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- Mon Jan 16, 2012 11:35 pm
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: Happy birthday Ana Ng
- Replies: 88
- Views: 2058
Re: Happy birthday Ana Ng
This thread has been the best present ever.
- Sat Jan 14, 2012 11:20 pm
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: Happy birthday Ana Ng
- Replies: 88
- Views: 2058
Re: Happy birthday Ana Ng
A national historic landmark?
- Sat Jan 14, 2012 6:17 pm
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: LA cop punches tard in the face
- Replies: 20
- Views: 631
Re: LA cop punches tard in the face
OMFD?!! BWAHAHAHAHAA!
I seriously nearly pissed myself reading Jokey's "tard in a tube" story.
Rack it, and THEN some.
I seriously nearly pissed myself reading Jokey's "tard in a tube" story.
Rack it, and THEN some.
- Sat Jan 14, 2012 5:04 pm
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: LA cop punches tard in the face
- Replies: 20
- Views: 631
Re: LA cop punches tard in the face
Sometimes, I wish the fence was ON you.
- Sat Jan 14, 2012 4:52 pm
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: LA cop punches tard in the face
- Replies: 20
- Views: 631
Re: LA cop punches tard in the face
Ya, I mean.....I just figured it was implied?
- Sat Jan 14, 2012 4:51 pm
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: pissing on the Taliban
- Replies: 66
- Views: 1787
Re: pissing on the Taliban
I'd piss on anyone who found dogs to be "offensive" and "impure" on principal. :/
- Sat Jan 14, 2012 4:44 pm
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: LA cop punches tard in the face
- Replies: 20
- Views: 631
Re: LA cop punches tard in the face
Wull, the tard.....duh?MgoBlue-LightSpecial wrote:Were you looking for the tard or the pindick?Ana Ng wrote:I didn't see AP anywhere in that video?
- Sat Jan 14, 2012 7:06 am
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: Happy birthday Ana Ng
- Replies: 88
- Views: 2058
Re: Happy birthday Ana Ng
No.
I'm just kinda obsessive compulsive about it. I feel icky if I even have the slightest bit of stubble. Hence the 25 minute showers.
And don't get me STARTED on deodorant, perfume, and body sprays. :uhh
I'm just kinda obsessive compulsive about it. I feel icky if I even have the slightest bit of stubble. Hence the 25 minute showers.
And don't get me STARTED on deodorant, perfume, and body sprays. :uhh
- Sat Jan 14, 2012 6:49 am
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: Happy birthday Ana Ng
- Replies: 88
- Views: 2058
Re: Happy birthday Ana Ng
"Given up" is a little harsh.
It's a lot of up-keep, and used to get caught in everything. I suppose it's like the equivalent of a man and his "well manicured" facial hair.
I still shave my legs and whatsuch every day. How's THAT for "given up"? :/
It's a lot of up-keep, and used to get caught in everything. I suppose it's like the equivalent of a man and his "well manicured" facial hair.
I still shave my legs and whatsuch every day. How's THAT for "given up"? :/
- Sat Jan 14, 2012 6:34 am
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: Happy birthday Ana Ng
- Replies: 88
- Views: 2058
Re: Happy birthday Ana Ng
Ha! No, he knew. I actually grew it out for him a few yrs. ago. I think he's actually happier now that my showers went from 40 mins. to 25 mins. Also, I don't have as many headaches from the weight of it. (It was at the middle of my back a couple months ago before I finally cut it) I get what you're...
- Sat Jan 14, 2012 5:18 am
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: Happy birthday Ana Ng
- Replies: 88
- Views: 2058
Re: Happy birthday Ana Ng
Everyone used to make fun of these bangs?!!!!
I can't win for losing, mang.
I can't win for losing, mang.
- Sat Jan 14, 2012 4:46 am
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: LA cop punches tard in the face
- Replies: 20
- Views: 631
Re: LA cop punches tard in the face
I didn't see AP anywhere in that video?
- Sat Jan 14, 2012 1:06 am
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: Happy birthday Ana Ng
- Replies: 88
- Views: 2058
Re: Happy birthday Ana Ng
Okay. Here's a little eyeliner and lip gloss.
Any better?
And STFU about Popeye. I love that guy.
Any better?
And STFU about Popeye. I love that guy.
