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by Charles De Mar
Fri May 09, 2008 7:12 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Exclusive Pickle PET (! - penises posted by Charles de Mar)
Replies: 32
Views: 2885

Re: Exclusive Pickle PET

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The Big Pickle wrote:Image

Stanley Fukkken Pickle trolling for nogggles cocks
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I fucked S. Q. Piccccles, like a real man.
by Charles De Mar
Fri May 09, 2008 7:03 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Exclusive Pickle PET (! - penises posted by Charles de Mar)
Replies: 32
Views: 2885

Re: Exclusive Pickle PET

Jgurske
The BEEEEEEG PICCCCLE

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Exlusive Pickle PET.....

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by Charles De Mar
Fri May 09, 2008 6:33 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Ask Dan Vogel
Replies: 24
Views: 2332

Re: Ask Dan Vogel

Dear Dan, Could you please use your considerable pull with PSUFAN to get him to change sirfindafold’s tag from “Eternal Scobode” to “shit thread alert”? TIA. Scrotum Definition: The scrotum is the sac (pouch) that contains the testes, blood vessels, and part of the spermatic cord. It is located beh...
by Charles De Mar
Fri May 09, 2008 6:23 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Ask Dan Vogel
Replies: 24
Views: 2332

Re: Ask Dan Vogel

atomicdad wrote: Image

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Your Vet is a a Goober Mctuber style fuckheaded tard.

Thats likely a malignant tumor, FFS. Put that dog down.

Dear Dan,

How do you get the Piss smell out of your clothing?

sincerely,
Dinsdale Bidet
by Charles De Mar
Fri May 09, 2008 6:20 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Broker Dealer - Small Business = Hard Times
Replies: 28
Views: 1589

Re: Broker Dealer - Small Business = Hard Times

PSUFAN wrote:Be careful with Rumplewife futures. I'd stick with hog nipples.

Are you using Dinsdales script today, because you've produced nothing but shit?
by Charles De Mar
Fri May 09, 2008 1:57 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Climate change happens regardless of humans. Fuck Algore
Replies: 15
Views: 2166

Re: Climate change happens regardless of humans. Fuck Algore

Martyred wrote:This is certainly trouble for Gore's presidential run.

:meds:
You're on top of your calendar management. :bode: you
by Charles De Mar
Fri May 09, 2008 1:56 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: The Stampede from India
Replies: 29
Views: 2869

Re: The Stampede from India

Mister Bushice wrote:
The Big Pickle wrote: I was a Fire Direction Specialist...
Santa ana? Is that you?
LOL, that's strong. :lol:
by Charles De Mar
Thu May 08, 2008 7:32 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Climate change happens regardless of humans. Fuck Algore
Replies: 15
Views: 2166

Climate change happens regardless of humans. Fuck Algore

http://www.reuters.com/article/environmentNews/idUSL0833018820080508?feedType=RSS&feedName=environmentNews&rpc=22&sp=true" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false; The study of ancient pollen, spores and aquatic organisms in sediments in Lake Yoa in northern Chad showed th...
by Charles De Mar
Thu May 08, 2008 6:05 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: A little brotherly love...
Replies: 27
Views: 2334

Re: A little brotherly love...

Mayor Nutter.....go figure....
by Charles De Mar
Thu May 08, 2008 4:52 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: The Stampede from India
Replies: 29
Views: 2869

Re: The Stampede from India

The Big Pickle wrote:[

Go fukkk yourselves.

The only thing the Army would ever put you in charge of was fuckin Watermelon procurement to keep the noggles in line.

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by Charles De Mar
Thu May 08, 2008 3:58 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Squirting...AKA...Female Ejaculation...
Replies: 59
Views: 4111

Re: Squirting...AKA...Female Ejaculation...

Not to go internet bb gyneo on you but, vaginal secretory glands really function no differently than surface epithelial (skin) sweat glands. They have the same ectodermal development and are no different in functionality other than the mucoid product they secret that can range from a watery to fully...
by Charles De Mar
Thu May 08, 2008 2:02 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Squirting...AKA...Female Ejaculation...
Replies: 59
Views: 4111

Re: Squirting...AKA...Female Ejaculation...

Dude, you're simply wrong on three counts. -Squirters aren't rare. Not the majority either, for sure though. But, I've experienced just enough of 'em that I can unequivocally say they aren't 'rare' (my current GF is one). On the other hand, maybe I've just been lucky or something. -They fucking squ...
by Charles De Mar
Wed May 07, 2008 8:39 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Do you wear a tie to work?
Replies: 24
Views: 3164

Re: Do you wear a tie to work?

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I dont wear a tie.
by Charles De Mar
Wed May 07, 2008 8:28 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Not sure where to begin with this one
Replies: 20
Views: 2549

Re: Not sure where to begin with this one

Mag7 is sort of a better board. More members. More interesting members. More conversations.

