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Cosmo Kramer · Post by **Cosmo Kramer** » Wed Jul 06, 2005 5:08 pm

Street and Smiths 2005 Pro Football Yearbook has an artice entitled "Elite 8" That lists the greatest NFL dynasties in order:

8-Detroit Lions (1952-1957)

7-Dallas Cowboys (1992-1995)

6-San Francisco 49er's (1984-1989)

5-New England Patriots (2001-2004)

4-Chicago Bears (1940-1946)

3-Cleveland Browns (1950-1955)

2-Pitssburgh Steelers (1974-1979)

1-GREEN BAY PACKERS! (1961-1967)

Scoreboard

Let's hear it bitches....

poptart · Post by **poptart** » Wed Jul 06, 2005 6:27 pm

The sPlats do not belong ahead of either Dallas or SF on that list.

Oakland Raiders (1976-1983)

3 Super Bowl wins in 8 yrs

80-37 regular season mark during that 8 yr span

This Raider "dynasty" also belongs ahead of the sPlats.

2 Bowls plus an * doesn't make a dynasty, sorry.

Cueball · Post by **Cueball** » Wed Jul 06, 2005 6:45 pm

Buwahahahahaha. I thought you were over that.

ChargerMike · Post by **ChargerMike** » Wed Jul 06, 2005 7:09 pm

Cueball wrote:Buwahahahahaha. I thought you were over that.

I'll never let Raiduhfiend forget...

Sorry Pop, I know you're not the proto-type gangbangin', skull tatooed, drug infested, ex-con Raiduhfan, but I have to take the opportunity to post my favorite pic.

PISC · Post by **PISC** » Thu Jul 07, 2005 12:15 am

rating decades of dominance, BRILLIANT.

FUCK THE 1900S!

How did The Boston Bible Thumpers do back in the day when Jesus was head coach?

Cosmo Kramer · Post by **Cosmo Kramer** » Thu Jul 07, 2005 12:34 am

PISC = Bitter wad of sperm!

DallasFanatic · Post by **DallasFanatic** » Thu Jul 07, 2005 12:52 am

PISC wrote:rating decades of dominance, BRILLIANT.

FUCK THE 1900S!

How did The Boston Bible Thumpers do back in the day when Jesus was head coach?

Damn PISC its good to have you back. Stand on any milk crates lately?

Cicero · Post by **Cicero** » Thu Jul 07, 2005 1:13 am

Pats over Niners and Dallas? Give me a fucking break. Shiiit, the Niner and Dallas need to be higher. Didnt the Niners win one in 81? Shit should be from 81-89, so a decades worth of dominance.

DallasFanatic · Post by **DallasFanatic** » Thu Jul 07, 2005 1:21 am

There's not a team out there (past or present) that could sniff Dallas' jockstrap in their prime of '93.

Jus sayin.

:D

Cicero · Post by **Cicero** » Thu Jul 07, 2005 5:59 pm

Them 95 Niners would have wupped that ass.

Headhunter · Post by **Headhunter** » Thu Jul 07, 2005 6:37 pm

You're on fucking crack, cicero. Crack, I tells ya.

DallasFanatic · Post by **DallasFanatic** » Thu Jul 07, 2005 6:56 pm

Yeah Cic.

You are a dope smoking fiend if you believe the 95 niners were anywhere near the 93 boys. Just be thankful that Deion had an established relationship with the refs.

:D

Neely8 · Post by **Neely8** » Thu Jul 07, 2005 9:27 pm

KC Paul 3.0 wrote:
poptart wrote:2 Bowls plus an * doesn't make a dynasty, sorry.
Not to mention not even MAKING the playoffs in '02. Patriots dynasty, MY ASS. :roll:

In a 3 way tie at the top of their division at 9-7 when they did not make the playoffs. They lost on a tie breaker. Your jealousy is hilarious.....

