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Posted: **Tue Apr 08, 2025 2:42 pm**

It's that time of year! The Masters Tournament will occur this Thursday through Sunday, April 10-13 and since I'm a certified badass in seven states (I swear to god I am) I'll run The Official OneBoard Masters Contest again this year.

To play: Choose two players whose odds (in parentheses) add up to 12,000 or more. For example, if you want Scottie Scheffler at (+450) you'll need to pair him with a player whose odds are (11,500) or higher. Or take Henley (5500) & Bhatia (6500) from the middle of the field for a combined total odds of >12,000.

Odds taken from CBS Sports 4/8/25. Odds might change over the next two days so you could wait and see if the lines are moving (*glances at kcdave*) and then make your picks but players are first come, first served. Once a player is selected he cannot be chosen again so don't wait too long or the shit trolls might snipe your players.

To win: Lowest combined score for the entire tournament wins an NFT of a scanned photocopy of a chick kissing a Cheerios trophy that looks like a dick. I swear to god it does!
Both of your players must play the final round. If one of your players gets cut you are eliminated.

PICKS ARE OPEN UNTIL THE FIRST GROUP TEES OFF ON THURSDAY

Scottie Scheffler +450 - Roux
Rory McIlroy +650 - Donnie Baker's Ghost
Jon Rahm +1400 - HighPlainsGrifter
Collin Morikawa +1600 - HighHard1
Ludvig Åberg +1800
Xander Schauffele +2000 - Smackie Chan
Bryson DeChambeau +2000 - The Seer
Justin Thomas +2200 - scotchnh2o
Joaquin Niemann +2800
Hideki Matsuyama +2800
Brooks Koepka +3000 - kcdave
Jordan Spieth +3300 - Roach
Tommy Fleetwood +3500 - Meat Head
Shane Lowry +3500
Viktor Hovland +3500
Patrick Cantlay +3500 - L45B
Tyrrell Hatton +4000
Robert MacIntyre +5500 - Biggie
Russell Henley +5500 - Kluba
Min Woo Lee +5500 - Strawman
Will Zalatoris +5500 - Patrick Bateman
Cameron Smith +6000 - 88BuckeyeGrad
Akshay Bhatia +6500 - Strawman
Corey Conners +7500 - Kluba
Tony Finau +7500
Jason Day +8000 - 88BuckeyeGrad
Sepp Straka +8000
Wyndham Clark +8000
Dustin Johnson +8000
Sergio Garcia +8000
Sahith Theegala +9000 - Meat Heat
Patrick Reed +9000 - Biggie
Keegan Bradley +11000 - Smackie Chan
Tom Kim +11000 - scotchnh2o
Justin Rose +11000 - HighPlainsGrifter
Sungjae Im +11000 - Roach
Brian Harman +11000
Daniel Berger +11000
Matt Fitzpatrick +12000 - The Whistle is Screaming
Adam Scott +12000 - Donnie Baker's Ghost
Sam Burns +12000 - kcdave
Davis Thompson +12000
Phil Mickelson +12000 - Roux
Billy Horschel +15000 - The Seer
Taylor Pendrith +15000
Aaron Rai +15000
Byeong Hun An +15000
J. J. Spaun +15000
Maverick McNealy +15000
Lucas Glover +17000 - L45B
Thomas Detry +17000
Michael Kim +17000
Cameron Young +17000
Nicolai Højgaard +20000
Denny McCarthy +20000
Rasmus Højgaard +20000
Laurie Canter +22000
Max Homa +25000 - The Whistle is Screaming
Harris English +25000
Stephan Jaeger +27000
Nick Taylor +27000
Nicolas Echavarria +30000
J.T. Poston +30000
Christiaan Bezuidenhout +30000
Joe Highsmith +30000
Cameron Davis +30000
Max Greyserman +30000
Austin Eckroat +35000
Tom Hoge +35000
Chris Kirk +35000
Nick Dunlap +40000
Charl Schwartzel +40000
Kevin Yu +40000
Davis Riley +50000
Matt Mccarty +50000
Jhonattan Vegas +50000
Matthieu Pavon +50000
Bubba Watson +50000
Adam Schenk +75000
Thriston Lawrence +75000
Danny Willett +75000
Zach Johnson +75000
Brian Campbell +100000
Angel Cabrera +100000 - Patrick Bateman
Evan Beck +100000
Hiroshi Tai +100000 - HighHard1
Justin Hastings +100000
Rafael Campos +100000
Vijay Singh +100000
Noah Kent +100000
Bernhard Langer +100000 - Ken
Fred Couples +100000 - Ken
Mike Weir +100000
Jose Maria Olazábal +100000
Patton Kizzire +100000
Jose Luis Ballester +100000

