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by Mikey
Fri Sep 20, 2024 11:32 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Post the best thing you saw on the internet today
Replies: 778
Views: 383739

Re: Post the best thing you saw on the internet today

Oh…and later on, some acid laced sojourns to Winterland, the Cow Palace (actually Daly City but what’s the difference?), and Kezar.

The only car commercials I remember were for Ellis Brooks Chevrolet at the corner of Bush and Van Ness.
by Mikey
Fri Sep 20, 2024 11:18 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Post the best thing you saw on the internet today
Replies: 778
Views: 383739

Re: Post the best thing you saw on the internet today

:lol: :lol: Funny stuff. But hell no. Palo Alto was the center of all that was good in the universe. All those other burgs - Mountain View, Menlo Park, Redwood City, San Fucking Carlos… - were second class wannabes, at best. San Francisco was where Dad went to work, and an occasional trip to Candles...
by Mikey
Fri Sep 20, 2024 10:21 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: headed to D.C. tomorrow
Replies: 25
Views: 400

Re: headed to D.C. tomorrow

FiatLux wrote: Fri Sep 20, 2024 9:50 pm Hang in there bungle. Furd is playing Syracuse in an hour and a half. Watching them lose is always a nice pick me up.

I guess they're going to be wearing red helmets.

Too funny.
:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

You are easily entertained.
by Mikey
Fri Sep 20, 2024 4:00 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: 50-50 club a lonely place
Replies: 4
Views: 86

Re: 50-50 club a lonely place

Doesn’t speak English, and probably eats dogs and cats.
by Mikey
Fri Sep 20, 2024 1:54 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Well I've Never:
Replies: 14
Views: 315

Re: Well I've Never:

I may have ridden a friend’s mini bike once when I was a kid. But other than that…no motorcycles. Mrs. Mikey, before we were married, used to be a nurse in a physical rehab facility and says that a lot of the worst cases she saw were motorcycle accidents - head, neck and spinal injuries with permane...
by Mikey
Fri Sep 20, 2024 12:58 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: RIP Angela in OKC
Replies: 5
Views: 141

Re: RIP Angela in OKC

RIP. Sounds like she had a great life. But reading that, I’ve decided to put in writing that after I go any obituary has to end with:

RACK THE TROLLS
by Mikey
Thu Sep 19, 2024 7:48 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: headed to D.C. tomorrow
Replies: 25
Views: 400

Re: headed to D.C. tomorrow

bungle clone wrote: Thu Sep 19, 2024 6:10 pm sorry man I'm still laid up. I would dig a troll stop w/you, S_M, spackles et al but even going to a cardiologist appt. wipes me out. ventricle is still only good for 30%. damn.
Damn… that sucks horse cocks. What’s causing the reduced fraction? Are you getting any treatment?
by Mikey
Thu Sep 19, 2024 4:12 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: 50 years ago this week
Replies: 12
Views: 239

Re: 50 years ago this week

The songs by Clapton, Billy Preston and Chaka Khan are all still worth listening to. The rest can sink into obscurity and never be missed. You are not IN to Andy Kim? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZyJHSNEfzDA Touching you So warm and tender Lord, I feel such a sweet surrender Beautiful is the dre...
by Mikey
Thu Sep 19, 2024 2:21 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: You're Only Dead
Replies: 5
Views: 155

Re: You're Only Dead

The Sad Coffin
by Mikey
Thu Sep 19, 2024 3:20 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Well I've Never:
Replies: 14
Views: 315

Re: Well I've Never:

I’ve never ridden a motorcycle.

Never tried skydiving.

Never eaten fugu.

Never played Russian roulette.
by Mikey
Thu Sep 19, 2024 3:07 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: 50 years ago this week
Replies: 12
Views: 239

Re: 50 years ago this week

I’ll definitely check that out. Something I haven’t heard before. Thanks!

Love me some David Hidalgo. Have you listened to any of the Los Super Seven albums? Those are some pretty cool ensembles.
by Mikey
Wed Sep 18, 2024 10:49 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Well I've Never:
Replies: 14
Views: 315

Re: Well I've Never:

We used to go to the movies occasionally but haven’t been since COVID. I wouldn’t be against it now but would rather just watch whatever shit we watch at home.

We watched the first couple of seasons of GoT but lost interest.

