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Mikey

Look it up dumbshit. I’m not your teacher, or your mommy. If you can get past FAUX News, Newsmax, and your fourth grade newsletter, it’s easy to find. I know that Google is another commie democrat conspiracy, but it can be your friend, and you can get most of the official data. Which you probably co...

Mikey

We cannot endure another 4 years of this administration’s fiscal ineptitude. What’s the solution? I haven’t a fucking clue. Become the world supplier of energy. As soon as the left took over, they scrapped everything. They actually used the strategic oil reserves. Reversed every policy from the tru...

Mikey

My wife predicted I'd lose $1,000 last month gambling. I only lost $980 so she shouldn't be upset, right? Is that how it works, Mikey? Your analogies don't make sense. If you didn't gamble at all you wouldn't win or lose. The economy continues whether you like it or not. There's not a continuous up...

Mikey

And Lenny Pickett (originally with Tower of Power, then musical director for SNL) has a pretty decent resume.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lenny_Pickett

Dude could dance a bit too.

https://youtu.be/6ulQPgIEBAw?si=nOFvLGZSw_QgsXpJ

Mikey

Clarence Clemons did OK too.

Mikey

Bad inflation data today... Wholesale inflation picked up in April to its highest rate in a year as price hikes continue to weigh on American businesses, hamstringing the Federal Reserve’s plans to cut interest rates... https://www.msn.com/en-us/money/markets/us-wholesale-inflation-just-hit-its-hig...

Mikey

HighPlainsGrifter wrote: ↑Tue May 14, 2024 5:38 pm
That's cool as shit. California is an amazing place. Any way we can get y'all to stop fucking it up?

I know you're just being snarky, but that shit will still be here long after we finish killing ourselves off.

Mikey

Dante's View is pretty cool too. 5,575' elevation and you can look straight down to Badwater Basin. Turn in the other direction and you can see Mt Whitney. The lowest and highest points in the Continental US. https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/5a5986b2cf81e095e172ce87/19797860-12d4-4e7e-a...

Mikey

An army of aunts.

rank ‘em if you dare…

Mikey

Nice pics.

Welcome to Commiefornia where the streets are all covered with human feces and used needles, and full of homeless illegal immigrant shoplifters and child sex traffickers. I see that you’ve encountered all of these.

Mikey

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/David_Sanborn Died yesterday from prostate cancer. Most of you probably never heard of him but he was one of the great saxophonists of the past 50 years. Played with a very distinctive sound that I could pick out just about anywhere. Besides being a leader on his own ...

Mikey

“Ongoing rate hikes?” How old is that quote?

Mikey

Biggie wrote: ↑Mon May 13, 2024 9:54 pm Nobody except liberals cares if the memes are racist. They’re just so fucking stupid. But they are the best things in these idiotic posts. kcdave makes me miss Kierland.

We need ‘spray to come back with his scat pics.

Mikey

HighPlainsGrifter wrote: ↑Mon May 13, 2024 9:40 pm
Mikey wrote: ↑Mon May 13, 2024 7:45 pm
Dude spams just about every thread with a monotonous repetitive, intelligence-free and humorless political diatribe,
Irony. It's what's for dinner.

Not even close. Nice try though.

Mikey

HighPlainsGrifter wrote: ↑Mon May 13, 2024 2:50 am I only have one mother. I am only required to call one person on Mother's Day, right?

My mom passed away 28 years ago. But my wife is a mother and Mothers Day is a good excuse to do something nice with her.

Mikey

mvscal wrote: ↑Mon May 13, 2024 5:45 pm
Mikey wrote: ↑Mon May 13, 2024 4:20 pm
mvscal wrote: ↑Mon May 13, 2024 2:15 pm

Only Midwesterners will understand.
Thank God and gOD I don’t qualify.
Think Stouffer's lasagne and such dispensed at a drive thru.

Sounds like a wonderful tradition.

Mikey

At least JPG uses creative phrasing with his takes. They might be repetitive but they can be fun to read. He doesn’t and they’re not (fun to read). But that’s just me. I guess if you enjoy a massive word salad with a generous portion of spam, then you should be well sated. Dude spams just about eve...

