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by Softball Bat
Tue Nov 07, 2017 12:11 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Watch the markets Monday
Replies: 37
Views: 1432

Re: Watch the markets Monday

If you've got money in equities, your anus is poised for a very good workout.




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:popcorn:
by Softball Bat
Tue Nov 07, 2017 9:31 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Manafort charged
Replies: 69
Views: 4848

Re: Manafort charged

Good point. We just completed 8 years with an unprepared idiot who WAS corrupt. Feel better, underachiever? This is true. Bush's incompetence gave us Soetoro's bogus Hope and Change . Soetoro's disasters (doubled national debt, etc., etc.) gave us Donald's bogus Make America Great Again . Whoever f...
by Softball Bat
Mon Nov 06, 2017 11:33 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Rank the shitholes T1B posters live in
Replies: 122
Views: 7068

Re: Rank the shitholes T1B posters live in

Mikey wrote:I've been to Houston a couple of times on business. My impression was that it's flat, crowded, it smells bad and the water tastes like petroleum.


It's VERY hot and humid, also.

A six month summer that is just flat out oppressive.


Cheap housing, though.
That is true.
by Softball Bat
Mon Nov 06, 2017 3:55 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Why...
Replies: 57
Views: 16711

Re: Why...

Sounds at least as likely as Rand mowing his own lawn.
by Softball Bat
Mon Nov 06, 2017 3:53 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Rank the shitholes T1B posters live in
Replies: 122
Views: 7068

Re: Rank the shitholes T1B posters live in

7. Poptard--Seoul Seoul is an international city and most would be interested in visiting. It's not a place where most (or all) of you would to live, however. It is one of the most densely-populated cities in the world and it feels that way. A man needs some elbow room. You're not finding it in Seo...
by Softball Bat
Mon Nov 06, 2017 3:06 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Why...
Replies: 57
Views: 16711

Re: Why...

Btw, does Rand Paul mow his own lawn? Really? I haven't seen his house, but I have to imagine that he's got a decent sized (at least) lawn. He's fairly busy, he's kind of an elite guy, and does he really do this kind of "grunt" work around his house? No lawn service for Rand? I dunno. Just...
by Softball Bat
Mon Nov 06, 2017 2:59 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Why...
Replies: 57
Views: 16711

Re: Why...

You're right.

Five busted ribs is no joke.

It could lead to -----> death.
by Softball Bat
Mon Nov 06, 2017 2:52 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Why...
Replies: 57
Views: 16711

Why...

did Rand Paul get the cr@p kicked out of him? His neighbor (a doctor) thumped him pretty severely in his own yard -- while he was mowing his lawn. Allegedly. Five rib fractures including 3 displaced fractures? Shit, man. Hard core. http://media.npr.org/assets/img/2017/11/06/ap_17309055979908_vert-94...
by Softball Bat
Mon Nov 06, 2017 12:21 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Texas Church shootings
Replies: 108
Views: 6601

Re: Texas Church shootings

smackaholic wrote:Would have been nice if some of those folks in the church were armed as well.
Yeah, wonderful.



Time to worship the Lord.

Bring your...

Bible
Hymnal
Firearm
by Softball Bat
Sun Nov 05, 2017 10:29 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Watch the markets Monday
Replies: 37
Views: 1432

Re: Watch the markets Monday

Wtf?? :shock: Saudi Helicopter Carrying 8 High-Ranking Officials & Prince Bin-Muqrin Crashed Near Yemen Border - All Dead The shocking latest twist in what has been a chaotic weekend in Saudi Arabia is news that a helicopter transporting 8 high-ranking Saudi officials (including prince Mansour b...
by Softball Bat
Sun Nov 05, 2017 7:21 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Watch the markets Monday
Replies: 37
Views: 1432

Watch the markets Monday

Billionaire prince among dozens arrested in Saudi sweep https://i0.wp.com/www.y-oman.com/cms/wp-content/uploads/2017/06/Mohammed-bin-Salman.jpg?resize=600%2C388&ssl=1 RIYADH, Saudi Arabia — Saudi Arabia has arrested dozens of princes and former government ministers, including a well-known billi...
by Softball Bat
Sun Nov 05, 2017 7:02 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Manafort charged
Replies: 69
Views: 4848

Re: Manafort charged

I think 88's rationale is that Clintoon would have been hell on earth, and if the conservatives don't vote for the "lesser of two evils," hell on earth would be realized.

