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by Red
Sun Aug 20, 2006 2:33 pm
Forum: NFL
Topic: Tedford QBs continue with strong Pre Season
Replies: 10
Views: 562

m2l - The King of Preseason Smack.

So you think Boller should be the starting QB in Baltimore and Harrington in Miami?
by Red
Sat Aug 19, 2006 1:29 pm
Forum: NFL
Topic: Another NFL smack board...another Paul gaffe
Replies: 34
Views: 1590

Kaley isn't the problem, Board Bitch Paul. The fact that it's absolutely 100% impossible for you to ignore him is the problem. BULLSHIT. I shouldn't HAVE to ignore that flame-posting cocksucker, Dana. If you did your FUCKING JOB as a board mod and kept his NON-football take having ASS in line then ...
by Red
Fri Aug 18, 2006 10:01 am
Forum: NFL
Topic: What's the over under ....
Replies: 19
Views: 1335

The Assassin wrote:Week 6 He'll be trashing Bledsoe.
I think Bledsoe, unlike Garcia or McNabb, would have the propensity to punch Owens in the face.
by Red
Fri Aug 18, 2006 9:54 am
Forum: NFL
Topic: Well well guess who is UN-retiring
Replies: 26
Views: 1089

Th wrote:If he still has the speed to overpersue, BB has the brains to teach him how not to. Should be interesting.
poptart wrote:This is what [Seau] IS, [Th].

A leopard doesn't change its spots.

Good luck.
by Red
Thu Aug 17, 2006 12:28 am
Forum: NFL
Topic: Barrel Man's Barrel For Sale...
Replies: 13
Views: 881

KC Paul 3.0 wrote:That piece of shit isn't worth the wood it was made out of. Firewood is all it's worth.
I guess you missed the fact that it's autographed by Bubby Brister. :meds:

And 'zilla, fix that fucking link.
by Red
Thu Aug 17, 2006 12:21 am
Forum: NFL
Topic: Tony Kornheiser?
Replies: 23
Views: 1067

I missed most of MNF, but if Kornheiser's reaction to being "ripped" by his co-workers at The Washington Post and by Mike Golic is any indication, Kornheiser's pretty close to the pinnacle of bitchdom. Link?? I'd like to see what Golic had to say. It was on Mike & Mike and I can't fin...
by Red
Wed Aug 16, 2006 1:39 pm
Forum: NFL
Topic: Tony Kornheiser?
Replies: 23
Views: 1067

I missed most of MNF, but if Kornheiser's reaction to being "ripped" by his co-workers at The Washington Post and by Mike Golic is any indication, Kornheiser's pretty close to the pinnacle of bitchdom.
by Red
Wed Aug 16, 2006 1:34 pm
Forum: NFL
Topic: A Call to Arms
Replies: 48
Views: 1859

Re: A Call to Arms

Sky wrote:
War Wagon wrote:
The NFL forum will always rule this board...
Do I even need to point these out?

ESPN CFB vs NFL atmosphere poll

ESPN CFB vs NFL rules poll
I didn't see one mention of T1B's NFL Forum on either of those polls. What are you trying to point out?
by Red
Tue Aug 15, 2006 12:54 pm
Forum: NFL
Topic: Pics from the Cardinals new stadium yesterday
Replies: 43
Views: 2169

How does a covered stadium suck? You are always blinded by the sun, rained on, sweating, freezing... no protection from the elements. Unless that's how football SHOULD be? I thought covered stadiums would be cooler. Doesn't the music and crowd sound louder and the field look brighter and easier to ...
by Red
Tue Aug 15, 2006 2:48 am
Forum: NFL
Topic: ...snippets from this weekends action
Replies: 12
Views: 707

KC Paul 3.0 wrote:Think AGAIN, RedUNDANT....if you really think that C-Mike wrote that shit originally then I got some beachfront property in Colorado to sell you.
Read it again, 'tard. Slowly.

There may even be a post somewhere here that will clue you in to the attributed source. :wink:
by Red
Tue Aug 15, 2006 2:02 am
Forum: NFL
Topic: ...snippets from this weekends action
Replies: 12
Views: 707

Re: ...snippets from this weekends action

KC Paul 3.0 wrote:
ChargerMike wrote:...Hater Nation style
Is it just me, or should we be looking for a "I thought he was a 'tard before ..." thread from the REAL author of the above post soon enough? :lol:
It's just you, 'tard.
by Red
Mon Aug 14, 2006 7:52 pm
Forum: NFL
Topic: I FUCKED UP- PERIOD.
Replies: 26
Views: 1286

Felix wrote:
ChargerMike wrote:
orcinus wrote:WWFFD?
...the fantasy football draft is the last week in August...
I interpreted it as "what would frank football do".....
That makes a lot more sense than "Fred Flintstone."
by Red
Mon Aug 14, 2006 7:49 pm
Forum: NFL
Topic: Hey Denver Folks
Replies: 9
Views: 627

