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by Dinstale
Sat Jun 21, 2008 12:21 am
Forum: ARCHIVE!
Topic: Au revio- Aufwieders-...aw, screw it...Later
Replies: 205
Views: 30231

Re: Au revio- Aufwieders-...aw, screw it...Later

A little bird told me the leader of the spam nation bumped my non-retirement thread. Guess you needed to pad your post total, eh, Dins? Mvscal and BSmack starting to catch up. Four words for ya: La-hoo-za-her. Oh... so now you're "smacking" MY lyrical stanzas? Do you even KNOW what a stan...
by Dinstale
Fri Jun 20, 2008 4:33 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: (!)Check out the first fight of the night for us!(!) <--Cock
Replies: 82
Views: 6535

Re: Check out the first fight of the night for us!

Anyone taking bets on who Rayduh James is posting as?
by Dinstale
Sat May 17, 2008 1:38 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Calif Supreme Court: gay marriages ok
Replies: 156
Views: 8961

Re: Calif Supreme Court: gay marriages ok

Martyred wrote:Wow. Throwing your toys out of the crib and across the room...

Quite a tactic. Props, I guess.
Ummm... what part of ignore are you not getting?

I have you on "ignore" for good reason.
by Dinstale
Sun May 11, 2008 12:19 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Which Beer Would You Order?
Replies: 36
Views: 2996

Re: Which Beer Would You Order?

Anybody ever had one of these? http://www.united-nations-of-beer.com/images/land-shark-beer-10190.jpg Now that's good beer, and well worth the extra cost. Had my first last night on a recomendation from a cool bartender after I had ordered a Corona. He said that if you like Corona, you'll really li...
by Dinstale
Thu Apr 17, 2008 6:42 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: RACE WAR, CULTURE WAR, CIVIL WAR, REVOLUTION
Replies: 54
Views: 2868

Re: RACE WAR, CULTURE WAR, CIVIL WAR, REVOLUTION

raise my children like my folks raised me Barely-literate? Does that hyphen really belong in there? Uhmm... Did I just read that? Seriously... I really don't have the time to explain the funnay that obviously flew over your head. Earlier, I said I had to leave for awhile. A friend of mine told me t...
by Dinstale
Mon Apr 07, 2008 10:19 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Jess the Rookie, shirtless and busted
Replies: 4
Views: 1020

Re: Jess the Rookie, shirtless and busted

Such Bathos! Easily Jess' best acting job ever. I smell Oscar. Of course that comes before you attempt this thing called humor . I still can't think of one time you actually brought the funnay. Stick to what you do best... that is to make the rest of us check to see our scroll wheels are in working...
by Dinstale
Wed Mar 19, 2008 4:52 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Hey, Mace...
Replies: 7
Views: 864

Re: Hey, Mace...

Not really sure if the message got out to the peripheral tard boards or not... but spamming is not welcomed here.

Oh, but let's not keep standards up either. Just sign up and suck.
by Dinstale
Wed Mar 19, 2008 1:20 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: What the fukk is going on in my country?
Replies: 104
Views: 6381

Re: What the fukk is going on in my country?

While I sit here and laugh at you... really, we are ALL laughing at you , I don't think you Cali's have the IN on good quality sunshine either. With the smog and other pollutants belched out of your tardmobiles, we have relatively little of the pollution problem in the U&L. That allows us to get...
by Dinstale
Sun Mar 16, 2008 2:42 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: A moment of silence...
Replies: 3
Views: 742

Re: A moment of silence...

Oh... you mean THIS board?

http://thetrolls.net/phpbb/viewforum.php?f=3" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;

Back away from the food trough Tubby.
by Dinstale
Wed Feb 27, 2008 11:57 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: WTF Stcuknut? Why no love?
Replies: 25
Views: 2420

Re: WTF Stcuknut? Why no love?

I'm a CURRENT member at the nut and you guys are hating on me. Why? Oh... that clears up the confusion. I was under the impression a wayward tard found this website by chance. Now that you've identified yourself as being a much maligned loser from whatever website that is hanging off the Bitter Elf...
by Dinstale
Tue Feb 26, 2008 6:35 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: SMASH
Replies: 28
Views: 2756

Re: SMASH

Umm... I know what a REAL boat launching is supposed to be like. Actually, a good buddy of mine (that hangs out at the bar across the street, adjacent to another well-known U&L bar that none of you tards ever heard of) invented the "boat ramp" along with the sparkling wine bottle vesse...
by Dinstale
Mon Feb 25, 2008 8:04 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Northern Illinois school shooting
Replies: 126
Views: 6178

Re: Northern Illinois school shooting

Don't want me to "adress" (gee, I thought it might have been a typo the first time you did it....guess not) you again? You DO know I intentionally misspelled "address" don't you? I have to give the tards at least some chance at making a valid point. You took the bait and now THA...
by Dinstale
Tue Feb 12, 2008 11:57 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Poopy on a weiner
Replies: 7
Views: 883

Re: Poopy on a weiner

I suspect Red Rover has one too many shit trolls.