- Fri Jan 13, 2012 3:37 am
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: Happy birthday Ana Ng
- Replies: 88
- Views: 2058
Re: Happy birthday Ana Ng
Hey, thanks.Truman wrote:Don't change a thing. Pretty eyes, btw...
Why do I get the feeling you see EVERYTHING as an asshole?MgoBlue-LightSpecial wrote:If you stare at Ana's lips long enough, sorta looks like a puckered asshole.
- Fri Jan 13, 2012 1:25 am
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: Happy birthday Ana Ng
- Replies: 88
- Views: 2058
Re: Happy birthday Ana Ng
Meh, I have nice skin. I don't see why I need to clog it up with all that garbage all the time.
And ya, I was wearing sweats. Haha!
I've never seen Trev. Either way, I'm OK with just being my homely self.
At least I brushed my teeth, faggot.
And ya, I was wearing sweats. Haha!
I've never seen Trev. Either way, I'm OK with just being my homely self.
At least I brushed my teeth, faggot.
- Thu Jan 12, 2012 4:03 pm
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: Mitt bashing
- Replies: 53
- Views: 948
Re: Mitt bashing
Ouch.R-Jack wrote:You are to dumb...
- Thu Jan 12, 2012 6:05 am
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: Happy birthday Ana Ng
- Replies: 88
- Views: 2058
Re: Happy birthday Ana Ng
Thanks for the Bday thread and well wishes. <3
Sorry I'm like, a week late. :/
Sorry I'm like, a week late. :/
- Thu Dec 29, 2011 8:17 pm
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: So what are your New Years plans
- Replies: 41
- Views: 1197
Re: So what are your New Years plans
WTF is that? I agree. Anyone who would take time out of their day to host a viewing party for a game including those two sad sack franchises is beyond me. Ya. Because the Capitals' franchise is one of such prestige. Whatever. If you're a fan of hockey, you watch it. If you're Screwy, you eat a succ...
- Thu Dec 29, 2011 8:02 pm
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: So what are your New Years plans
- Replies: 41
- Views: 1197
Re: So what are your New Years plans
You're in Philly, and you don't know what the "Winter Classic" is? Or, are we talking about the "viewing party" part? Either way, we're getting some peeps together to watch the (Winter Classic) Rangers/Flyers game on the 2nd. Good eats need to be made, drinks need to be bought, e...
- Thu Dec 29, 2011 6:28 pm
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: Xmas Presents
- Replies: 60
- Views: 1362
Re: Xmas Presents
I got my nails did:
- Thu Dec 29, 2011 6:22 pm
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: So what are your New Years plans
- Replies: 41
- Views: 1197
Re: So what are your New Years plans
We might drive down to NJ and prepare for a Winter Classic "viewing party" with my brother & sister-in-law.
It's either that, or what R-Jack mentioned. :/
It's either that, or what R-Jack mentioned. :/
- Wed Nov 30, 2011 7:54 pm
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: Lori Fine
- Replies: 23
- Views: 678
Re: Lori Fine
You new?R-Jack (referring to bradhusker) wrote:You lost?
- Sat Nov 26, 2011 10:21 pm
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: What happened to Mag7?
- Replies: 30
- Views: 912
Re: What happened to Mag7?
I'm srsly laughing @ Mvscal's post.
- Sat Nov 26, 2011 9:57 pm
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: What happened to Mag7?
- Replies: 30
- Views: 912
Re: What happened to Mag7?
Bwahaha!
Tha fuck are you carrying on about? Who cares?
Go away.
Tha fuck are you carrying on about? Who cares?
Go away.
- Sat Nov 26, 2011 9:35 pm
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: What happened to Mag7?
- Replies: 30
- Views: 912
- Sat Nov 26, 2011 9:18 pm
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: What happened to Mag7?
- Replies: 30
- Views: 912
Re: What happened to Mag7?
Yes.
Because you're not there.
Because you're not there.
- Sat Nov 26, 2011 3:34 pm
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: (!) It's just not Thanksgiving without this classic (!)
- Replies: 19
- Views: 909
Re: (!) It's just not Thanksgiving without this classic (!)
Oh and ftr...."Chinese handcuffs" woulda been much funnier, if that's what you were going for.
Then again, judging by your body of work here, it probably wasn't.
Then again, judging by your body of work here, it probably wasn't.
- Sat Nov 26, 2011 2:14 pm
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: (!) It's just not Thanksgiving without this classic (!)
