T1B

ML@Coyote

1. God need not answer to anyone. Maybe that's a problem. Someone need to kick him in the ass for doing such a lousy job. 2. Read Genesis chapters 1-3. It is all there. Actually God's children are not flawed. We are holy and blamelss before Him. Colossians 1:22. So we are all going to heaven? 3.God...

ML@Coyote

Screw_Michigan wrote:Gee, can't imagine why alleged sexual assault victims wait so long to come forward if this is what they have to look forward to.

Gee, can't imagine why people are skeptical about alleged sexual assault claims when phonies like Dr Ford make headlines.

ML@Coyote

I have a memory similar to that. But my dream involves only one girl. We were at a party in Junior High and she shoved me into a bedroom. After pushing me down on the bed, she used one hand to hold down my left arm and one hand to hold down my right. She used another hand to cover my mouth, and anot...

ML@Coyote

Next time you fly to or from Korea, tell the pilot to maintain a straight line and see where you end up.

ML@Coyote

Screw_Michigan wrote:Her accusation is credible...

Several people here have given specific arguments explaining how her accusation is not credible. How specifically to do respond to the points they raised?

ML@Coyote

Screw_Michigan wrote:So let's recap here

Dins: He's innocent
Kilitard: He's innocent
Slobbering Sam: He's the victim
ML: He's the victim
Wolftard: She's a whore
Rooster: He didn't do anything wrong

Nice recap. So what are your arguments?

ML@Coyote

Softball Bat wrote:But since you claim the eath obviously isn't flat, I assume you believe in the globe -- 25,000 miles in circumference?

Go ahead and post your proof for it.

Since it is well-known that the earth is round, post your evidence that it isn't. The burden of proof is on you, not me.

ML@Coyote

Softball Bat wrote:Maybe I'll start a fl@t earth thread.
Some interesting developments.

Since the world obviously isn't flat, I have some more interesting questions:

Who does God answer to?

If God is all powerful and perfect, why are his creations so flawed?

Why is God so quiet these days?

Do you speak to God?

ML@Coyote

Screwy jerks off to pics of Condoleezza Rice

ML@Coyote

“In a civilized and cultivated country wild animals only continue to exist at all when preserved by sportsmen. the excellent people who protest against all hunting, and consider sportsmen as enemies of wild life, are ignorant of the fact that in reality the genuine sportsman is by all odds the most ...

ML@Coyote

Why won't Kavanaugh sit down and interview with the FBI? Why should he? Is he being accused of committing a federal crime deserving of investigation? It is clearly an X-File case. From the Washington Post: "Ford has alleged that while she and Kavanaugh were at a house party in the early 1980s,...

ML@Coyote

Bert Applegate

183 consecutive potted winks

ETwA tournament play 1993-1994

ML@Coyote

victim shaming misogynist. Who is the real "victim shaming misogynist?" I say Kavanaugh is the victim of an obvious smear campaign, and that Ford is the misogynist who is trying to shame him. She is a misogynist because deliberately and publicly portrays women as being dishonest and manip...

ML@Coyote

Whoever they bring in, I think the first order of business ought to be the hands.

I count four:

Two hands to hold down the arms of Ms. Ford.
One hand to cover her mouth.
One hand to try to remove her clothing.

Granted, I've never accosted a woman before, so maybe I'm wrong.

ML@Coyote

I think they should bring in Scotland Yard.

ML@Coyote

In the highly politicized atmosphere which has long attended the nominally apolitical arena of Court Justices, Presidents often attempt to buttress their agendas by selecting Court Justice nominees favorable toward their views. At times, however, the judicial leanings of Court Justices prove differ...

ML@Coyote

Ford has claimed that Kavanaugh pinned her to a bed one summer while they were in high school in the 1980s and "groped her over her clothes, grinding his body against hers and clumsily attempting to pull off her one-piece bathing suit and the clothing she wore over it." Ford has said she ...

ML@Coyote

In the highly politicized atmosphere which has long attended the nominally apolitical arena of Court Justices, Presidents often attempt to buttress their agendas by selecting Court Justice nominees favorable toward their views. At times, however, the judicial leanings of Court Justices prove differ...

ML@Coyote

http://thehill.com/sites/default/files/styles/thumb_small_article/public/elephants_082218getty.jpg?itok=Oy7FOW33 I'm not a hunter. I've never even owned a gun. I fired a friend's 22 once at some bottles and cans on the top of a fence. It was a lot of fun. But I think I'd have a hard time shooting a...