Fuck this place.
by Charles De Mar
Wed May 07, 2008 8:22 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: The Stampede from India
Replies: 29
Views: 2869

Re: The Stampede from India

That doesn't sound much like a Pickle version of hell. Think Tantalus. Pickle Hell would be more like being surrounded by hundreds of well hung Mandingos who vanish in a puff of smoke when he bends down to suck them off only to reappear a short time later. http://www.timelessmyths.com/classical/gal...
by Charles De Mar
Wed May 07, 2008 6:51 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: The Stampede from India
Replies: 29
Views: 2869

Re: The Stampede from India

Toddowen wrote:I'll tell you what I'm beaming with pride over today. Yesterday my kid told me a knigger joke she'd heard in school.

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It's a crying shame Todd Peterson wasn't your father and your whore mother wasn't his fishing buddy.
by Charles De Mar
Wed May 07, 2008 5:01 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Extinct Bunnies?
Replies: 71
Views: 4506

Re: Extinct Bunnies?

:lol: Dan, that bird looks like a fag. Have you ever given it a rim job? That's quite a ghey comment. Who thinks like that? Signing a contract with The Crew usually requires the client to suck a lot of cock and I'm sure your Dentist isnt going to appreciate having to clean gack tartar off your 3 te...
by Charles De Mar
Wed May 07, 2008 4:44 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: The Crew - now taking applications
Replies: 77
Views: 5980

Re: The Crew - now taking applications

Give me $10 on Charles De Mar. I want his little pecking hands chopped off at the wrists. . You best settle down, jacknob. Signing a contract with The Crew usually requires the client to suck a lot of cock and I'm sure your Dentist isnt going to appreciate having to clean gack tartar off your 3 tee...
by Charles De Mar
Wed May 07, 2008 4:42 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: The Stampede from India
Replies: 29
Views: 2869

Re: The Stampede from India

The Big Pickle wrote:
My granddaddy owned your granddaddy!






Fukkkk you knigger....FUKKK YOU!

Proof of this poofy, homo-assed mvscal fucking, cock grazing behaviour; pikkkles family has been doing this for generations.
by Charles De Mar
Wed May 07, 2008 4:39 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Extinct Bunnies?
Replies: 71
Views: 4506

Re: Extinct Bunnies?

PSUFAN wrote::lol:

Dan, that bird looks like a fag. Have you ever given it a rim job?

That's quite a ghey comment. Who thinks like that?
by Charles De Mar
Tue May 06, 2008 9:10 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Not sure where to begin with this one
Replies: 20
Views: 2549

Re: Not sure where to begin with this one

Jay in Phoenix wrote:And if I was soooo off your widdle gaydar, you wouldn't have responded.

Dumbass.
You

really

typed that.

didnt you?

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by Charles De Mar
Tue May 06, 2008 7:29 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Squirting...AKA...Female Ejaculation...
Replies: 59
Views: 4111

Re: Squirting...AKA...Female Ejaculation...

PSUFAN wrote:Thanks for reminding us that better folks than you used to post here, Chuck of the Sea - and I'm not talking about Annie of the Desert.

You're welcome.

Those 3 reply threads were EPCOT back in the day....
by Charles De Mar
Tue May 06, 2008 7:07 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Squirting...AKA...Female Ejaculation...
Replies: 59
Views: 4111

Re: Squirting...AKA...Female Ejaculation...

In summary, it said that it depends on the chick. In some, it's straight effluviate, in others, it's a pee/effluvium mix. Considering that throughout my life, literally gallons of that stuff heas ended up in my mouth, I could have gone a lifetime without knowing. . Nice to know that your mouth is n...
by Charles De Mar
Tue May 06, 2008 5:11 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Viva Cinco De May0, Puto5.
Replies: 41
Views: 3479

Re: Viva Cinco De May0, Puto5.

Goober McTuber wrote:
MgoBlue-LightSpecial wrote:Charles has done nothing to get banned yet, unfortunately.

But if we ALL put him on ignore, the end result will basically be the same.

Let's. Do. This.
2nd.


Putting someone on Ignore is a strong way to BODE up on a smakboard :bode:


Good move Cletus, you must be hell at checkers.
by Charles De Mar
Tue May 06, 2008 5:05 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Not sure where to begin with this one
Replies: 20
Views: 2549

Re: Not sure where to begin with this one

Yeah but I have to admit as I scrolled down the thread and then all of a sudden saw that freaky ass pic ...... I laughed. RACK Charles for a funny, tripped out moment. That's how I roll. I guess the other MENSAS just don't 'get it'. Jay in Phoenix....get over it little nancyboi, you aren't even on ...
by Charles De Mar
Mon May 05, 2008 8:22 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Viva Cinco De May0, Puto5.
Replies: 41
Views: 3479

Re: Viva Cinco De May0, Puto5.

