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by Dick Fuckington
Sat Feb 13, 2021 9:07 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Trump/GOP bullshit
Replies: 4565
Views: 653276

Re: Trump/GOP bullshit

I’m confused. Does this mean Trump is President again?
by Dick Fuckington
Tue Feb 09, 2021 7:37 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Dear Bill
Replies: 22
Views: 2953

Re: Dear Bill

Slap wrote: Tue Feb 09, 2021 12:43 pm
Dick Fuckington wrote: Mon Feb 08, 2021 8:59 pm I liked it better when Bildo Clinton was in office and I could read about his dirty sex in the paper every morning.
We need a president with a tight 20-something year old daughter that we can spend a lot of time looking at.
And hopefully there are nudes of her on the internet
by Dick Fuckington
Mon Feb 08, 2021 9:06 pm
Forum: NFL
Topic: @KC Paul
Replies: 12
Views: 7939

Re: @KC Paul

Like I mentioned on .net yesterday - times have certainly changed on the smack boards ..... From a smack board perspective, I really wish this could have happened 20 years ago. Back then, the KC clones, aka The Defenders of the Red Faith, ruled the old NFL forum of Smack Chat III. We would talk shi...
by Dick Fuckington
Mon Feb 08, 2021 8:59 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Dear Bill
Replies: 22
Views: 2953

Re: Dear Bill

I liked it better when Bildo Clinton was in office and I could read about his dirty sex in the paper every morning.
by Dick Fuckington
Thu Feb 04, 2021 4:08 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Tesla tumbled 60* bucks this morning
Replies: 219
Views: 23908

Re: Tesla tumbled 60* bucks this morning

I bought cardboard when it was 14 cents a ton. Now it’s up to 16 cents and I bought three tons of it. You do the math.
by Dick Fuckington
Thu Jan 28, 2021 3:38 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: RIP Maryanne
Replies: 34
Views: 4243

Re: RIP Maryanne

I guess, y'all. It's just that the tub is right there. How fucking tall does your Wilt Chamberlain ass have to be as a teen to go for the sink, instead of the tub/shower? Even easier to clean. I mean, damn, plus missing out on the brownie points from Mom because you're keeping clean instead of goin...
by Dick Fuckington
Thu Jan 28, 2021 3:36 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: RIP Maryanne
Replies: 34
Views: 4243

Re: RIP Maryanne

Why are you pointing your dick down??! The floor? That's not normal, man. It’s just like the gravitational force on your tits. You don’t need to push em to the floor, they headed that way anyhow. Yeah. A reduction would probably do a world of good. But that's ultimately vanity, if no cancer is foun...
by Dick Fuckington
Mon Jan 18, 2021 7:28 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: RIP Maryanne
Replies: 34
Views: 4243

Re: RIP Maryanne

I guess, y'all. It's just that the tub is right there. How fucking tall does your Wilt Chamberlain ass have to be as a teen to go for the sink, instead of the tub/shower? Even easier to clean. I mean, damn, plus missing out on the brownie points from Mom because you're keeping clean instead of goin...
by Dick Fuckington
Thu Jan 14, 2021 8:52 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: RIP Maryanne
Replies: 34
Views: 4243

Re: RIP Maryanne

Dinsdale wrote: Wed Jan 06, 2021 5:35 am
Screw_Michigan wrote: Tue Jan 05, 2021 1:48 pm
You jerked off in the sink?
No muss, no fuss.
Sometimes in the sink. Other times the bathroom floor looked like the bottom of a parakeet’s cage.
by Dick Fuckington
Tue Jan 05, 2021 4:29 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: RIP Maryanne
Replies: 34
Views: 4243

Re: RIP Maryanne

I blew many ropey loadZ into the sink as a teenager after watching both Mary Ann and Ginger.
by Dick Fuckington
Sat Nov 10, 2018 3:41 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: The tolerant Left
Replies: 33
Views: 1768

Re: The tolerant Left

You are one of the anti-fascist fascists who have tiny biceps and get yelled out by your mom when you get home to the basement at her house I bet. Fucking Faggot.
by Dick Fuckington
Sat Nov 10, 2018 3:36 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Too racist, even for Fox News
Replies: 38
Views: 1307

Re: Too racist, even for Fox News

He’s too fucking dumb because he has been indoctrinated his entire life in public school and watching the mainstream media. Poor stupid bastard.
by Dick Fuckington
Thu Nov 08, 2018 10:38 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Too racist, even for Fox News
Replies: 38
Views: 1307

Re: Too racist, even for Fox News

Stop pretending you can read
by Dick Fuckington
Thu Nov 08, 2018 9:49 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Thank you Sam Francisco
Replies: 21
Views: 1733

Re: Thank you Sam Francisco

Papa Willie wrote:Even Dawson, GA doesn't have people shitting on it's streets. :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
I like shitting in hampers.

- Sincerely, Najeh Davenport #MeTwo
by Dick Fuckington
Thu Nov 08, 2018 9:36 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Too racist, even for Fox News
Replies: 38
Views: 1307

Re: Too racist, even for Fox News

Trump just keeps on winning and dumbshit Dems can't understand why he keeps fulfilling every promise he made while campaigning.
by Dick Fuckington
Fri Dec 15, 2017 8:05 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Net neutrality repealed
Replies: 79
Views: 3796

Re: Net neutrality repealed

This news is no problem for me. I bought bars of internet years ago and buried them in my yard.
by Dick Fuckington
Fri Nov 10, 2017 4:32 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: UCLA U Clowns Loot Again
Replies: 21
Views: 1998

Re: UCLA U Clowns Loot Again

How many steals did LiAngelo get? Also, LaMelo’s chiclets look like Chaka’s from “Land Of Lost”
by Dick Fuckington
Tue Oct 24, 2017 7:58 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Would you hit it?
Replies: 73
Views: 2924

Re: Would you hit it?

Screw_Michigan wrote:My friend just dropped $325 to have someone fix his washer.

I've dropped..........$0 having to fix a washer.

Rack me.
#MeTwo

Sincerely,

Najeh Davenport
by Dick Fuckington
Thu Oct 12, 2017 3:04 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: USA Eliminated From The World Cup
Replies: 55
Views: 2777

Re: USA Eliminated From The World Cup

Is there an NIT version of the World Cup so the US can still play?

Fuck soccer.
by Dick Fuckington
Mon Jul 10, 2017 9:20 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Remember when mvscal said...
Replies: 74
Views: 2902

Re: Remember when mvscal said...

Goober McTuber wrote:I guess orange is the new black.
Not in my office. Tyrone is.