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Jay in Phoenix wrote:

AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!

oK. I've been runn3d... for now. But I'll be back. And I'll have a plan. For REVENGE. Sweet, cold REVENGE.

oot.

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Charter Members list Interesting list. I'm curious how you came up with it, Morte. Mostly oldtimers but a with few newbs and trolls thrown in. FYI - orc got run Simple process: who is lame, feeble, weak, stupid, lowdown, retarded and all around stinky? Thus the list. I have spoken. Oldtime, newbs, ...

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Prey in Feenix,

You;'re calling me THAT guy? That's fucking low even for you. Oh it's ON now. You will be reeling from smack so strong you'll be begging to read all quackerbacker posts backwards and forwards. Tremble in fear or I'll go all Cuda on you.

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MgoBlue-LightSpecial wrote:
--whatever else it is losers and feebs come up with
The creative juices are strong in this one.

Pretty difficult to imagine what losers and feebs come up with since I"m not one and all. Look you've made your time now just embrace it and launch all zig for great Feeble Justice.

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smackaholic wrote:do we get a health plan?

Yeah, but it's limited to euthanizing proceedures.

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RumpleForeskin wrote:Feeb spelled backwards is beef.

RumpleForeskin wrote:Who is in charge of the punch?

Just make sure everyone gets one cup before Mgo's shammy brows soak it all up.

Someone needs lunch. You are appointed food and beverage manager. I'm sure crawfish and corn on the cob will go over well with this bunch.

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When will our membership cards be sent? Do we have reciprocal agreements with other clubs? Memebership cards will be sent soon. Agreements with other clubs are up to you guys. The first one you should negotiate is a an understanding with the Mag7 Club. You Feebs need to figure out which crew is &qu...

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Is that a feeb list or the results from a DNA sweep of your ass uterus? Can you think of a better list? JUST BECAUSE you and mikey and dins aren't on the list NOW doesn't mean you wont find yourselfs on it later on mister. Mind your peas and ques, fuckomatic. You're on double secret AP ass probing.

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Yeah. I got the memo. And I understand the policy. And the problem is just that I forgot the one time. And I've already taken care of it so it's not even really a problem anymore. Oh no. No high falutin' workplace scenerios for you. TPS memos? WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY above your peter prinicple. You'l...

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God dammit i never make a list.... :( WTF, this must be a mistake. Yiu guy's should be on the list, we need you on the list! I'm gonna submit the proper forms (in triplicate mind you) and have this oversight corrected. http://i278.photobucket.com/albums/kk116/Morte_2008/yeah.jpg So ya thought ya mi...

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I'd rather be included with some of the other names on that list... Well aren't you justa pious flamer? ...than with a shit troll who's too much of a pussy to post this under his primary nic. Just sayin'. Who's a shit troll who's too much of a pussy... and where is that list? YOU are a charter memb...

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Jsc810 wrote:
Mr T wrote:God dammit i never make a list....
I finally made a list but am last on it. Damn, always something.

Your inclusion revolves around a sort of "make a wish foundation" grant. You know, making dreams come true for the terminally ill and all.

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Mr T wrote:God dammit i never make a list....

You and Felix are lower than losers. Therefore you have to prove yourselvs fine feebs.

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The Feeb/Losers of this board need mutual support and aid. On thier own they are a sad fucking collection of filth. Maybe if they band together life under fire might be easier for them to bear. Seriousl.y bennies include but are not limited to: **pity racks and thread replies from other FF/LL member...

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Godfuckingdammit Pickle your faggot fits just make it more and more clear every fucking time that you're gay as a pink xmas tree full of canaries. Being all out racist is cool. You are giving us a bad image. All the "DIE DIE!" talk is cheerleading at best. And stupid because everyone is go...

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Bri is harmless. He's like the nerdy guy in school always trying to be like the cool guys. I wish I had saved all the photos from that epic "Clonestock" in 1998. We had about 60 people on the bus headed to Dodger Stadium from the National Sport's Grill in Fullerton complete with a keg of ...

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Whatthefuckever about sport or not sport. Golf sucks ass when it comes to watching the shit, which is what this ghey thread started with. It is a JOKE, and not even as good as what sirfindafold posts. Its the fucked up joke like you hear end with "you had to be there"!

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Dr_Feebles and Dinstroll need to STFU.

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I train at both camps Training for what? You gonna step in the ring with Matt Roloff? I very sure I could knock out pretty much anyone here on this board. While you have spent the better half of this decade trying to get net cred ive been making money and ive also been doing my passiion MMA/BJJ Mua...

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All this shit is good for Oslumma. It distracts from the real issue, which is that he's a fucktard.

