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by The Deciders
Sat Aug 06, 2016 6:22 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Coffee Geeks
Replies: 52
Views: 3095

Re: Coffee Geeks

It is threads like this that remind us just how far removed we are from the rest of society. The Deciders would never be caught dead drinking any of the sludge mentioned here. If it doesn't come straight from a civet's asshole, we simply won't drink it. https://kopiluwakdirect.com/ https://en.wikipe...
by The Deciders
Fri Nov 20, 2015 2:40 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Hey Gang!
Replies: 9
Views: 1100

Hey Gang!

Our PM box has been getting pounded harder than the Peruvian hookers we've been nailing all week. You guessed it, we're on vacation. We're due back next week for Thankgsiving, then we're off again to the Galapagos Islands for bird watching. So please, get those requests and complaints in now while w...
by The Deciders
Thu Jun 25, 2015 12:16 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Papa Willie vs LTS TRN 2 Guitar-Off
Replies: 70
Views: 3191

Re: Papa Willie vs LTS TRN 2 Guitar-Off

I understand what this place is, but what i don't understand after all these years is the lack of respect some people show one another. Sure smack talk was funny back in 99, but some people never grow out of it, and that's why people disappear and there's a lack of new members. Sure I don't agree w...
by The Deciders
Mon Dec 10, 2012 2:54 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: T1B Secret Santa Gift Exchange Thread
Replies: 38
Views: 2704

T1B Secret Santa Gift Exchange Thread

Greetings everyone and happy holidays! The time has come to give and receive our gifts. Please start by mentioning who you drew and then post your gift. Only those who signed up in advance can participate in the gift exchange. Comments from the "peanut gallery" are welcome, but spamming, t...
by The Deciders
Thu Dec 06, 2012 12:46 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: The Deciders Have Grinched Me!
Replies: 7
Views: 1016

Re: The Deciders Have Grinched Me!

Apologies for the oversight, my friend. You are IN.
by The Deciders
Wed Dec 05, 2012 1:26 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: T1B Secret Santa
Replies: 29
Views: 3711

Re: T1B Secret Santa

The participation list has been updated. We need ONE more person to make this thing work.

So SOMEBODY step up, would you?

Thanks!
by The Deciders
Wed Dec 05, 2012 2:07 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: T1B Secret Santa
Replies: 29
Views: 3711

Re: T1B Secret Santa

Greetings, everyone! Registration for the Secret Santa gift exchange has closed. Thanks to all for your participation. You will receive a private message shortly letting you know who you drew. The following posters will be participating: Martyred The Seer MgoBlue-LightSpecial R-Jack Roach 88 Jsc810 ...
by The Deciders
Mon Dec 03, 2012 5:30 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: T1B Secret Santa
Replies: 29
Views: 3711

Re: T1B Secret Santa

Mr. Schwump wrote:What could possibly go wrong?
We don't know if that's supposed to be a yes, but in any event, we forgot to mention that trolls are excluded from participating. If you'd like to participate, please sign in with your "primary" handle.

Registration will close tomorrow at 9 PM EST.
by The Deciders
Sun Dec 02, 2012 9:18 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: T1B Secret Santa
Replies: 29
Views: 3711

T1B Secret Santa

Season's Greetings, gang! http://media.oregonlive.com/portland_impact/photo/10327171-large.gif We met with our creative department and decided we'd like to have a Secret Santa gift exchange this year. But...it comes with a twist. We'd like you to construct something creative for the person that you ...
by The Deciders
Fri Nov 09, 2012 8:06 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Your attention, please.
Replies: 16
Views: 1529

Your attention, please.

Gang, The Deciders were recently contacted by a team of lawyers who represent a poster on this board. It has come to our attention that the following members of this community are being sued on the grounds of "internet bullying": mvscal Goober McTuber Papa Willie We'd like to ask that all ...
by The Deciders
Sun Jun 17, 2012 9:55 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: The bradhusker situation
Replies: 48
Views: 3373

Re: The bradhusker situation

Was I correct in hearing that you found the board to be nearly 50/50 on me? Half like to have me around, while the other half would like to see me dis-emboweled and tortured like Mel Gibson in the classic film, "Braveheart". So, this begs the question, which half is full of substance and ...
by The Deciders
Fri Jun 15, 2012 11:26 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: The bradhusker situation
Replies: 48
Views: 3373

Re: The bradhusker situation

Greetings, gang. Apologize for our delay in resolving this matter. All the stress from rushing back to the States forced an immediate vacation in...Southern California. Normally we like to go off the grid, as it's easier to dispose of dead hookers the solitude is more enjoyable, though Cali will do ...
by The Deciders
Wed May 23, 2012 3:31 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: The bradhusker situation
Replies: 48
Views: 3373

