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by RJ
Sat Aug 16, 2008 5:24 pm
Forum: NFL
Topic: News and Notes 8/13/08
Replies: 49
Views: 1321

Re: News and Notes 8/13/08

But overall, damn, Russell IS a seriously impressive looking QB with a seriously impressive package of tools. Time will tell whether he can live up to what he might be. Hell yes he's impressive. How'd you like those scrambling skills for a man of his size? Pretty damn fast, huh? His pocket presence...
by RJ
Mon Aug 11, 2008 6:55 pm
Forum: MLB
Topic: How'd that taste, Yankeefan?
Replies: 3
Views: 539

How'd that taste, Yankeefan?

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: http://www.gascoals.net/Portals/1/087/CAL-T&T-300-FrenchStreetBroom.jpg Once again, PWNT by the Halos. Sweeping the motherfuck out of both teams BSPN sucks off ferociously within a 3 week span (including the Cock Sox twice): Priceless. Fuck you Yankee and Red ...
by RJ
Mon Aug 11, 2008 6:28 pm
Forum: NFL
Topic: Training Camp Issues
Replies: 97
Views: 5032

Re: Training Camp Issues

Nice breakdown, Pop. Let add a few things...... - M. Bush looks SMOOTH running the ball, and he packs a major load when he squares his shoulders He was the player of the game IMO. He looked VERY decisive and strong in hitting the hole and gaining yards-he also has excellent hands and caught a few pa...
by RJ
Fri Aug 08, 2008 11:58 pm
Forum: NFL
Topic: Brett Favre is now a NEW YORK JET
Replies: 48
Views: 3367

Re: Brett Favre is now a NEW YORK JET

Thoughts and prayers, PackerFan. You're a goddamn disgrace. You and the sniveling assPacker fans need to get the fuck out and find another forum to wipe your crocodile tears away, KC OxygenNetwork. RACK 'Tart, as usual. Nobody outside of frozen cholesterol clogged central gives 2 fucks about that s...
by RJ
Fri Aug 08, 2008 11:48 pm
Forum: NFL
Topic: My 2 Cents
Replies: 1
Views: 287

Re: My 2 Cents

Nobody gives a smooth, wet fuck about Packer cunts or thier feelings.


Bunch of sniveling pussies-Get a grip you goddamn pathetic excuses for fans. Christ, you'd think this shit team and QB won more than 1 fucking Super Bowl in the past 39 years with the way they're acting.
by RJ
Tue Aug 05, 2008 12:09 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: hi!! is there someone here named rumpleforeskin
Replies: 19
Views: 2364

Re: hi!! is there someone here named rumpleforeskin

Thats what the fuck i'm talking about. Maybe if your sloppy ass manpooch having self would take some time away from constantly strapping the feedbag to your godawful wife's grille or sweatshopping cheap fucking suits all day, you'd be more apt to run smackless dick funnels like "kid nashville&q...
by RJ
Mon Aug 04, 2008 10:25 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: hi!! is there someone here named rumpleforeskin
Replies: 19
Views: 2364

Re: hi!! is there someone here named rumpleforeskin

Some wayward tard named "kid nashville" comes in here and literally kicks the cuntdust off the weary old clitflaps patrolling this shit forum and they just roll the hell over?



Pathetic.



This forum sucks fat fucking jizzing porpoise cock.
by RJ
Mon Aug 04, 2008 9:50 pm
Forum: NFL
Topic: Shanahan predicts playoffs for Broncos
Replies: 16
Views: 773

Re: Shanahan predicts playoffs for Broncos

RevLimiter wrote: You see, incessant drivel like what you posted above has no place here in the NFL forum.
Which is exactly why KaptainCrunch 300.0 shitlaps run should be fucking banned from here.


Shit takes
Shit smack
Shit poster


Boot this Haagen Daaz IV'd dumbfuck already.
by RJ
Mon Aug 04, 2008 9:25 pm
Forum: MLB
Topic: Is there even a damn need to play.......
Replies: 18
Views: 1757

Re: Is there even a damn need to play.......

Colored me shocked that the only 3 dumbfucks who bit are from KC. Living in a city for 3 months of my 28 years makes me from KC?? Perhaps you're the dumbfuck and not us KC folk. If it walks like a labotomized gimp and IKYABWAI's like a labotomized gimp........ How about I just book the ticket for y...
by RJ
Mon Aug 04, 2008 9:11 pm
Forum: NFL
Topic: Shanahan predicts playoffs for Broncos
Replies: 16
Views: 773

Re: Shanahan predicts playoffs for Broncos

Very believable, KC Pursetrings 3.0 tons.........


