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- Tue Nov 07, 2017 12:11 pm
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: Watch the markets Monday
- Replies: 37
- Views: 1432
- Tue Nov 07, 2017 9:31 am
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: Manafort charged
- Replies: 69
- Views: 4848
Re: Manafort charged
Good point. We just completed 8 years with an unprepared idiot who WAS corrupt. Feel better, underachiever? This is true. Bush's incompetence gave us Soetoro's bogus Hope and Change . Soetoro's disasters (doubled national debt, etc., etc.) gave us Donald's bogus Make America Great Again . Whoever f...
- Mon Nov 06, 2017 11:33 pm
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: Rank the shitholes T1B posters live in
- Replies: 122
- Views: 7068
Re: Rank the shitholes T1B posters live in
Mikey wrote:I've been to Houston a couple of times on business. My impression was that it's flat, crowded, it smells bad and the water tastes like petroleum.
It's VERY hot and humid, also.
A six month summer that is just flat out oppressive.
Cheap housing, though.
That is true.
- Mon Nov 06, 2017 3:55 pm
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: Why...
- Replies: 57
- Views: 16711
Re: Why...
Sounds at least as likely as Rand mowing his own lawn.
- Mon Nov 06, 2017 3:53 pm
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: Rank the shitholes T1B posters live in
- Replies: 122
- Views: 7068
Re: Rank the shitholes T1B posters live in
7. Poptard--Seoul Seoul is an international city and most would be interested in visiting. It's not a place where most (or all) of you would to live, however. It is one of the most densely-populated cities in the world and it feels that way. A man needs some elbow room. You're not finding it in Seo...
- Mon Nov 06, 2017 3:06 pm
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: Why...
- Replies: 57
- Views: 16711
Re: Why...
Btw, does Rand Paul mow his own lawn? Really? I haven't seen his house, but I have to imagine that he's got a decent sized (at least) lawn. He's fairly busy, he's kind of an elite guy, and does he really do this kind of "grunt" work around his house? No lawn service for Rand? I dunno. Just...
- Mon Nov 06, 2017 2:59 pm
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: Why...
- Replies: 57
- Views: 16711
Re: Why...
You're right.
Five busted ribs is no joke.
It could lead to -----> death.
Five busted ribs is no joke.
It could lead to -----> death.
- Mon Nov 06, 2017 2:52 pm
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: Why...
- Replies: 57
- Views: 16711
Why...
did Rand Paul get the cr@p kicked out of him? His neighbor (a doctor) thumped him pretty severely in his own yard -- while he was mowing his lawn. Allegedly. Five rib fractures including 3 displaced fractures? Shit, man. Hard core. http://media.npr.org/assets/img/2017/11/06/ap_17309055979908_vert-94...
- Mon Nov 06, 2017 12:21 pm
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: Texas Church shootings
- Replies: 108
- Views: 6601
Re: Texas Church shootings
Yeah, wonderful.smackaholic wrote:Would have been nice if some of those folks in the church were armed as well.
Time to worship the Lord.
Bring your...
Bible
Hymnal
Firearm
- Sun Nov 05, 2017 10:29 pm
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: Watch the markets Monday
- Replies: 37
- Views: 1432
Re: Watch the markets Monday
Wtf?? :shock: Saudi Helicopter Carrying 8 High-Ranking Officials & Prince Bin-Muqrin Crashed Near Yemen Border - All Dead The shocking latest twist in what has been a chaotic weekend in Saudi Arabia is news that a helicopter transporting 8 high-ranking Saudi officials (including prince Mansour b...
- Sun Nov 05, 2017 7:21 am
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: Watch the markets Monday
- Replies: 37
- Views: 1432
Watch the markets Monday
Billionaire prince among dozens arrested in Saudi sweep https://i0.wp.com/www.y-oman.com/cms/wp-content/uploads/2017/06/Mohammed-bin-Salman.jpg?resize=600%2C388&ssl=1 RIYADH, Saudi Arabia — Saudi Arabia has arrested dozens of princes and former government ministers, including a well-known billi...
- Sun Nov 05, 2017 7:02 am
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: Manafort charged
- Replies: 69
- Views: 4848
Re: Manafort charged
I think 88's rationale is that Clintoon would have been hell on earth, and if the conservatives don't vote for the "lesser of two evils," hell on earth would be realized.
I understand it.
I also understand that he placed a vote for Don.
He backed him.
He owns it.
I understand it.
I also understand that he placed a vote for Don.
He backed him.
He owns it.