The bradhusker situation

We cut short an extremely enjoyable get-away on a yacht in The Maldives to deal with this matter. 48 private messages, 30 e-mails and 17 voicemails we've received about this "bradhusker" from you monkeys. "Ban him now!" you people demand. Yeah, well, we fucking responded and here...
by The Deciders
Fri Dec 23, 2011 2:24 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: New Year's Eve
Replies: 6
Views: 764

New Year's Eve

Greetings, gang. We've taken time out of our rampageous work schedule to announce our plans for the first and only T1B New Year's Eve Party hosted by none other than your pals, The Deciders. In short order our support staff will be sending out formal invitations to the lucky guests of our meticulous...
by The Deciders
Mon Aug 08, 2011 4:04 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Is it me, or has T1B gotten "meaner"?
Replies: 64
Views: 3392

Re: Is it me, or has T1B gotten "meaner"?

Gang, We came across this quote today and thought we should share it here: "It doesn’t take intelligence to be be critical. Criticism is low-hanging fruit –- it’s such an easy and attractive tactic for an unhappy person." Doug Fields Please keep this in mind when posting. Thank you, -The T...
by The Deciders
Fri Aug 05, 2011 7:40 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Is it me, or has T1B gotten "meaner"?
Replies: 64
Views: 3392

Re: Is it me, or has T1B gotten "meaner"?

Everywhere I look, it seems you people are just lurking in the shadows, waiting to pounce on someone. What the hell is up with that? Especially Screw_Michigan...I mean, my boy likes to bring some variety to this board and he ends up getting gang-tackled. What's that ? I don't know...maybe I hearken...
by The Deciders
Mon Jun 27, 2011 8:50 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: October 14: New Orleans Troll Stop II
Replies: 21
Views: 2343

Re: October 14: New Orleans Troll Stop II

Consider The Deciders IN. It's about time we've mixed with The People. The following will be our requirements: We'll be arriving on a private jet, and will need professional limo service awaiting our arrival. Please, no cheap and dirty taxi cabs. We're... above that. The driver MUST be there at leas...
by The Deciders
Tue Apr 19, 2011 1:04 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Issues
Replies: 1
Views: 380

Issues

Greetings. Good to see you all. The Deciders just got back from a much needed vacation where we spent 3 weeks touring and lounging on the island of Bora Bora: http://thebesttraveldestinations.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/02/Bora-Bora-Island7.jpg Anthony Bourdain joined us for good food, drinks, and g...
by The Deciders
Mon Apr 11, 2011 8:42 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Software enhancements for T1B
Replies: 79
Views: 3471

Re: Software enhancements for T1B

Based on recent statistics I can tell you the poster known as "Cuda" does not frequent gay pedo bestiality websites.
by The Deciders
Mon Apr 11, 2011 7:23 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Software enhancements for T1B
Replies: 79
Views: 3471

Re: Software enhancements for T1B

The fact is, this place has the most sophisticated built-in features known to any bbs. We’ve teamed with some of the most brilliant IT specialists and phpBB consultants from all over the globe in order to create a truly cutting edge message board experience. Of course these "enhancements" ...
by The Deciders
Mon Jan 03, 2011 1:38 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Newbies
Replies: 90
Views: 3390

Re: Newbies

Folks, times are changing. Ratings are low. Our classic business model is struggling. We're proud enough logistics people to admit this. Even though this place is bilking money on its worst day, it's still not doing as well as we'd like. So we propose VIP membership. That's right, we're talking $$$....
by The Deciders
Mon Nov 15, 2010 3:35 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: 2010 T1B Award Voting
Replies: 7
Views: 830

2010 T1B Award Voting

While the 2010 posting season has yet to conclude, The Deciders would like to open this ballot for voting since we'll soon board a bourgeoisie Bermuda-bound yacht decked with the most salacious female forms the wondering eye could ever envision, an array of discreet gentlemanly leisures, and a disgu...
by The Deciders
Tue May 04, 2010 7:57 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Q & A session with: Goober McTuber
Replies: 5
Views: 537

Q & A session with: Goober McTuber

What was the best game or sporting event you've ever been to? Would you casually cop a feel on your grandma for a 1,000 bucks? Greatest television show of all-time? How much wood could a woodchuck suck if the woodchuck was a guy named Toddowen at a Palm Springs White Party? If you could physically d...
by The Deciders
Tue Apr 27, 2010 3:17 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Q & A session with: Van
Replies: 83
Views: 3016

Q & A session with: Van

You've never had a drop of alcohol in your life. What type of drink would you try if you were to do so right now? How do you define intelligence in a human being? Would you walk a million miles for just one of Steve Vai's smiles? If you had to choose between never watching college football again for...
by The Deciders
Thu Apr 22, 2010 2:26 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Q & A session with: mvscal
Replies: 77
Views: 4056

Re: Q & A session with: mvscal

War Wagon wrote:
The Deciders wrote: We didn't ask you, nimrod.
Yeah, but you were going to.
Arrogant and uninteresting is no way to go through life, son.
by The Deciders
Thu Apr 22, 2010 12:16 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Q & A session with: mvscal
Replies: 77
Views: 4056

Re: Q & A session with: mvscal

mvscal, thank you for the time and the candidness.


