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by Chyna
Thu Mar 11, 2010 2:52 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: This will likely put a smile on some faces
Replies: 39
Views: 2964

Re: This will likely put a smile on some faces

The Trolling Professionals II has taken a Dirt nap. http://netboards.org/forum_not_found.php terms of service violations no doubt :D Who else violated that board, besides you and your crap trolls like "Betty Poop? :doh: Hi Chyna, almost skimed by you. I doing fine thanks and you? Fabulous, dah...
by Chyna
Wed Mar 10, 2010 2:12 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Not so happy Birthday
Replies: 46
Views: 4714

Re: Not so happy Birthday

http://locker.stucknut.com/files/angiee/Simone.jpg "My internet friend's sister's boyfriend's brother's girlfriend heard from this guy who knows this kid who's going with a girl who saw AP pass out his picture at 31 Flavors last night". "I guess it's pretty serious." Like OMG-to...
by Chyna
Wed Mar 10, 2010 2:10 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: This will likely put a smile on some faces
Replies: 39
Views: 2964

Re: This will likely put a smile on some faces

BarFlie wrote:The Trolling Professionals II has taken a Dirt nap. http://netboards.org/forum_not_found.php

terms of service violations no doubt :D
Who else violated that board, besides you and your crap trolls like "Betty Poop? :doh:
by Chyna
Thu Mar 04, 2010 7:16 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Not so happy Birthday
Replies: 46
Views: 4714

Re: Not so happy Birthday

Sure Chyna, as that was a joke. The pics you have are all that exist. If you pay me enough and slap my ass, I can accommodate. I'll pass on the ass slappin'...how much $$ ??? Apparently your good friend Katy claims there is a pic of you in a red teddy. She's told people I have a copy as well as Lan...
by Chyna
Thu Mar 04, 2010 7:06 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Not so happy Birthday
Replies: 46
Views: 4714

Re: Not so happy Birthday

I never did give the wytches props for making my cock look 4 to 5 times bigger than it really is. So props. Ummm, why am I a topic again after what... 4 years? I think R-Jack's wife said neither myself nor R-Jack were responsible for the latest gelding? This was shortly after TV0 was doing an ass e...
by Chyna
Thu Mar 04, 2010 6:56 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Not so happy Birthday
Replies: 46
Views: 4714

Re: Not so happy Birthday

By far, this was the best nugget from that entire thread... Oh, and boys, do be careful when you have phone sex with her…. she tapes it. She actually has a tape of Ken ; of course he didn’t know he was being taped at the time. :lol: Oh and please be careful of the cockshots, boys- she likes to shar...
by Chyna
Thu Mar 04, 2010 4:50 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Not so happy Birthday
Replies: 46
Views: 4714

Re: Not so happy Birthday

Katy and a bestest fliend are no longer fliends, but instead, mortal enemies?? Can. Not. Believe. That. You payin' attention, Otis? Anyway ... I lost track of the times - at around 57 - that Katy said she was OUT of that thread. :D Only 57? She's showing amazing restraint. Maybe it's because she's ...
by Chyna
Thu Mar 04, 2010 4:33 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Not so happy Birthday
Replies: 46
Views: 4714

Re: Not so happy Birthday

Van wrote:By far, this was the best nugget from that entire thread...
Chyna, talking about Katy, wrote:Oh, and boys, do be careful when you have phone sex with her…. she tapes it.
She actually has a tape of Ken; of course he didn’t know he was being taped at the time.
:lol:
It was interesting to say the least.
by Chyna
Thu Mar 04, 2010 4:11 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Not so happy Birthday
Replies: 46
Views: 4714

Re: Not so happy Birthday

Mace wrote:
Yes, ask Marty for the link...he just purchased a penis pump (I gave him a killer discount).
Actually, I was more interested in the blow up sheep. Got any killer deals?
I think I'll just send everyone here one on me. :wink:
by Chyna
Thu Mar 04, 2010 3:57 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Not so happy Birthday
Replies: 46
Views: 4714

Re: Not so happy Birthday

I do!!! FTR, I never manufactured them, just sold wind up hopping penises and blow up sheep. :lol: Really? Got a website? Yes, ask Marty for the link...he just purchased a penis pump (I gave him a killer discount). Edited to add: Hey Marty if you need some elevator shoes or stilts I can hook you up...
by Chyna
Thu Mar 04, 2010 3:49 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Not so happy Birthday
Replies: 46
Views: 4714

Re: Not so happy Birthday

Martyred wrote:
mvscal wrote: I thought Chyna owned a dildo factory?

