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by Mikey
Thu Mar 28, 2024 10:59 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Opening day.
Replies: 9
Views: 101

Re: Opening day.

RACK the four run seventh.
by Mikey
Thu Mar 28, 2024 9:49 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Opening day.
Replies: 9
Views: 101

Re: Opening day.

We have trees, grass, bigger mountains, and bigger waves. You can maybe claim Santa Cruz, but that's questionable If everybody had an ocean Across the U.S.A. Then everybody'd be surfin' Like Californi-a You'd seem 'em wearing their baggies Huarachi sandals too A bushy bushy blonde hairdo Surfin' U....
by Mikey
Thu Mar 28, 2024 9:17 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Opening day.
Replies: 9
Views: 101

Re: Opening day.

Deep down you're Giants fan. You grew up in the Bay area. That's why you're going to the game on Saturday. Looks like there's a lot of Giants fans at the game. 1-0 Giants. I think you've got me there. I was at my oldest best friend's house in Portola Valley on 11/1/2010. That was one of the greates...
by Mikey
Thu Mar 28, 2024 9:14 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Racism & election interference
Replies: 194
Views: 4334

Re: Racism & election interference

Maybe I should have said "ilk?"
by Mikey
Thu Mar 28, 2024 8:50 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Racism & election interference
Replies: 194
Views: 4334

Re: Racism & election interference

The prick that 90% of your cohort believes was ordained by God to be our savior.
by Mikey
Thu Mar 28, 2024 8:26 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: "I Wish I Would Have Had An Interpreter"
Replies: 23
Views: 435

Re: "I Wish I Would Have Had An Interpreter"

Diego in Seattle wrote: Thu Mar 28, 2024 8:25 pm
Mikey wrote: Thu Mar 28, 2024 7:28 pmRacist.
I realize you're joking, but I made my prior statement as one who appreciates not seeing every bit of minutia about celebrity/superjock that comes along.
I'll rack that.
by Mikey
Thu Mar 28, 2024 8:18 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Opening day.
Replies: 9
Views: 101

Re: Opening day.

FiatLux wrote: Thu Mar 28, 2024 8:16 pm Surprised we got Snell.

Darvish looks good so far.
He didn't look so good in Seoul. Neither did Musgrove. We'll see.
by Mikey
Thu Mar 28, 2024 8:09 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Opening day.
Replies: 9
Views: 101

Re: Opening day.

You're welcome. He didn't want to be here anyway. But fuck you about Blake Snell.

I've got tickets for Giants/Padres on Saturday. Probably a rainout but we'll go down there and, if there's no game, just go out to dinner.
by Mikey
Thu Mar 28, 2024 7:28 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: "I Wish I Would Have Had An Interpreter"
Replies: 23
Views: 435

Re: "I Wish I Would Have Had An Interpreter"

Racist.
by Mikey
Thu Mar 28, 2024 7:11 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: "I Wish I Would Have Had An Interpreter"
Replies: 23
Views: 435

Re: "I Wish I Would Have Had An Interpreter"

This column is remarkably balanced, considering the author. https://www.latimes.com/sports/dodgers/story/2024-03-26/shohei-ohtani-ippei-mizuhara-gambling-theft-hernandez Ohtani has kept a distance not only from the journalists who chronicle him, but also the players with whom he’s shared the field. ...
by Mikey
Thu Mar 28, 2024 6:06 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Don’t miss out
Replies: 22
Views: 415

Re: Don’t miss out

StrawMan wrote: Thu Mar 28, 2024 5:05 pm
Diego in Seattle wrote: Wed Mar 27, 2024 5:42 pm Would that be the Bible that has "Two Corinthians?"
Two Corinthians walk into a bar...
First Corinthian: "Nice leather seats on the barstools here."
Bartender: "We got the leather from the last rich Corinthian that stopped here."
Second Corinthian: :shock:
by Mikey
Thu Mar 28, 2024 5:17 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Don’t miss out
Replies: 22
Views: 415

Re: Don’t miss out

StrawMan wrote: Thu Mar 28, 2024 5:05 pm
Diego in Seattle wrote: Wed Mar 27, 2024 5:42 pm Would that be the Bible that has "Two Corinthians?"
Two Corinthians walk into a bar...
From the Henny Youngman Bible.
by Mikey
Thu Mar 28, 2024 2:13 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: "I Wish I Would Have Had An Interpreter"
Replies: 23
Views: 435

Re: "I Wish I Would Have Had An Interpreter"

I haven’t watched the video but either this guy is lying or Japan has much different privacy laws than the US. A US bank would NEVER be able to give out that kind of information to the press. And, just surmising here, but if it was a Japanese bank, wouldn’t it have been yen and not $$?
by Mikey
Thu Mar 28, 2024 1:54 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: The Eagle Has Landed!
Replies: 38
Views: 1015

Re: The Eagle Has Landed!