Philly can have Todd Pinkston, Jr. for a case of Miller High Life and the cost of his Greyhound ticket. Seriously.
by Red
Sun Aug 13, 2006 3:14 pm
Forum: NFL
Topic: Positives to be taken from the Chiefs first pre-season game
Replies: 20
Views: 1027

TenTallBen wrote:
PrimeX wrote:Current 2006 Houston Texans bitches-

1. KC Chiefs.

:lol:
So how's Mario Williams doing for you guys?
Yeah, he's a bust. It's a pretty easy call, especially after eleven plays. Besides, Wali Lundy outperformed your boy yesterday so don't get too giddy.
by Red
Sat Aug 12, 2006 7:17 pm
Forum: NFL
Topic: The first and second picks in the 2007 draft will go to...
Replies: 86
Views: 3182

Leftwich is overdue for a bad season. Well, there it you have it. Can't argue with that logic, now can we? Everybody should just quit asking stoopid questions and cease with the making of incredibly ignorant observations. Bow down before Jess and his superior football knowledge. We've all been take...
by Red
Fri Aug 11, 2006 2:33 pm
Forum: NFL Picks
Topic: Line up and sign up for the T1B pick'em.....
Replies: 44
Views: 3531

In.
by Red
Fri Aug 11, 2006 2:32 pm
Forum: NFL
Topic: The first and second picks in the 2007 draft will go to...
Replies: 86
Views: 3182

Ask for the the top 2 and Jess ups the ante and gives the TOP TEN . THAT's what's known as raisin' the bar. Rack the newbie in here. He gets an E for effort -- whatever the fuck that's good for -- but I'd like to hear some logic behind having Jacksonville at #9. I don't see JAX imploding just becau...
by Red
Wed Aug 09, 2006 7:03 pm
Forum: NFL
Topic: The first and second picks in the 2007 draft will go to...
Replies: 86
Views: 3182

And no titles since 1947 should tell you something. It says the Bidwell family has only one championship in 74 years of operations. They very well might be the worst dynasty in the history of professional sport. Don't forget about the Wrigleys. Why are they getting dragged into this? They run a pre...
by Red
Wed Aug 09, 2006 4:19 pm
Forum: NFL
Topic: Maurice in trouble...color me shocked
Replies: 11
Views: 1004

Terry in Crapchester wrote:
Red wrote:What kind of message boards are you linking us to? Cul de Sac and College Football? No thanks, bub.
Just curious -- where do you think NFL players come from?
The draft. :meds:
by Red
Wed Aug 09, 2006 3:23 pm
Forum: NFL
Topic: Maurice in trouble...color me shocked
Replies: 11
Views: 1004

m2 wrote:trots?

Dick 1

Your 2nd Dick
What kind of message boards are you linking us to? Cul de Sac and College Football? No thanks, bub.
by Red
Wed Aug 09, 2006 3:03 am
Forum: NFL
Topic: At what point do we consider Gallery a bust?
Replies: 29
Views: 1411

Offensive linemen take time to develop - hell, even quarterbacks generally aren't thrust into a starting role within their first three seasons. That said, his development (or lack thereof) has to be at least a bit disconcerting considering he was dubbed "the one can't-miss player" in his d...
by Red
Wed Aug 09, 2006 1:51 am
Forum: NFL
Topic: The first and second picks in the 2007 draft will go to...
Replies: 86
Views: 3182

Yeah, your chart's fucked. Like C&Paul: garbage in, garbage out.
by Red
Wed Aug 09, 2006 1:41 am
Forum: NFL
Topic: Some gems from last year
Replies: 5
Views: 356

We're some prognosticatin' motherfuckers; although, I bet you can go through any sportswriter's archives and find similar quotes. Great thread nonetheless, BBMarley.
by Red
Tue Aug 08, 2006 3:04 pm
Forum: ARCHIVE!
Topic: I thought he was a 'tard before ...
Replies: 227
Views: 14131

drummer wrote:Now this thread is gettin' wierd .
Rack.

Perhaps letting this thing "run its course" wasn't the best idea after all...

Anyone got a good recipe for beef tenderloin?
by Red
Mon Aug 07, 2006 7:51 pm
Forum: NFL
Topic: The first and second picks in the 2007 draft will go to...
Replies: 86
Views: 3182

Diogenes wrote:
Th wrote:1. Arizona
Could you be a bigger idiot?

The Cards should go about 10-6 and win the NFC west (barring leading the NFL in injuries for the second straight year, of course).
You should have stopped typing at the question mark.
by Red
Mon Aug 07, 2006 7:21 pm
Forum: NFL
Topic: AFC West
Replies: 50
Views: 2036

What do you care? You're a Saints fan now. Outta this thread, traitor. Why would you say that? Hey Charger fans we aren't going to the playoffs this year. Rivers ain't no Drew Brees, I hate to say. You say, so, we didn't go to the playoffs last year? That's not on Drew's back. Join me in rooting fo...
by Red
Mon Aug 07, 2006 3:10 am
Forum: NFL
Topic: The first and second picks in the 2007 draft will go to...
Replies: 86
Views: 3182

TenTallBen wrote:The Saints are going to be better than expected this year.

