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by Mississippi Neck
Wed Dec 27, 2006 4:04 pm
Forum: NFL
Topic: Philly retardation & other douchebaggery
Replies: 43
Views: 1914

Hats off to jiminphilly and other Eagle fans. Season sweep and a total asskicking on Christmas. Nice job. I thought the game turned on that goal line stand by Philly. Dallas is in real trouble now for the playoffs, having to go on the road as a wild card. Never know what team is going to show up, ho...
by Mississippi Neck
Fri Dec 22, 2006 9:49 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Why would Bush even acknowledge Kwanzaa?
Replies: 108
Views: 6923

A lot of people around here need pictures with their instruction manual you know.
by Mississippi Neck
Fri Dec 22, 2006 8:55 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Why would Bush even acknowledge Kwanzaa?
Replies: 108
Views: 6923

jtr wrote:I'm just saying even without slavery there probably would have been a Civil War, just like even without the wright brothers we still would be flying around the world these days.

Yep, it was inevitable the ever widening gulf over grits would have led to massive bloodshed.
by Mississippi Neck
Fri Dec 22, 2006 8:02 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Why would Bush even acknowledge Kwanzaa?
Replies: 108
Views: 6923

jtr wrote:
mvscal wrote:Without slavery there is no Civil War and that is pretty much the bottom line.
With that theroy you'd believe that without the Wright Bros. we wouldn't be flying in space right now

Well, that makes no sense whatsoever. Please elaborate.
by Mississippi Neck
Fri Dec 22, 2006 7:20 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Why would Bush even acknowledge Kwanzaa?
Replies: 108
Views: 6923

True
by Mississippi Neck
Fri Dec 22, 2006 7:13 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Why would Bush even acknowledge Kwanzaa?
Replies: 108
Views: 6923

mvscal wrote:
OCmike wrote:
but I disassociate myself from the vile causes they fought for..
States' rights?
And which "state right", specifically, are we talking about?


Was the war about slavery? Yes.

But was it only about slavery? No.


Short response to a lloooonngg answer.
by Mississippi Neck
Fri Dec 22, 2006 7:07 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Why would Bush even acknowledge Kwanzaa?
Replies: 108
Views: 6923

Fuck those idiots who believe its a symbol of heritage and years of sacrifice. They're lying to themselves. We all know what it means. As a born and (in)bred Southerner, my opinion is that the Confederate flag is definitely a symbol of racism and all that was wrong with the Old South. Its just wron...
by Mississippi Neck
Fri Dec 22, 2006 3:34 pm
Forum: BIG TIME POWER COLLEGE FOOTBALL
Topic: Hey Oregon. Way to represent! You suck.
Replies: 19
Views: 560

I guess you were the three people watching that game last night.
by Mississippi Neck
Fri Dec 22, 2006 3:11 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Why would Bush even acknowledge Kwanzaa?
Replies: 108
Views: 6923

Name one person, who is not a dumbfuck, who thinks that flag (BTW- I mean Beauregard's Battle flag when I say the 'CF') has nothing to do with race. To many in the US South it is a symbol of their heritage and pride in their ancestors who held out during years of war under terrible odds and sacrifi...
by Mississippi Neck
Wed Dec 20, 2006 2:41 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Ever had a colonoscopy?
Replies: 132
Views: 11022

Ingse Bodil wrote:
Mississippi Neck wrote:
Ingse Bodil wrote: Who is Mississippi Neck, and what makes him unique around these parts?

Damn, I didn't know I had this whole mystique thing going.

Well? Who are you, Neck? What do you do better than anyone else here?

I prefer to keep my mystique intact. Oooooo
by Mississippi Neck
Tue Dec 19, 2006 1:30 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Ever had a colonoscopy?
Replies: 132
Views: 11022

Ingse Bodil wrote: Who is Mississippi Neck, and what makes him unique around these parts?

Damn, I didn't know I had this whole mystique thing going.
by Mississippi Neck
Tue Dec 19, 2006 1:27 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Joe Barbera dead
Replies: 19
Views: 560

I saw a show in college once called HR Pufnstuff or something like that. WHoever wrote that show was on mushrooms.
by Mississippi Neck
Tue Dec 19, 2006 1:25 am
Forum: NFL
Topic: SHEli blows.....
Replies: 14
Views: 368