Posted: **Tue Apr 08, 2025 2:55 pm**

Scottie Scheffler
Phil Mickelson

Posted: **Tue Apr 08, 2025 3:01 pm**

Jon Rahm +1400
Justin Rose +11000

Posted: **Tue Apr 08, 2025 3:42 pm**

DeChambeau
Horschel

Posted: **Tue Apr 08, 2025 3:53 pm**

Robert MacIntyre +5500
Patrick Reed +9000

Posted: **Tue Apr 08, 2025 3:55 pm**

Russell Henley +5500
Corey Conners +7500

Posted: **Tue Apr 08, 2025 4:45 pm**

First of all f*kk golf and the horse it rode in on. Yeah. I said it.

but more importantly, I took this thread as an opportunity to search for "who the hell is Donnie Baker?"

watched one vid, and I must compliment the ghost for choosing to haunt this board, and spread the DB message.

Nice. DB should be a role model for us all.

Posted: **Tue Apr 08, 2025 4:54 pm**

bungle clone wrote: ↑Tue Apr 08, 2025 4:45 pm First of all f*kk golf and the horse it rode in on. Yeah. I said it.

Posted: **Tue Apr 08, 2025 5:16 pm**

Jordan Spieth +3300
Sungjae Im +11000

Posted: **Tue Apr 08, 2025 5:57 pm**

Posted: **Tue Apr 08, 2025 7:22 pm**

Patrick Cantlay +3500
Lucas Glover +17000

Posted: **Tue Apr 08, 2025 7:44 pm**

Justin Thomas 2200
Tom Kim 11000

Posted: **Tue Apr 08, 2025 7:57 pm**

Karl Childers + 2300
Donald Trump - 6,000,000,000,000

Posted: **Tue Apr 08, 2025 8:22 pm**

FiatLux wrote: ↑Tue Apr 08, 2025 7:57 pm Donald Trump - 6,000,000,000,000

He couldn’t even carry Joe’s jetlagged bag!

Posted: **Tue Apr 08, 2025 8:38 pm**

Cameron Smith +6000
Jason Day +8000

Posted: **Tue Apr 08, 2025 8:50 pm**

Mike Patton

Trey Spruance

Posted: **Tue Apr 08, 2025 10:22 pm**

Morikawa and Matsuyama-I'm reprising Team Oriental-these fuckers come to play and kick some ass and will not be overwhelmed by the majesty of the event.

Posted: **Tue Apr 08, 2025 10:23 pm**

L45B wrote: ↑Tue Apr 08, 2025 8:22 pm
FiatLux wrote: ↑Tue Apr 08, 2025 7:57 pm Donald Trump - 6,000,000,000,000
He couldn’t even carry Joe’s jetlagged bag!

Rack!

Posted: **Tue Apr 08, 2025 10:53 pm**

Will Zalatoris +5500
Angel Cabrera +100000

I spoke to Timothy Bryce at P&P this morning, who is an avid golfer (he can hit a drive over the Hudson River from Chelsea Piers with a 3-wood).

He agrees that the above twosome is a pretty solid choice but not for the same reasons I adhere to.

One rhymes with a female body part while the other has likely beat up the same hookers that I have since chopped up with an axe. A winning combination if I ever saw one.

