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by barack is GOD
Fri Apr 10, 2009 2:23 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: God is trying to kill me....
Replies: 8
Views: 982

Re: God is trying to kill me....

God is trying to kill me....
Stan Fukkken Pickle wrote:I know it sounds crazy, but it's true....
by barack is GOD
Wed Apr 08, 2009 4:29 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Yahoo NCAA Tournament Pick 'Em
Replies: 20
Views: 2982

Re: Yahoo NCAA Tournament Pick 'Em

Gentlemen, You are all losing sight of what this thread is all about. It's about simple fun and picking winners! Don't let terrorists or the fear of terrorists ruin your lives. Your President chose the winner of this tournament! mgo won the Pick em contest! Give congratulations to mgo and to Preside...
by barack is GOD
Fri Mar 27, 2009 3:38 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Obama is Marcus Allen.
Replies: 12
Views: 1029

Re: Obama is Marcus Allen.

Remember Always! Barack is God! Kneel before GOD! Repeat this every morning upon waking and repeat again before you lay your head on your pillow! Thank Mr. Bush for making it possible for Barack to easily be elected President! "I know how hard it is for you to put food on your family." &qu...
by barack is GOD
Thu Mar 19, 2009 3:34 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: President Teleprompter Thanks Himself
Replies: 41
Views: 2278

Re: President Teleprompter Thanks Himself

mvscal wrote::lol: :lol: :lol:

What a fucking fool. He's almost as stupid as the idiots who voted for him.

We all know that you voted for Barack! We understand that you are just trying to act cool!

You do not need to act cool!

Be Proud that you have knelt before God!
by barack is GOD
Mon Mar 16, 2009 12:20 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Is Barack Hussein Obama the Anti Christ?
Replies: 78
Views: 2560

Re: Is Barack Hussein Obama the Anti Christ?

http://sathyasaibaba.files.wordpress.com/2008/07/monkey-god-hanuman.jpg Monkey Gods For Obama... http://gatewaypundit.blogspot.com/2008/06/oh-brother-hindu-monkey-god-backs.html http://bp0.blogger.com/_L6pDyjqqsvY/SGL1gBJU9WI/AAAAAAAAOmA/FIRP0w_IfOA/s400/monkey+god.JPG http://cm1.theinsider.com/med...
by barack is GOD
Wed Mar 11, 2009 3:44 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Is Barack Hussein Obama the Anti Christ?
Replies: 78
Views: 2560

Re: Is Barack Hussein Obama the Anti Christ?

Is Barack Hussein Obama the Anti Christ? NO!! Every night when he is at home he (Obama) reads the Harry Potter books to his oldest daughter Malia. The Anti Christ would not read Harry Potter Books!! According to his wife Michelle he is very romantic. He is not a door opener but he remembers every an...
by barack is GOD
Wed Mar 11, 2009 3:32 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: well at least----
Replies: 64
Views: 1966

Re: well at least----

I'm just happy that we have a POTUS that isn't habitually lying to us or just painful dumb. We have neither and you are pathetically deluded. Obama grants two more lobbyists waivers HOORAAY, CHANGE!!! YAY!! Such a breath of fresh air. *************************************************** Listen to mv...
by barack is GOD
Fri Mar 06, 2009 2:32 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Request to Obamanize my avatar...
Replies: 9
Views: 716

Re: Request to Obamanize my avatar...

Your silly monkey shananigans cannot hurt President Obama. You should learn to respect your President. http://i90.photobucket.com/albums/k249/Maccono_2006/obama_full.jpg http://images0.cafepress.com/product/88982780v4_240x240_Front_Color-AshGrey.jpg http://images9.cafepress.com/product/88982739v4_24...
by barack is GOD
Thu Feb 26, 2009 3:54 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: A- Roid
Replies: 62
Views: 2958

Re: A- Roid

This is very sad. I used to like the New York Junkies... when they were the Yankees. Clemens - juiced. Petitte - Juiced Giambi - juiced Sheffield - juiced and now A- Rod!! Barack will also clean up baseball.... you just keep your eyes crossed! He will make all bad things good! The Junkies will not b...
by barack is GOD
Thu Feb 26, 2009 1:23 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Who loves Obama?
Replies: 0
Views: 456

Who loves Obama?