1 and 4, no.
by Mikey
Wed Sep 18, 2024 8:58 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: 50 years ago this week
Replies: 12
Views: 239

Re: 50 years ago this week

54 years ago today, Jimi Hendrix died. Link to some of his best guitar solos. Going to this show in a couple of weeks in San Diego. Should be interesting. https://www.theshell.org/performances/experience-hendrix-2024-tour/?gad_source=1&gbraid=0AAAAA-BD7P416TCXrCLNCL1Vemmlda4h8&gclid=Cj0KCQj...
by Mikey
Wed Sep 18, 2024 8:54 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: 50 years ago this week
Replies: 12
Views: 239

Re: 50 years ago this week

The songs by Clapton, Billy Preston and Chaka Khan are all still worth listening to. The rest can sink into obscurity and never be missed.
by Mikey
Wed Sep 18, 2024 4:20 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Doom
Replies: 3535
Views: 950130

Re: Doom

Coming soon to Israel: The exploding yarmulke. https://lh5.googleusercontent.com/proxy/9KqSYYMbjJvyxP7OpkP_KaTlRkpS2Ypgj1w8DdZ619GKfPgmioDWduoIJZjoqM-nSk7c4nIIWbzxZ78TJnfZ7UyqRfpwuT7BuiNUzP_44z8PxiDuPfqra22RZFr2-NbXCI5to_vZgeqsQ-6ktFTyVYLgjE57luklaY1LLvCzicFucDVl74khJrqREmaSNU0mJqKptjResy0xUPbk_cbnu...
by Mikey
Wed Sep 18, 2024 2:48 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: BREAKING NEWS. Classified documents case.
Replies: 10
Views: 420

Re: BREAKING NEWS. Classified documents case.

I’ve been invited to STFU on several occasions.
by Mikey
Tue Sep 17, 2024 10:18 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Doom
Replies: 3535
Views: 950130

Re: Doom

Before today the only thing I needed to worry about was the possibility of Trump winning the election in November. And now I have to deal with HUANGLONGBING? Sounds like a Chinese version of Ron Jeremy. State Declares Citrus Quarantine in Fallbrook The California Department of Food and Agriculture d...
by Mikey
Tue Sep 17, 2024 10:02 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Doom
Replies: 3535
Views: 950130

Re: Doom

They used...pagers? :lol: :lol: :lol:

Well, now that that idea has been used what will they try next? Maybe Walkmans (Walkmen)? Smurfs?
by Mikey
Tue Sep 17, 2024 9:04 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Asian Appreciation Thread
Replies: 14
Views: 377

Re: Asian Appreciation Thread

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by Mikey
Tue Sep 17, 2024 4:21 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Asian Appreciation Thread
Replies: 14
Views: 377

Re: Asian Appreciation Thread

Sudden Sam wrote: Tue Sep 17, 2024 3:03 pm
Mikey wrote: Tue Sep 17, 2024 2:32 pm
Sudden Sam wrote: Mon Sep 16, 2024 7:36 pm
Not a sushi fan.
Not a sushi fan? :shock:

If you knew sushi like I know sushi…

God, you and I are ooooold

:lol:
Credit where credit’s due.

That actually was a quote that I recalled from Smackie Chan’s uncle Jackie.
by Mikey
Tue Sep 17, 2024 2:32 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Asian Appreciation Thread
Replies: 14
Views: 377

Re: Asian Appreciation Thread

Sudden Sam wrote: Mon Sep 16, 2024 7:36 pm
Not a sushi fan.
Not a sushi fan? :shock:

If you knew sushi like I know sushi…
by Mikey
Tue Sep 17, 2024 2:19 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Game thread.
Replies: 107
Views: 2023

Re: Game thread.

Can we also agree This woman crossed a line and should shrink into obscurity? Can you say “false equivalency?” This statement was made LAST YEAR (not exactly news) and she immediately corrected herself. And when did she become a “top Harris surrogate?” She’s a non-voting congressional delegate from...
by Mikey
Tue Sep 17, 2024 4:50 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Game thread.
Replies: 107
Views: 2023

Re: Game thread.

I guess there are a few that most of us can agree on.

:drink:
by Mikey
Mon Sep 16, 2024 11:01 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Weekend Roll Call 9-14-24
Replies: 27
Views: 625

Re: Weekend Roll Call 9-14-24

Sam has vision.

8) :lol:
by Mikey
Mon Sep 16, 2024 10:39 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Weekend Roll Call 9-14-24
Replies: 27
Views: 625

Re: Weekend Roll Call 9-14-24

Phibes is one smart motherfucker and his destruction of Mikey's architecture needs to be Racked. Yes. RACKable for its humor if not for its relevance. You see, it’s not nearly complete yet. We don’t even have soil in the sarcophagi (which actually are planters).You’re seeing the “bones” that were j...
by Mikey
Mon Sep 16, 2024 5:41 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Game thread.
Replies: 107
Views: 2023

Re: Game thread.

https://i.imgur.com/Qu1u4Ao.jpeg Why isn’t the Secret Service knocking on Space Nazi’s front door? Even more ponderous is that he’s allowed hold any Federal contracts? I guess they need to get those two astronauts down but this ahole should be sent back to South Africa where he was spawned. And the...
by Mikey
Mon Sep 16, 2024 3:03 pm
Forum: NFL
Topic: 2024 Three Best Bets - Week 2
Replies: 32
Views: 688

Re: 2024 Three Best Bets - Week 2

Is it too late to change my picks?
by Mikey
Mon Sep 16, 2024 6:47 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Game thread.
Replies: 107
Views: 2023

Re: Game thread.

https://www.torreypines.org/wp-content/uploads/2021/06/Home_Bridge_1200-scaled.jpg Mrs. Mikey and I (fiancé at the time) rented a condo about 1/4 mile east of that bridge, just up the hill from Carmel Valley Road, in 1987. It had a full on view of Torrey Pines, the lagoon and the beach. We got marr...
by Mikey
Mon Sep 16, 2024 6:16 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Breaking…shots fired in vicinity of Trump
Replies: 41
Views: 900

Re: Breaking…shots fired in vicinity of Trump

Roux wrote: Sun Sep 15, 2024 11:53 pm I'm glad that the shooter was caught and hopefully he will be put away for a long, long time.
Technically, he wasn’t a shooter.