Posted: **Tue Apr 08, 2025 11:17 pm**

Brooks Koepka +3000
Sam Burns +12000

Posted: **Wed Apr 09, 2025 12:22 am**

HighHard1 wrote: ↑Tue Apr 08, 2025 10:22 pm Morikawa and Matsuyama-I'm reprising Team Oriental-these fuckers come to play and kick some ass and will not be overwhelmed by the majesty of the event.

No.

Collin Morikawa +1600
Hideki Matsuyama +2800

Add those two numbers together and tell me if you get a total that's greater than 12,000. Keerist this isn't hard, guys.

Posted: **Wed Apr 09, 2025 2:16 am**

Donnie Baker's Ghost wrote: ↑Wed Apr 09, 2025 12:22 am

Collin Morikawa +1600
Hideki Matsuyama +2800

Add those two numbers together and tell me if you get a total that's greater than 12,000. Keerist this isn't hard, guys.

Posted: **Wed Apr 09, 2025 5:57 am**

Xander Schauffele & Keegan Bradley

Posted: **Wed Apr 09, 2025 10:37 am**

Donnie Baker's Ghost wrote: ↑Wed Apr 09, 2025 12:22 am
HighHard1 wrote: ↑Tue Apr 08, 2025 10:22 pm Morikawa and Matsuyama-I'm reprising Team Oriental-these fuckers come to play and kick some ass and will not be overwhelmed by the majesty of the event.
No.

Collin Morikawa +1600
Hideki Matsuyama +2800

Add those two numbers together and tell me if you get a total that's greater than 12,000. Keerist this isn't hard, guys.

Fucking rules. And MAF. Actually, fucking reading comprehension.

Okay, Team O is:

Morikawa
Hiroshai Tai-whoever teh fuk he is.

Posted: **Wed Apr 09, 2025 2:36 pm**

Min Woo Lee +5500
Akshay Bhatia +6500

Posted: **Wed Apr 09, 2025 4:11 pm**

Donnie Baker's Ghost wrote: ↑Wed Apr 09, 2025 12:22 am Add those two numbers together and tell me if you get a total that's greater than 12,000. Keerist this isn't hard, guys.

Donnie Baker's Ghost wrote: ↑Tue Apr 08, 2025 2:42 pm For example, if you want Scottie Scheffler at (+450) you'll need to pair him with a player whose odds are (11,500) or higher.

You were told that there would be no math.

Posted: **Wed Apr 09, 2025 6:08 pm**

Roux wrote: ↑Wed Apr 09, 2025 4:11 pm
Donnie Baker's Ghost wrote: ↑Wed Apr 09, 2025 12:22 am Add those two numbers together and tell me if you get a total that's greater than 12,000. Keerist this isn't hard, guys.

Donnie Baker's Ghost wrote: ↑Tue Apr 08, 2025 2:42 pm For example, if you want Scottie Scheffler at (+450) you'll need to pair him with a player whose odds are (11,500) or higher.

You were told that there would be no math.

Posted: **Wed Apr 09, 2025 6:12 pm**

bungle clone wrote: ↑Tue Apr 08, 2025 4:45 pmI took this thread as an opportunity to search for "who the hell is Donnie Baker?"

watched one vid, and I must compliment the ghost for choosing to haunt this board, and spread the DB message.

Nice. DB should be a role model for us all.

Posted: **Wed Apr 09, 2025 6:15 pm**

HighHard1 wrote: ↑Wed Apr 09, 2025 10:37 am
Fucking rules. And MAF. Actually, fucking reading comprehension.

It happens. I did that last year, then followed it up by picking players already taken.

Posted: **Wed Apr 09, 2025 6:17 pm**

Matt Fitzpatrick +12k
Max Homa +25k

Posted: **Wed Apr 09, 2025 7:24 pm**

FiatLux wrote: ↑Tue Apr 08, 2025 7:57 pm Karl Childers + 2300
Donald Trump - ~~6,000,000,000,000~~ 11,000,000,000,000

Posted: **Wed Apr 09, 2025 9:43 pm**

Good job Donnie!

