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Is Plummer gonna suddenly start making all the right decisions? It wouldn’t be “sudden” he figured out last season that he doesn’t play for Arizona anymore. We beg to differ. Sin, http://community.middlebury.edu/~bpyfrom/Cowher-Ward.jpg Must... resist... urge... BTW Paul, who threw more TDs last ye...

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They got Kyle Turley. They should be fine.

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It's not so much an indictment against Plummer... well, maybe it is a little bit... but give me Tom Brady. He's a straight-up winner.

If it has to be a defensive guy, I'm feeling pretty good about Denver's back seven, but the front four is lacking - I'm taking Richard Seymour.

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I know Im gonna get flack from my fellow Raider brothers for this but.... Mike Shanahan Yeah, he's about due to restock on paper clips and Post-Its, but rack you nonetheless. Plus, on the bright side, you wouldn't have to lose to him anymore. If one of those voodoo dolls actually worked and The Rat...

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TLRH wrote:Rumor in Socal is that the Raiders are asking two first rounders.

I'd take a 3rd, gladly.

Meanwhile the Mules can't give away Ashley Lelie, a player that has real similer stats to Porters.

Yeah, isn't it amazing how bad the market is for underachieving, malcontent receivers?

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Seriously, why are receivers such cancers? What makes a receiver feel like he is above the rest of the team? Randy Moss Jerry Porter Chad Johnson Joe Horn Terrel Owens The list goes on. What other position has so many loudmouth stains? Replace Chad Johnson's name with Ashley Lelie and you've got yo...

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Maybe we can get someone to set up a forum for these games...

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Orc will give you keys to the fourm that does not exist. This looks true enough to me... I still don't see no freakin' fourum . velocet Try this link but be forewarned that orc is selectively banning Jackasses from accessing it. Hard to tell for sure, but it seems he's a disgruntled IT guy that's p...

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No one has yet, nor will they ever present a valuable arguement of why it does not make sense to make a subtle change. Sorry ..... but .... the whole touchy, feel good, faggy, bullshit of "keeping it here," "at home," is a crock of shit. [Last season was the] worst pick 'em game...

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Yea, the response to this call out has been staggering. I guess I needed to add some (!) to the title to get some of these fucks to open this up. ============================= POTENTIAL OWNERS - We have lots of really good Pron in the Jackass Fourm - Just another added benefit of Franchising in the...

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Whatever happened to decorum?

Hell in a handbasket, I tell you...

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KC Scott wrote:Go check the fourm for new developments.

Speaking of our fourm... WTF?

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I'm with 'tart and Wags on their respective points, but I'm too lazy to step up and run any contest, so take that for what it's worth.

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Denver needs a pass rush. Last season, despite an otherwise solid defense, they had the worst sacks to passing attempts ratio in the NFL... then waived their best defensive lineman. I don't know if there's anyone on the Browncos that can fill that void, but it needs filling for the team to take that...

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Jackasses, check The Forum.

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I've been to Ohio... they freaking love to play cornhole. It's a lot like horseshoes, but with a much queerer name.

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Play switcheroo with the team's o-lines last year and you might be singing a different tune, Bri. Precisely. Johnson is running behind arguably the best line in all of football. San Diego's has been in the bottom third of the league for almost all of Tomlinson's career and he's still never had wors...

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Glad it made it... I was starting to grip when I hadn't heard anything a week after sending it Priority Mail. All I could picture is Newman trying to explain who Aaron in Toostoned was every time he lit up. Racks again, bro. Hey Red, I didn't even see the inscription (Aaron in Toostoned 2006 Draft ...

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BBMarley wrote:Doesn't say what kind of Honda... could be an S-2000.. which is a nice ride. It didn't say he was riding around in a Civic....

I don't care if it's a 24K gold-plated Honda with 52" spinners, it's still a freaking Honda.

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Qbert wrote:i know....lets have a referendum to build the world's largest Pallet Jack...

Swoon.
-Wags

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... and you're bumping around town in a Honda ? I guess it's good to be frugal and all, but for about ten grand more you can at least afford a base model Lexus. Plummer issued summons in alleged road rage incident ENGLEWOOD, Colo. (AP) -- Denver Broncos quarterback Jake Plummer was issued a summons ...