Raydah James · Post by **Raydah James** » Thu Jul 07, 2005 9:43 pm

Neely8 wrote:
KC Paul 3.0 wrote:
poptart wrote:2 Bowls plus an * doesn't make a dynasty, sorry.
Not to mention not even MAKING the playoffs in '02. Patriots dynasty, MY ASS. :roll:

In a 3 way tie at the top of their division at 9-7 when they did not make the playoffs. They lost on a tie breaker. My stupidity is hilarious.....

Fixed.

I dont give a fuck if you were 11-5 and didnt make the playoffs-the bottom line is 2 other teams in your own fucking division were better than yours....not to mention many other NFL teams.

Your first championship belongs in the Raiders trophy case, bitch. NO OTHER team had thouroughly outplayed and beat that 01/02 pat team-except the Raiders. Fuck you and your faggot pussy ass fanbase of bandwagons bitches.

Fucking cunt.

Joe in PB · Post by **Joe in PB** » Thu Jul 07, 2005 10:14 pm

Raydah James wrote:
Neely8 wrote:
KC Paul 3.0 wrote: Not to mention not even MAKING the playoffs in '02. Patriots dynasty, MY ASS. :roll:

In a 3 way tie at the top of their division at 9-7 when they did not make the playoffs. They lost on a tie breaker. My stupidity is hilarious.....
Fixed.

I dont give a fuck if you were 11-5 and didnt make the playoffs-the bottom line is 2 other teams in your own fucking division were better than yours....not to mention many other NFL teams.

Your first championship belongs in the Raiders trophy case, bitch. NO OTHER team had thouroughly outplayed and beat that 01/02 pat team-except the Raiders. Fuck you and your faggot pussy ass fanbase of bandwagons bitches.

Fucking cunt.

What's that I hear down in the cellar?

Uh...not much except the usual moaning.....bwhahaha

Raydah James · Post by **Raydah James** » Thu Jul 07, 2005 10:42 pm

Joe in PB wrote:
Raydah James wrote:
Neely8 wrote:
In a 3 way tie at the top of their division at 9-7 when they did not make the playoffs. They lost on a tie breaker. My stupidity is hilarious.....
Fixed.

I dont give a fuck if you were 11-5 and didnt make the playoffs-the bottom line is 2 other teams in your own fucking division were better than yours....not to mention many other NFL teams.

Your first championship belongs in the Raiders trophy case, bitch. NO OTHER team had thouroughly outplayed and beat that 01/02 pat team-except the Raiders. Fuck you and your faggot pussy ass fanbase of bandwagons bitches.

Fucking cunt.
What's that I hear down in the cellar?

Uh...not much except the usual moaning.....bwhahaha

hey, dumbfuck-last season is OVER. What did the chargettes win again, joe?

The same thing the fucking Raiders did, thats what you ignorant bitch. Dont worry, the cellar awaits your sorry fucking team for the next 10 years again, cocksnuggler.

Who the fuck is gonna stop Moss on that sorry ass secondary of yours, bitch? Keil? Davis? buwahahahahahaaa

All of your AFC West pussies are flat out FUCKED for as many years as Moss plays. Think T. Brown tortured you bitches? Wait till you get a load (Literally, in the grill) of our new WR Toy.

Its OVER already.

Joe in PB · Post by **Joe in PB** » Thu Jul 07, 2005 11:11 pm

Randy Moss is the bomb.

Sincerely the RaiDuh James championship Vikings circa 1998-2004

What did the Chargers win last season? The only thing that matters in this tread.

Chargers 42

Primer & soot 14

Chargers 23

Black Holed 17

Scoreboard bitch!

Now back to baby faced James regularly scheduled jack off.....in the cellar...

poptart · Post by **poptart** » Fri Jul 08, 2005 12:56 am

Raydah James wrote:NO OTHER team had thouroughly outplayed and beat that 01/02 pat team-except the Raiders. Fuck you and your faggot pussy ass fanbase of bandwagons bitches.

Fucking cunt.

RACK James.

