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by d-townmike
Tue Apr 16, 2024 2:04 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Weekend Roll Call 4-13-24
Replies: 21
Views: 619

Re: Weekend Roll Call 4-13-24

This will trigger you man-bun wearing homos in here... https://scontent-ord5-2.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t39.30808-6/436202150_7746838722003162_6426259427409377712_n.jpg?_nc_cat=105&ccb=1-7&_nc_sid=5f2048&_nc_ohc=_kjlBAubEQYAb7y8UYy&_nc_ht=scontent-ord5-2.xx&oh=00_AfAezw_fdIKj-KpsTfq0xBI9n-...
by d-townmike
Sat Apr 13, 2024 10:41 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Weekend Roll Call 4-13-24
Replies: 21
Views: 619

Re: Weekend Roll Call 4-13-24

HighPlainsGrifter wrote: Sat Apr 13, 2024 10:14 pm Rack the memes. It isn't racist if it's true. Might be stereotypical and low hanging fruit, but not racist. Screwy is a virtue signaling moron.
2nd. Bring 'em on Dave! There is so much truth to those memes!
by d-townmike
Sat Apr 13, 2024 4:35 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Eclipse PET
Replies: 6
Views: 190

Eclipse PET

While most people who wanted to go see the eclipse decided on a whim early Monday morning and ended up in a massive traffic jam (both directions), we thought we'd make a little vacation out of it and not only arrive and leave LONG before the first day-trippers arrived but visit a few southern Missou...
by d-townmike
Sat Apr 13, 2024 1:34 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: The April 8th Eclipse
Replies: 21
Views: 660

Re: The April 8th Eclipse

We were in Ellington, MO, small town in the southern part of the state, and it was absolutely perfect. NWS was predicting high clouds, and they were to the south in the morning and some even passed over early in the eclipse, but during the real show it was crystal clear. We saw full totality in 2017...
by d-townmike
Sat Apr 13, 2024 1:29 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: If the coffin don’t fit…
Replies: 41
Views: 851

Re: If the coffin don’t fit…

Fuggin rack SNL and Norm MacDonald! Local radio station morning show was playing a bunch of those Weekend Updates about OJ. Absolutely hilarious! Found this gem yesterday... https://scontent.fcps4-1.fna.fbcdn.net/v/t39.30808-6/437503379_399164566405730_216697537793644118_n.jpg?_nc_cat=1&ccb=1-7&...
by d-townmike
Sat Apr 13, 2024 1:22 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Weekend Roll Call 4-13-24
Replies: 21
Views: 619

Re: Weekend Roll Call 4-13-24

In. Highlight of this week was definitely the eclipse! We drove to Ellington, MO, which is a small town of not even 900 people in southern Missouri, right in the middle of the Ozarks. That was on Sunday and we stayed for two nights to completely avoid the traffic chaos of which was definitely there ...
by d-townmike
Sat Mar 30, 2024 8:19 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Weekend Roll Call 3-30-24
Replies: 12
Views: 412

Re: Weekend Roll Call 3-30-24

In. We had our spring break this past week in Dave's area of FOC. I'll spare you all the family stuff we did and do two highlights of a couple noteworthy meals we had with local fare. First one is the biggest pizza we have ever had! This is a 26" pie from Fat Sully's in downtown KC. Yes, we dev...
by d-townmike
Sat Mar 23, 2024 2:53 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Weekend Roll Call 3-23-24
Replies: 8
Views: 507

Re: Weekend Roll Call 3-23-24

Yep, I am really close to St. Charles in Weldon Spring, which is further west. You were in my hood recently, I'll be in your, well, region, next week. We are headed to KC Monday -Thursday for Spring Break. We are staying at a hotel near Westport. Thought about staying the whole week at Great Wolf Lo...
by d-townmike
Sat Mar 16, 2024 3:13 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Weekend Roll Call 3-16-24
Replies: 24
Views: 1188