War Wagon wrote:Idiotic question
We didn't ask you, nimrod.
by The Deciders
Wed Apr 21, 2010 8:35 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Q & A session with: mvscal
Replies: 77
Views: 4056

Q & A session with: mvscal

Gang, We’ve decided to conduct forum interviews to become better acquainted with the denizens of our humble little pocket of the internet. These interviews will feature a total of seven provocative questions, and will hopefully be answered honestly and thoroughly. First up, we have mvscal. mvscal is...
by The Deciders
Fri Apr 16, 2010 3:00 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Announcements
Replies: 4
Views: 688

Announcements

Gang, We, The Deciders, had a pretty lengthy meeting yesterday morning from about 10 to 10:17 am. We covered many things such as the direction of the board, employee development, and what we can do for YOU, the poster, to make this a more desirable place. We thought, first and foremost, that we real...
by The Deciders
Mon Feb 22, 2010 4:08 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Fools and Liars
Replies: 88
Views: 10092

Re: Fools and Liars

We offered mvscal a position into our esteemed outfit due to his wisdom and foresight. He turned it down due to the "Booze, Bitches & Blow" label one must brand onto one's genitals prior to admittance.
by The Deciders
Mon Jan 25, 2010 5:06 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: ~ahem~
Replies: 18
Views: 1861

~ahem~

Everything has gone according to plan. However, there is this little issue of the tab we ran up this weekend in Cabo which STILL has yet to be settled up. Admins - enough of this goddamn tomfoolery and HANDLE this.
by The Deciders
Thu Jan 21, 2010 3:05 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Announcement
Replies: 7
Views: 678

Re: Announcement

Tom In VA wrote:we're all unpaids shills for something.
bwahahaha. Speak for yourself, son.

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by The Deciders
Thu Jan 07, 2010 4:31 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: I don't mean to be a bitch, but..
Replies: 83
Views: 2732

Re: I don't mean to be a bitch, but..

Everything is going according to plan.
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by The Deciders
Tue Jan 05, 2010 5:38 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Update
Replies: 2
Views: 376

Update

Gang, Here's the bottom line: This place pulls in stupid amounts of cash. It's fucking ridiculous, really. You should see the parties we throw from the coin we bleed from this joint. Snuff film enthusiasts would turn their heads in disgust. Straight up - we work hard, we rock MUCH fucking harder. An...
by The Deciders
Wed Dec 09, 2009 6:02 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Serious matter
Replies: 33
Views: 1419

Serious matter

The Deciders pose to this board a very simple query - Should BSmack be BANNED from T1B until he makes good with Wolfman on his 15 dollars?

Poll to follow.
by The Deciders
Sun Dec 06, 2009 11:01 pm
Forum: CFB and CBB Pick'Em
Topic: Who owns T1B?
Replies: 14
Views: 1071

Re: Who owns T1B?

You really have to ask?
by The Deciders
Tue Nov 17, 2009 3:17 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Why is BTPCFB forum a sub-forum of T1B Radio?
Replies: 16
Views: 734

Re: Why is BTPCFB forum a sub-forum of T1B Radio?

Never question what we do here. EVER.
by The Deciders
Thu Nov 12, 2009 4:11 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Possible New Fourm to be Added
Replies: 37
Views: 1169

Re: Possible New Fourm to be Added

Has anyone been "invited" to this new forum yet? Give us time, sweetlips. Give us time. Dollars don't burn themselves. We've worked hard, and right now we're playing harder. We'll get on a conference call later and discuss this. Those willing to pay premium dues will be bumped to the top.
by The Deciders
Mon Oct 12, 2009 2:56 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Welcome back, Lil Vernon
Replies: 24
Views: 883

Re: Welcome back, Lil Vernon

Everything is going swimmingly.
by The Deciders
Wed Aug 19, 2009 8:49 pm
Forum: BIG TIME POWER COLLEGE FOOTBALL
Topic: mfoolio - time to SACK UP
Replies: 64
Views: 1393

Re: mfoolio - time to SACK UP

MgoBlue-lightSpecial has been suspended without pay for his APPALLING behavior.

Blueblood will not be banned, not for this.

Carry on.
by The Deciders
Fri Jul 03, 2009 3:50 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: WE RELOCATED YOU FAGS!!!!!!!!
Replies: 25
Views: 829

Re: WE RELOCATED YOU FAGS!!!!!!!!

Everything is going according to plan.
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