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Haha!! Rack the Jack!!

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Thanks WW! I know, just trying to be an internet cool guy. I love her and this is special or something.

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That would actually be a pleasent surprise Van. Last time she was grunting down on a push and from the front row I got to watch her roll a few marbles out. Horrid, horrid moment in my life. That and seeing the gaping hole the kid left behind. Carnage. Ripped from one hole to the other. It seriously ...

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I'm hung like a chinch bug.

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I'm sitting in the hospital waiting for my wife to shit out number three. Just getting started so it's going to be a long one.

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R-Jack wrote:
BSmack wrote: The first amendment out front
Move over "tell me you knew". There's a new played out phrase in MBezzle's wheelhouse.

From whence does this fresh description originate? Yo MTV Raps?

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I'm starting off with Van since most of the oogies and whatsuch would be killed by the radiation. I love bacon so I'd probably strip mine Papa Spray for some sweet Georgia bacon. I think Moving Sale is sorta small and suckling-like so I'd have ta git me some tender baby back ribs.

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Thought the same thing Mikey.

Rack Chip!!

Somewhere at a Birther rally in the near future, poptart snaps...

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Rack Sam. My sentiments exactly.

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Well, if you are half balck and you hate balck people I can see how that would make you an extra special bigot. I hope black jesus speaks to your heart.

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http://web.me.com/donnicoloff/directlightproductions.com/Articles/Entries/2009/4/25_The_Three_Stooges_go_to_Washington,_Part_6_files/Stanley,%20Barack,%20Madelyn-1992NY.jpg http://i48.tinypic.com/157ovwy.jpg Suit shoulders do strange things, especially those made from whatever "old dude" ...

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Fuckin zombies, bro. Shit is getting real now.

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BWAHAHAA!!! RACK POP!!

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This is the best troll job I've ever witnessed personally or pop needs a checkup from the neck up.

Rack Marty for the few funny's to break up the insanity of this thread.

"You don't have to be nuts to believe something crazy." Great quote!

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Thanks smackaholic, link please?

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I don't get your inside jokes unfortunately, so Fuck me, I guess. Have your fun. Asswads, the lot of you.

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What's wrong with an ego-driven or selfish goal? NOBODY else gives a shit that I finally benched 305 at 40 y/o but I was stoked to finally accomplish something I'd worked hard to achieve. Trust me, I realize bench pressing is certainly not a lofty or worthy goal to even mention, I only use it becaus...

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"into Thin Air" is one of the best books I've ever read. Awesome.

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O sounds like somebody I would've loved to hang with. Smoking doobs in that lush Hawaiin flora. Fuck yeah!

Got NO problem with this story.

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Ugh. Sorry for the unprovoked shots poptart. That was more dickish than I care to be.

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RACK IT!

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Your "smack and banter" and "having fun" could all be had without the use of the sinful language I've quoted below. -Just keep sucking that knob , dumbfucks. -and you are VERY interested in being a good dick sucking little minion. -A good pct of the ObaMao dick huffers don't care...

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haha Van, is there any topic we can get into here where poptart's belief in Jesus Christ will not be entered? The seed has been planted and I do consider that to be a good thing. When you're done genuflecting at yourself in the mirror take a moment to consider your choice of words throughout this t...

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poptart wrote:DC, as I see it, the evidence that Jesus is the Christ far far... FAR exceeds the evidence that the documents Barry has provided are legit.

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Poptart, my point was that it's strange that you require "HARD PROOF" concerning the birthplace of our President, yet with NO "HARD PROOF" at all you profess to believe in your ludricous book of fairy tales. I dont want to get into it here either, just had to point how you requir...

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Thank you, Press Secretary mvscal.

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Killing time at Reddit and saw that Jess did an AMA (Ask Me Anything) there.

http://www.reddit.com/r/IAmA/comments/g ... se_heiman/

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poptart I have no idea what you were trying to prove with that book excerpt. I'm not interested in bullshit that he (or Ayers) wrote, I'm interested in facts. Felix wrote: how would he have gone about getting the state of hawaii to phoney up his birth records, or did he do that prior to running for ...

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DAMN! That is a sweet rig KC! Looks like what I would put together with my Matchbox cars when I was a kid and dream! Glad it went well for ya. I just sold my boat about 3 weeks ago. 3rd kid will be here at the end of the month and we could use the cash, to be honest. I almost, ALMOST! cried a little...

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Rack Van!

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