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by Charles De Mar
Wed Mar 05, 2008 7:52 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: if you had 5 weeks to live, what would you do?
Replies: 54
Views: 3530

Re: if you had 5 weeks to live, what would you do?

Papa Willie wrote:
Charles De Mar wrote:
The word 'fuck' makes you sound so awesome.

I think I do remember the first thread you made when you came here. Do you?

Of course not......

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Your scrabble prowess is awesome....fuckin awesome...
by Charles De Mar
Wed Mar 05, 2008 7:36 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: if you had 5 weeks to live, what would you do?
Replies: 54
Views: 3530

Re: if you had 5 weeks to live, what would you do?

I think "Jeff" was "trolling/lying". You're still the same stupid shutyomouth I remember from a few years back :cry: And you're still a fucking rut in the road that I pissed on, never knew, and didn't give a fuck about. You'll end up going Swayze and nobody will care. :lol: The ...
by Charles De Mar
Wed Mar 05, 2008 7:25 pm
Forum: ARCHIVE!
Topic: Why the fuck are judges posting in the Peanut Gallery thread
Replies: 28
Views: 6512

Re: Why the fuck are judges posting in the Peanut Gallery thread

Goober McTuber wrote: You're like the turd in this board's punchbowl. Give YumYum the day off: go fuck yourself.

Well done, for your next trick roll over...
by Charles De Mar
Wed Mar 05, 2008 7:22 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: I'm Sure This is Okay According to Islamic Law
Replies: 9
Views: 1304

Re: I'm Sure This is Okay According to Islamic Law

That dude FUCKIN PWNED the mother.

Rack him.



Besides, this story is from Faux news. They made it up so that we would hate the friendly muslims, the practicioners of the religion of peace.
by Charles De Mar
Wed Mar 05, 2008 7:21 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: if you had 5 weeks to live, what would you do?
Replies: 54
Views: 3530

Re: if you had 5 weeks to live, what would you do?

Papa Willie wrote:I think "Jeff" was "trolling/lying".

You're still the same stupid shutyomouth I remember from a few years back :cry:
by Charles De Mar
Wed Mar 05, 2008 6:18 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: if you had 5 weeks to live, what would you do?
Replies: 54
Views: 3530

Re: if you had 5 weeks to live, what would you do?

Anyone got a line on Jenny Grey?

Is her nose still alive?
by Charles De Mar
Wed Mar 05, 2008 6:16 pm
Forum: ARCHIVE!
Topic: Why the fuck are judges posting in the Peanut Gallery thread
Replies: 28
Views: 6512

Re: Why the fuck are judges posting in the Peanut Gallery thread

Its amazingly tragic that Goobs would jump on the bandwagon here, completely incapable of forming a thought of his own. Tragic for you, maybe. I ain’t jumping on no bandwagon either. You know damn well that I’ve previously pointed out what a complete tard you are. You're like this board's backgroun...
by Charles De Mar
Wed Mar 05, 2008 6:14 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Need BB site to troll
Replies: 0
Views: 978

Need BB site to troll

me and Yum Yum want some good femnist or wimmins abused sites to work with.
by Charles De Mar
Wed Mar 05, 2008 4:58 pm
Forum: ARCHIVE!
Topic: Why the fuck are judges posting in the Peanut Gallery thread
Replies: 28
Views: 6512

Re: Why the fuck are judges posting in the Peanut Gallery thread

Dog wrote:Too late.

We already have Brock, Angie and the Frisky Kitty.

You're gonna wake up one day and have nothing to do.....
by Charles De Mar
Wed Mar 05, 2008 4:54 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Mother Nature has BODE
Replies: 28
Views: 2498

Re: Mother Nature has BODE

Has Algore approved of this thread?
by Charles De Mar
Wed Mar 05, 2008 4:39 pm
Forum: ARCHIVE!
Topic: Why the fuck are judges posting in the Peanut Gallery thread
Replies: 28
Views: 6512

Re: Why the fuck are judges posting in the Peanut Gallery thread

Its amazingly tragic that Goobs would jump on the bandwagon here, completely incapable of forming a thought of his own. Early onset Alzheimer's is a bitch, so he gets by. As for the pic of KN. The dude knows me, and I'm pretty sure he knows that I'd never, ever do that to him. So you didn't like th...
by Charles De Mar
Tue Mar 04, 2008 10:14 pm
Forum: ARCHIVE!
Topic: Round 2: Peanut Gallery Thread
Replies: 101
Views: 17791

Re: Round 2: Peanut Gallery Thread

Felix wrote:Racks to DC.....

rack the bags of fertilizer in the front room....

funny script, really funny....too bad the rain storm, lightning and the giant douglas fir tree with lush forest canopy werent in Phoenix today..... :hfal:
by Charles De Mar
Tue Mar 04, 2008 4:52 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: New Gang Tactic in Monkeytown
Replies: 23
Views: 1039

Re: New Gang Tactic in Monkeytown

Im awaiting The Big Pickles comment before saying anything.

sincerely,
snopes.com
by Charles De Mar
Tue Mar 04, 2008 4:08 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Dammitalltohell: Favre Retiring
Replies: 15
Views: 994