That is such a silly question... Everyone loves Obama!! http://hereticdhammasangha.files.wordpress.com/2008/05/obama-girl.jpg http://www.news.com.au/common/imagedata/0,,5573135,00.jpg http://littlegreenfootballs.com/weblog/pictures/LebanonProtestBabe01.jpg http://www.vaniercollege.qc.ca/audiovisual/...
by barack is GOD
Thu Feb 26, 2009 1:16 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Obama goes yard...
Replies: 39
Views: 1235

Re: Obama goes yard...

He tried it as an intellectual experiment, whereas Bush did it to escape his family and practice hedonistic self-indulgence. Actually there is no evidence that Bush did coke at all. I have heard it said that George Bush did not like cocaine! He just liked it's smell!! Oh, I crack myself up on that ...
by barack is GOD
Thu Feb 26, 2009 1:14 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Obama goes yard...
Replies: 39
Views: 1235

Re: Obama goes yard...

.m2 wrote:... it's nice to finally have a President with a brain.

8 years of the coke machine .... was more than enough.
.m2 Loves Barack! He kneels before Obama!

Love Barack and he will love you! Hate Barack and he will love you even more!!
by barack is GOD
Thu Feb 26, 2009 1:12 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Troop Surge for Afghanistan
Replies: 100
Views: 3492

Re: Troop Surge for Afghanistan

mvscal loves Barack! He kneels before the Great Obama!

Barack will end these wars and will rectify the economy! You must be patient and believe!!
by barack is GOD
Wed Feb 18, 2009 3:19 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Troop Surge for Afghanistan
Replies: 100
Views: 3492

Re: Troop Surge for Afghanistan

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by barack is GOD
Wed Feb 18, 2009 3:17 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: I hope you are enjoying your new President
Replies: 2
Views: 428

I hope you are enjoying your new President

Barack is God!!

Praise GOD!!
by barack is GOD
Sat Jan 24, 2009 4:06 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Luther is back...
Replies: 12
Views: 1432

Re: Luther is back...

I have always enjoyed Luther van Dross! He helps to get the women into the mood!! Try these next time you are with the chick lady! "Forever, For Always, For Love" and this one for sure helps the ladies get their grooves on! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yRGU0YF7g6g http://www.youtube.com/...
by barack is GOD
Sat Jan 24, 2009 3:58 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Mandatory reading for everybody
Replies: 26
Views: 1998

Re: Mandatory reading for everybody

I recommend that all of you read "The Four Agreements" by Don Miguel Ruiz and Don Jose Ruiz. 1. Be Impeccable With Your Word Speak with integrity. Say only what you mean. Avoid using the word to speak against yourself or to gossip about others. Use the power of your word in the direction o...
by barack is GOD
Sat Jan 24, 2009 3:47 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Aretha Franklin's Hat
Replies: 62
Views: 4090

Re: Aretha Franklin's Hat

Aretha Franklin gives me wood!!

Barack is GOD!

Don't mess with GOD!!!
by barack is GOD
Sat Jan 24, 2009 3:45 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Gran Torino
Replies: 5
Views: 454

Re: Gran Torino

The 70s had some great cars!!

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They just don't make cars like this anymore!!

Barack is GOD!!

Don't mess with GOD!!
by barack is GOD
Sat Jan 24, 2009 3:33 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: RACK the Inauguration!
Replies: 7
Views: 1017

Re: RACK the Inauguration!

Do not listen to Ron Dickless!
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OBAMA IS GOD!!! DO NOT MESS WITH GOD!!!
by barack is GOD
Sat Jan 24, 2009 3:32 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Obama's first executive order
Replies: 112
Views: 6389

Re: Obama's first executive order

Obama is GOD!

DO NOT MESS WITH GOD!!!
by barack is GOD
Wed Nov 05, 2008 10:34 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: It is a joyous day
Replies: 2
Views: 486

It is a joyous day

The People have spoken. The Democrats have power in the Senate, The Congress and the Office of the President of the United States. There is no more need for worry, no more need for fret. Peace will reign on the U.S. The troops will be coming home soon. Our economy will be balanced. Rich people will ...
by barack is GOD
Wed Nov 05, 2008 8:12 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: The world is watching this election
Replies: 44
Views: 2056

Re: The world is watching this election

America is now an Obamanation!
by barack is GOD
Wed Nov 05, 2008 8:08 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: After celebrating tonight. One last comment. For mvscal.
Replies: 6
Views: 699

Re: After celebrating tonight. One last comment. For mvscal.

Q, West Coast Style,

Do not fight with this man!

Learn to love him!

