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by JCT
Tue Sep 12, 2006 4:28 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: What screams "stupid" to you?
Replies: 26
Views: 1187

This thread.
by JCT
Tue Sep 12, 2006 5:06 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Name the one poster from the idiot boards you want back
Replies: 66
Views: 3956

smackaholic wrote:I miss Hulk Troll and his epcot plungering of frag.

Put ear to ground.
by JCT
Tue Sep 12, 2006 4:31 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Name the one poster from the idiot boards you want back
Replies: 66
Views: 3956

Biggie Cohen
Dinsdale Pirahna
enolc
Bootie Lover
Bootie Lover's Cat
LunchboxenthalsDeadPuppy
by JCT
Tue Sep 12, 2006 2:22 am
Forum: ARCHIVE!
Topic: New Member Here
Replies: 164
Views: 18884

Welcome, new friend. Broken Rootbeer has refreshments in the Shrubber wing. Just remember we are all Jim Rome and friends.
by JCT
Mon Sep 11, 2006 6:31 pm
Forum: MLB
Topic: Sept 15th
Replies: 9
Views: 266

Re: Sept 15th

jiminphilly wrote:the magnitude the series will hold at that time of the year.

Not anymore.


Sin,

10 game lead
by JCT
Mon Sep 11, 2006 2:52 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Who's Watching?....
Replies: 118
Views: 4118

Image
by JCT
Thu Sep 07, 2006 4:56 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Will You Always Stay in the U.S.?
Replies: 46
Views: 1408

Re: Will You Always Stay in the U.S.?

Uncle Fester wrote:
A gal I know has a brother who moved to Viet Frickin Nam. He claims he's never been happier, that he has more freedoms there then he ever had in the States and that his cost of living is about a dollar a day.

Child Molester. Remember Gary Glitter loves Vietnam too.
by JCT
Mon Sep 04, 2006 5:12 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Steve Irwin AKA Croc Hunter- Dead
Replies: 93
Views: 4684

last words "Wotch this" ?
by JCT
Sat Sep 02, 2006 3:23 pm
Forum: MLB
Topic: When it rains it pours.......
Replies: 11
Views: 487

And now schilling is hurt.
by JCT
Fri Sep 01, 2006 3:29 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: I'm having trouble understanding some things
Replies: 48
Views: 2241

warren wrote:I don't think "Bluetooths" have made it to South Texas yet

Yeah, you have a hard time with just teeth, let alone a bluetooth.



I just saw a commercial for Dairy Queen. They have a hamburger they top with chili. Why? You top ground bef with...ground beef.
by JCT
Fri Sep 01, 2006 3:24 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: I love Coach K, but...
Replies: 21
Views: 1193

It's basketball, no one fucking cares.
by JCT
Wed Aug 30, 2006 5:24 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Kid gets fake leg after dad mows over old one...
Replies: 15
Views: 483

I bet the next time he tells that kid to get his lazy ass out of the way that kid will listen.
by JCT
Wed Aug 30, 2006 4:17 pm
Forum: MLB
Topic: Waiver Deadline.
Replies: 1
Views: 93

Waiver Deadline.

Who's going to get traded?


Looks like the Dead Sox are shopping Wells.
by JCT
Wed Aug 30, 2006 4:16 pm
Forum: MLB
Topic: Did the Manny thread vanish, or is the board
Replies: 5
Views: 201

Weird. That thread vanished from the lineup just like Manny.
by JCT
Wed Aug 30, 2006 3:23 am
Forum: MLB
Topic: Did the Manny thread vanish, or is the board
Replies: 5
Views: 201

Did the Manny thread vanish, or is the board

hiccupping?
by JCT
Tue Aug 29, 2006 11:15 pm
Forum: MLB
Topic: Detroit Tigers
Replies: 227
Views: 8846

Rainout.