Re: Weekend Roll Call 3-16-24

Bought a gas grill and today's project is to get it put together. No doubt that's going to take a few hours. WTF???? If you bought a grill from Ace, they could have delivered AND assembled for you and hauled your old one away if you had one all for free! But, too little too late for that. What kind...
by d-townmike
Sat Mar 09, 2024 9:44 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Weekend Roll Call 3-9-24
Replies: 24
Views: 621

Re: Weekend Roll Call 3-9-24

Our church secretary sends out a weekly announcement email. She pulled a full blown Zack when she was talking about DST. She said in the email "set your clocks up an hour earlier on Saturday night." After some time, she sent out another email clarifying what we do with the clocks and how w...
by d-townmike
Fri Mar 08, 2024 4:31 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Dem Cities Cracking Down on Crime
Replies: 22
Views: 531

Re: Dem Cities Cracking Down on Crime

That whole multi-paragraph post and all you have to respond to is how I inadvertently used "dominate?"

This place is worse than .net and that place is gone!
by d-townmike
Thu Mar 07, 2024 8:58 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Dem Cities Cracking Down on Crime
Replies: 22
Views: 531

Re: Dem Cities Cracking Down on Crime

The common denominator with the above chart? A dominate black population with all those cities. People are afraid to admit blacks commit far more crimes than any other race. Even you truth-deniers in here should know that even though you won't admit it. St. Louis is run by nogle demotards which is w...
by d-townmike
Thu Feb 29, 2024 2:05 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: When the Dems gave a shit about America
Replies: 24
Views: 636

Re: When the Dems gave a shit about America

Here's a TV station!

What more do you want besides more cahcks?

https://keprtv.com/news/nation-world/de ... ern-border
by d-townmike
Wed Feb 28, 2024 8:56 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: When the Dems gave a shit about America
Replies: 24
Views: 636

Re: When the Dems gave a shit about America

And then there's my former city who wants to tell employees to go fuck themselves so that they can fund illegal immigrants. https://www.tpusa.com/live/denver-cuts-employee-hours-to-budget-in-services-for-illegal-immigrants Absolutely sickening. These people are ILLEGAL for many reasons! They have br...
by d-townmike
Tue Feb 27, 2024 2:35 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Signature Song
Replies: 11
Views: 492

Re: Signature Song

Everclear was (is?) a pop group that was popular in the 90s. Their other hit was "Father of Mine."
by d-townmike
Sun Feb 25, 2024 9:12 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Signature Song
Replies: 11
Views: 492

Re: Signature Song

Identify the signature song for the following... Jimi Hendrix - Foxy Lady Hall & Oates - Private Eyes ELO - Don't Bring Me Down Everclear - I will buy you a new life The Clash - Casbah The Charlie Daniels Band - Devil Went Down to Georgia U2 - New Years Day Donna Summer - Hot Stuff AC/DC - Shoo...
by d-townmike
Fri Feb 02, 2024 8:47 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Gobbler's Knob
Replies: 5
Views: 393

Re: Gobbler's Knob

Someone have the Phil Connors troll?

Oh yeah, no having fun around here.
by d-townmike
Fri Feb 02, 2024 2:16 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Dry January
Replies: 5
Views: 365

Re: Dry January

Rack 65° to kick off February!
by d-townmike
Thu Feb 01, 2024 1:37 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Happy birthday
Replies: 10
Views: 492

Re: Happy birthday

Roux wrote: Wed Jan 31, 2024 2:56 pm Is he the youngest one here?
If he is 49, he is not the youngest one here.
by d-townmike
Mon Jan 29, 2024 11:09 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Blonde bikini rank 'em
Replies: 10
Views: 548

Re: Blonde bikini rank 'em

Yeah I figured one of the resident pole smokers in this place would piss all over a perfectly good rank 'em. They all look similar which ads to the challenge of actually ranking them! At least I actually post rank 'ems. These types of threads are severely lacking in this place. Just shut up and rank...
by d-townmike
Mon Jan 29, 2024 9:37 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Blonde bikini rank 'em
Replies: 10
Views: 548

Blonde bikini rank 'em

Happy Monday, all.