I understand it.


I also understand that he placed a vote for Don.
He backed him.

He owns it.
by Softball Bat
Sun Nov 05, 2017 5:35 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: J.F.K. blown away, what else do I have to say?
Replies: 63
Views: 4803

Re: J.F.K. blown away, what else do I have to say?

https://pbs.twimg.com/profile_images/512138307870785536/Fe00yVS2_bigger.png WikiLeaks ‏ @wikileaks CIA violates Trump's promise to release JFK files with only names+addresses redacted. Most pages entirely blank e.g https://t.co/2Co0bHzMe2 rotf... Donald bullshitted again. Wow, who could have predic...
by Softball Bat
Sun Nov 05, 2017 5:00 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Manafort charged
Replies: 69
Views: 4848

Re: Manafort charged

88, you voted for Don.

You endorsed him.
Period.


If there is nobody worthy of a vote, simply do not participate.
If nobody participates, guess what?

The parties die.


They've count on sheep like you for a long time.
It's why the system is FUBAR.
by Softball Bat
Sat Nov 04, 2017 9:58 am
Forum: NFL
Topic: 3BB: Week 8 Results and Week 9 Lines
Replies: 7
Views: 1340

Re: 3BB: Week 8 Results and Week 9 Lines

SF +2 over AZ
NO - 7 over TB
by Softball Bat
Fri Nov 03, 2017 6:21 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: In his dome
Replies: 138
Views: 11822

Re: In his dome

Donald was -----> RUN! Departing Twitter employee temporarily deactivates Trump's account WASHINGTON — A Twitter customer support worker who was on his or her last day on the job deactivated President Donald Trump's account for a few minutes Thursday evening, the social media company reported. Short...
by Softball Bat
Thu Nov 02, 2017 11:23 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: World Series Thread
Replies: 64
Views: 4350

Re: World Series Thread

Fucking bandwagon fan. Way to out yourself there. " My favorite team for 40 years, yet I cannot name a single player for the last 10 years. " :lol: :lol: Definitely not a bandwagon fan, Goober. I'm not a fan at all. I -----> was <----- an Astro fan for 40 years. I stopped watching and sto...
by Softball Bat
Thu Nov 02, 2017 12:35 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: World Series Thread
Replies: 64
Views: 4350

Re: World Series Thread

RACK the Astros!
My favorite team for about 40 years.

The last 10+ years I haven't even been able to name a single player.

But RACK them anyway.
by Softball Bat
Thu Nov 02, 2017 12:33 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Thanksgiving grub
Replies: 52
Views: 4065

Re: Thanksgiving grub

Let me guess...

You only eat nails?
by Softball Bat
Thu Nov 02, 2017 12:40 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: What if you were married to this woman?
Replies: 42
Views: 1630

Re: What if you were married to this woman?

schmuck wrote:who will then take over control of the man's life.
Only if you are a cuck.

Your hyper-tough-guy postings lead any reasonable person to conclude that you are one.
by Softball Bat
Wed Nov 01, 2017 2:46 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: So nobody's going to talk about
Replies: 30
Views: 506

Re: So nobody's going to talk about

I got it, Mikey, but didn't want to comment.

Had assumed Biggie stole your password.





:wink:
by Softball Bat
Wed Nov 01, 2017 7:30 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: So nobody's going to talk about
Replies: 30
Views: 506

Re: So nobody's going to talk about

schmuck wrote:Time to ban all Muslims from US shores
The constitution is not very important.
by Softball Bat
Wed Nov 01, 2017 6:30 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Predict...
Replies: 31
Views: 2445

Re: Predict...

Spooky happenings.








:|
by Softball Bat
Tue Oct 31, 2017 11:33 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Where else do genitals belong?
Replies: 22
Views: 1043

Re: Where else do genitals belong?

Joe wrote:She probably wants a payday because she has been traumatized. After all she hasn't been able to get his genitals off her mind for over 20 years.....
Right.
What's the big deal?

Some folks in here have genitals placed on their face and it's just another... Friday.
by Softball Bat
Tue Oct 31, 2017 10:57 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Predict...
Replies: 31
Views: 2445

Re: Predict...

Jsc wrote:Image
RACK!
by Softball Bat
Tue Oct 31, 2017 10:39 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Predict...
Replies: 31
Views: 2445

Re: Predict...

