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Was BC a fraud? USF? USC? OU? UF? OSU? Whoever else I'm forgetting. michigan? We lost 2 games in August....too early to be mentioned in as frauds. Don't know if you've been around but UMfan didn't hide from any loss this season. Nice try though, not sure it was in context of the thread, but hang in...

Didn't I see your work in the latest edition of Dry Heaves: A Journal of Opinion?

Imus - I think it may be time to revamp your wardrobe, judging from that threadbare tribute to Emmett Kelly you're currently sporting. You seem to be a man who deposits a vast amount of ichor on your clothing: butterfat, Elmer's glue, cheap red wine, ketchup. Have I captured you accurately?

Normally I would want to chime in on this but I left my reading glasses at HOOTERS.

It looks as though you will require the emollient waters of the Cutty Sark distillery to beat this waxing depression.