go to a back room and fellate the head tennis writer from the NY Times. After round two she could do the same for the dude from the BBC. And so on. I'm good a...
- Tue Jun 01, 2021 1:38 pm
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: WWLSD?
- Replies: 88
- Views: 11589
Re: WWLSD?
What "duties" did the female co-pilot perform?Softball Bat wrote:As the plane continued its flight, Haak further engaged in inappropriate conduct in the cockpit, as the first officer continued to perform her duties as an assigned aircrew member
- Thu May 27, 2021 12:54 am
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: Happy Birthday Robert Zimmerman
- Replies: 6
- Views: 1372
- Fri May 21, 2021 1:29 pm
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: Biden/Liberal Bullshit...
- Replies: 1193
- Views: 280505
Re: Biden/Liberal Bullshit...
One of my sons lived in San Francisco for college, and I paid him well under $40k/year for living expenses. He was not living like a king, but he was not "living in poverty." My other son lived in Los Angeles after high school, and worked at a job that paid him less than $40k/year. Like h...
- Wed May 19, 2021 12:43 pm
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: Signature Song
- Replies: 28
- Views: 5747
Re: Signature Song
Men who listen to Chicago are as queer as the day is long.smackaholic wrote:But can we agree that picking any post Terry Kath love ballad from Chicago makes you a fag?
- Wed May 19, 2021 12:40 pm
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: Are you in the 6%?
- Replies: 22
- Views: 4930
Re: Are you in the 6%?
I'd like to see a few of the board members get worked over by a goose.smackaholic wrote:Pretty sure I could kick a goose's ass
- Sat May 15, 2021 1:32 pm
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: Rady Shell
- Replies: 9
- Views: 1528
- Wed May 12, 2021 2:27 pm
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: She used to be hot
- Replies: 14
- Views: 1878
Re: She used to be hot
I spilled some loads to her.
Her name alone usually gave me wood.
Her name alone usually gave me wood.
- Thu May 06, 2021 3:16 am
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: A thread for things that don't warrant their own thread
- Replies: 1453
- Views: 537567
Re: A thread for things that don't warrant their own thread
smackaholic wrote:And being a heaux is one of the oldest business transactions there is.
That's true. Mark me down as being in favor of legalized whoring. Men have been paying to have their dick sucked from time immemorial.
- Wed May 05, 2021 2:43 pm
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: The Good Doctor
- Replies: 21
- Views: 5362
Re: The Good Doctor
I bet both of them got to hump one of the Laker Girls after each win.Dnsdale wrote:Earvin Johnson and Norm Nixon
- Thu Apr 29, 2021 11:47 am
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: Caitlyn Jenner Running for Governator
- Replies: 24
- Views: 3582
Re: Caitlyn Jenner Running for Governator
One of life's underrated pleasures.Left Seater wrote:whore step daughters
- Sun Apr 25, 2021 12:34 am
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: Caitlyn Jenner Running for Governator
- Replies: 24
- Views: 3582
Re: Caitlyn Jenner Running for Governator
Once you have choked on a lot of cock you have met all requirements to enter California politics.
- Sat Apr 24, 2021 2:31 pm
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: Cal
- Replies: 136
- Views: 26036
Re: Cal
That's a quality vacation.ML@Coyote wrote:watching porn and jerking off in your hotel bed
- Sat Apr 24, 2021 2:25 pm
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: Chauvin verdict
- Replies: 64
- Views: 7808
Re: Chauvin verdict
That guy has swallowed a lot of sperm.
- Sun Apr 18, 2021 10:51 pm
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: What up Mofos??? Let’s talk about some shit.
- Replies: 69
- Views: 15164
Re: What up Mofos??? Let’s talk about some shit.
Men like smackaholic usually have desperately unsatisfied wives who are regularly getting banged by a very dark mandingo on the sly.
- Sun Apr 18, 2021 12:06 am
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: Covid burial expenses
- Replies: 2
- Views: 2028
Re: Covid burial expenses
Transportation for two? What if I come alone?Transportation for up to two individuals to identify the deceased individual
Will FEMA pay for my hotel and a hooker? They need to be flexible here.
- Wed Apr 14, 2021 1:09 pm
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: Another example of cops being dicks...
- Replies: 19
- Views: 2687
Re: Another example of cops being dicks...
I hope she had her top off and was down by the floor mat when the man came back to the car.Wolfman wrote:An old NY State Trooper friend told me of being on call with a female trooper for a bar brawl. He told her to stay in the car while he went in to get things under control.
- Fri Apr 09, 2021 12:37 am
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: United...
- Replies: 12
- Views: 2142
Re: United...
I knew the airlines were fucked the day I looked up from my seat and some dude was asking me if I wanted peanuts. Wtf? No more in-flight erections. Shit!
- Tue Apr 06, 2021 12:02 pm
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: the Kardashians don't want you to see this pic
- Replies: 0
- Views: 18119
Re: the Kardashians don't want you to see this pic
Hard? That's a HARD yes for me.Jsc810 wrote:All yours, that's a hard no for me.
I'd worry about herpes later.
- Tue Mar 23, 2021 1:02 pm
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: March Madness 2021
- Replies: 33
- Views: 5948
Re: March Madness 2021
I'll circle my calendar for it.Softball Bat wrote:a whore show
- Sun Mar 21, 2021 2:32 pm
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: He was run!
- Replies: 11
- Views: 2712
Re: He was run!
He has most likely died of AIDS.
- Mon Mar 15, 2021 3:09 pm
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: Drew Brees...
- Replies: 2
- Views: 590
Re: Drew Brees...
Whenever Drew Brees enters the building Saints management will probably send a cheerleader there to take him to a private room and service him.Softball Bat wrote:Will never have to show his ID to enter the Superdome.
- Fri Mar 12, 2021 12:12 pm
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: "I quit!!"
- Replies: 20
- Views: 2278
Re: "I quit!!"
I bet she would be a wild fuck.Softball Bat wrote:Meghan Markle
- Thu Mar 04, 2021 2:08 pm
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: Trump/GOP bullshit
- Replies: 4608
- Views: 1143939
- Wed Mar 03, 2021 12:37 pm
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: No threads about Cummo?
- Replies: 34
- Views: 3242
Re: No threads about Cummo?
Wait a minute. Hold the phone. What?Papa Willie wrote:He was wanting to piss in their buttholes.
Did they want that? I'm not a MD, but that doesn't sound very healthy.
- Wed Mar 03, 2021 2:48 am
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: No threads about Cummo?
- Replies: 34
- Views: 3242
Re: No threads about Cummo?
Did Cuomo grope some women? It easily happens in an office work environment. You hand a young intern a document for her to go copy. You give her an assuring pat on the shoulder, or down the side of her body as you relax your arm. Your hand grazes her buttock. Next thing you know you are accused of m...
- Fri Feb 26, 2021 3:13 am
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: Mr. Mister?
- Replies: 33
- Views: 5755
Re: Mr. Mister?
If she has large cans I can still get into it.
- Wed Feb 24, 2021 1:35 pm
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: Transcendent Sports Figures
- Replies: 93
- Views: 11659
Re: Transcendent Sports Figures
I wanted to lay wood to each of them.Softball Bat wrote:Hingis (16), Austin (16), Graf (17), Seles (16), Evert (19)
- Fri Feb 12, 2021 12:52 pm
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: Tony Romo jizzed himself
- Replies: 1
- Views: 588
Re: Tony Romo jizzed himself
That's definitely a cum spot. I've had it happen. It's just a drag for Tony that it had to happen on national television. At least he didn't get caught jerking off. Things would have gotten out of hand then.