Oakland went into a snowstorm in NE and beat the snot out of the home team.

Greeeeeeat game there, world fucking champs.

The home team got the usual dose of "home" calls, to be expected, and the sPlats were still gripping HARD to try to find a miracle to somehow stay in the game.

CWood busted up TommyGirl, ball loose, fumble, Raiduh recovery, Oakland wins a hard fought road playoff game.

Jerk it off to your mystery rule book, sPlat fan.

Jerk to your special little phantom dynasty.

Anyone with an ounce of sense knows that game was thieved.

Louis Cyphre · Post by **Louis Cyphre** » Fri Jul 08, 2005 1:04 am

If it weren't for the "Tuck Rule," would Raider fans still be crying about the "Immaculate Reception?"

Just askin'.

poptart · Post by **poptart** » Fri Jul 08, 2005 1:08 am

Maybe.

Either that or the horseshit Rob Lytle "non-fumble" that screwed Oakland out of a trip to Super Bowl XII.

Fuck the league.

Cueball · Post by **Cueball** » Fri Jul 08, 2005 2:20 am

The 'Duhs never get any love.
Sincerely-
The Holy Roller

poptart · Post by **poptart** » Fri Jul 08, 2005 2:47 am

The Holy Roller happened in week 2 of the '78 season.

Not a lot REALLY at stake there.

Not a friggin' chance Oakland ever pulls that shit off in a playoff game.

Over Frau Kommish's dead body.

Cueball · Post by **Cueball** » Fri Jul 08, 2005 2:56 am

So we can call CWood's hand to the helmet even?

Th · Post by Th » Fri Jul 08, 2005 3:28 am

Forward pass!

:P

Neely8 · Post by **Neely8** » Fri Jul 08, 2005 4:46 am

Cueball wrote:So we can call CWood's hand to the helmet even?

Sugar Bear Hamilton......."cough cough"........Roughing call......."cough cough"......

You Duh fans celebrate your renegade owner and the reputation around the league yet you bitch and moan when calls don't go your way. Live by the sword then choke on it bitches...... FUCKING BOO HOO!!! A bigger bunch of whiney cunts I have yet to meet......

The autographed Vinatieri picture on my wall with the ball going over your sive of a defense tells me it really happened.....

Th · Post by Th » Fri Jul 08, 2005 4:58 am

Neely8 wrote:
Cueball wrote:So we can call CWood's hand to the helmet even?

Sugar Bear Hamilton......."cough cough"........Roughing call......."cough cough"......

You Duh fans celebrate your renegade owner and the reputation around the league yet you bitch and moan when calls don't go your way. Live by the sword then choke on it bitches...... FUCKING BOO HOO!!! A bigger bunch of whiney cunts I have yet to meet......

The autographed Vinatieri picture on my wall with the ball going over your sive of a defense tells me it really happened.....

A more accurate post on this topic has never been made. RACK! What comes around goes around.

poptart · Post by **poptart** » Fri Jul 08, 2005 12:03 pm

Cue,

If you were calling for a flag on Woodson as you watched that play (and the replays) then you need help.

Sugar Bear Hamiliton, piss poor call ........ but a bang-bang JUDGEMENT call.

Th · Post by Th » Fri Jul 08, 2005 1:13 pm

poptart wrote:Cue,

If you were calling for a flag on Woodson as you watched that play (and the replays) then you need help.

Sugar Bear Hamiliton, piss poor call ........ but a bang-bang JUDGEMENT call.

Regardless, its karma.

Hapday · Post by **Hapday** » Fri Jul 08, 2005 1:32 pm

Why do Faiduh Fan still get menstral cramps over that playoff game. The Faiduhs got the opportunity to get their asses slaughtered in the Super Bowl the next year. They just had to wait a year to get humiliated.

As much as I like the Patriots, I do agree that as of now the San Fran dynasty should be higher than the Patriots. When the Patriots win the SB AGAIN this year, they will easily pass SF.