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by atmdad
Mon Jun 15, 2015 9:57 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Rachel Dolezal
Replies: 30
Views: 3497

Re: Rachel Dolezal

by atmdad
Mon Jun 15, 2015 6:30 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Have been run
Replies: 69
Views: 3799

Re: Have been run

Dinsdale wrote:Was there anyone who didn't get those rather unfortunate PM box indiscretions?
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by atmdad
Sat Jun 13, 2015 5:41 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: South Korea Mers Outbreak
Replies: 6
Views: 135

South Korea Mers Outbreak

Poptart, you seem to be bored. How about enlightening us on the Mers outbreak. Was it from birds, monkeys or unprotected sex with North Koreans? Chinese non-food additives mixed into race horse feed? Unsanitary throwing sticks in the public parks?
by atmdad
Fri Jun 12, 2015 6:20 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: What the fuck is the Small Sports Forum?
Replies: 9
Views: 299

Re: What the fuck is the Small Sports Forum?

Did you try

IHeartSchwarzVerga
by atmdad
Fri Jun 12, 2015 4:08 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Belmont stakes
Replies: 69
Views: 1634

Re: Belmont stakes

I'm down with that, I'll sign on as your engineer.

You will probably have to start smoking again though.
by atmdad
Fri Jun 12, 2015 3:34 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Belmont stakes
Replies: 69
Views: 1634

Re: Belmont stakes

Hey, I've endured through a few episodes of Amish Mafia on the Discovery channel! :hfal:

They eat their truly fucked up babies due to a shallow gene pool.
by atmdad
Fri Jun 12, 2015 4:08 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Belmont stakes
Replies: 69
Views: 1634

Re: Belmont stakes

So how do you feel about the horses subject to a lifetime of being harnessed to Amish Buggies, pulling farm carts, woman barrel racing or stuck in yah-hoo western camps busting their backs hauling around fat-assed weekend cowboys. So what if there are some horses that are bred to run fast, they gene...
by atmdad
Thu Jun 11, 2015 11:08 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Belmont stakes
Replies: 69
Views: 1634

Re: Belmont stakes

If I was an owner/trainer I would be more concerned with drug tests with The Wailers, Ziggy Marley, and Steel Pulse in the concert que.
by atmdad
Thu Jun 11, 2015 5:54 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Belmont stakes
Replies: 69
Views: 1634

Re: Belmont stakes

Sounds like a date,
oorrrrr family outing, my wife and kids want to see them as well. But I would buy you a beer/cocktail.

here is the season lineup

http://www.delmarscene.com/concerts

Would also like to see the Wallflowers but I will be out of town that week/weekend.
by atmdad
Thu Jun 11, 2015 5:12 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Belmont stakes
Replies: 69
Views: 1634

Re: Belmont stakes

'holic, if you had ever been to an opening day at Del Mar you would be hooked. Thousands of very pretty woman of all ages dressed in their best Classy/Slutty attire, the races are just a side show. Then there is the Ms. Cougar Contest with 40+ year old gals showing the young'ns how it is done. Path...
by atmdad
Tue Jun 09, 2015 6:45 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Belmont stakes
Replies: 69
Views: 1634

Re: Belmont stakes

'holic, if you had ever been to an opening day at Del Mar you would be hooked. Thousands of very pretty woman of all ages dressed in their best Classy/Slutty attire, the races are just a side show. Then there is the Ms. Cougar Contest with 40+ year old gals showing the young'ns how it is done.
by atmdad
Tue Jun 09, 2015 3:53 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: PM to trev
Replies: 130
Views: 7735

Re: PM to trev

i'm really starting to like molly
molly wrote: Y'all are way wrong. Mostly none of the above. I'm a punk rock girl mostly.



maybe this should have been a pm.

yes, I do not consider these guys to be punk, more of an oddity
by atmdad
Sat Jun 06, 2015 4:53 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Legal quandry, or maybe not
Replies: 165
Views: 2382

Re: Legal quandry, or maybe not

Go Coogs' wrote:I've never read an LTS post.
you've read one or two you've read them all. think of a combination of a skipping record and a one-trick pony.
by atmdad
Sat Jun 06, 2015 4:50 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Legal quandry, or maybe not
Replies: 165
Views: 2382