If you mistakenly stare straight into the eclipse and injure your eyes you can fix it with some ivermectin. Or maybe a little Clorox.
by Mikey
Wed Mar 27, 2024 10:55 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: For all you dumbasses…
Replies: 23
Views: 441

Re: For all you dumbasses…

Sven Golly wrote: Wed Mar 27, 2024 8:49 pm An overwhelming number of covid deaths were attributed to co-morbidities, such as obesity for example.
Bullshit. You're not very good at making stuff up.
by Mikey
Wed Mar 27, 2024 7:52 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Doom
Replies: 3235
Views: 546338

Re: Doom

This bridge, apparently, was a disaster waiting to happen. Built in a busy shipping lane with almost no protection for the piers and relatively spindly legs. This would never happen on the West Coast. The ship ran into and collapsed one of those legs and the rest went down like dominoes. https://www...
by Mikey
Wed Mar 27, 2024 7:36 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Don’t miss out
Replies: 22
Views: 415

Re: Don’t miss out

HighPlainsGrifter wrote: Wed Mar 27, 2024 7:19 pm Anyone know what Diego is babbling about?
Yes. Maybe you're too young to remember this.


https://www.politico.com/story/2016/01/ ... ble-217938
by Mikey
Wed Mar 27, 2024 6:48 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: For all you dumbasses…
Replies: 23
Views: 441

Re: For all you dumbasses…

I know NO ONE who can tell me the “vaccine” works. I'm alive, unlike all the conservatives who didn't take the vaccine and died from Covid-19. It's that simple. Kind of hard to prove a negative, as the old saying goes. Except in the SEC, apparently. The threshold for positive covid tests was (is?) ...
by Mikey
Wed Mar 27, 2024 3:11 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Don’t miss out
Replies: 22
Views: 415

Re: Don’t miss out

Also, don't miss out on Donald's “God Bless the U.S.A" Bible. https://www.msnbc.com/rachel-maddow-show/maddowblog/trump-backed-bibles-are-latest-entry-cringeworthy-list-rcna145266 Only $60, and endorsed by Donald' Trump, a known man of faith. He says that it’s his favorite book and that he has...
by Mikey
Wed Mar 27, 2024 2:01 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: "I Wish I Would Have Had An Interpreter"
Replies: 23
Views: 435

Re: "I Wish I Would Have Had An Interpreter"

Over $4 million wired, from his personal account, in nine transactions to a known bookmaker. And we are now supposed to believe he never knew about it? :shock: :shock: Give me a fucking break. First he says he was just helping out his friend. Then he changes his story to say he knew nothing about it...
by Mikey
Wed Mar 27, 2024 1:35 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Don’t miss out
Replies: 22
Views: 415

Re: Don’t miss out

I figure it will settle at around $1.00 or $2.00 with or without the meme stock dorks. Somebody is going to make a killing by shorting it.
by Mikey
Tue Mar 26, 2024 3:47 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Doom
Replies: 3235
Views: 546338

Re: Doom

I may have to postpone Spring Break trip to Baltimore.

:evil:
by Mikey
Tue Mar 26, 2024 3:35 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: For all you dumbasses…
Replies: 23
Views: 441

Re: For all you dumbasses…

Sudden Sam wrote: Tue Mar 26, 2024 3:29 pm
Screw_Michigan wrote: Tue Mar 26, 2024 1:22 pm You have an uncanny ability to find the most ridiculous cranks on the interwebs and share their nonsense.
Really?! Hard to dispute much of what our Puerto Rican friend posts.

Https://boriquagato.substack.com/archive?sort=new
Throw them a few rolls of paper towels. They should be OK.
by Mikey
Tue Mar 26, 2024 3:30 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Don’t miss out
Replies: 22
Views: 415

Re: Don’t miss out

I may have to re-read that one next. It’s been many years. Right now I’m reading “Blood Meridian” by Cormac McCarthy. It’s a bit of a slog and his style takes a while to get used to, but I’m determined. BTW, DJT seems to have leveled out at around 70…oops 69, so I’m not too far in the hole. Should b...
by Mikey
Tue Mar 26, 2024 2:13 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Don’t miss out
Replies: 22
Views: 415

Don’t miss out

on this great opportunity!!! You can still get in on the ground floor. I just bought a share of DJT (Trump Media &Technology Group), which hit the NASDAQ this morning, for $75.32. OK so I lost $5.66 in the first 10 minutes, but I’m not worried. This company is going places. They only lost $49 mi...
by Mikey
Mon Mar 25, 2024 8:55 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Post the best thing you saw on the internet today
Replies: 577
Views: 176558