Then again, at .net that's the standard.
by Dinstale
Tue Feb 12, 2008 6:15 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: c_u made it down south?
Replies: 70
Views: 3301

Re: c_u made it down south?

Not really sure what your point is... but IF you are attempting to out yourself as a stupid fuck... don't let me stop you.

You are doing a good job at that and more "KC power" toward you. It's not like I'm pointing out the obvious.
by Dinstale
Tue Feb 12, 2008 6:00 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: c_u made it down south?
Replies: 70
Views: 3301

Re: c_u made it down south?

dotdotdot wrote:Game over.
Well... I would agree with you, but when DID you ever have game?

Can't claim something you never had.
by Dinstale
Tue Feb 12, 2008 5:31 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: c_u made it down south?
Replies: 70
Views: 3301

Re: c_u made it down south?

I was only going on the shit post standard that you and the other mid-america tards here had already established.. Since you are a shit-posting expert, there must be a message board that needs your help... To be more specific, it must be one where Jim Rome listening tards hang out. Don't thank me, ...
by Dinstale
Tue Feb 12, 2008 5:19 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: SWEEEET Smack-Off
Replies: 18
Views: 1766

Re: SWEEEET Smack-Off

dotdotdot wrote: Sweet. They'll be happy to know that I also found the "quote" function on this shitty new board layout.
You'll be more appreciated if you can provide a staple remover.

Just a hunch though.
by Dinstale
Tue Feb 12, 2008 5:06 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: SWEEEET Smack-Off
Replies: 18
Views: 1766

Re: SWEEEET Smack-Off

dotdotdot wrote:
Dinstale wrote:Bring it Ryan.
I think I win now, right?
Yes you do. Since you are "bringing it," I hear TT is looking for a new tard. Go ask them for a sign-in sheet. Zen and all....
by Dinstale
Tue Feb 12, 2008 4:57 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: c_u made it down south?
Replies: 70
Views: 3301

Re: c_u made it down south?

My GF and I went to the bar with Rumps this weekend... He's a fun guy to hang out with... GF as in Guy Fawkes or Rayduh Jame's boyfriend? Please be more specific before you hit the dreaded "Enter" button again. Wait, you had a good time hanging out with a guy ? Whatever dude... or fag to ...
by Dinstale
Tue Feb 12, 2008 4:13 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: SWEEEET Smack-Off
Replies: 18
Views: 1766

Re: SWEEEET Smack-Off

I had a sweet smackoff entry prepared, but sadly the smackoff forum seems to be locked. Yeah, I'm quite sure you'll run poptart right off the incontinent he's living in. How about a teaser for the KC area tards that are emptying their paychecks for the McDonald's Value Meals right about now. You we...
by Dinstale
Tue Feb 12, 2008 1:52 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Chelsea, otherwise pimped
Replies: 62
Views: 3006

Re: Chelsea, otherwise pimped

mvscal would drop a nooklear bomb on Iraq... No, he wouldn't you dumbfuck. Even he knows the value of all that oil and that you don't shit where you eat. What's with the alter ego, "Dinstale"? Are you like self trolling as being even dumber than a box of squared headed deck screws? I woul...
by Dinstale
Tue Feb 12, 2008 1:38 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: c_u made it down south?
Replies: 70
Views: 3301

Re: c_u made it down south?

Wags, are you the dude that was once KC Dave (kcdave) at the old board? 3Putt pretty much finished off that carcass of a tool with the infamous Photoshop work. Is that you?

If not, why are you 'sessin' over this bitch that clearly has you on the ropes?
by Dinstale
Tue Feb 12, 2008 12:35 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Chelsea, otherwise pimped
Replies: 62
Views: 3006

Re: Chelsea, otherwise pimped

Simply put... mvscal would drop a nooklear bomb on Iraq then contain the border with plexi glass that only can be install correctly from contractors from the U&L as WE know how to build stuff. Tell me you knew. Since you didn't know that fact, let me point out another flaw in the mvscal yet to b...
by Dinstale
Mon Feb 11, 2008 9:56 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: SWEEEET Smack-Off
Replies: 18
Views: 1766

Re: SWEEEET Smack-Off

Invictus wrote: If I were you all, I'd bet even money on me.
I like YOUR chances.

What do I win?
by Dinstale
Mon Feb 11, 2008 9:53 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Chelsea, otherwise pimped
Replies: 62
Views: 3006

Re: Chelsea, otherwise pimped

Better a fucking mudshark than a mud fucker, you dick sucking, psuedo band faggot. Don't you have a message board of fat women to go and trade makeup secrets with? Trev and I are bonding, like you and any number of shit crusted male arseholes. BWA! I have to say you made a funnay . Now take care of...
by Dinstale
Sun Feb 10, 2008 8:19 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: At the school yard..
Replies: 19
Views: 1312

Re: At the school yard..