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HOLY FUCK RACK DINSDALE!

The KC goons can add to their limited smack with "I know you are AP, but what am I?"

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Sirfindafold wrote:

What the fuck does this pic have to do with all the threads you post them in?

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I missed this one. venlafaxine HCL (Effexor) is what you are taking in addition to the pysch cocktail you're gobbling in addition to alcohol??? For those of you that don't know about this drug he takes WITH alcohol... there is a warning for patients to monitor them for "suicidal ideation"...

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FUCK YOU --ASSHOLE !! I pay for everything I get---how about you ?? FUCK you and the horse you rode in on !! Stick it up your ass !! want more ?? FUCK YOU !! No. Oh no you di-eeent. You did not just meltdown over a Toodle Owned post. Wolfman, you are one of the preeminent elderstatesmen of the boar...

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What the fuck are you talking about?

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Such a wealth of hysterical bullshit comes from the keyboard of L. TRNS it would take an eternity to pick apart that embarrassment of riches. Better still, in general, is the sight of white guys who support Barack O-h.rapbrown. They must wallow in the most abject guilt inspired self-hatred imaginabl...

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Get to it, MaryRed and LTS TRouNced.

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Ana Ng wrote:When I'm not around.

Prolly.

Oh yeah, it's ALL ABOUT YOU, right, cod crotch?

How did the old joke go, again?

How many women does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Just one to stand there and hold it while the world rotates around her.

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Unkle Fuckface needs help alright. Mental help . And the first thing his therapist needs to get into his well aired head is that he needs to sit back and shut the fuck up while intelligent adults are talking. Unkle Fuckface needs some shaking up since he's given to sitting in front of his computer a...

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Morty, have you by chance got a big ol' forearm-sized textured and heated electro-vibrolux gerbil-shaped dildo up your ass as you tap out such mewling jingoisms? What...are you trying to imitate? You're like babs/prick on a bender. Your comments are ludicrous. You'd shoot yourself in the foot if yo...

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Wasn't RumpleForeskin the humorous punching bag for all of the posters on the epic message board T1B? IKYABWAI blasts after all that sophisticated venacular that you just arrogantly spread over a few threads? Nice shift, Paul 3.1. You can try to imitate the Great Dinsdale_Pirhana all you want. But ...

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Two day old baby troll with 14 posts says what? Besides making my point. Why do you drool so much? Your point, AP, is to make being a fag acceptable. Nice try. And I'm not making it for you. I don't realy give a fuck if you guys do your "thing" together. Homosmack, as understood by the gr...

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Wasn't RumpleForeskin the humorous punching bag for all of the posters on the epic message board T1B?

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OUR- yes, that is proper usage. Personal pronoun plural. The war effort is a collective undertaking. Sure the fat cats get the lions share of the goods. Sure they benefit from the worker's surplus value . But it is an open system where anyone who isn't a feeb (and even some who are like Oprah) can b...

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Oh good, so we're going to own Iraq officially now? Awesome. To the inevitable bullshit "that's colonialism!" squeaking forthcoming: tough shit. The fucked up muds over there want nothing less than to make everyone in the west bow to the fucking rock in Mecca. Their aspirations are worse t...

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Willie Poppins was a lot of things (mostly in pounds and ounces) and the georgia peach is still unapologetic about his former M.O. But anyone with a fucking brain can understand that for the last six months or so he's been a stand up poster on this board. The haters are singing an old tune now outda...

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Fantastic artist. He will be missed. Interesting that one , if not my top 2 posters are in the thread. Heya Tom and Mikey? How have y'all been? OF COURSE YOU LIKE THEM. THEY USE THEIR REAL FIRST NAMES ON THE BOARD. IT IS FRANKLY HILARIOUS THAT YOU AND YOUR FRESNO BUDDIES CANNOT HANDLE ANONYMITY. NO...

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This thread is a troll job. Prior to this thread, the real TVO started one of his morbid death count in Iraq threads. So far so good. Get's people to think that the real TVO is around. Then he let Atomic Cunt borrow his nic because, of course, the delusional drunk fuckhead can always count on being...

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Riiiiiiight. And so, pugilism not being your strong suit, you're relegated to punching bag rank. That of course dovetails nicely with the sum of woman as masochistic whiny derivative of adam's rib. Hardly a self sustaining entity. Always an ornamental vehicle for procreation and source of strife. An...

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You fight like a girl. No suprise there, no doubt? Is it any wonder that the anatomical symbolism chosen for cowardice and weakness is vag?

Your mind, crushed by waves of emotion, is a pitiable mush of primordial desire.

Hardly a thing to be feared.

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