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James Henry Smith, Dead
Posted: Wed Jul 06, 2005 6:05 pm
by Cueball
http://cbs.sportsline.com/nfl/story/8624944
Smith's body was on the recliner, his feet crossed and a remote in his hand. He wore black and gold silk pajamas, slippers and a robe. A pack of cigarettes and a beer were at his side, while a high-definition TV played a continuous loop of Steelers highlights.
Posted: Wed Jul 06, 2005 6:47 pm
by Cosmo Kramer
Rack the Dead One!
I wonder if he's going to be buried in a Steelers Coffin?
Posted: Wed Jul 06, 2005 6:54 pm
by ChargerMike
Rack James Henry Smith for checking out in style.
Posted: Wed Jul 06, 2005 7:13 pm
by Headhunter
But he didn't check out in style. He had colon cancer. His family just took him to a taxidermist and they propped him in his chair with a beer and some smokes.
Fucking creepy if you ask me.
Posted: Wed Jul 06, 2005 8:37 pm
by ChargerMike
Headhunter wrote:But he didn't check out in style. He had colon cancer. His family just took him to a taxidermist and they propped him in his chair with a beer and some smokes.
Fucking creepy if you ask me.
Didn't realize we had a "Weekend at Bernies" working here.
Posted: Thu Jul 07, 2005 5:15 am
by Funkywhiteboy
Headhunter wrote:He had colon cancer.
Prostate cancer. Same area, other side. :twisted:
Posted: Thu Jul 07, 2005 12:04 pm
by BSmack
Funkywhiteboy wrote:Headhunter wrote:He had colon cancer.
Prostate cancer. Same area, other side. :twisted:
He probably should have spend a little less time on beer and football and a bit more on the prostate exam. I love my football, but I don't think I'm goin out like that.
Posted: Thu Jul 07, 2005 4:35 pm
by Headhunter
I like Football plenty, but fucking is better.I think I want to be displayed fucking my wife. If she's alive when I kick it, she'll have to be a sport. If not, dig her ass up.
Either way, it'll be the best lay she's had in years. Even in death I'll be super smooth!