Mikey

HighPlainsGrifter wrote: ↑Mon May 13, 2024 7:33 pm Is Mikey the first person to make this thread overtly political?

Just checking something..

Are you offended by what I posted?

A blizzard of snowflakes.

Sin,
HPG

Mikey

A rally of (at least 82,000) MAGAts.

Mikey

mvscal wrote: ↑Mon May 13, 2024 2:15 pm
HighPlainsGrifter wrote: ↑Mon May 13, 2024 2:05 pm
JPGettysburg wrote: ↑Mon May 13, 2024 6:25 am

Correct.

And it's nice to take mom to a nice place for primo Italian cuisine.
Like Fazoli's!

-dtown
Only Midwesterners will understand.

Thank God and gOD I don’t qualify.

Mikey

8) It's all about context. Now you’re starting to get it. Not funny except to you and your little gang of lubed up middle aged fudge packers and maybe a few others like Eat A Dick. Great company. And BTW, your musical taste pretty much sucks as well. Nothing more pathetic than aged out hair bands tr...

Mikey

Roux wrote: ↑Wed Apr 24, 2024 6:55 pm

Mikey

When are they going to switch to pickleball? Much more grace and athleticism required.

Mikey

Ahhh… so that’s a 16 inch mockup in the kiddie pool.

Mikey

Yeah it’s better that the ultra rich should be buying this stuff than paying higher taxes.

Mikey

It means I’m a racist.

Or I need some riting lessons.

Mikey

You got me all figured out Mikey. Just a big ol' card carrying racist. Sent from my SM-G998U using Tapatalk I’ve often been told that I have remarkable of perception. I’ll bet some of your best friends are “black.” And BTW…if you go back and read my post I never called you a racist. I only said tha...

Mikey

Your reading comprehension leaves a lot to be desired as well. I never said that you posted anything racist.

Are you repeating fifth grade in the fall?

Mikey

I hate to break this to you Dave, but the racist memes really aren't funny at all. I know you just mean to stir things up but it's really not working except maybe for you and a few trools of well below average character and intelligence like EAP. So go ahead and keep it up if you want but I'm just l...

Mikey

The O.J. jury got it wrong as well No it did not. The criminal trial had a burden of proof of beyond a reasonable doubt. The prosecution failed to meet that burden. The civil trial has a lesser burden of proof, and that jury found it was met. There's nothing inconsistent about it whatsoever. Carry ...

Mikey

A casserole of penises.

Sin,
JPGettingbuggered

A classroom of underage girls.

Sin,
pedokkkal

Mikey

Donnie Baker's Ghost wrote: ↑Fri May 10, 2024 5:38 pm
Fuck the Cowboys and anyone tainted with their stench.

This

Mikey

Waiting for my dinner to cook and really hungry, so I can’t get this out of my head (…provide link to ELO thread here…).

A RACK of ribs.

KCDave…any comments?

Mikey

RIP

Truly one of the GOATs. I remember him well from the late 60s early 70s Niners. He and Kermit Alexander made a pretty formidable pair of DBs. Same Niners team with Gene Washington John Brodie (both from Stanford), and Ted Kwalick.

Mikey

3 Cornal Mass Ejections on their way Cornal Ejections? I think Dr Scholls makes something for that. We do need to take this seriously, though. I know that the earth, as we know it, has been destroyed fairly regularly by these things. #DoomII https://encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcSzg...

Mikey

You’ve shown a propensity to obsess over other people’s genitalia. Do you actually have any of your own?

Mikey

HighPlainsGrifter wrote: ↑Wed May 08, 2024 10:51 pm A Train of Trolls

RACK

Mikey

A gaggle of geese
A pod of whales
A school of fish
A committee of vultures

What do you call a bunch of snails?

Mikey

The only hero worshippers here are the ones prostrating themselves before their orange demigod. Everyone else is just hoping that Smith will successfully accomplish his important task.

Nice job of projection, though.

Mikey

Post a science experiment backing up your fantastical claim that water can cling to the outside of a flying, spinning ball. It is absurd. Ever tossed a soaking wet tennis ball into the air? If not then you should give it a try. You’ll probably find that no matter how high you toss it or how much yo...

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