Someone's parents need a good slapping.

Nishlord · Post by **Nishlord** » Wed Jan 19, 2005 2:44 pm

If this isn't an example of parental cruelty, I don't know what is. Any relation to you, Jess?

I feel a new Troll is about to be birthed.

socal · Post by **socal** » Wed Jan 19, 2005 2:49 pm

Electra, TX.

warren?
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Nishlord · Post by **Nishlord** » Wed Jan 19, 2005 2:53 pm

Er, no. I'm referring to the 5th row down...

Prototype · Post by **Prototype** » Wed Jan 19, 2005 3:02 pm

Only 524 short of my graduating class.

helmet · Post by **helmet** » Wed Jan 19, 2005 3:04 pm

Minge is exclusive to the queen's english. Doesn't mean shite to Texan necks.

ElvisMonster · Post by **ElvisMonster** » Wed Jan 19, 2005 3:04 pm

Ginger Minge.

Prototype · Post by **Prototype** » Wed Jan 19, 2005 3:06 pm

The Danger of the Minge
Harry is sitting at home with his girlfriend baby-sitting for his little sister, once they put her to bed Harry and his girlfriend start getting more comfortable and just as Harry slides his hand up her skirt his mother walks in. "HARRY! I want a word with you in the kitchen!" So he follows his mother in and she says, "Harry, I never want to see you doing that again!" "Why?" Harry asks.

"Because up between them legs is a black hole and it's got teeth in it, if you put your hand near it again it'll bite your fingers off!"

Harry promises his mother that he won't. The years go on and Harry finally marries his childhood sweet heart. On their honeymoon, Harry kisses his wife then rolls over and starts to go to sleep; his wife, rather annoyed cries, "Harry, I've been waiting years for this day and I want you to make love to me!" "Oh no, no, no," Harry answers, "my mother told me that up between your legs you've got a black hole with teeth in it, and if I go near it, it will bite me!"

Laughing, his wife rolls over and picks up a torch, shining it between her legs she says, "Can you see any teeth up there?" Harry moved down the bed to look, "Well Harry, can you?!" his wife asks. "No, there's no teeth, but I'm not surprised looking at the state of your gums!"

The Whistle Is Screaming · Wed Jan 19, 2005 3:07 pm

Nishlord wrote:Er, no. I'm referring to the 5th row down...

Ginger Minge?

Mikey · Post by **Mikey** » Wed Jan 19, 2005 3:10 pm

Wonder if she's related to Judge Minge

(you'd best not be fuckin' with the Minges)

Judge David Minge
Court of Appeals

David Minge was born in Clarkfield, Minnesota, grew up in Worthington, and has lived in Montevideo for the last 25 years. David graduated from St. Olaf College and the University of Chicago Law School. He was an associate at the Faegre and Benson law firm in Minneapolis and taught at the University of Wyoming College of Law. He moved to Montevideo in 1977 and practiced with the law firm of Nelson, Oyen, Torvik, Minge and Gilbertson for 15 years. In 1992, David was elected to Congress to represent Minnesota’s Second District and served in this capacity for eight years. Since leaving Congress, David has been involved in a variety of activities including teaching at the University of Minnesota at Morris, fellowships with the Kellogg Foundation and the Woodrow Wilson Center, and special projects with the Blandin Foundation and the Minnesota Project. David is married to Karen Aaker Minge, originally of Gaylord, Minnesota. They have two sons, Erik and Olaf, and one grandson.

MuchoBulls · Post by **MuchoBulls** » Wed Jan 19, 2005 3:18 pm

Are all the females wearing the same dress?

Nishlord · Post by **Nishlord** » Wed Jan 19, 2005 3:26 pm

Judge Minge isn't a name - it's a hobby.

Sincerely,
General Peters

Miss Congeniality · Post by **Miss Congeniality** » Wed Jan 19, 2005 4:00 pm

Prototype wrote: Laughing, his wife rolls over and picks up a torch, shining it between her legs she says, "Can you see any teeth up there?" Harry moved down the bed to look, "Well Harry, can you?!" his wife asks. "No, there's no teeth, but I'm not surprised looking at the state of your gums!"

Guest · Post by **Guest** » Wed Jan 19, 2005 4:10 pm

I'd fuck Amy Davis.

Goober McTuber · Post by **Goober McTuber** » Wed Jan 19, 2005 4:25 pm

shutyomouth wrote:I'd fuck Amy Davis.

You’d probably have a better shot at Michael Robertson. Just sayin’.

Mikey · Post by **Mikey** » Wed Jan 19, 2005 4:54 pm

shutyomouth wrote:I'd fuck Amy Davis.

Lenka Voltarora would probably marry you if you could get her a green card.

quacker backer · Post by **quacker backer** » Wed Jan 19, 2005 5:31 pm

MuchoBulls wrote:Are all the females wearing the same dress?

what i was thinking??

and what kind of pron name is Lenka Voltarora???

Guest · Post by **Guest** » Wed Jan 19, 2005 6:18 pm

Mikey wrote:
shutyomouth wrote:I'd fuck Amy Davis.
Lenka Voltarora would probably marry you if you could get her a green card.

Looks like her head got a little big.

lovebuzz · Post by **lovebuzz** » Wed Jan 19, 2005 6:22 pm

Nishlord wrote:If this isn't an example of parental cruelty, I don't know what is. Any relation to you, Jess?

I feel a new Troll is about to be birthed.

some posters need a good slapping, too.

only the slapping should be more like punched the fuck out.