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Glad it made it... I was starting to grip when I hadn't heard anything a week after sending it Priority Mail. All I could picture is Newman trying to explain who Aaron in Toostoned was every time he lit up.

Racks again, bro.

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You people obviously don't get it. "This is an important issue, and it's an important issue because Reggie's had this number since Pop Warner football, and he's built his reputation off of it. He should be able to wear it." The man has built his reputation off of the number five and now yo...

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e wrote:
rozy wrote:THAT Right Tackle not worthy of having name remembered
seth wand?

I think he's talking about Zach Wiegert. But to be fair, he switched from guard to tackle last season.

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If you don't want to include Harrison in because of his age that's one thing, but this isn't a "homer" pick. Harrison is the NFL's all-time leader in sacks by a defensive back, is the only player in NFL history to record at least 25 sacks and at least 30 interceptions in his career, and f...

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m2 wrote:Passing on Bush so they can take Lynch in 2007, who knew.

Marshawn is a bad man!

The future looks bright m2l; the Niners are slated for the 3rd overall in 2007. A few more years of drafting in the top 5 and Nolan will have himself some real talent.

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How much do you think NO, TEN and NYJ were chomping at the bit to trade up? To get a freak like Reggie Bush? I'd say plenty. They could have traded picks with N.O. straight up, and save a few million by not having to pay #1 pick money. But maybe they didn't want to jack with it, or maybe the 'Aint'...

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I'm probably a fucking iodot, but I think Houston is having a very good draft......They got the best defensive player in the draft They could have traded DOWN and still landed M. Williams. I don't think so. Williams probably would have gone to NO at #2 and definitely wouldn't have made it past the ...

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I'm probably a fucking iodot, but I think Houston is having a very good draft. RB was not their weak point last season... D-line and O-line were. They got the best defensive player in the draft, picked up a very good LB, two SOLID offensive linemen and just added a good backup RB in Wali Lundy.

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How is Rodrique Wright, DT still available?

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Aaron in Tucson wrote:Hey Red, congrats on scoring Walker, YA BASTARDS!

Yeah, I'm very happy with the draft thus far. I'm kind of scratching my head over the Scheffler pick with Byrd and Pope still on the board but who knows.

Oh yeah, we also got the only bow-legged Elvis entering the NFL. 'Bode.

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#119 Denver (from Washington) Marshall, Brandon WR 6-4 230 Central Florida I'm VERY happy with this pick. I saw some of the footage from his combine and the guy is an absolute beast. He's got some issues and needs some development, but if he can improve his game a bit and keep his head on straight h...

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Aaron in Tucson wrote: The cigars stay in Toostoned!

Thanks for playing all.

Thanks for taking it easy on us, toos. You only beat the next closest by five picks, fucker.

Red

I got five out of the first six right...

...and six overall.

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Umm... did Suzy Kolber just ask Matt Leinart what advice he'd give a kid who thinks he might be an outcast?

WHAT THE FUCK would a star QB who's 6'5", went to USC, has movie star looks and just got a $40M dollar paycheck know about being an outcast?

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KC Scott wrote:Doh' - Doinks just traded up for Cutler

Rack it.

Someone better go knock on Plummer's door... just to check, you know.

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Aaron in Tucson wrote:So stomp on my fucking dream.

Not happy with Leinart?

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Aaron in Tucson wrote:Or Vernon Davis

That would suck.

Sincerely,
The team that would play Gonzo, Gates and Davis each twice a year

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Christ.

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1. HOU - WILLIAMS, MARIO 2. NO - BUSH, REGGIE 3. TEN - YOUNG, VINCE 4. NYJ - FERGUSON, D'BRICKASHAW 5. GB - HUFF, MICHAEL 6. SF - DAVIS, VERNON 7. OAK - LEINART, MATT 8. BUF - BUNKLEY, BRODRICK 9. DET - HAWK, AJ 10. ARI - CUTLER, JAY 11. STL - WILLIAMS, JIMMY 12. CLE - NGATA, HALOTI 13. BAL - JUSTIC...

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