She wishes.
I do!!! FTR, I never manufactured them, just sold wind up hopping penises and blow up sheep. :lol:
by Chyna
Thu Mar 04, 2010 3:34 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Not so happy Birthday
Replies: 46
Views: 4714

Re: Not so happy Birthday

Martyred wrote:Chyna, you have issues.
Says the dewd who's trying to get into Katy's tarp sized panties. :lol: :lol:
by Chyna
Thu Mar 04, 2010 3:27 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Not so happy Birthday
Replies: 46
Views: 4714

Re: Not so happy Birthday

Any bets on how long this Love in will last?

I'm going to call another month and she''ll be interviewing for the next su...errr, I mean internet boyfriend/husband.
by Chyna
Thu Mar 04, 2010 3:19 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Not so happy Birthday
Replies: 46
Views: 4714

Re: Not so happy Birthday

Me thinks Marty wants some midget puss. :katy: I guess some people have to take Otis' very sloppy seconds :blorf:
by Chyna
Thu Mar 04, 2010 2:59 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Not so happy Birthday
Replies: 46
Views: 4714

Not so happy Birthday

http://thetrollingprofessionalsii.netboards.org/viewtopic.php?t=404 * NSFW!! Looks like there's trouble in paradise, the mental midget has pissed on another friend. No big surprise. Edited to add: She asked to be deleted- how long until she logs in under a phantom admin account and starts deleting ...
by Chyna
Wed Feb 17, 2010 8:33 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Newest registered user : R-Jack
Replies: 69
Views: 5954

Re: Newest registered user : R-Jack

You had to pay to move Toucan Sam and her three CPS bound little shits across two countries just to finally get some moisture on your blistered midget cock.


:lol: Perfection.
by Chyna
Mon Jan 25, 2010 5:38 am
Forum: ARCHIVE!
Topic: An open letter to PSUFAN...
Replies: 197
Views: 35444

Re: An open letter to PSUFAN...

Van wrote: Btw, I have no idea who you are,

:)
That's right, you do not. But I'm sure you'll fill these pages with what you think you know about me.
by Chyna
Mon Jan 25, 2010 5:18 am
Forum: ARCHIVE!
Topic: An open letter to PSUFAN...
Replies: 197
Views: 35444

Re: An open letter to PSUFAN...

And now that I can see Papa scatface is going to start dropping my real name profession, etc. I'm out before he prints a gps location for me. Good luck to this board, hopefully it will rid itself of all it's personal infowhores.
by Chyna
Mon Jan 25, 2010 5:15 am
Forum: ARCHIVE!
Topic: An open letter to PSUFAN...
Replies: 197
Views: 35444

Re: An open letter to PSUFAN...

Funny , I had plenty to say to her at that godforsakken site months ago, and it either was changed, deleted, and then I was banned. I will not post at the obsession du jour site again. That's how y'all "get over" and that's how y'all roll. It's all good. I see you're still smut smack........
by Chyna
Mon Jan 25, 2010 5:09 am
Forum: ARCHIVE!
Topic: An open letter to PSUFAN...
Replies: 197
Views: 35444

Re: An open letter to PSUFAN...