Archie was a very average to poor professional QB. He had one pretty good year and a couple so-so years but, for the most part, he sucked horsecock. Archie was much closer to Eli than Peyton. Peyton's numbers already dwarf his old man's despite playing in fewer games. I think one has to take into a...
by Mississippi Neck
Mon Dec 18, 2006 11:48 pm
Forum: NFL
Topic: SHEli blows.....
Replies: 14
Views: 368

i rooted for manning at Ole Miss, when him and his overrated, derelict father, tried to run the draft, i gave him a fuck you. San Diego raped NYG in that deal. hopefully gints stay home, miss playoffs, NY media has handled him with kid gloves, they fall out of playoffs and fans and media crush the ...
by Mississippi Neck
Mon Dec 18, 2006 11:17 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: A Public Service Announcement for the Reindeer
Replies: 22
Views: 2461

Since before your mom rubbed her oozing snatch on the greasy curb at 42nd & Broadway and impregnated herself with a genetic cocktail of rat, pigeon, and hobo semen. Jeebus Blitzen, thanks for that lovely visual. The Holiday is now complete. Cheers. btw---was that the same method of esmackulate ...
by Mississippi Neck
Mon Dec 18, 2006 10:36 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Another NBA fight...
Replies: 89
Views: 4007

Dumas deserves his due as well. But to say Thomas wasn't a great player is just asinine.
by Mississippi Neck
Mon Dec 18, 2006 9:13 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Another NBA fight...
Replies: 89
Views: 4007

I think you are waaaaaaaaaayyyyy off on this one. No, I'm dead-on. 'Tis fact, bro. Tis the facts here, bro: Complete Bio | Summary | Complete Stats G FG% FT% Rebs RPG Asts APG Stls Blks Pts PPG 979 .452 .759 3478 3.6 9,061 9.3 1,861 249 18,822 19.2 Full Name: Isiah Lord Thomas III Born: 4/30/61 in ...
by Mississippi Neck
Mon Dec 18, 2006 8:53 pm
Forum: NFL
Topic: SHEli blows.....
Replies: 14
Views: 368

geez Charger Mike, let it go. You're winning with Rivers, it all worked out. Maybe you should thank Eli for not coming...
by Mississippi Neck
Mon Dec 18, 2006 7:52 pm
Forum: NFL
Topic: LaDainian Tomlinson
Replies: 37
Views: 1926

trev wrote:It's LT for MVP.

By the way, The Skins brought the pressure on Brees yesterday.
Can't fault Drew for that.
Sure you can. He has to make better decisions under pressure. He threw the ball up for grabs many a time yesterday.
by Mississippi Neck
Mon Dec 18, 2006 7:47 pm
Forum: NFL
Topic: Jeff Triplette
Replies: 11
Views: 389

mvscal wrote:It passed the line of scrimmage and was touched by the receiving team. It was a muff.
yeah I know. KC gets all jacked because they blocked the punt then they Leon Lett the ball and SD recovers. LT to the house. Game over.
by Mississippi Neck
Mon Dec 18, 2006 2:36 am
Forum: NFL
Topic: Jeff Triplette
Replies: 11
Views: 389

Its funny that you can block a punt and not get possession. Then, of course, LT takes it to the house. Bwahh
by Mississippi Neck
Sun Dec 17, 2006 10:05 pm
Forum: NFL
Topic: This week's TO Bullshit
Replies: 16
Views: 568

KC Paul 3.0 wrote:Surprising.....no, REALLY. :meds:
I heard that Larry Johnson was so upset after this incident that he beat the shit out of someone else's woman.
by Mississippi Neck
Sun Dec 17, 2006 6:09 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Ever had a colonoscopy?
Replies: 132
Views: 11022

And Mississippi, this is the link to the woman you call out as either fat and ugly or lez and ugly: http://www.theoneboard.com/stuff/doomsday but those are old photos and everybody (including you) should have seen them by now. The southern swipe was an incest swipe, southerners only wanting a girl ...
by Mississippi Neck
Sun Dec 17, 2006 6:01 pm
Forum: NFL
Topic: This week's TO Bullshit
Replies: 16
Views: 568

Really? I think a fine and the total loss of respect from his peers is enough. Don't know if he really cares about that, but, what else are you going to do?
by Mississippi Neck
Sun Dec 17, 2006 4:00 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: If you'r going to judge the Javelin.......
Replies: 28
Views: 1678

Ingse Bodil wrote:People die all the time, but it's not cool when they do die .