Did you ask your wife if you could post that response now, or are you living on the edge and plan to tell her later while asking for the rest of this weeks lunch money?



Fucking nougat sweating pork rind.
by RJ
Mon Aug 04, 2008 4:38 pm
Forum: MLB
Topic: Is there even a damn need to play.......
Replies: 18
Views: 1757

Re: Is there even a damn need to play.......

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:


I almost deleted this thread because I figured nobody would bite since i've been starting this near exact same thread before every season for the past 4 years.



Colored me shocked that the only 3 dumbfucks who bit are from KC.


Fucking tools.
by RJ
Sun Aug 03, 2008 9:59 pm
Forum: MLB
Topic: 2008 Detroit Tigers Thread
Replies: 79
Views: 3583

Re: 2008 Detroit Tigers Thread

Buwahahahahahahaha

Fuck the tigers.
by RJ
Sun Aug 03, 2008 9:49 pm
Forum: MLB
Topic: Is there even a damn need to play.......
Replies: 18
Views: 1757

Is there even a damn need to play.......

the rest of the season out? Well, besides the fact that we'll all get to see K-Rod demolish the all time saves record......... Seriously, the rest of you grapesack gobblers who root for ANY team other than the Angels are fucked-pure and simple. The Halos are a fucking buzzsaw, and there isnt a thing...
by RJ
Sun Aug 03, 2008 4:39 pm
Forum: NFL
Topic: AFC/NFC check in
Replies: 71
Views: 4741

Re: AFC/NFC check in

Chiefs’ top pick Dorsey hurts knee http://www.kansascity.com/sports/chiefs/story/731440.html" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false; How freaking classic is it that he hurt his knee during the Family Fun Night practice on Saturday. Candy ass much?? http://media.kansascity.com/smedi...
by RJ
Sat Aug 02, 2008 5:04 pm
Forum: NFL
Topic: Happy Friday reading, Chef fan -- suck it!
Replies: 31
Views: 2153

Re: Happy Friday reading, Chef fan -- suck it!

http://sports.espn.go.com/nfl/trainingcamp08/news/story?id=3516068" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false; RACK the everloving hell out of our owner. He may have had his bad signings (show me one owner who hasnt), but he truly cares about all his players (unless your name is marcus...
by RJ
Fri Aug 01, 2008 9:26 pm
Forum: NFL
Topic: 50 active players who are future hall of famers
Replies: 28
Views: 2882

Re: 50 active players who are future hall of famers

mvscal wrote:What the fuck, I'll even put you in Hall, Paula. You have essentially redefined the role of FAT, STUPID FUCK for all time.
RACK



Half of that list is nothing more than pure fucking trolling by the brainless cunts at ESPN.
by RJ
Fri Aug 01, 2008 8:37 pm
Forum: NBA
Topic: The Return of Clutch City is on the Horizon
Replies: 34
Views: 2526

Re: The Return of Clutch City is on the Horizon

Shut the fuck up, you whiny insufferable cunt. You and your shit team are laughably worthless.


Enjoy the bottom of our boot en route to our 15th title, bitch.
by RJ
Fri Aug 01, 2008 8:13 pm
Forum: NBA
Topic: The Return of Clutch City is on the Horizon
Replies: 34
Views: 2526

Re: The Return of Clutch City is on the Horizon

I laughed. A yoked up Bynum will now be manning the 5, which will send Gasol to his natural position at the 4, and Scrotum will be at the 3. In other words, the rest of the league is fucked for many, many years with the triple towers patrolling. Another 3peat is on the horizon for the Lake show. Get...
by RJ
Mon Jul 28, 2008 6:46 pm
Forum: NFL
Topic: AFC/NFC check in
Replies: 71
Views: 4741

Re: AFC/NFC check in

Diogenes wrote:
Loganfan wrote:If the damn CHargers would just win a SUper Bowl I could die and get out of MV's hair
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RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACK
by RJ
Mon Jul 28, 2008 5:54 pm
Forum: NFL
Topic: AFC/NFC check in
Replies: 71
Views: 4741

Re: AFC West check in

Dorsey will be in the Pro Bowl soon, if not this year. No, he fucking wont. Can't you read? You're only supposed to respond if you live in the same city as your team. 49er cocksnuggler says what? Christ, you're fucking stupid. Let's see... he played every game his senior year... every game his juni...
by RJ
Sun Jul 27, 2008 8:03 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Another Portland Cyclist v. Motorist incident (Yes ANOTHER)
Replies: 32
Views: 778

