T1B

Dins' situation led me to wonder:
If a chick listens to certain music, should you immediately run kicking and screaming away?

Tori Amos:
--there are some unresolved issues that need to be taken care of and you don't want to be there just before the Paxil takes effect.

Fiona Apple:
--see above


Are there bands that should tell you something about her bed habits?

If bitch still listens to Alanis Morrisette albums, it's a red flag.

If she listens to DMB, she's an easy mark...assuming you can sing along to a couple of DMB tunes **shudder**

Bizzarofelice wrote:Fiona Apple:

You best watch your mouth. I have rage issues.

And Sleater-Kinney.

If whore so much as mentions Sleater-Kinney, I'll help her find a way to stand in front of an Israeli bulldozer. Fortunately, even though I live in the same town as them, the subject rarely comes up.

Bizzarofelice wrote:Are there bands that should tell you something about her bed habits?

Hmmmmm....I wonder what "Indigo Girls" CD's might indicate?

Dinsdale wrote:And Sleater-Kinney.

If whore so much as mentions Sleater-Kinney, I'll help her find a way to stand in front of an Israeli bulldozer. Fortunately, even though I live in the same town as them, the subject rarely comes up.

Beaverton has Israeli bulldozers?

I'm actually in Tigard. An expatriate of the Beaverton barrios. But I'm about stone's throw from the Portland limits, so close enough. I think there might be an outfit called Goldstein's Excavating, so close enough.

And don't even try and tell me that btich who got bulldozed in Israel didn't have that damn artificial women's-empowerment SK crap going on her Ipod as she met her maker...Gloria Steinem.

Dinsdale wrote:I'm actually in Tigard.

I was kinda hinted/offered a job there by one of my clients last year. I bet I could still accept it and we would be lifelong friends or start a gang there. We could claim land and lean next to buildings all cool when we smoke.

I could be called TexMex and THEY TOOK AWAY MY FUCKING AVATAR! OMG!!!

If your looking to get away from gridlocked suburbia, come to Tigard. Everywhere you go from here is away from gridlocked suburbia. Actually, it's not. I just made that up. Tigard is in a beautiful little valley. The major drawback being that traffic is a major bitch in the southwestern burbs. I log a lot of vehicle time doing basic local stuff. Although one could live pretty comfortably between downtown and Tigard(depending on income) and miss most of it, and get the best of both worlds. I'll still take it over the eastern ghettoburbs. Ideally, I'll eventually be living in town, and be able to get to more places more easily.

Come on up. I'll swing you an invite to Courtney Taylor's housewarming party, whenever he gets it finished. Then Donovan will be all jealous like and stuff. I'll pretend like I don't know you once we get there, since you're from Texas and stuff, but...nevermind.

Sleater-Kinney still sux-btw.

And Re: the gang thing -- from your pics, you look fairly Mexican, so it would probably work.

On the upside, there's no lack of burrito joints in Tigard. Some of them are even good.

Dude, I just tan easily. My name isn't Santos or anything. Plus my car doesn't have 12" white walls with gold spoke rims, so that kinda gives away my caucasionishis.

There's a few cocky asians around too, but they mostly hang out in Beaverton driving their Eclipses and threatening people with baseball bats.

Oh, you said "caucasians." That's about 85% of Tigard. I tan easily, too. Starting right around April. Ain't no sunshine when it's gone. Ain't no sunshine when it's gone. Every winter, she goes away.


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J/K. I don't know shit.

quit it. I once referenced that song and IB wouldn't stop gushing.

I can't stop gushing. That song is f*n awesome.

8/24/05 -- Mark this as the day that The Mighty Dins made the women of T1B all start to gush.

OK, so IB only gushed by proxy, but she's kinda heinous anyway.

Dinsdale wrote:And Sleater-Kinney.

If whore so much as mentions Sleater-Kinney, I'll help her find a way to stand in front of an Israeli bulldozer. Fortunately, even though I live in the same town as them, the subject rarely comes up.

My girlfriend loves their new disc. She also thinks Birkenstocks are ugly so I think I'm safe.

the last couple girls iwent out with, were into Sarah, Garbage, and Erika badou(??)



dins, it means?

Adelpiero wrote: dins, it means?

It means you actually scored a date. You shouldn't really question anything beyond that, and thank your lucky stars you found a blind one.

And Donny, since when do women's empowerment bitches wear Birks? You need to get out of canada more often. Wait, there's a saying that goes something like "be careful what you wish for." Stay in canada Donovan.

Adelpiero wrote:Erika badou(??)

I think most girls are only into Erykah Badu because of her song Tyrone:

I’m gettin’ tired of your shit
You don’t never buy me nothin’
See everytime you come around
You got to bring jim, james, paul, & tyrone
See why can’t we be by ourselves, sometimes
See I’ve been having this on my mind
For a long time
I just want it to be
You and me
Like it used to be, baby
But ya don’t know how to act
So matter of fact

(chorus)

I think ya better call tyrone
(call him)
And tell him come on, help you get your shit (come on, come on)

You need to call tyrone
(call him)
And tell him I said come on

Now everytime I ask you for a little cash
You say no and turn right around and ask me for some ass
Oh, well hold up
Listen partna
I ain’t no cheap thrill
Cause miss badu is always comin’ for real
And you know the deal

Everytime we go somewhere
I gotta reach down in my purse
To pay your way and your homeboys way
And sometimes your cousin’s way

They don’t never have to pay
Don’t have no cars
Hang around in bars
Try to hang around with stars
Like badu
I’m gon’ tell you the truth
Showing groove
Or get the boot

I think ya better,
(call him)
And tell him come on
Help you get your shit

You need to call tyron
(call him)
Erykah badu-hold on
But ya can’t use my phone

Dinsdale wrote:If whore so much as mentions Sleater-Kinney...

She has zero interest in sucking hog and complete interest in harvesting it.