Build!
The!
Wall!
by Softball Bat
Tue Oct 31, 2017 4:59 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Predict...
Replies: 31
Views: 2445

Predict...

How many trick-or-treaters (grifters[/Left Seater]) you will have.

It's Halloween here and I have had -----> ZERO goblins.

I predict ZERO.

ZERO fun size! Snickers purchased.




RACK me for not having to pass out food to ingrates!

S. Korea gets it.
by Softball Bat
Tue Oct 31, 2017 4:53 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Where else do genitals belong?
Replies: 22
Views: 1043

Where else do genitals belong?

Peyton Manning accuser speaks out: He lies, had ‘predator’ eyes https://thenypost.files.wordpress.com/2017/10/pmm.jpg?quality=90&strip=all&w=664&h=441&crop=1 The new wave of sexual assault and harassment allegations has inspired Peyton Manning’s accuser to again speak out. Jamie Nau...
by Softball Bat
Tue Oct 31, 2017 4:31 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Ladies of T1B...
Replies: 20
Views: 1474

Re: Ladies of T1B...

MsCJ wrote:No new messages, I'll assume you're all talk.
What's this?

Has one of the "gentlemen" here been wooing you?
by Softball Bat
Tue Oct 31, 2017 2:12 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Ladies of T1B...
Replies: 20
Views: 1474

Re: Ladies of T1B...

Post your pic again, Goober.

Maybe Scott will come back.






:wink:
by Softball Bat
Tue Oct 31, 2017 2:11 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Manafort charged
Replies: 69
Views: 4848

Re: Manafort charged

Diego wrote:Manafort kept records of his collusion activities in his garage.
At least it wasn't his mom's basement.
by Softball Bat
Tue Oct 31, 2017 2:09 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: cleavage
Replies: 13
Views: 1779

Re: cleavage

If Don hires her as the new press secretary I might go onboard with his agenda.
by Softball Bat
Tue Oct 31, 2017 2:08 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: What if you were married to this woman?
Replies: 42
Views: 1630

Re: What if you were married to this woman?

The end is the best part because she kicks her own @ss.



:)
by Softball Bat
Tue Oct 31, 2017 1:32 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: What if you were married to this woman?
Replies: 42
Views: 1630

Re: What if you were married to this woman?

Papa Willie wrote:
http://ulstercountydemocrats.com/candid ... rtz-berky/
Jennifer Schwartz Berky
email: jvberky@gmail.com
mobile: 845-389-2404
:grin:
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by Softball Bat
Mon Oct 30, 2017 12:40 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: What if you were married to this woman?
Replies: 42
Views: 1630

What if you were married to this woman?




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:)






When SM finally gets married it will probably be to someone just like this.


:wink:
by Softball Bat
Mon Oct 30, 2017 10:42 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Happy 500th!
Replies: 20
Views: 445

Re: Happy 500th!

ha!
by Softball Bat
Mon Oct 30, 2017 7:11 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Happy 500th!
Replies: 20
Views: 445

Re: Happy 500th!

Why would anyone here doubt that Dinsdale's great-great-great grandfather was the Archbishop Of Canterbury? :) This glorious "truth" might inspire me to start a new thread. A thread recounting some of the more interesting "truths" we've learned on this board over the years. https...
by Softball Bat
Mon Oct 30, 2017 1:29 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Happy 500th!
Replies: 20
Views: 445

Re: Happy 500th!

Yes.
I blame AlGore for the proliferation of @theists.
by Softball Bat
Sun Oct 29, 2017 9:06 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Happy 500th!
Replies: 20
Views: 445

Happy 500th!

Reformation Day https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Reformation_Day Reformation Day is a Protestant Christian religious holiday celebrated on October 31, alongside All Hallows' Eve (Halloween) during the triduum of Allhallowtide, in remembrance of the onset of the Reformation. Traditionally, 31 October 1...
by Softball Bat
Sun Oct 29, 2017 8:43 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: J.F.K. blown away, what else do I have to say?
Replies: 63
Views: 4803

Re: J.F.K. blown away, what else do I have to say?

I agree. Don says he wants to put conspiracy theories to rest. ummm... Like the birther theories that he pimped for years? Those kind of "conspiracy theories?' In the weeks just prior to the 2016 election, Don just rolled in one day and said, "Barack Obama was born in Hawaii, period,"...