Goober McTuber wrote:Nice red X, Carlota. I'm sure it was just hilarious. Keep trying.
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by Charles De Mar
Mon May 05, 2008 8:19 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Joke
Replies: 7
Views: 1269

Re: Joke

http://break.com/index/fail.html" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;
by Charles De Mar
Mon May 05, 2008 8:06 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Viva Cinco De May0, Puto5.
Replies: 41
Views: 3479

Re: Viva Cinco De May0, Puto5.

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Caption
B, T : This thread, Goos

sincerely,
Failz
by Charles De Mar
Mon May 05, 2008 6:58 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Viva Cinco De May0, Puto5.
Replies: 41
Views: 3479

Re: Viva Cinco De May0, Puto5.

Try us, pendejo, you'll fucking bleed. We already did. You lost...badly. http://www.theodoresworld.net/pics/0407/illegal_aliens_FUCK_You.jpg You're just plain stupid considering even the blind know what's happening in the SW. http://immigrationcounters.com/" onclick="window.open(this.href...
by Charles De Mar
Mon May 05, 2008 6:49 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Viva Cinco De May0, Puto5.
Replies: 41
Views: 3479

Re: Viva Cinco De May0, Puto5.

mvscal wrote:Try again, douche.

Oye, fucknuts.

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We already here and we aint leaving. You lost.

Try us, pendejo, you'll fucking bleed.
by Charles De Mar
Mon May 05, 2008 6:42 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Viva Cinco De May0, Puto5.
Replies: 41
Views: 3479

Re: Viva Cinco De Maya, Putos.

[ warren, Why don’t you go back and reread PSUfan’s entire post. Satire beyond your grasp, cowboy? You really are a true fan of modern art. You look for beauty in art, where there seemingly is only ugly and stupid. (of course Art's asshole appreciates your efforts) Apostrophe smak is hard when ESL ...
by Charles De Mar
Mon May 05, 2008 5:44 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Viva Cinco De May0, Puto5.
Replies: 41
Views: 3479

Re: Viva Cinco De May0, Puto5.

PSUFAN wrote:Or, don't...just slink away, having been bettered by the least of us.
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yeah, what? :hfal:
by Charles De Mar
Mon May 05, 2008 5:24 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Viva Cinco De May0, Puto5.
Replies: 41
Views: 3479

Re: Viva Cinco De May0, Puto5.

Northern Mexico = California, Arizona, New Mexico, Most of Texas south of Dallas.
by Charles De Mar
Mon May 05, 2008 5:09 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Viva Cinco De May0, Puto5.
Replies: 41
Views: 3479

Re: Viva Cinco De May0, Puto5.

Goober McTuber wrote:Yeah, we get it Carlota. You fantasize about two men having sex, hoping to somehow validate your own reality. Faggot.

That's a stretch. Keep typing, retard. Eventually you'll make sense of the world around you.
by Charles De Mar
Mon May 05, 2008 4:17 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Viva Cinco De May0, Puto5.
Replies: 41
Views: 3479

Re: Viva Cinco De Maya, Putos.

I propose a new holiday - Apostrophe Day . Former educators' There's another occasional poster here who claims to be some sort of teacher, who may or may not be a female from Oklahoma, who has fairly poor grammar skills as well. That shit truly does crack me up. Look at that....I conjure up a night...
by Charles De Mar
Mon May 05, 2008 4:13 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Your favorite Olympic moment
Replies: 25
Views: 2138

Re: Your favorite Olympic moment

Goober McTuber wrote:
Charles De Mar wrote:
Goober McTuber wrote:Gee, Carlota, you seem to be claim some kind of egg-spurtese regarding Pickkkle’s boner.

GOO's follows the BISP....he's like a fuckin bloodhoud of BISP...
I’m sure this post made sense in your little world.

STFU old man, your time is over.
by Charles De Mar
Mon May 05, 2008 4:12 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Viva Cinco De May0, Puto5.
Replies: 41
Views: 3479

Re: Viva Cinco De Maya, Putos.

Goober McTuber wrote:Are you from Kansas City, Carlota?

Im from Mexicali, dumbass. I'm currently standing in front of a Home Depot Wifi'ing my eses some trabajo.
by Charles De Mar
Mon May 05, 2008 4:00 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Viva Cinco De May0, Puto5.
Replies: 41
Views: 3479

Re: Viva Cinco De Maya, Putos.

Carlota de Mar also has Gay Pride Day to look forward to. Goo's, maybe next year you can be La Maricon de la fiesta, m'kay. This year we have Seniora Picccles Sorry, Carlota, I ain’t joining your team. You go ahead and have your fun with Pickles. Goo's you're arent very funny wacked out on cialis. ...
by Charles De Mar
Mon May 05, 2008 3:58 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Your favorite Olympic moment
Replies: 25
Views: 2138

Re: Your favorite Olympic moment

Goober McTuber wrote:Gee, Carlota, you seem to be claim some kind of egg-spurtese regarding Pickkkle’s boner.

GOO's follows the BISP....he's like a fuckin bloodhoud of BISP...