I wonder if, when the Secret Service agent saw the gun, did he shout “Donald…Duck!!”
by Mikey
Mon Sep 16, 2024 2:41 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Weekend Roll Call 9-14-24
Replies: 27
Views: 625

Re: Weekend Roll Call 9-14-24

The crematorium got fired up tonight.

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by Mikey
Mon Sep 16, 2024 2:39 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Weekend Roll Call 9-14-24
Replies: 27
Views: 625

Re: Weekend Roll Call 9-14-24

Considering the subject of Brutalism came up, this is an interesting contrast of styles. https://i.imgur.com/keznGtQ.jpg It looks like someone took ancient Greece, jammed it down the barrel of a cannon, fired it at Casa Colonial and tried to cover it up with Muskoka cottage and solar panels. Is it ...
by Mikey
Sat Sep 14, 2024 11:40 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Weekend Roll Call 9-14-24
Replies: 27
Views: 625

Re: Weekend Roll Call 9-14-24

Heading up to Costa Mesa in a few minutes to see Bonnie Raitt. Our backyard project is about 90% complete. Close enough that we can use it, which is good because we're having a triple birthday bbq and pool party tomorrow. The raised beds aren't filled yet. https://i.imgur.com/keznGtQ.jpg The kitchen...
by Mikey
Sat Sep 14, 2024 1:31 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Don’t miss out
Replies: 38
Views: 2213

Re: Don’t miss out

Seems a shorting opportunity is there. trump is expected to dump shares later this month Well, I was wrong, again. He says he's not selling and then the stock rose by more than 25% in a day. Another reminder to myself to never, ever start day trading. I’ve never been a day trader either, but this m...
by Mikey
Fri Sep 13, 2024 10:56 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Game thread.
Replies: 107
Views: 2023

Re: Game thread.

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by Mikey
Fri Sep 13, 2024 8:46 pm
Forum: NFL
Topic: 2024 Three Best Bets - Week 2
Replies: 32
Views: 688

Re: 2024 Three Best Bets - Week 2

The Whistle Is Screaming wrote: Fri Sep 13, 2024 1:49 pm Dear Mikey,
Please return my cap at your earliest convenience, I've earned it.

Sin,
Twis
:lol: :lol: :lol:

I think you and I are tied right now, so I'll just hold onto it for a while.
by Mikey
Fri Sep 13, 2024 7:40 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: 2024 Three Best Bets
Replies: 30
Views: 1188

Re: 2024 Three Best Bets

Screw_Michigan wrote: Fri Sep 13, 2024 12:34 pm How many years have we been playing this game and you guys can't figure out how post your picks correctly? Geeze louise.
Too many. Come back and ask the same question when dementia starts turning YOUR brain cells to mush (if you can remember).

Fuckin' kids these days. No respect.
by Mikey
Fri Sep 13, 2024 2:40 am
Forum: NFL
Topic: 2024 Three Best Bets - Week 2
Replies: 32
Views: 688

Re: 2024 Three Best Bets - Week 2

Softball Bat wrote: Fri Sep 13, 2024 2:37 am
Mikey wrote:I guess I should just say LAR +1.5?
Yes.
Concise, and no chance for confusion.
Got it. 8)

At this point 49 isn’t looking so good anymore. They might not score at all in the 4th quarter.
by Mikey
Fri Sep 13, 2024 2:20 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: 2024 Three Best Bets
Replies: 30
Views: 1188

Re: 2024 Three Best Bets

Softball Bat wrote: Fri Sep 13, 2024 1:55 am Heads up to Mikey, Roach, and Mike Ditka.

You fellas need to correct your picks this week.

From the posts you put up, I cannot tell who you are taking in some of the games this week.
Fixed. Thanks for the heads up.
by Mikey
Fri Sep 13, 2024 2:08 am
Forum: NFL
Topic: 2024 Three Best Bets - Week 2
Replies: 32
Views: 688

Re: 2024 Three Best Bets - Week 2

Softball Bat wrote: Fri Sep 13, 2024 1:51 am
Mikey wrote:LAR +1.5 @ AZ
Who are you taking here, Mikey?
Taking the Rams. If I was taking the Cards I’d put AZ -1.5 vs LAR. I guess I should just say LAR +1.5?

Over 49 is starting to look pretty good right now…