- Sun Nov 05, 2017 5:35 am
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: J.F.K. blown away, what else do I have to say?
- Replies: 63
- Views: 4803
Re: J.F.K. blown away, what else do I have to say?
https://pbs.twimg.com/profile_images/512138307870785536/Fe00yVS2_bigger.png WikiLeaks @wikileaks CIA violates Trump's promise to release JFK files with only names+addresses redacted. Most pages entirely blank e.g https://t.co/2Co0bHzMe2 rotf... Donald bullshitted again. Wow, who could have predic...
- Sun Nov 05, 2017 5:00 am
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: Manafort charged
- Replies: 69
- Views: 4848
Re: Manafort charged
88, you voted for Don.
You endorsed him.
Period.
If there is nobody worthy of a vote, simply do not participate.
If nobody participates, guess what?
The parties die.
They've count on sheep like you for a long time.
It's why the system is FUBAR.
You endorsed him.
Period.
If there is nobody worthy of a vote, simply do not participate.
If nobody participates, guess what?
The parties die.
They've count on sheep like you for a long time.
It's why the system is FUBAR.
- Sat Nov 04, 2017 9:58 am
- Forum: NFL
- Topic: 3BB: Week 8 Results and Week 9 Lines
- Replies: 7
- Views: 1340
Re: 3BB: Week 8 Results and Week 9 Lines
SF +2 over AZ
NO - 7 over TB
NO - 7 over TB
- Fri Nov 03, 2017 6:21 am
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: In his dome
- Replies: 138
- Views: 11822
Re: In his dome
Donald was -----> RUN! Departing Twitter employee temporarily deactivates Trump's account WASHINGTON — A Twitter customer support worker who was on his or her last day on the job deactivated President Donald Trump's account for a few minutes Thursday evening, the social media company reported. Short...
- Thu Nov 02, 2017 11:23 pm
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: World Series Thread
- Replies: 64
- Views: 4350
Re: World Series Thread
Fucking bandwagon fan. Way to out yourself there. " My favorite team for 40 years, yet I cannot name a single player for the last 10 years. " :lol: :lol: Definitely not a bandwagon fan, Goober. I'm not a fan at all. I -----> was <----- an Astro fan for 40 years. I stopped watching and sto...
- Thu Nov 02, 2017 12:35 pm
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: World Series Thread
- Replies: 64
- Views: 4350
Re: World Series Thread
RACK the Astros!
My favorite team for about 40 years.
The last 10+ years I haven't even been able to name a single player.
But RACK them anyway.
My favorite team for about 40 years.
The last 10+ years I haven't even been able to name a single player.
But RACK them anyway.
- Thu Nov 02, 2017 12:33 pm
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: Thanksgiving grub
- Replies: 52
- Views: 4065
Re: Thanksgiving grub
Let me guess...
You only eat nails?
You only eat nails?
- Thu Nov 02, 2017 12:40 am
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: What if you were married to this woman?
- Replies: 42
- Views: 1630
Re: What if you were married to this woman?
Only if you are a cuck.schmuck wrote:who will then take over control of the man's life.
Your hyper-tough-guy postings lead any reasonable person to conclude that you are one.
- Wed Nov 01, 2017 2:46 pm
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: So nobody's going to talk about
- Replies: 30
- Views: 506
Re: So nobody's going to talk about
I got it, Mikey, but didn't want to comment.
Had assumed Biggie stole your password.
:wink:
Had assumed Biggie stole your password.
:wink:
- Wed Nov 01, 2017 7:30 am
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: So nobody's going to talk about
- Replies: 30
- Views: 506
Re: So nobody's going to talk about
The constitution is not very important.schmuck wrote:Time to ban all Muslims from US shores
- Wed Nov 01, 2017 6:30 am
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: Predict...
- Replies: 31
- Views: 2445
Re: Predict...
Spooky happenings.
:|
:|
- Tue Oct 31, 2017 11:33 pm
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: Where else do genitals belong?
- Replies: 22
- Views: 1043
Re: Where else do genitals belong?
Right.Joe wrote:She probably wants a payday because she has been traumatized. After all she hasn't been able to get his genitals off her mind for over 20 years.....
What's the big deal?
Some folks in here have genitals placed on their face and it's just another... Friday.
- Tue Oct 31, 2017 10:57 pm
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: Predict...
- Replies: 31
- Views: 2445
Re: Predict...
RACK!Jsc wrote:
- Tue Oct 31, 2017 10:39 am
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: Predict...
- Replies: 31
- Views: 2445
Re: Predict...