Re: Legal quandry, or maybe not

Post a link to a respected, peer-reviewed publication or conference proceedings that back up your claims. Bonus points if you can find something supported by ASCE, ASME, ACI, NEI or even the wankers at the NRC. Reach around references to other blog sites are just variations on a circle jerk that you...
by atmdad
Thu Jun 04, 2015 8:46 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Some old pics
Replies: 20
Views: 2255

Re: Some old pics

Only speaking for my self, but I would say you earned yourself at least a 6 week pass based on the pic you posted in that other thread.
by atmdad
Thu Jun 04, 2015 7:52 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Some old pics
Replies: 20
Views: 2255

Re: Some old pics

Goober McTuber wrote:
atmdad wrote:
going after the low hanging fruit there Mgo.
I think you meant to say "the low hanging old fruit".
No, I meant what I said. In no way did you cross my mind.
by atmdad
Thu Jun 04, 2015 12:22 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Some old pics
Replies: 20
Views: 2255

Re: Some old pics

MgoBlue-LightSpecial wrote:
molly wrote:I knew that would jog mammaries.
fixed
going after the low hanging fruit there Mgo.
by atmdad
Tue Jun 02, 2015 9:21 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Birthday Party!!!
Replies: 9
Views: 196

Re: Birthday Party!!!

So I bolted out of work last Wednesday, took the 5 to Del Mar Heights to Crest to 15st down to the 101, looped around the the fairgrounds on Jimmie Durante Blvd to Via de' back to 101 north and caught a glimpse of the other side of the tour bus parked behind the BUT. Knowing North County as I do it ...
by atmdad
Thu May 28, 2015 2:54 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: My daughter was arrested
Replies: 27
Views: 2124

Re: My daughter was arrested

Dan Vogel wrote:
I have a miserable life and wish I were dead!
you are such a tease
by atmdad
Wed May 27, 2015 3:36 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: My daughter was arrested
Replies: 27
Views: 2124

Re: My daughter was arrested

So you live in some tract housing division and on the board of the HOA. Sucks for you, why anybody would choose to live in a place with a HOA is beyond me. You must really be a numb-nutted chuckle head if you couldn't get any help awhile back from the HOA when your neighbor burned down your common f...
by atmdad
Tue May 26, 2015 11:47 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Rack My Kid
Replies: 21
Views: 739

Re: Rack My Kid

Racks Smackie, UCSC has definitely changed their image over the years particularly their Engineering and Science departments. There was a time they were left of Berkley but they were all so stoned and laid back they really weren't motivated to protest and do other dumb shit. Oh what the hell it is s...
by atmdad
Fri May 22, 2015 4:13 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: TORNADO RIDER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Replies: 9
Views: 825

Re: TORNADO RIDER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I have to agree it has been life changing. For the last couple of days that tune has been stuck in my head.

"i noticed the stream hit a cor-mor-ant"

thanks, Sam
by atmdad
Fri May 22, 2015 2:58 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: My daughter was arrested
Replies: 27
Views: 2124

Re: My daughter was arrested

Community Father of the Year? Where do you live, fricking Mayberry.

At least she will know she can talk to you about anal fissures after she gets her asshole ramrodded by multiple big black cocks.
by atmdad
Fri May 22, 2015 4:23 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: My daughter was arrested
Replies: 27
Views: 2124

Re: My daughter was arrested

We have had a chance to talk about things because she will be going away to university in a few months. you're such a twit, your spineless character has already inflicted a lifetime of damage on her when all she was looking for was a semblance of a father figure. she will be shooting junk and stari...
by atmdad
Wed May 20, 2015 5:40 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Perhaps Dan Can Offer Me Some Advice
Replies: 16
Views: 848

Re: Perhaps Dan Can Offer Me Some Advice

yes, against his own interests Sam needs to begrudgingly take this kid under his wing and become a father figure for the mentally fucked up little bastard. Sam has to find somebody to leave his record player to, they probably don't need it in Knoxville.
by atmdad
Wed May 20, 2015 5:06 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Perhaps Dan Can Offer Me Some Advice
Replies: 16
Views: 848

Re: Perhaps Dan Can Offer Me Some Advice

maybe you need to watch this, or re-watch it a few time. Take notes.