I'd say...

Houston and S.F.
Their O/U is 7.0 wins this year. They won three games last season and have a rookie HC. You really think they're going to be a .500 or better club?
by Red
Mon Aug 07, 2006 12:14 am
Forum: NFL
Topic: There's a FOOTBALL game on tonight
Replies: 17
Views: 1036

Three and out with a penalty. The 'Duhs are in mid-season form.
by Red
Sun Aug 06, 2006 11:41 pm
Forum: NFL
Topic: There's a FOOTBALL game on tonight
Replies: 17
Views: 1036

Much better. 8)

'Duh fan, what do you see for Tuiaso-sopo moving forward? We'll get to see a bit of him tonight, albeit against a preseason defense. He didn't exactly thrive when given the reins last season. Any chance he'll amount to anything more than a career backup?
by Red
Sun Aug 06, 2006 11:31 pm
Forum: NFL
Topic: Da Birds Vs Da Raiders
Replies: 4
Views: 197

by Red
Sun Aug 06, 2006 11:29 pm
Forum: NFL
Topic: AFC West
Replies: 50
Views: 2036

I see the AFC West playing out this way. KC 11-5 Dungver 10-6 (Wildcard berth) Blots 9-7 Duhs 7-9 big fucking surprise.......of course, you've offered the same predicition every year........ stick with it whitey......the law of averages say that if you say it enough times, some day it may come true...
by Red
Sun Aug 06, 2006 11:20 pm
Forum: NFL
Topic: H.O.F Inductee ?
Replies: 10
Views: 297

Does Joe Montana belong in the Hall?
by Red
Sun Aug 06, 2006 11:16 pm
Forum: NFL
Topic: The first and second picks in the 2007 draft will go to...
Replies: 86
Views: 3182

The first and second picks in the 2007 draft will go to...

Barring trades, who do you think will "earn" the #1 and #2 picks in next year's draft? #1: J-E-S-T, JEST! JEST! JEST! They'd be better off with Ty Pennington under center, Curtis Mah tin may finally be done and their coach's name is one scant letter away from being "Mangina." The...
by Red
Sun Aug 06, 2006 10:58 pm
Forum: NFL
Topic: There's a FOOTBALL game on tonight
Replies: 17
Views: 1036

There's a FOOTBALL game on tonight

Yeah, I know it's just preseason but it's football players in helmets and pads smashing into players from a different team. Hell yeah!
by Red
Sun Aug 06, 2006 9:33 pm
Forum: ARCHIVE!
Topic: I thought he was a 'tard before ...
Replies: 227
Views: 14131

KC Paul 3.0 wrote:Point taken, Red...
I'm not so sure of that.
by Red
Sun Aug 06, 2006 1:13 pm
Forum: ARCHIVE!
Topic: I thought he was a 'tard before ...
Replies: 227
Views: 14131

Paul, I'll offer to help you out. On the KC board you erased the take that has caused this shitstorm for you, and you replaced it with ........ EDIT: Due to the fact that the REAL author of this take (orcinus) has taken offense to me using it on another forum (namely, this one), I must regrettably ...
by Red
Fri Aug 04, 2006 11:00 pm
Forum: ARCHIVE!
Topic: I thought he was a 'tard before ...
Replies: 227
Views: 14131

EDIT: Due to the fact that the REAL author of this take (my little buddy orcinus) has taken offense to me using it on another forum (namely, this one), I must regrettably erase this post from the KCFORUM. Frankly it's the right thing to do, and it gets the sand cleansed out of orc's pussy faster th...
by Red
Wed Aug 02, 2006 3:18 pm
Forum: NFL
Topic: Michael Bennett TRADED to the Chiefs
Replies: 4
Views: 412

TenTallBen wrote:It would have been nice if we could have got some defense out of the trade....a linebacker maybe?
You are aware the Saints traded with the Chiefs, right?
by Red
Tue Aug 01, 2006 1:16 am
Forum: NFL
Topic: Ty Law signs with Chiefs
Replies: 134
Views: 7916

KC Paul 3.0 wrote:I'll bet he doesn't this year.
You don't think he'll run the boot against KC this year? I'll bet he does. Say $100?
by Red
Sun Jul 30, 2006 11:10 pm
Forum: NFL
Topic: Ty Law signs with Chiefs
Replies: 134
Views: 7916

Must... resist... urge... BTW Paul, who threw more TDs last year? Your boy, or Jake? Who threw more INTs? Who had the higher rating? Who had more wins? And for bonus points, who was playing in the AFC Championship game? I'll give you a hint: The answer to one of those is "Green." :wink: A...