Re: Dammitalltohell: Favre Retiring

WTF are you mewling about, Rodgers is a great quarterback, you'll be fine.....were stuck with that fuckin Cutler mop head.....It's gonna be a long year.
by Charles De Mar
Tue Mar 04, 2008 3:24 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Cool video
Replies: 27
Views: 1062

Re: Cool video

You gleened 'scroll-wheel' from that diarrea infested post by ocmikeGilffucker. Yeah, that's right penis-breath. I'd never heard of a scroll-wheel until I read that post. Who the fuck says "Scroll Wheel"? Penis breath? Man, you're pushing teh boundries of hard hitting ghetto smak, arent y...
by Charles De Mar
Tue Mar 04, 2008 3:22 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Living with the Hannibal Lecter's Old Lady
Replies: 32
Views: 1627

Re: Living with the Hannibal Lecter's Old Lady

OCmike wrote:.

Here's the quick version: Do a search for all posts by "OCmike" with the word "crazy" in it.
Why would I want to do that? Why dont' you finish the job nature has started and suck on the wrong end of a 12 gauge till the pain stops.
by Charles De Mar
Mon Mar 03, 2008 11:27 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Jeff Healey Dead
Replies: 18
Views: 758

Re: Jeff Healey Dead

Martyred wrote:
Sirfindafold wrote:
Who gives a fuck?
Anyone that appreciates ChargerMike's link, and doesn't have a cock in their mouth at this exact moment.

Hint: That would exclude you.
So, most people with cocks in thier asses do appreciate it? Thanks for clarifying...
by Charles De Mar
Mon Mar 03, 2008 11:25 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Cool video
Replies: 27
Views: 1062

Re: Cool video

Goober McTuber wrote:
Charles De Mar wrote:What a blast.....did I offend your sense of gheyness?
Your only offense was to my scroll-wheel, you dimwitted fuckbubble.

You gleened 'scroll-wheel' from that diarrea infested post by ocmikeGilffucker.
by Charles De Mar
Mon Mar 03, 2008 11:04 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Living with the Hannibal Lecter's Old Lady
Replies: 32
Views: 1627

Re: Living with the Hannibal Lecter's Old Lady

This may very well be my last post here. If it is, it's been a fun ride fellas and I wish all of you well...even BSmack. A lot of you don't know/care that I got a new nerdy tech job in the Bay Area and moved back to Calif about two weeks ago. After doing a room search for several weeks, getting sev...
by Charles De Mar
Mon Mar 03, 2008 10:28 pm
Forum: ARCHIVE!
Topic: Pooldoc's Radio Show at Stucknut
Replies: 93
Views: 18343

Re: Pooldoc's Radio Show at Stucknut

The Big Pickle wrote:
Roger_the_Shrubber wrote:It's a great place to hang out and listen to tunes, make requests, etc....

Hey Shrub,

Can you tell Jane that Pickle says "Hi". I love her. She's the best.


Thanks.

does Jane like little meth'd out trailer park kniggers like you?
by Charles De Mar
Mon Mar 03, 2008 10:25 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Cool video
Replies: 27
Views: 1062

Re: Cool video

You aren't German. You're American. Pickle wants to be German because he is a submissive bottom boy who dreams of being violently fisted by an angry black ghey man....just like his father and his father before him. Evidently it's something of a Pickle family tradition. fixed your quote Wow, that re...
by Charles De Mar
Mon Mar 03, 2008 9:40 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Cool video
Replies: 27
Views: 1062

Re: Cool video

mvscal wrote:You aren't German. You're American.

Pickle wants to be German because he is a submissive bottom boy who dreams of being violently fisted by an angry black ghey man....just like his father and his father before him. Evidently it's something of a Pickle family tradition.

fixed your quote
by Charles De Mar
Mon Mar 03, 2008 7:59 pm
Forum: ARCHIVE!
Topic: I am coming into the smack off in Y2K's absence
Replies: 10
Views: 2407

Re: I am coming into the smack off in Y2K's absence

mvscal

mvscal

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nig nog

nog

jim rome

Twat Bitch

elf

Lomey

Romey


shit

fuck
fuckhead
assfucker
asshole


(research)
by Charles De Mar
Mon Mar 03, 2008 7:53 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Brush with Oscar
Replies: 15
Views: 705

Re: Brush with Oscar

I liked the FKC story about chikken.

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by Charles De Mar
Mon Mar 03, 2008 7:47 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: 77 year old beats wife because of gas!
Replies: 1
Views: 257

Re: 77 year old beats wife because of gas!

nice thread.
by Charles De Mar
Mon Mar 03, 2008 7:44 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Name my Band
Replies: 69
Views: 4337

Re: Name my Band

Random Youtube Links to strangers I've never met because I want to be in a band but dont' know a F# from a G. :lol:
by Charles De Mar
Mon Mar 03, 2008 7:41 pm
Forum: ARCHIVE!
Topic: Go fukk yourself, shutyomouth
Replies: 42
Views: 10664

Re: Go fukk yourself, shutyomouth

Yep, it exists.