Otherwise, he may cut off your testicles and eat them!!

and that is not good for either of you!
by barack is GOD
Wed Nov 05, 2008 8:02 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Change quotes and lyrics...
Replies: 4
Views: 395

Change quotes and lyrics...

I still don't know what I was waiting for And my time was running wild A million dead-end streets Every time I thought I'd got it made It seemed the taste was not so sweet So I turned myself to face me But I've never caught a glimpse Of how the others must see the faker I'm much too fast to take tha...
by barack is GOD
Tue Nov 04, 2008 1:08 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Anybody believe he actually gave a shit?
Replies: 13
Views: 623

Re: Anybody believe he actually gave a shit?

Rasputin, you are a man of GOD. You are a Holy Man!

In the practice of tolerance, one's enemy is the best teacher.

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Enjoy your new President!
by barack is GOD
Tue Nov 04, 2008 12:37 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Anybody believe he actually gave a shit?
Replies: 13
Views: 623

Re: Anybody believe he actually gave a shit?

You are all so negative! BELIEVE IN GOD!! CHANGE IS COMING SOON! The Grandmother of GOD has now entered into death, in spite of the great variety of karmas she may have accumulated, if she made a special effort to generate a virtuous state of mind, she may have strengthened and activated a virtuous ...
by barack is GOD
Mon Nov 03, 2008 5:40 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: check out my hot friend
Replies: 49
Views: 3371

Re: check out my hot friend

Jess is truly enlightened!

She is a beautiful creature!


jtr, your star will shine for many years!!
by barack is GOD
Mon Nov 03, 2008 5:35 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: What will Black people do
Replies: 65
Views: 3425

Re: What will Black people do

Barack is not a black man. The woman who gave birth to him was a white woman. http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/2/26/Hanumantha.jpg Barack Obama (as you know him) was born 1961-08-04 in Honolulu, Hawaii. Also used the name Barry Soetoro when he lived in Indonesia between 1967 and 1971 as a ch...
by barack is GOD
Mon Nov 03, 2008 5:21 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Who will be the next president? - T1B poll
Replies: 69
Views: 3966

Re: Who will be the next president? - T1B poll

Barack is GOD. GOD will be the next President of the United States! Sing his praises! Sing his praises! Shout his name! GOD will make the angry man smile! GOD will set this country on the right path! The support of the Indian Americans to Democratic presidential nominee Barack Obama is steadily risi...
by barack is GOD
Thu Oct 30, 2008 3:40 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: (!) PRAISE Barack Obama!! (!)
Replies: 15
Views: 519

(!) PRAISE Barack Obama!! (!)

Praise the Messiah!! He is the chosen one! "... a light will shine through that window, a beam of light will come down upon you, you will experience an epiphany ... and you will suddenly realize that you must go to the polls and vote for Obama" - Barack Obama Lebanon, New Hampshire. Januar...
by barack is GOD
Thu Oct 23, 2008 10:25 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: This election sure is bringing 'em out isn't it?
Replies: 32
Views: 1560

Re: This election sure is bringing 'em out isn't it?

It only seems fair. Obama gets the lefty loonies and the black racists. McCain gets the righty loonies and the white racists. The sane peeps are disgusted with both candidates, but have no real choice. Barack is not a Black man! His mother, who gave him birth was white! http://img.timeinc.net/time/...
by barack is GOD
Thu Oct 23, 2008 1:44 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: I have decided to endorse
Replies: 30
Views: 2266

Re: I have decided to endorse

John McCain is the Devil!
Sarah Palin is his mistress in Hell!

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by barack is GOD
Thu Oct 23, 2008 1:30 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Plot To Kidnap Obama Exposed!
Replies: 3
Views: 670

Plot To Kidnap Obama Exposed!

Thanks to our top notch US Secret Service protection, a brazen new plot to kidnap Presidential hopeful Barack Obama has been exposed! These kidnappers are not only getting brave (maybe desperate), they’re also getting more inventive… http://www.funnyandjokes.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/10/obama-kidn...
by barack is GOD
Thu Oct 23, 2008 1:22 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Another Republican Endorses Obama
Replies: 5
Views: 408

Re: Another Republican Endorses Obama

Barack is GOD!

Kneel before GOD!
by barack is GOD
Sat Oct 18, 2008 4:30 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: mvscal can resign himself to an Obama presidency by...
Replies: 25
Views: 1340

Re: mvscal can resign himself to an Obama presidency by...

Barack is GOD! Kneel before GOD!