Day night DH tomorrow. Wang in game 1, Wright in #2 Johnson pushed to game 3.
by JCT
Tue Aug 29, 2006 4:56 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Darwin hits paydirt
Replies: 37
Views: 5623

They should use :dins: hot air.....
by JCT
Tue Aug 29, 2006 4:45 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Darwin hits paydirt
Replies: 37
Views: 5623

DUBLIN, Ireland (AP) -- A hot-air balloon caught fire during a circus stunt, killing a clown acrobat as dozens of children watched, police said Tuesday. The accident happened Monday night as the Royal Russian Circus was performing in Scariff, County Clare, a village in western Ireland. About 100 pe...
by JCT
Tue Aug 29, 2006 4:38 pm
Forum: MLB
Topic: Manny Ramirez = BIG FUCKING PUSSY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Replies: 21
Views: 850

I KC Pauled this from somewhere else. :lol: Oh Ramirez You're breaking my heart You're shaking my confidence daily Oh Ramirez, I'm down on my knees I'm beggin' you please to play ball So play ball Oh Ramirez, Your grandma's not dead Your hamstring's not red I'm sick of your tired excuses Oh Ramirez,...
by JCT
Tue Aug 29, 2006 3:53 am
Forum: MLB
Topic: Manny Ramirez = BIG FUCKING PUSSY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Replies: 21
Views: 850

Wait, scratch that Damon has had a broken bone in foot since April. Hope Manny's sore knee feels better soon. Maybe Big Slappy should kiss his boo boo.
by JCT
Tue Aug 29, 2006 3:47 am
Forum: MLB
Topic: Manny Ramirez = BIG FUCKING PUSSY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Replies: 21
Views: 850

What's that have to do with this? Focus. This thread is about Manny. Not A-rod, not Pavano. Manny's a punk for taking time off to heal his hamstrings Damon has been playing with a broken bone in his FOOT for 2 months. Your team is melting down. 4-0 A's and you guys are walking in runs right now. 7 o...
by JCT
Tue Aug 29, 2006 2:22 am
Forum: MLB
Topic: Manny Ramirez = BIG FUCKING PUSSY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Replies: 21
Views: 850

Now Big Sloppy is out. Manny still out. Lester to the DL. Prepare to get smoked by the A's.
by JCT
Tue Aug 29, 2006 1:25 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Darwin hits paydirt
Replies: 37
Views: 5623

A woman in Hohhot, the capital of north China's Inner Mongolia region, crashed her car while giving her dog a driving lesson, the official Xinhua News Agency said Monday. No injuries were reported although both vehicles were slightly damaged, it said. The woman, identified only be her surname, Li, ...
by JCT
Mon Aug 28, 2006 11:17 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Darwin hits paydirt
Replies: 37
Views: 5623

RIP Python.
by JCT
Mon Aug 28, 2006 3:55 pm
Forum: MLB
Topic: Manny Ramirez = BIG FUCKING PUSSY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Replies: 21
Views: 850

This thread isn't about A-Rod. It's about Manny being Manny. Slip sliding away... It's about Manny being the whiny cunt he's always been, I bet he'll be demanding a trade within a week. Slip sliding away.... He sees the writing on the wall. He knows that if it wasn't for the beating the Sox gave to ...
by JCT
Sun Aug 27, 2006 6:38 am
Forum: ARCHIVE!
Topic: Grand Opening
Replies: 186
Views: 17433

He's not on drugs, you ASS!
by JCT
Sun Aug 27, 2006 6:09 am
Forum: ARCHIVE!
Topic: Grand Opening
Replies: 186
Views: 17433

Speaking of shit. I was thinking about LK's wedding here in the beatuiful mecca of 3.99 buffets and Flying Elvi. Do you think when they entered the Chapel of Momentary Bliss someone hit the play button on the old school gheto blaster and she walked down the ailse for the 5th or 6th time in a tank to...
by JCT
Sun Aug 27, 2006 5:57 am
Forum: ARCHIVE!
Topic: Grand Opening
Replies: 186
Views: 17433

e wrote:what did the book say about ass piss?