You've provided the stupid already.... IKYABWAI? Way to go tard... So I may have to stay after school and mop the floors, can be suspended or even expelled if I run a red light in the U&L? Is this what you're trying to say, dummy? I doubt your "god" wants you to be near a school, let ...
by Dinstale
Sun Feb 10, 2008 7:15 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Chelsea, otherwise pimped
Replies: 62
Views: 3006

Re: Chelsea, otherwise pimped

Mister Bushice wrote:
Dan Vogel wrote:But inside your head sexual XXX is playing like a cinema.
No wonder my popcorn is always sticky.
Do you like the taste?
by Dinstale
Sun Feb 10, 2008 7:02 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: At the school yard..
Replies: 19
Views: 1312

Re: At the school yard..

What power are the police given in schools? The power to arrest? I would think that the police are reluctent in most cases to go to that extreme. So rarely do the ends justify the means when the police are involved in a school discipline situation. Possibly the dumbest response yet, but I have hope...
by Dinstale
Sun Feb 10, 2008 6:35 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: At the school yard..
Replies: 19
Views: 1312

Re: At the school yard..

Umm... 88, you DO know who you are addressing right?

That should help you in the future when deciding to type a response to a dullard like BallSacked.

You're welcome...
by Dinstale
Fri Feb 08, 2008 3:42 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Bad news for KFC Paul
Replies: 8
Views: 774

Re: Bad news for KFC Paul

What look? . A look you can't hide without surgery. What the fuck happened to you? Did your moms doctor try yanking you out of her gash with corkscrew? In any event, either your dad made some bad sperm after drinking some mercury or your moms overies were producing some deformed product as a result...
by Dinstale
Sun Feb 03, 2008 11:23 pm
Forum: NFL
Topic: Patriots vs. Giants in-game
Replies: 114
Views: 5375

Re: Patriots vs. Giants in-game

War Wagon wrote:I ain't all that smart.
You are just NOW realizing that?
by Dinstale
Fri Feb 01, 2008 3:43 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Fireside chat with Shoalzie
Replies: 45
Views: 1524

Re: Fireside chat with Shoalzie

You forgot about Tom Vu?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iQNdi-fR ... re=related" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;
by Dinstale
Thu Jan 31, 2008 2:46 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: What the hell...
Replies: 26
Views: 946

Re: What the hell...

Can't you see? Paul isn't fat - It's society's twisted body image that they force down everyone's throat that's really to blame! What are you going to DO about it?? I guess you are right. He isn't fat. After all... we've seen evidence to his claims. :paul: Oh wait, I forgot... the IKYABWAI defense ...
by Dinstale
Wed Jan 30, 2008 11:58 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: so who will be our next President?
Replies: 37
Views: 2366

Re: so who will be our next President?

The Big Pickle wrote:Another Tard. Been there, done that a million times.
No shit, huh?
by Dinstale
Wed Jan 30, 2008 10:55 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: What the hell...
Replies: 26
Views: 946

Re: What the hell...

RevLimiter wrote:
lardass
By some people's twisted standards, yeah...but
Yeah, but?

When you say "by some people's twisted standards," who on this planet are those people?

Please feel free to provide ONE name.
by Dinstale
Wed Jan 30, 2008 4:50 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: REVEALED: the source of Stanley's rage
Replies: 28
Views: 1050

Re: REVEALED: the source of Stanley's rage

Uncle Fester wrote:Does JTR have a sister?
Sure looks like it... Never doubted TBP was a faggot.
by Dinstale
Tue Jan 29, 2008 9:03 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: so who will be our next President?
Replies: 37
Views: 2366

Re: so who will be our next President?

For the record... nobody remembers or check this... CARES what you've said 2 days ago.
by Dinstale
Tue Jan 29, 2008 6:48 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: State of the Union address
Replies: 82
Views: 1622

Re: State of the Union address

But wait... it even gets better... you might want to spell "rigor mortis" correctly. Thanks for pointing out another grammatical error. That probably accounts for 45% of your bazillion posts. Fine form, fuckhead. Isn't it ALWAYS true when a tard goes there, it inevitably goes beyond its ca...
by Dinstale
Tue Jan 29, 2008 6:33 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: State of the Union address
Replies: 82
Views: 1622

Re: State of the Union address

When will you do anything with your life that actually matters other than making sure your fingers don't get rigamortis by pounding your keyboard excessively regardless of what the topic is? You may call me sad but dude....look in the mirror. A tard loves post total smack for some odd reason. Isn't...
by Dinstale
Tue Jan 29, 2008 5:43 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Gay men, wine, cheese, and the Miss America Pageant
Replies: 5
Views: 437

Re: Gay men, wine, cheese, and the Miss America Pageant

Every year, these guys throw a Miss America Party at their domecile and invite other gay men ... and I have been invited the past 4 years to this event. Mrs. Rumps... greasing... You know that feeling when you see your mother naked Needless to say, Mrs. Rumps and I are not talking right now. Not su...