Image

3 1 2 4

Damn I love blondes!
by d-townmike
Sun Jan 28, 2024 10:27 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Weekend Roll Call 1-27-24
Replies: 28
Views: 1344

Re: Weekend Roll Call 1-27-24

I think the main point of that meme is the question of what happened to the people who promised to never watch the NFL again because of players taking a shit on the flag and the American National Anthem and the league forcing white guilt. My own wife and even my own parents, all big time Republicans...
by d-townmike
Sun Jan 28, 2024 10:00 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: NFL Championships
Replies: 47
Views: 1605

Re: NFL Championships

Great.

Now I need to deal with all these queef bandwagon fans here in St. Louis for the next few weeks.
by d-townmike
Sat Jan 27, 2024 2:33 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Weekend Roll Call 1-27-24
Replies: 28
Views: 1344

Re: Weekend Roll Call 1-27-24

https://i.imgur.com/KP3xJOPl.jpg Pretty much. All the conservative cranks who post in WSJ comment sections swore they were never watching the NFL again after the league had the nerve to put a playoff game on streaming. Then the league went out and posted record ratings all weekend. Moral of the sto...
by d-townmike
Sat Jan 20, 2024 5:50 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Weekend Roll Call 1-20-24
Replies: 34
Views: 2102

Re: Weekend Roll Call 1-20-24

Wife and I are in our new (to us) downsized home and love it. And we're looking at hot tubs. Any of y'all have one? Any suggestions as to makes and models? But we love ours! Such low maintenance costs and only 1-2 water changes are needed annually. Just keep up with the chemicals and it's great to ...
by d-townmike
Sat Jan 20, 2024 5:47 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Weekend Roll Call 1-20-24
Replies: 34
Views: 2102

Re: Weekend Roll Call 1-20-24

Hey, dtown, if you ever want to turn the hot tub water green I know a guy who knows a guy. Cost you a few grand but he's really good. You could also get a bunch of toddlers to pee in it for free. Why would I want to turn it green? Only way to turn ours green is to set the LED lights to the green co...
by d-townmike
Sat Jan 20, 2024 4:42 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Weekend Roll Call 1-20-24
Replies: 34
Views: 2102

Re: Weekend Roll Call 1-20-24

Wolfman wrote: Sat Jan 20, 2024 12:41 pm IN. Is January flying by or what ?
Enjoy.
Fine by me. The faster we get through January and February the faster we get back to boating and floating season!
by d-townmike
Sat Jan 20, 2024 4:30 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Weekend Roll Call 1-20-24
Replies: 34
Views: 2102

Re: Weekend Roll Call 1-20-24

hot tub Wife and I are in our new (to us) downsized home and love it. And we're looking at hot tubs. Any of y'all have one? Any suggestions as to makes and models? Happy Mardi Gras. Fun time of year to live in south Louisiana. We grew to love our hot tub. When we bought our previous house over 10 y...
by d-townmike
Fri Jan 19, 2024 9:25 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Polar Vortex Update
Replies: 13
Views: 556

Re: Polar Vortex Update

Grif, you don't use starting fluid in the manifold of your diesels? After letting the glow plugs turn on and off for a while (Freightliner says "intake heater", International says "wait to start"), there were times when someone would to a quick spray or two into the manifold whil...
by d-townmike
Tue Jan 16, 2024 3:00 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Happy MLK Day!
Replies: 9
Views: 11128

Re: Happy MLK Day!

"The content of their character" is the most overlooked or just flat-out ignored part of his speech. Like you overlook the Orange yam's character , right dtown? I look for qualifications and competency. Not "personality." Sounds like your TDS is flaring up again. Better do somet...
by d-townmike
Mon Jan 15, 2024 10:27 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: NFL Now Taking Over Control Of US Highways
Replies: 6
Views: 6549

Re: NFL Now Taking Over Control Of US Highways

They're distracting to drivers? Then any message is a distraction because they have to look up to see it!