This thread is the turd stuck on the asshair of the the butthole of the internet.


T0B
by Charles De Mar
Mon Mar 03, 2008 7:24 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Cool video
Replies: 27
Views: 1062

Re: Cool video

Rack Superior German genes! They got the shit kicked out of them in both wars which doesn't say much for their superiority or their intelligence. Germans also managed to infect humanity with both National Socialism and Communism in a single century not to mention the thousand year dark age which at...
by Charles De Mar
Fri Feb 29, 2008 9:36 pm
Forum: ARCHIVE!
Topic: ROUND 1 WINNERS
Replies: 64
Views: 8092

Re: ROUND 1 WINNERS

Serge wrote:
Charles De Mar wrote:
Serge wrote: Would you rather I use a series of symbols? Like on a Burger King cash register?
If you feel more comfortable doing that, sure.

I see what you did there.



Focus on the bouncing ball and sing along....
by Charles De Mar
Fri Feb 29, 2008 9:34 pm
Forum: ARCHIVE!
Topic: ROUND 1 WINNERS
Replies: 64
Views: 8092

Re: ROUND 1 WINNERS

Serge wrote: Would you rather I use a series of symbols? Like on a Burger King cash register?
If you feel more comfortable doing that, sure.
by Charles De Mar
Fri Feb 29, 2008 9:25 pm
Forum: ARCHIVE!
Topic: ROUND 1 WINNERS
Replies: 64
Views: 8092

Re: ROUND 1 WINNERS

Dear fucking god, what a useless tard. I would be insulted, but I just can't take any comment from you seriously. Especially taking in the hypocritical nature of this comment, the misspelling of the word "insinuation", and the general dismissive nature that everyone else on this board see...
by Charles De Mar
Fri Feb 29, 2008 9:08 pm
Forum: ARCHIVE!
Topic: ROUND 1 WINNERS
Replies: 64
Views: 8092

Re: ROUND 1 WINNERS

Dinsdale wrote:[
In one freaking post, we have "you're a failure in life," "Special Olympics," "drool cup," "helmet," and insunations of child molestation.


Dear fucking god, what a useless tard.


Serge or me?
by Charles De Mar
Fri Feb 29, 2008 9:02 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: So who are the asshats..
Replies: 61
Views: 3720

Re: So who are the asshats..

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z1eFdUSnaQM" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;


this fight is like that fight.
by Charles De Mar
Fri Feb 29, 2008 8:58 pm
Forum: ARCHIVE!
Topic: ROUND 1 WINNERS
Replies: 64
Views: 8092

Re: ROUND 1 WINNERS

Dear Charles, I understand you're upset because you failed miserably, both in the Smack Off and at life in general. It's ok. I understand your frustration. The world doesn't treat the mentally handicapped as equals, despite efforts put forth by such organizations as the Special Olympics. Buck up, l...
by Charles De Mar
Fri Feb 29, 2008 8:41 pm
Forum: ARCHIVE!
Topic: ROUND 1 WINNERS
Replies: 64
Views: 8092

Re: ROUND 1 WINNERS

Serge wrote:It's an honor just to be mentioned. Looking forward to next round.

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You can't be serious.

How about you just felch them in the quiet of your bathroom floor next time?

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what do you think of my burrito?
by Charles De Mar
Fri Feb 29, 2008 8:39 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Iraqi Gunmen Kidnap Catholic Cardinal
Replies: 10
Views: 797

Re: Iraqi Gunmen Kidnap Catholic Cardinal

Dinsdale wrote:They probably took him away to protect the children.

how about a nice burrito?

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by Charles De Mar
Fri Feb 29, 2008 8:34 pm
Forum: ARCHIVE!
Topic: Round 1: Peanut gallery thread
Replies: 200
Views: 19535

Re: Round 1: Peanut gallery thread

Dinsdale wrote:The first warning sign that a person is addicted to suck -- making excuses such as "I don't care" for their extreme level of sucking.

Why dont you STFU, you add nothing to the conversation except perhaps the faint smell of poo.
by Charles De Mar
Fri Feb 29, 2008 7:47 pm
Forum: ARCHIVE!
Topic: ROUND 1 WINNERS
Replies: 64
Views: 8092

Re: ROUND 1 WINNERS

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by Charles De Mar
Fri Feb 29, 2008 7:31 pm
Forum: ARCHIVE!
Topic: ROUND 1 WINNERS
Replies: 64
Views: 8092

Re: ROUND 1 WINNERS

Goober McTuber wrote:Rack Charles De Menses for bowing out with class.

A bird does not sing because it has an answer. It sings because it has a song.

— Chinese Proverb
by Charles De Mar
Fri Feb 29, 2008 7:16 pm
Forum: ARCHIVE!
Topic: ROUND 1 WINNERS
Replies: 64
Views: 8092

Re: ROUND 1 WINNERS

Some of the judges couldn't quite get over the “ STOCK PHOTO” tag on all of CDM’s mouse offerings. I mean, if you’re going to use the same picture in every post… aw, never mind. This one was over when they posted the brackets . Jay is a legend , and rode a clever (if overwrought) theme out of the f...