"Watch the Stl. Louis Cards play, they'll make your ass pucker tighter than John Rocker's on the D train."
by JCT
Sun Aug 27, 2006 5:45 am
Forum: ARCHIVE!
Topic: Grand Opening
Replies: 186
Views: 17433

That's it. Taco Bell is sure to provide you with a case of ass piss.
by JCT
Sun Aug 27, 2006 5:39 am
Forum: ARCHIVE!
Topic: Grand Opening
Replies: 186
Views: 17433

Naw you need LEAFY veggies. They are like a broom in your colon.
by JCT
Sun Aug 27, 2006 5:29 am
Forum: ARCHIVE!
Topic: Grand Opening
Replies: 186
Views: 17433

e wrote:unwar ass piss

Word. But sometimes you have to ruffage up or you'll get all Elvis'd up and die on the can.
by JCT
Sun Aug 27, 2006 5:24 am
Forum: ARCHIVE!
Topic: Grand Opening
Replies: 186
Views: 17433

You know what's good? Prunes. They have a bad rap as being nasty etc. I mean WTF, they're plums, what kind of a child molesting hippie commie faggot doesn't like a plum? I'm telling you get a bag of sun sweet prunes. They are a GREAT snack. 5 of them little thing have more fiber than and apple and t...
by JCT
Fri Aug 25, 2006 8:59 pm
Forum: ARCHIVE!
Topic: Grand Opening
Replies: 186
Views: 17433

Y2K wrote:smacktactible

Rack






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by JCT
Fri Aug 25, 2006 7:41 pm
Forum: ARCHIVE!
Topic: Grand Opening
Replies: 186
Views: 17433

Turkey with guac & chipolte mayo sammich from Quiznos

Funyons

2 bottles of water.
by JCT
Thu Aug 24, 2006 5:27 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: "And IIIIII-EEE-AYYYYY Will Always Hate JOOOOOOOS"
Replies: 21
Views: 1335

So do you think the air force should be listening for the faint sounds of " I wanna dance with somebody" coming from deep underground and drop a bunker buster on it?
by JCT
Thu Aug 24, 2006 5:03 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: "And IIIIII-EEE-AYYYYY Will Always Hate JOOOOOOOS"
Replies: 21
Views: 1335

He's rolling around the mountains of Pakistan on a black donkey with Phil Collins' " in the air" blasting off an infidel tape deck.
by JCT
Thu Aug 24, 2006 5:12 am
Forum: MLB
Topic: Manny Ramirez = BIG FUCKING PUSSY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Replies: 21
Views: 850

He bailed out of tonight's game in the 4th with a "sore knee".
by JCT
Thu Aug 24, 2006 4:42 am
Forum: MLB
Topic: Is it.....
Replies: 31
Views: 540

please explain the 93 Octane reference re: the pitching staff. In my neck of the woods, 93 Octane is High Octane and I know you can't think the Sox have High Octane pitching!! Gas cans. They come in and it's like pouring gas on a fire. Like Tavarez. I got the Angles Sox gome on FSW right now (Yanke...
by JCT
Thu Aug 24, 2006 3:17 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: "Survivor" adopts Seperate But Equal policy for ne
Replies: 21
Views: 1129

Rewards will be as follows.

Whites - Golf Clubs and Lite Beer

Blacks - Fat white women and glocks

Mexicans - Spray paint and a strawberry field to pick

Asians - Throwing stars and piles of Nikes to be sewed.
by JCT
Wed Aug 23, 2006 10:39 pm
Forum: MLB
Topic: Manny Ramirez = BIG FUCKING PUSSY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Replies: 21
Views: 850

ESPN was reporting that Tito was going to the league office to protest and get it changed to a hit so Manny will stop pouting and play. Fucking hilarious! While he was pouting and taking his ball and going home, last night the Sox had Ortiz on 1st with 2 outs in the 9th down by one and instead of Bi...