ML@Coyote

So ML, how many inches did you take these last few days? I'm talking about rain, you fukking perverts. :x I would be willing to wager you have had more rain fall on you in the last 3 days than you did for the rest of your desert dwelling ass' days. Welcome to the SEC where the downpour was invented...

ML@Coyote

Can you 'splain to me just WTF a planted bag of weed would change? Yeah that's plausible, because few people smoke weed, and its justification for shooting a perp in self defense. You realize this literally can't happen, right? You have no concept of how the law works and are entering Alex Jones te...

ML@Coyote

Sounds like a horrible idea. Seems to me radio, TV, Internet, and word of mouth serve to pass information along pretty quickly. What situations to these people envision that would require contacting us by phone?

ML@Coyote

Where would you have him put your National Enquirer? With the canned goods? Or with the chips and bread?

ML@Coyote

B…researched this for you, and found: Five curious things about the new Aston Martin ad 1 The original photographer schedule to shoot the ad was a young man by the name of Clyde Witherspoon. Clyde did not show up for the shoot, and in his place was an unknown photographer who said his name was Dinsd...

ML@Coyote

Softball Bat wrote:No on Derron.

I vote yes.

Salt of the earth.

Reliable, trustworthy, and straightforward.

And his posts often make me laugh.

ML@Coyote

Screw_Michigan wrote:Who actually watches the ~~Weather Channel~~ television? It's been trash for years.

Fixed it.

ML@Coyote

Never mind that he wants to eliminate most of what has made Texas a success. So stupid, how do I even respond to this nonsense? Why change now? Respond as you usually do: 1. Blame Trump 2. Make up a "fact" 3. Call someone a racist 4. Refer to a CNN story What are you waiting for?

ML@Coyote

We cancelled our trip to CA, and are toughing it out in hurricane force 3mph winds. They say we're supposed to get some rain soon.

Good thing about Florence is that it gave me an excuse to miss a wedding.

ML@Coyote

Here's to you, you pussy-dripping, ass-fucking, shit-eating, vagina-faced, leg-humping, golden-showered, jizz-stained, black cock sucking, faggot-assed bitch!

Who says I'm not classy?

ML@Coyote

interpreting the Bible literally Much of the Bible is clearly written to be taken literally. Some parts are obviously allegory, symbolism, etc. It is usually very easy to tell which is which. I'll respect your right to live your life according to however you wish to interpret the Bible, so long as ...

ML@Coyote

Good to see Dallas police planted weed on the victim in an attempt to discredit him. Actually, it went down like this: Trump got wind of an up and coming black man in Dallas who, by good fortune, lived directly below a Dallas PD officer's apartment. Being the racist that he is, Trump wanted the upp...

ML@Coyote

MgoBlue-LightSpecial wrote:Having looked back at many of these iterations, the common theme is HOLY FUCK was that shit horrible. What used to pass as "funny" or "good smack" hasn't aged well at all.

I don't know MGO.

I remember having a lot of fun.

ML@Coyote

I think Willie’s interest in politics pretty much begin and end at legalize weed. He also has supported the LGBT movement, was a critic of the Iraq war, an advocate of biofuels, and a supporter of animal rights campaigns. He's been involved in a few things. The fact that he's backing a dem should b...

ML@Coyote

The real reason we cannot have the Ten Commandments posted in a courthouse: You cannot post "Thou shalt not steal," and "Thou shalt not commit adultery," and "Thou shalt not lie" in a building full of lawyers, judges, and politicians. It creates a hostile work environme...

ML@Coyote

Screw_Michigan wrote:
ML@Coyote wrote: there's probably an equally dumb liberal who came to the same realization and became a fan.
Doubt it

You should never doubt the fraternity of liberals.

ML@Coyote

For every offended conservative dumbshit who just now realized Willie is a liberal, there's probably an equally dumb liberal who came to the same realization and became a fan.

ML@Coyote

I think these days it boils down to religion. Somehow over the years rigid Christianity has infiltrated the conservative cause. Artists tend to be freer thinkers and scientists and college professors tend to be better educated as to the problems caused by interpreting the Bible literally, thus they ...

ML@Coyote

Sign I saw on a Baptist church last week:

The weakest part of any automobile is the nut holding the steering wheel.

ML@Coyote

People were sick and tired of corrupt politicians. So they elected a corrupt businessman. Shocking. My feeling is that people don't mind having a scoundrel in office so much (despite what they claim). They just want someone who can get things done. I think current public opinion is guided largely b...

ML@Coyote

It started on the day he was elected, and has carried on ever since.

I've never seen anything quite like it.

Even my wife hates him, and she' voted for him.

Search found 793 matches