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Beware Onanites

Posted: Fri Feb 14, 2025 2:46 pm
by HighHard1
This ought to send a shiver up the collective spine here at the Five Knuckle Shuffle Board.

https://nypost.com/2025/02/13/us-news/o ... sting-16k/

Re: Beware Onanites

Posted: Fri Feb 14, 2025 5:31 pm
by mvscal
The protest movement could get messy.

Get your mop bucket, Screwy.

Re: Beware Onanites

Posted: Fri Feb 14, 2025 6:10 pm
by The Seer
mvscal wrote: Fri Feb 14, 2025 5:31 pm The protest movement could get messy.

Get your bib, Screwy.
ftfy@nc

Re: Beware Onanites

Posted: Fri Feb 14, 2025 6:32 pm
by Innocent Bystander
HighHard1 wrote: Fri Feb 14, 2025 2:46 pm This ought to send a shiver up the collective spine here at the Five Knuckle Shuffle Board.

https://nypost.com/2025/02/13/us-news/o ... sting-16k/
That would make OnlyFans and other content providers illegal in those states. No one knows what goes on in your bedroom but you -- unless you broadcast it.

This is a layered 'prank' bill.

Re: Beware Onanites

Posted: Fri Feb 14, 2025 8:26 pm
by mvscal
Innocent Bystander wrote: Fri Feb 14, 2025 6:32 pm This is a layered 'prank' bill.
Thank you, Captain Obvious.

Re: Beware Onanites

Posted: Sat Feb 15, 2025 2:49 am
by HighPlainsGrifter
Ooh! Prank Bills? Is this what we're doing now? Thanks for lowering the discourse to this level, lefties. The Right is going to take the concept and skullfuck you with it. Buckle up, retards, this might sting.

Re: Beware Onanites

Posted: Sat Feb 15, 2025 4:41 am
by Diego in Seattle
HighPlainsGrifter wrote: Sat Feb 15, 2025 2:49 am Ooh! Prank Bills? Is this what we're doing now? Thanks for lowering the discourse to this level, lefties. The Right is going to take the concept and skullfuck you with it. Buckle up, retards, this might sting.
Oh, so now you're against the govt controlling what one does with their body?

Re: Beware Onanites

Posted: Sat Feb 15, 2025 4:11 pm
by HighPlainsGrifter
Diego in Seattle wrote: Sat Feb 15, 2025 4:41 am
HighPlainsGrifter wrote: Sat Feb 15, 2025 2:49 am Ooh! Prank Bills? Is this what we're doing now? Thanks for lowering the discourse to this level, lefties. The Right is going to take the concept and skullfuck you with it. Buckle up, retards, this might sting.
Oh, so now you're against the govt controlling what one does with their body?
Not a bit! I think young white women should be forced to wear chastity belts until marriage. Not to keep them pure, necessarily although that's a nice side effect, but to keep illegal aliens from raping them.

Write that into law, Republicans! Parody law is what we do now. Make it happen.

Re: Beware Onanites

Posted: Sat Feb 15, 2025 9:25 pm
by mvscal
Awkward thread title, though. It could be one of those signs you tack on your fence to discourage trespassers.

BEWARE ONANITES.

Re: Beware Onanites

Posted: Sat Feb 15, 2025 9:34 pm
by Mikey
mvscal wrote: Sat Feb 15, 2025 9:25 pm
BEWARE ONANITES.
Another gambling scandal in LA?

Re: Beware Onanites

Posted: Sat Feb 15, 2025 9:37 pm
by HighPlainsGrifter
I've always appreciated Onanite furniture. And they make really good cheese.

Re: Beware Onanites

Posted: Mon Feb 17, 2025 6:30 pm
by Innocent Bystander
That's disgusting, HPG.

Re: Beware Onanites

Posted: Sat Mar 15, 2025 6:51 pm
by HighHard1
Ruh-roh you scaly fingered mooks. This U.S.-Canada trade war just got serious.

https://nypost.com/2025/03/15/world-new ... hub-in-us/