Tommy Fleetwood +3500
and
Sahith Theegala +9000

whoever the fuck that is. Sounds like the turbotax help line operator I hung up on.

Posted: **Wed Apr 09, 2025 11:54 pm**

For shits and giggles...
Bernhard Langer
Fred Couples

Would love to see one of these two have a supernova of luck and lack of mistakes and win.

Posted: **Thu Apr 10, 2025 3:45 pm**

Donnie Baker's Ghost wrote: ↑Tue Apr 08, 2025 2:42 pm To play: Choose two players whose odds (in parentheses) add up to 12,000 or more.

StrawMan wrote:Min Woo Lee +5500
Akshay Bhatia +6500

5500 + 6500 = 12000

Posted: **Thu Apr 10, 2025 5:04 pm**

I think everyone got their picks ------>IN

I'll try to update this stupid thread after each round but no guarantees. I have an active social life and stuff.

Posted: **Thu Apr 10, 2025 9:41 pm**

Nobody picked Jose Luis Ballester. What a pisser.

"During the opening round of the Masters Tournament at Augusta National Golf Club, 21-year-old Spanish U.S. Amateur champion Jose Luis Ballester, who plays for Arizona State and was wearing an upside-down hat, admitted to urinating in Rae's Creek near the 13th green. "

https://deepnewz.com/golf/21-year-old-s ... 6-907a85a5

What a class act.

Posted: **Thu Apr 10, 2025 10:04 pm**

HPG wrote:Justin Rose +11000

HPG wrote:Jon Rahm +1400

Posted: **Fri Apr 11, 2025 2:27 pm**

Our leaders after Round 1 are HighPlainsGrifter, Strawman, and 88Buckeyegrad

Poster Player Rd1 Rd2 Rd3 Rd4 Individual Total Team Total
Donnie Baker Rory McIlroy 72 72 149
Donnie Baker Adam Scott 77 77

L45B Patrick Cantlay 74 74 152
L45B Lucas Glover 78 78

Meat Head Tommy Fleetwood 73 73 145
Meat Head Sahith Theegala 72 72

Smackie Chan Xander Schauffele 73 73 147
Smackie Chan Keegan Bradley 74 74

Roach Jordan Spieth 73 73 144
Roach Sungjae Im 71 71

Ken Bernhard Langer 74 74 145
Ken Fred Couples 71 71

88Buckeye Cameron Smith 71 71 141
88Buckeye Jason Day 70 70

Biggie Robert MacIntyre 75 75 146
Biggie Patrick Reed 71 71

HighHard1 Collin Morikawa 72 72 145
HighHard1 Hiroshi Tai 73 73

Patrick Bateman Will Zalatoris 74 74 149
Patrick Bateman Angel Cabrera 75 75

HPG John Rahm 75 75 140
HPG Justin Rose 65 65

TWIS Matt Fitzpatrick 71 71 145
TWIS Max Homa 74 74

Seer Bryson Dechambeau 69 69 146
Seer Billy Horschel 77 77

scotchnh2o Justin Thomas 73 73 146
scotchnh2o Tom Kim 73 73

kcdave Brooks Koepka 74 74 147
kcdave Sam Burns 73 73

Kluba Russell Henley 79 79 147
Kluba Corey Conners 68 68

Strawman Min Woo Lee 71 71 141
Strawman Akshay Bhatia 70 70

Roux Scottie Scheffler 68 68 143
Roux Phil Mickelson 75 75

Posted: **Fri Apr 11, 2025 4:46 pm**

Posted: **Fri Apr 11, 2025 9:31 pm**

Patrick Bateman Will Zalatoris 74 149
Patrick Bateman Angel Cabrera 75

These two stupid bastards missed the fucking cut line. As a result, I will be regulating myself by making my own cut line across Christie’s collarbone. Circular saw

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