People have no sense of humor anymore.
by d-townmike
Mon Jan 15, 2024 10:22 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Happy MLK Day!
Replies: 9
Views: 11128

Re: Happy MLK Day!

"The content of their character" is the most overlooked or just flat-out ignored part of his speech.

If you want to find out the most crime-infested area of any big city, look for MLK Blvd.

It's not racist when it's the damn truth!
by d-townmike
Mon Jan 15, 2024 10:18 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Wildcard Weekend Roll Call 1-13-24
Replies: 32
Views: 56106

Re: Wildcard Weekend Roll Call 1-13-24

Late for the roll call. Now at hospital about to get another epidural. Chronic pain ain't fun but I'm fortunate that there are things that help. Made little rum cakes for the docs and nurses, and of course since it is Mardi Gras season, I brought a king cake as well. I should post the recipe for th...
by d-townmike
Mon Jan 15, 2024 12:15 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Wildcard Weekend Roll Call 1-13-24
Replies: 32
Views: 56106

Re: Wildcard Weekend Roll Call 1-13-24

Moved to Denver in 1993 when they were still the Quebec Norodiques. Like everyone else, I became a fan in their first season in 1995-96 and the Stanley cup that season solidified the new fan ship. But I didn't buy a jersey until 1999. Just a couple t-shirts up until then. Didn't even attend a game u...
by d-townmike
Sat Jan 13, 2024 10:34 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Wildcard Weekend Roll Call 1-13-24
Replies: 32
Views: 56106

Re: Wildcard Weekend Roll Call 1-13-24

Fuck the NFL, go Blues! Oh, a Blues fan now. How surprising. How long did it take for you to remove your framed Avalanche jersey from the wall and replace with a Blues one? If/when I ever move from the 'burgh, I'll ALWAYS be a Pens fan. Move to Philly? Fuck the Flyers. Move to Nashville? Fuck the P...
by d-townmike
Sat Jan 13, 2024 7:46 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Wildcard Weekend Roll Call 1-13-24
Replies: 32
Views: 56106

Re: Wildcard Weekend Roll Call 1-13-24

In.

Yep, it's damn cold here now just like 90% of the country right now.

We got exactly zero inches of snow. Sucks to be those starting just 30 miles north of us. We avoided the snow bullshit again!

Fuck the NFL, go Blues!
by d-townmike
Wed Jan 10, 2024 6:34 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Death Pool 2024
Replies: 41
Views: 151488

Re: Death Pool 2024

I expected the biggest headache running this game to be kcdave insisting I accept his picks 3 days early because he goes to work in the morning. I was worried about the wrong Missiourian. Hey at least I just make my picks and shut up. If Dave participates this year, expect him to duplicate no less ...
by d-townmike
Wed Jan 10, 2024 12:06 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Death Pool 2024
Replies: 41
Views: 151488

Re: Death Pool 2024

Resubmitted to make it official.... Alan Alda (Hawkeye from M*A*S*H), July, heart failure Joe Biden (the pedo in Chief), August, dementia Patrick Stewart (captain Picard), September, heart attack Carol Burnett (had a variety and sketch show), June, natural causes Chevy Chase (many movies, SNL), Nove...
by d-townmike
Tue Jan 09, 2024 10:48 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Death Pool 2024
Replies: 41
Views: 151488

Re: Death Pool 2024

Well fuck me sideways.

I just saw the thread, skimmed through the rules because I've done this a few times, and posted.

Alright, feel free to delete. But I've archived these picks to load in tomorrow!
by d-townmike
Tue Jan 09, 2024 4:25 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Death Pool 2024
Replies: 41
Views: 151488

Re: Death Pool 2024

Six hours later and not one person has submitted picks? On another board, this thread would have been to 4 pages by now with people having to make alternate drafts. So here we go: Alan Alda (Hawkeye from M*A*S*H), July, heart failure Joe Biden (the pedo in Chief), August, dementia Patrick Stewart (c...