- Replies: 19
- Views: 909
Re: (!) It's just not Thanksgiving without this classic (!)
Dunno what good that'll do you whilst typing, friendo.....but I'll give it a whirl.
- Sat Nov 26, 2011 1:58 pm
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: (!) It's just not Thanksgiving without this classic (!)
- Replies: 19
- Views: 909
Re: (!) It's just not Thanksgiving without this classic (!)
Ya. "Annette".
I used to want that hairdo SO badly, too. I tried it out last month. Meh.
I used to want that hairdo SO badly, too. I tried it out last month. Meh.
- Sat Nov 26, 2011 1:36 am
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: What happened to Mag7?
- Replies: 30
- Views: 912
Re: What happened to Mag7?
Ha.
Suckers.
Suckers.
- Sat Nov 26, 2011 1:34 am
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: What Kind of American Accent Do You Have?
- Replies: 85
- Views: 1713
Re: What Kind of American Accent Do You Have?
Your Result: The Midland "You have a Midland accent" is just another way of saying "you don't have an accent." You probably are from the Midland (Pennsylvania, southern Ohio, southern Indiana, southern Illinois, and Missouri) but then for all we know you could be from Florida or...
- Sat Nov 26, 2011 1:22 am
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: Testing new radio software
- Replies: 18
- Views: 1446
Re: Testing new radio software
Unfortunately Brian Johnson didn't have the foresight to realize that AC/DC would become noise pollution 30 years down the road when he sang "rock and roll ain't noise pollution." You can't go anywhere or do anything without hearing AC/DC nowadays, and its usually the same five songs. Thu...
- Sat Nov 26, 2011 12:03 am
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: Anyone ever been to Italy?
- Replies: 62
- Views: 3447
Re: Anyone ever been to Italy?
Thank you, Marty. Bwahahaha!
For the record, I've been to Paradise but I've.....never been to me.
For the record, I've been to Paradise but I've.....never been to me.
- Sat Nov 26, 2011 12:00 am
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: Testing new radio software
- Replies: 18
- Views: 1446
Re: Testing new radio software
Nice ass-waxing your Caps just took.Screw_Michigan wrote:So.....
I couldn't be sure, but I think I saw the Rag's equipment manager put one in on Neuvirth in the 2nd?
- Fri Nov 25, 2011 11:47 pm
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: (!) It's just not Thanksgiving without this classic (!)
- Replies: 19
- Views: 909
Re: (!) It's just not Thanksgiving without this classic (!)
Okay, does anyone here remember this show?
I used to watch it all the time, cause like....I thought it was neat that me and the title character had the same name.
I was five!!!
I used to watch it all the time, cause like....I thought it was neat that me and the title character had the same name.
I was five!!!
- Fri Nov 25, 2011 11:30 pm
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: Come gather round the T1B Thanksgiving table...
- Replies: 42
- Views: 3139
Re: Come gather round the T1B Thanksgiving table...
If so, I can't imagine it's gonna stay around for long.
I'm assuming even cancer has it's standards.
I'm assuming even cancer has it's standards.
- Sun Nov 06, 2011 2:59 am
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: Braggadocious Bullshiter Hall of Fame
- Replies: 14
- Views: 1409
Re: Braggadocious Bullshiter Hall of Fame
That little lawn jockey guy that reps the UFC fighters, or whatever.
- Fri Nov 04, 2011 1:56 am
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: The absurdity of buying tires
- Replies: 19
- Views: 2002
Re: The absurdity of buying tires
Either that, or one would figure out a way to fashion a pair of panties on it, while the other one was asking God to grant him the strength to keep from scrogging it.KC Scott wrote:If you put Wags and AP in a room with a typewriter, eventually they would figure out a way to drink the typewriter
- Thu Nov 03, 2011 6:10 pm
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: Northeast hammered by October snowstorm
- Replies: 38
- Views: 979
Re: Northeast hammered by October snowstorm
Ya.Dinsdale wrote:Ana Ng wrote:
You married Jim Harbaugh?
I'm a lucky gal. He encourages blood on his cheek.
- Thu Nov 03, 2011 1:56 am
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: Northeast hammered by October snowstorm
- Replies: 38
- Views: 979
Re: Northeast hammered by October snowstorm
My kid was kinda geeked about shoveling snow from the driveway for the first time in his life.