Like I told you in the PM, Scott - that was just fucking uncalled for. If you wanted to make things better, you could just say "Yeah - I shouldn't have done that, it was stupid, and I got caught up in the heat of the moment". That would definitely restore some of my faith in you. It's sup...
by Chyna
Mon Jan 25, 2010 4:50 am
Forum: ARCHIVE!
Topic: A little timeline
Replies: 132
Views: 23877

Re: A little timeline

Your sister cannot post anywhere , about anything without her moaning my name over and over again. I have been gone for months at a time, it does not matter, she still shrieks my name, so I just figure since there was someone from Katy's hometown and your sister's city and state searching me it was...
by Chyna
Mon Jan 25, 2010 4:40 am
Forum: ARCHIVE!
Topic: A little timeline
Replies: 132
Views: 23877

Re: A little timeline

chyna, bullshit. :lol: I wish it were. Don't turn your back on that little midget, just sayen. I have no idea what katy did or didn't do but i know lv did nothing of the sort, as you claim. Your sister cannot post anywhere , about anything without her moaning my name over and over again. I have bee...
by Chyna
Mon Jan 25, 2010 4:34 am
Forum: ARCHIVE!
Topic: An open letter to PSUFAN...
Replies: 197
Views: 35444

Re: An open letter to PSUFAN...

This is has to be the funniest shit I have seen on these or any other boards. OOOOh, she may call the FBI. Her Uncle! I have an uncle in the ....CIA! Yeah, that's the ticket! And MGO's list was freaking hilarious!! She's from kantuck and has an Uncle in the FBI? How many G men do you know by the na...
by Chyna
Mon Jan 25, 2010 4:30 am
Forum: ARCHIVE!
Topic: A little timeline
Replies: 132
Views: 23877

Re: A little timeline

Maybe I shouldn't be amazed that people take this internet crap so freakin' seriously and to this extent but I'm pretty damn amazed. Don't people have a real life to worry about? 95 % of people on these boards do. And then there are the ones that do not- Maybe, though...none of that resonates if yo...
by Chyna
Mon Jan 25, 2010 4:24 am
Forum: ARCHIVE!
Topic: A little timeline
Replies: 132
Views: 23877

Re: A little timeline

Samurai Gangbang wrote:chyna, bullshit. :lol:
I wish it were. Don't turn your back on that little midget, just sayen.
by Chyna
Mon Jan 25, 2010 4:23 am
Forum: ARCHIVE!
Topic: A little timeline
Replies: 132
Views: 23877

Re: A little timeline

Moving Sale wrote:
Chyna wrote: paid to do a background search
Now that's funny. Paid. I laughed.
OK, most likely slobbed someone's knob for it. I think that's what they consider payment in Kantucky.
by Chyna
Mon Jan 25, 2010 3:55 am
Forum: ARCHIVE!
Topic: A little timeline
Replies: 132
Views: 23877

Re: A little timeline

The funny part is, the gruesome two some (K&LV) have actually paid to do a background search on me, and me thinks I'm not the only one they have obsessed over. It's quite funny to see their reaction when someone even jokes about doing the same to them.
by Chyna
Mon Jan 25, 2010 3:46 am
Forum: ARCHIVE!
Topic: A little timeline
Replies: 132
Views: 23877

Re: A little timeline

Or, maybe they won't. Maybe the admin group is not spending every waking hour in chats, on boards, clacking out diatribes and clicking around sites and preparing screengrab testimonials while the children, unheeded, wail in the corner and the house arrest legbrace throbs. Excellent, and spot on, un...
by Chyna
Mon Jan 25, 2010 3:06 am
Forum: ARCHIVE!
Topic: An open letter to PSUFAN...
Replies: 197
Views: 35444

Re: An open letter to PSUFAN...

He found someone willing to fuck him and prioritize him Not so sure about that. Katy's To-do List 1. Log onto T1B (user denied) 2. Log onto Mag7 (share some bitterness, gossip, and info) 3. Call LV and chat board drama for about 2.5 hours 4. Call in sick to work 5. Log onto .net 6. Assemble a playl...
by Chyna
Mon Jan 05, 2009 8:11 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: T1B's Greatest "What Were They Thinking?" moments of 2008
Replies: 17
Views: 1916

Re: T1B's Greatest "What Were They Thinking?" moments of 2008

Dinsdale wrote:
I also coined "At least I'm not AP" in 2008.