Nishlord · Post by **Nishlord** » Wed Jan 19, 2005 6:54 pm

!zzubevol wrote:
Nishlord wrote:If this isn't an example of parental cruelty, I don't know what is. Any relation to you, Jess?

I feel a new Troll is about to be birthed.
some posters need a good slapping, too.

only the slapping should be more like punched the fuck out.

Aw. Isn't it cute when the minor posters get all aggressive?

lovebuzz · Post by **lovebuzz** » Wed Jan 19, 2005 7:19 pm

to read a mind
you've got to
redefine the line
to make your circle sing

it's just a minor thing.

thats what popped into my minor head.

Mikey · Post by **Mikey** » Wed Jan 19, 2005 7:32 pm

Is that sung in a minor key?

Uncle Fester · Post by **Uncle Fester** » Wed Jan 19, 2005 7:49 pm

"Pinky" "Johnny Wad" "Buzzy"
V. Hockey, Football, Industrial Arts.
"You want some of this?
Snowmobile Club.

Uncle Fester · Post by **Uncle Fester** » Wed Jan 19, 2005 7:52 pm

"Jenn" "Cow Patty"
4H, Varsity Macrame, Home-ec,
"Breaks the Ice at Parties"
Mr. Downs' Homeroom, Pom-pom Jr. Varsity

Uncle Fester · Post by **Uncle Fester** » Wed Jan 19, 2005 7:56 pm

"De-Fens" "Boss Hogg" "Boo-Yah"
Varsity Football, All-State Left Tackle,
Electronics, Drafting, Mr. Waterbury's Homeroom
"Where ya going, Pencilneck?"
4H, Varsity Softball Catcher
"All we are is dust in the wind..."

Uncle Fester · Post by **Uncle Fester** » Wed Jan 19, 2005 8:01 pm

"Deems-Yo-Yo" "The Gent"
Varsity Football-Tailback, Basketball, Rap Club
"I am down wich you, girl."
Da Thugs, Choir, Homecoming Court, Steppin' Club

Uncle Fester · Post by **Uncle Fester** » Wed Jan 19, 2005 8:09 pm

"Mr. Vegas" "Le Tornado"
Card Club, Prestidigitators Society,
"Let it ride, Baby."
Car Club, Sophomore Volleyball

Uncle Fester · Post by **Uncle Fester** » Wed Jan 19, 2005 8:21 pm

"Jay (Son to You!)" "El Rushbo"
Econ 404., Young Republicans, Forensics,
History club, DECCA, School Store Treasurer,
"I find your arguments disingenuous"
NRA, Hitler Youth

Uncle Fester · Post by **Uncle Fester** » Wed Jan 19, 2005 8:26 pm

"Mike"
Study Hall, Math Club.

Uncle Fester · Post by **Uncle Fester** » Wed Jan 19, 2005 8:27 pm

Someone...please help me...

Uncle Fester · Post by **Uncle Fester** » Wed Jan 19, 2005 8:32 pm

"Chrissy" "Clarkstie" "Bitch"
Varsity Cheerleading, Gymnastics, Glee Club
"That is sooo cool, omigod."
Debs, Intern - TJ Maxx Buyer's Training,
Homecoming Court, Ditzies, My Little Pony Club
"Mr. Johnson's Personal Helper"

Uncle Fester · Post by **Uncle Fester** » Wed Jan 19, 2005 8:37 pm

"Jack U Up"
CrimeBustas, Boot Camp, Juvie
"Oh my god, he's gotta knife!"
Word to mah boyz, Cripssta

Uncle Fester · Post by **Uncle Fester** » Wed Jan 19, 2005 8:44 pm

"Brewski" "The Big Pickle"
Football Cptn., All Conf. Flanker, Basketball, Baseball
"Hide the keg, Dude!"
Homecoming King, Coors Light Boyz, Study Hall

Uncle Fester · Post by **Uncle Fester** » Wed Jan 19, 2005 8:56 pm

"Kenny Banya" "Mr. Saturday Night"
Glee Club, Prop Comedy Stars, Improv,
Emcee - TalentFest 1993
"I'm a card -- but I can be dealt with!"
Drama club, Freshman Tennis, Soph. Cross-Country
Henny's Youngmen

lovebuzz · Post by **lovebuzz** » Wed Jan 19, 2005 8:57 pm

uh

who the fuck are all these cellar dwellers ?

quacker backer · Post by **quacker backer** » Wed Jan 19, 2005 9:01 pm

Uncle Fester wrote:Someone...please help me...

:wink:

Uncle Fester · Post by **Uncle Fester** » Wed Jan 19, 2005 9:04 pm

"Chucks" "Cinderblock"
Hockey, Football, Auto Shop
"Don't kick him in the balls unless you want to answer to me"
Metal Shop, Woodshop 401, Lunch

lovebuzz · Post by **lovebuzz** » Wed Jan 19, 2005 9:07 pm

thanks for the info !

Uncle Fester · Post by **Uncle Fester** » Wed Jan 19, 2005 9:19 pm

Sorry.

I think I'm okay now.

Prototype · Post by **Prototype** » Wed Jan 19, 2005 10:20 pm

Huge Racks to Uncle Fester.

lovebuzz · Post by **lovebuzz** » Wed Jan 19, 2005 10:22 pm

huge racks for what exactly ?

a load of shit ?

boring shit ?

boring thread killing shit ?

T1B

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