Um, thanks for that tip.
by Mississippi Neck
Sun Dec 17, 2006 3:59 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Ever had a colonoscopy?
Replies: 132
Views: 11022

Talkin' to me neck? No AP. I'm talking about the two chicks on that thread. They ARE ugly. Mississippi... a southerner, eh? well, I guess if the female isn't Sis or Ma, there's no point at all in your region of the the country, is there? /hat tip Very good. Yes, Mississippi(though I dont live there...
by Mississippi Neck
Sun Dec 17, 2006 3:48 pm
Forum: NFL
Topic: The MIchael Vick Circle Jerk
Replies: 26
Views: 1847

poptart wrote:Vick is overpaid, quirky, black, and has somewhat questionable character.
So .... he receives a lot of criticism.
.

He's a below average QB who makes incredible plays just often enough for people to expect more out of him. I dont think being black opens him up to any more or less criticism.
by Mississippi Neck
Sun Dec 17, 2006 1:50 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Ever had a colonoscopy?
Replies: 132
Views: 11022

Yes, a written apology and also one with this term called brevity to add to my tard list of sigs. I am sorry, Mike. You have no idea how foolish and stupid I feel right now. I wrote a check I could not cash, trashing your reputation in the process. For whatever it may be worth, I apologize to you. ...
by Mississippi Neck
Sun Dec 17, 2006 1:49 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Ever had a colonoscopy?
Replies: 132
Views: 11022

Atomic Punk wrote:Talkin' to me neck?
No AP. I'm talking about the two chicks on that thread. They ARE ugly.
by Mississippi Neck
Sun Dec 17, 2006 1:44 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Ever had a colonoscopy?
Replies: 132
Views: 11022

One fat ass and one ugly lez. Anyone could do better at closing time...
by Mississippi Neck
Sat Dec 16, 2006 10:11 pm
Forum: NFL
Topic: Lamar Hunt 1932-2006
Replies: 63
Views: 2687

Goodbye Mr. Hunt. RIP.

The story of Hunt and Bud Adams getting thrown out of Papa Bear's office is still funny.
by Mississippi Neck
Sat Dec 16, 2006 5:08 pm
Forum: BIG TIME POWER COLLEGE FOOTBALL
Topic: for Calfan
Replies: 7
Views: 211

Thanks, PSU. As most of you know, I was a very talented football player and had my choice of many schools to play at. I was seriously considering UCLA for the same reasons that I chose to go to Cal (and not play football) well, there were many reasons for that. [/i] No, most of us dont know that.
by Mississippi Neck
Sat Dec 16, 2006 3:26 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Women and Sports...
Replies: 73
Views: 2833

Ingse Bodil wrote:Little dick + No ass = peanut butter and chocolate of sex

they're not really great things, but they go great together.

Equates sex to food imagery.
Loves fat asses.

It all makes sense.
by Mississippi Neck
Fri Dec 15, 2006 9:17 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Women and Sports...
Replies: 73
Views: 2833

What I like about Erin's ass is it looks like the kind I can grab lustily with my hands, slide my salami inside her twat, and pound her so hard it feels like my dick is going to pop out of her asshole or her throat. Other than that its no big deal.... Translation: You have a small dick. And that al...
by Mississippi Neck
Fri Dec 15, 2006 8:51 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Women and Sports...
Replies: 73
Views: 2833

What I like about Erin's ass is it looks like the kind I can grab lustily with my hands, slide my salami inside her twat, and pound her so hard it feels like my dick is going to pop out of her asshole or her throat.

Other than that its no big deal....
by Mississippi Neck
Fri Dec 15, 2006 8:12 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Women and Sports...
Replies: 73
Views: 2833

Geez, put me in the room of people thinking Erin is fine. Getting crowded in here..
by Mississippi Neck
Fri Dec 15, 2006 8:11 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Customer Service Debacles?
Replies: 36
Views: 1994

that's what I'm talking about PSUfan No kidding. Did you post a Customer service debacle story, though? No - wtf? Did you think we needed your NM service garage recommendation? Well fine then, here I am posting in your thread where a majority of the other dudes don't want to look like a moron becau...
by Mississippi Neck
Fri Dec 15, 2006 7:58 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: A few things I've noticed about this place
Replies: 110
Views: 7860

BSmack wrote:Holy shit Luther. You just dropped the Atomic Knee Drop, the Camel Clutch and an Inverted Suplex Slam all at once. Somebody hit the mat 3 times.

Is that like the hood clutch??
by Mississippi Neck
Fri Dec 15, 2006 7:20 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: A few things I've noticed about this place
Replies: 110
Views: 7860

Ok, Luth's post just guaranteed another two or three pages on this thread...minimal.
by Mississippi Neck
Fri Dec 15, 2006 6:51 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: If you'r going to judge the Javelin.......
Replies: 28
Views: 1678

She probably couldnt get out of the way because apparently her pants were two inches too long.

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