Re: Another Portland Cyclist v. Motorist incident (Yes ANOTHER)

My favorite part of this thread by far is when Bushice's pussy ass fails to mention that he's literally one of the spandex wearing grapesack inhalers that everyone's getting a hearty laugh out of. As if any more evidence was needed that this whiny cunt is a goddamn tinkerbell. http://www.survivinggr...
by RJ
Sun Jul 27, 2008 7:52 pm
Forum: NFL
Topic: AFC/NFC check in
Replies: 71
Views: 4741

Re: AFC West check in

Checking in to report that KC has just signed their #1 draft pick (5th overall) Glenn motherfucking Dorsey for an obscene amount of money. Dorsey will be in the Pro Bowl soon, if not this year. No, he fucking wont. In 2005, he started in 1 out of 13 games-and his work ethic was highly questioned as...
by RJ
Fri Jul 25, 2008 10:28 pm
Forum: NFL
Topic: Mike Silver of Yahoo! Sports ranks the NFL's owners
Replies: 24
Views: 2766

Re: Mike Silver of Yahoo! Sports ranks the NFL's owners

I wipe my ass with his list. Why, because Dude was SPOT ON with his assessment of YOUR team's owner? :lol: You should be more worried about your skidstain owner and his laughably pathetic failure to sign your #1 pick. How's that 5 year plan to get the Super Bowl working out for your franchise again...
by RJ
Fri Jul 25, 2008 10:19 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Time to federalize San Fran?
Replies: 18
Views: 1116

Re: Time to federalize San Fran?

Lawyers and Cunt Liberals have absolutely wrecked this once fine country....tell me you dumbfucks knew.
by RJ
Tue Jul 15, 2008 10:33 pm
Forum: NFL
Topic: Dear God, kill this hillbilly....
Replies: 162
Views: 7047

Re: Dear God, kill this hillbilly....

TheJon wrote:Image
by RJ
Tue Jul 15, 2008 9:26 pm
Forum: NFL
Topic: Dear God, kill this hillbilly....
Replies: 162
Views: 7047

Re: Dear God, kill this hillbilly....

TheJon=TheQuiveringPussy
by RJ
Tue Jul 15, 2008 6:36 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Who's 40 or Older in Here?
Replies: 104
Views: 5859

Re: Who's 40 or Older in Here?

This Thread wrote:Image

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by RJ
Tue Jul 15, 2008 6:32 pm
Forum: NFL
Topic: Time to clear the air
Replies: 22
Views: 3033

Re: Time to clear the air

I just want to add that mtools avatar is a little over the top for this venue. We all know he's a cock sucking fag and gets beaten down every season. Doesn't help that he's an SF fan. My 2 cents. RACK the gorgeous gam'd one. ...and can anyone tell me if B-Monica has Firefox? :meds: What a fucking t...
by RJ
Tue Jul 15, 2008 6:27 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Who's 40 or Older in Here?
Replies: 104
Views: 5859

Re: Who's 40 or Older in Here?

This thread wrote:Welcome to God's waiting room
by RJ
Tue May 27, 2008 10:47 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Breaking Bad.... Who likes the show?
Replies: 1
Views: 776

Re: Breaking Bad.... Who likes the show?

mvscal wrote:Die in a fire.
Fucking RACK
by RJ
Mon May 26, 2008 5:42 pm
Forum: NBA
Topic: Watching Odumb & Gaysol is painful
Replies: 6
Views: 1534

Re: Watching Odumb & Gaysol is painful

Go fuck yourself you sorry cunt of a fan. I dont see any threads in here praising the Lake Show (including Odom who was HUGE and Gasol) for thier hard fought series win over the Jizz or 20 point comback against the Cock Spurts..........yet here you are bashing them. Fuck you, you pathetically sorry ...
by RJ
Mon May 26, 2008 5:31 pm
Forum: ARCHIVE!
Topic: Au revio- Aufwieders-...aw, screw it...Later
Replies: 205
Views: 33380

Re: Au revio- Aufwieders-...aw, screw it...Later

At the sight of your exit stage left, perhaps R. James will come out of his foxhole? Or some other hole. Whats this horseshit? OC's always been a pretty funny read, and we only butted heads when he questioned my loyalty to my beloved silver and black. Before I kicked rocks, I shot Felix a PM statin...