Fucking pearls before swine, I tell you.
Stop blowing yer own horn. I was the one that got that pic and posted it for your enjoyment. Now that is what you call casting pearls before swine. Check yourself, blowhard.
by Chyna
Sun Jun 01, 2008 4:20 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Cul de Smack's GOLDEN RULE
Replies: 80
Views: 5135

Re: Cul de Smack's GOLDEN RULE

I wonder when AP will confirm or deny that he was chatting up(AKA cyberfucking) an extremely obese dude from Canuckville.
Hmm, maybe, just maybe he got the grannypanties from him? Inquiring minds want to know. :D
by Chyna
Sat May 31, 2008 8:00 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Cul de Smack's GOLDEN RULE
Replies: 80
Views: 5135

Re: Cul de Smack's GOLDEN RULE

I wish you were attractive so it would be cool and all. You are the ugliest female that has posted on the boards in 10 years or so. That would actually hurt my feelings if I actually gave a flying fuck what anyone on a smack board thought about me. You see, AP, I don’t post at these boards to look ...
by Chyna
Sat May 31, 2008 2:53 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Cul de Smack's GOLDEN RULE
Replies: 80
Views: 5135

Re: Cul de Smack's GOLDEN RULE

The Big Pickle wrote:
Chyna wrote:
Check your pm's.

WOWSA!!!
:shock: :mrgreen:


I had some good times with Red too. hehehehehehehe
She was a tough old broad, I kind of miss going toe to toe with her.
by Chyna
Sat May 31, 2008 2:46 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Cul de Smack's GOLDEN RULE
Replies: 80
Views: 5135

Re: Cul de Smack's GOLDEN RULE

The Big Pickle wrote:
Chyna wrote:
I remember. Do you remember who I trolled as?

Please tell!!!
Check your pm's.
by Chyna
Sat May 31, 2008 2:43 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Cul de Smack's GOLDEN RULE
Replies: 80
Views: 5135

Re: Cul de Smack's GOLDEN RULE

The Big Pickle wrote:I stuck around NE for about a year after the troll invasion. I was the one that brought over Missjo from Austrialia. Remember her??????

Oh yeah, I trolled under the nic "The Big Pickle". Big surprise, huh?
I remember. Do you remember who I trolled as?
by Chyna
Sat May 31, 2008 2:40 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Cul de Smack's GOLDEN RULE
Replies: 80
Views: 5135

Re: Cul de Smack's GOLDEN RULE

The Big Pickle wrote:I'm pretty sure he hooked up with that amazon from Austrialia too. I think her name was Missjo. Remember her?

Yes, I remember her. I remember you posting and being banned from there as well.
by Chyna
Sat May 31, 2008 2:29 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Cul de Smack's GOLDEN RULE
Replies: 80
Views: 5135

Re: Cul de Smack's GOLDEN RULE

JACKASS007????? After the troll invasion of the National Enquirer message board I stayed and recruited a couple of those cunts. Who was the fat bitch from down under? I brought that amazon, big titted, chick with a dikkk from Queensland to the trolls. They loved me over at National Enquirer. :D AP ...
by Chyna
Sat May 31, 2008 2:22 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Cul de Smack's GOLDEN RULE
Replies: 80
Views: 5135

Re: Cul de Smack's GOLDEN RULE

BTW, where did AP go?
Let me guess, he's banging one of the many hawt, freaky 20 somethings he runs with.
Or could he be doing what I asked him to and snapping the pic of him in a red teddy??
by Chyna
Sat May 31, 2008 2:18 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Cul de Smack's GOLDEN RULE
Replies: 80
Views: 5135

Re: Cul de Smack's GOLDEN RULE

JACKASS007????? After the troll invasion of the National Enquirer message board I stayed and recruited a couple of those cunts. Who was the fat bitch from down under? I brought that amazon, big titted, chick with a dikkk from Queensland to the trolls. They loved me over at National Enquirer. :D AP ...
by Chyna
Sat May 31, 2008 2:15 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Cul de Smack's GOLDEN RULE
Replies: 80
Views: 5135

Re: Cul de Smack's GOLDEN RULE

The chicks you traveled cross country to bang? Strippers? Freaky? A/S/L? Nah, boring house-fraus that liked to talk about J-Lo and Brad all day long. They were mostly at least 55 or over. AP- A.K.A. Austin liked to flirt with these women,and tried to "hook up" with them. He would send the...