Build!
The!
Wall!
The!
Wall!
- Tue Oct 31, 2017 4:59 am
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: Predict...
- Replies: 31
- Views: 2445
Predict...
How many trick-or-treaters (grifters[/Left Seater]) you will have.
It's Halloween here and I have had -----> ZERO goblins.
I predict ZERO.
ZERO fun size! Snickers purchased.
RACK me for not having to pass out food to ingrates!
S. Korea gets it.
It's Halloween here and I have had -----> ZERO goblins.
I predict ZERO.
ZERO fun size! Snickers purchased.
RACK me for not having to pass out food to ingrates!
S. Korea gets it.
- Tue Oct 31, 2017 4:53 am
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: Where else do genitals belong?
- Replies: 22
- Views: 1043
Where else do genitals belong?
Peyton Manning accuser speaks out: He lies, had ‘predator’ eyes https://thenypost.files.wordpress.com/2017/10/pmm.jpg?quality=90&strip=all&w=664&h=441&crop=1 The new wave of sexual assault and harassment allegations has inspired Peyton Manning’s accuser to again speak out. Jamie Nau...
- Tue Oct 31, 2017 4:31 am
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: Ladies of T1B...
- Replies: 20
- Views: 1474
Re: Ladies of T1B...
What's this?MsCJ wrote:No new messages, I'll assume you're all talk.
Has one of the "gentlemen" here been wooing you?
- Tue Oct 31, 2017 2:12 am
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: Ladies of T1B...
- Replies: 20
- Views: 1474
Re: Ladies of T1B...
Post your pic again, Goober.
Maybe Scott will come back.
:wink:
Maybe Scott will come back.
:wink:
- Tue Oct 31, 2017 2:11 am
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: Manafort charged
- Replies: 69
- Views: 4848
Re: Manafort charged
At least it wasn't his mom's basement.Diego wrote:Manafort kept records of his collusion activities in his garage.
- Tue Oct 31, 2017 2:09 am
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: cleavage
- Replies: 13
- Views: 1779
Re: cleavage
If Don hires her as the new press secretary I might go onboard with his agenda.
- Tue Oct 31, 2017 2:08 am
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: What if you were married to this woman?
- Replies: 42
- Views: 1630
Re: What if you were married to this woman?
The end is the best part because she kicks her own @ss.
:)
:)
- Tue Oct 31, 2017 1:32 am
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: What if you were married to this woman?
- Replies: 42
- Views: 1630
Re: What if you were married to this woman?
Papa Willie wrote:
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Jennifer Schwartz Berky
email: jvberky@gmail.com
mobile: 845-389-2404
- Mon Oct 30, 2017 12:40 pm
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: What if you were married to this woman?
- Replies: 42
- Views: 1630
What if you were married to this woman?
:)
When SM finally gets married it will probably be to someone just like this.
:wink:
- Mon Oct 30, 2017 10:42 am
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: Happy 500th!
- Replies: 20
- Views: 445
Re: Happy 500th!
ha!
- Mon Oct 30, 2017 7:11 am
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: Happy 500th!
- Replies: 20
- Views: 445
Re: Happy 500th!
Why would anyone here doubt that Dinsdale's great-great-great grandfather was the Archbishop Of Canterbury? :) This glorious "truth" might inspire me to start a new thread. A thread recounting some of the more interesting "truths" we've learned on this board over the years. https...
- Mon Oct 30, 2017 1:29 am
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: Happy 500th!
- Replies: 20
- Views: 445
Re: Happy 500th!
Yes.
I blame AlGore for the proliferation of @theists.
I blame AlGore for the proliferation of @theists.
- Sun Oct 29, 2017 9:06 am
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: Happy 500th!
- Replies: 20
- Views: 445
Happy 500th!
Reformation Day https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Reformation_Day Reformation Day is a Protestant Christian religious holiday celebrated on October 31, alongside All Hallows' Eve (Halloween) during the triduum of Allhallowtide, in remembrance of the onset of the Reformation. Traditionally, 31 October 1...
- Sun Oct 29, 2017 8:43 am
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: J.F.K. blown away, what else do I have to say?
- Replies: 63
- Views: 4803
Re: J.F.K. blown away, what else do I have to say?
I agree. Don says he wants to put conspiracy theories to rest. ummm... Like the birther theories that he pimped for years? Those kind of "conspiracy theories?' In the weeks just prior to the 2016 election, Don just rolled in one day and said, "Barack Obama was born in Hawaii, period,"...