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by atmdad
Sun May 17, 2015 2:53 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Conspiracy Theories
Replies: 41
Views: 1657

Re: Conspiracy Theories

as well they should,

it's time to cut out the deadwood, clean up the cities, weed out the weaklings and strengthen the strain.
by atmdad
Sun May 17, 2015 2:40 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: A New Conspiracy for LTS TRN Tool
Replies: 126
Views: 6437

Re: A New Conspiracy for LTS TRN Tool

Still Haunted after all these years.

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by atmdad
Fri May 15, 2015 7:47 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: A New Conspiracy for LTS TRN Tool
Replies: 126
Views: 6437

Re: A New Conspiracy for LTS TRN Tool

Last Tool for the record I was previously registered as atomicdad and have been around since SCII or SCIII days, don't remember which incarnation. You still probably wouldn't know me because I rarely if ever responded to your whirling dervish of nonsense and idiocy. So if there were actually hundred...
by atmdad
Fri May 15, 2015 3:18 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: A New Conspiracy for LTS TRN Tool
Replies: 126
Views: 6437

Re: A New Conspiracy for LTS TRN Tool

How many of you conspiracy numb nuts have ever been in a structural testing lab? What do you think a it sounds like when a simple #8 rebar fractures? About as loud as 44 magnum. How about fracturing the weld of smallish W8 section beam column joint? or the web plate of a built up wide flange shear l...
by atmdad
Thu May 14, 2015 5:48 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Joke
Replies: 9
Views: 219

Re: Joke

I would prefer 10 poorly rehashed jokes, puns or limericks from Siranalmode before having to scroll past another steaming pile of Felcho's incessant gibberish.
by atmdad
Thu May 14, 2015 4:52 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Joke
Replies: 9
Views: 219

Re: Joke

bahhh, you guys are toads, sirfuckafist should post a daily joke.
by atmdad
Thu May 14, 2015 4:48 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Poptart & MVS think Martial Law is Coming
Replies: 138
Views: 4746

Re: Poptart & MVS think Martial Law is Coming

Whoaa is right Poptart, your getting a little footloose with the pics there.
by atmdad
Wed May 13, 2015 5:31 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Poptart & MVS think Martial Law is Coming
Replies: 138
Views: 4746

Re: Poptart & MVS think Martial Law is Coming

http://a57.foxnews.com/global.fncstatic.com/static/managed/img/U.S./876/493/helicopterinternal898989.jpg?ve=1&tl=1 Now the Marines are invading California!! -Prophetart & mvsanarchist That operation went down almost a month ago a couple of miles down the beach from me. They even had the cou...
by atmdad
Fri May 08, 2015 3:44 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: The Big Six Oh
Replies: 32
Views: 1633

Re: The Big Six Oh

Mikey wrote:
Probably time to throw in the towel and concentrate on more important things. Like my prostate.
That shouldn't be that much of an issue, you should have a good view of it everyday.

Happy 60th anniversary of tearing up your mothers vajay.
by atmdad
Wed Apr 29, 2015 3:00 pm
Forum: MLB
Topic: The AL West
Replies: 10
Views: 2633

Re: The AL West

They have surprised me the last two nights, absolutely dick stomping the Padres the last two nights. it will be interesting to see them try to keep it rolling though, they have piled up alot of K's at the plate which I think will catch up to them. Too bad to see Lawrie (sp?) tear his thumb up on the...
by atmdad
Thu Apr 23, 2015 12:03 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Lawn mowing stories...funny and strange
Replies: 44
Views: 2011

Re: Lawn mowing stories...funny and strange

I'm a firm believer that if I can't take care of my own yard then I shouldn't have a yard. Mine may not be the nicest one on the street but at least it's mine. I'm with you on that Mikey. Over the years I have been slowly replacing with various ornamental plants that keep me plenty busy. The mow-bl...
by atmdad
Wed Apr 22, 2015 11:14 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Lawn mowing stories...funny and strange
Replies: 44
Views: 2011

Re: Lawn mowing stories...funny and strange

My lawn service is all brown skin dreamers, the mowers are old-school two-stroke jobs that would probably run better on leaded gas. They belch enough exhaust to more that make up for what I try to do to reduce my carbon footprint. They show up every two weeks and scatter like cockroaches with the li...
by atmdad
Wed Apr 22, 2015 8:38 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Don't worry California
Replies: 20
Views: 1114

Re: Don't worry California

I turned off the irrigation stations for my lawn about 9 months ago to try to slowly kill it off, the Bermuda grass just mocks me.