Re: Post the best thing you saw on the internet today

New York’s no cash bail apparently is reserved for violent criminals. I guess you don’t get it either (unless maybe you’re being sarcastic). Trump isn’t posting bail. :meds: In Alabama they arrest black women in their own home for complaining about their white neighbors making too much noise. https...
by Mikey
Mon Mar 25, 2024 7:41 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Post the best thing you saw on the internet today
Replies: 577
Views: 176558

Re: Post the best thing you saw on the internet today

Poor and balck and can't meet bond? Fuck you, off to jail you go. Poor and orange and can't meet bond? Here, how about a 60% reduction? 'Zactly.... Uh no... Ever heard of no cash bail? Look into it...it's a thing now And Trump's bond should've been reduced to zero. Cash (or no cash) bail to secure ...
by Mikey
Mon Mar 25, 2024 4:33 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Meat Head's Cartoon and Meme Monday
Replies: 14
Views: 498

Re: Meat Head's Cartoon and Meme Monday

Saw this on the road on Friday. I figured that it was the Former President’s personal honey wagon transporting a week’s worth of his excrement.

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by Mikey
Mon Mar 25, 2024 1:44 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Insane Lottery games $$$
Replies: 14
Views: 343

Re: Insane Lottery games $$$

Did you need an ID to enter?
by Mikey
Mon Mar 25, 2024 3:18 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: You guys ever get gussied up?
Replies: 26
Views: 506

Re: You guys ever get gussied up?

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by Mikey
Mon Mar 25, 2024 3:08 am
Forum: Cooking Forum
Topic: Tonight's Dinner
Replies: 76
Views: 12517

Re: Tonight's Dinner

Halibut and asparagus, both grilled on a cast iron plate in the gas Webber. Crusty multi grain sourdough, warmed in the oven. Meyer lemon slices from our tree.

Simple but healthy and very tasty.


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by Mikey
Sun Mar 24, 2024 11:03 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Shit That's Blooming Now
Replies: 6
Views: 119

Re: Shit That's Blooming Now

It's a start...

:drink:
by Mikey
Sun Mar 24, 2024 9:46 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Shit That's Blooming Now
Replies: 6
Views: 119

Re: Shit That's Blooming Now

Oh and btw, Mikey- you should look into some other items for your gardens tailored for your area. There has been a significant amount of breeding in Anigozanthos (Kangaroo Paws), Agastache, and Salvia greggii. All will do quite well in your climate, especially the Anigozanthos. There are some excel...
by Mikey
Sun Mar 24, 2024 9:35 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Shit That's Blooming Now
Replies: 6
Views: 119

Re: Shit That's Blooming Now

Just returned from the Monterey area a couple days ago. Yes, the flowers are starting to hit their stride. Not much Ceonothus in the area, but I do miss seeing it even if just along the roadsides. Once you get a bit further south into the central coast (Lompoc, Santa Barbara), it is much more preva...
by Mikey
Sun Mar 24, 2024 9:04 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: IN
Replies: 6
Views: 193

Re: IN

I don't know. I think there should be some limits on who should be allowed to go topless.

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by Mikey
Sun Mar 24, 2024 8:58 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Shit That's Blooming Now
Replies: 6
Views: 119

Shit That's Blooming Now

Spring has just started and some of the native plants have begun to pop. Ceanothus "Ray Hartman" and verbena lilacina (in the pot) https://i.imgur.com/DBTd8Uo.jpg Ceanothus "concha" https://i.imgur.com/3XAn9pE.jpg Ceanothus "blue jeans" https://i.imgur.com/GBIaphw.jpg C...
by Mikey
Sun Mar 24, 2024 3:38 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: You guys ever get gussied up?
Replies: 26
Views: 506

Re: You guys ever get gussied up?

Japoland
by Mikey
Sun Mar 24, 2024 5:47 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: You guys ever get gussied up?
Replies: 26
Views: 506

Re: You guys ever get gussied up?

Smackie Chan wrote: Sun Mar 24, 2024 5:26 am
Mikey wrote: Sun Mar 24, 2024 4:45 amI occasionally go out in my birthday suit. I get some interesting comments.
Not sure that pointing & laughing is really all that interesting.
Verrrry funny. In some countries, you know, that’s considered a sign of respect.

A few people have offered to lend me their wheelbarrow.
by Mikey
Sun Mar 24, 2024 4:45 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: You guys ever get gussied up?
Replies: 26
Views: 506

Re: You guys ever get gussied up?

I occasionally go out in my birthday suit. I get some interesting comments.
by Mikey
Sun Mar 24, 2024 1:01 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: SEC stinkin’ up tournament
Replies: 21
Views: 482

Re: SEC stinkin’ up tournament

Sorry, Roux... LSU coach Kim Mulkey speaks on ‘hit piece’ coming from The Washington Post https://theathletic.com/5363936/2024/03/23/kim-mulkey-lsu-washington-post/?redirected=1&source=googlesearch&access_token=13809464 I wonder what kind of dirt they have on her. Funny...she refused to talk...