NFL playoffs ...

FiatLux · Post by **FiatLux** » Sat Jan 13, 2024 10:21 pm

VS.

10-7 Houston end of 1st.

Got a good one going on in Houston.

BSmack · Post by **BSmack** » Sun Jan 14, 2024 1:25 am

A good beat down of the Brownies.

Screw_Michigan · Post by **Screw_Michigan** » Sun Jan 14, 2024 1:33 am

BSmack wrote: ↑Sun Jan 14, 2024 1:25 am A good beat down of the Brownies.

Division winners still don't deserve to have home playoff games over teams with better records.

Dr_Phibes · Post by **Dr_Phibes** » Sun Jan 14, 2024 4:24 am

Are the Browns more tragic than the Jets?

FiatLux · Post by **FiatLux** » Sun Jan 14, 2024 4:59 am

Sudden Sam · Post by **Sudden Sam** » Sun Jan 14, 2024 1:12 pm

Screw_Michigan wrote: ↑Sun Jan 14, 2024 1:33 am
BSmack wrote: ↑Sun Jan 14, 2024 1:25 am A good beat down of the Brownies.
Division winners still don't deserve to have home playoff games over teams with better records.

You are 100% right. Another stupid NFL dictate.

FiatLux · Post by **FiatLux** » Sun Jan 14, 2024 9:37 pm

Sudden Sam wrote: ↑Sun Jan 14, 2024 1:12 pm
Screw_Michigan wrote: ↑Sun Jan 14, 2024 1:33 am
BSmack wrote: ↑Sun Jan 14, 2024 1:25 am A good beat down of the Brownies.
Division winners still don't deserve to have home playoff games over teams with better records.
You are 100% right. Another stupid NFL dictate.

It doesn't matter. This is Big Boy football. You win the games that are in front of you. The final game of the year isn't a home game. It's the Fucking Super Bowl.

The Oilers won because they were the better team. Period.

Softball Bat · Post by **Softball Bat** » Sun Jan 14, 2024 10:26 pm

Cowgirl fan might be feeling some anxiety.

FiatLux · Post by **FiatLux** » Sun Jan 14, 2024 10:55 pm

Softball Bat wrote: ↑Sun Jan 14, 2024 10:26 pm Cowgirl fan might be feeling some anxiety.

But they have home field advantage so they should be fine.

Sincerely,

Sudden Sam and Screwy the Communazi.

Softball Bat · Post by **Softball Bat** » Mon Jan 15, 2024 12:10 am

Dallas is taken to the woodshed in front of the home fans.

Sudden Sam · Post by **Sudden Sam** » Mon Jan 15, 2024 12:17 am

This is beautiful. Not too many things better than seeing the Cowboys get their asses whipped.

Sudden Sam · Post by **Sudden Sam** » Mon Jan 15, 2024 12:18 am

FiatLux wrote: ↑Sun Jan 14, 2024 10:55 pm
Softball Bat wrote: ↑Sun Jan 14, 2024 10:26 pm Cowgirl fan might be feeling some anxiety.

But they have home field advantage so they should be fine.

Sincerely,

Sudden Sam and Screwy the Communazi.

What does that even mean?

The team with the better record should host the game.

Mikey · Post by **Mikey** » Mon Jan 15, 2024 12:54 am

Sudden Sam wrote: ↑Mon Jan 15, 2024 12:18 am
FiatLux wrote: ↑Sun Jan 14, 2024 10:55 pm
Softball Bat wrote: ↑Sun Jan 14, 2024 10:26 pm Cowgirl fan might be feeling some anxiety.

But they have home field advantage so they should be fine.

Sincerely,

Sudden Sam and Screwy the Communazi.
What does that even mean?

The team with the better record should host the game.

Why would that be? A team in a stronger division will probably have a tougher schedule. Winning the division has to count for something. Wild Card is just that. They got in the back door.

Sudden Sam · Post by **Sudden Sam** » Mon Jan 15, 2024 1:07 am

That NFC South is really tough. 4 of the most mediocre teams ever.

Yet, the way Philly is looking, the Bucs will probably roll them.

Mikey · Post by **Mikey** » Mon Jan 15, 2024 1:25 am

The Bucs won their division. Philly didn’t. Why would you reward Philly for folding over the last couple of months? They went 1 - 5 over the last six games and their only win was against the Giants. Bucs were 4 - 2.

Mikey · Post by **Mikey** » Mon Jan 15, 2024 1:42 am

Can’t remember the last time I was rooting for a KAL quarterback to win a game. Tonight I’m all in.

Screw_Michigan · Post by **Screw_Michigan** » Mon Jan 15, 2024 2:18 am

FiatLux wrote: ↑Sun Jan 14, 2024 10:55 pm But they have home field advantage so they should be fine.

Sincerely,

Sudden Sam and Screwy the Communazi.

Not everyone gets to play the Cowboys in the playoffs.

Screw_Michigan · Post by **Screw_Michigan** » Mon Jan 15, 2024 2:21 am

Mikey wrote: ↑Mon Jan 15, 2024 1:42 am Can’t remember the last time I was rooting for a KAL quarterback to win a game. Tonight I’m all in.

Go Bares!

FiatLux · Post by **FiatLux** » Mon Jan 15, 2024 4:27 am

Man, I love football. It's what separates us from the animals.

Screw_Michigan · Post by **Screw_Michigan** » Mon Jan 15, 2024 4:37 am

FiatLux wrote: ↑Mon Jan 15, 2024 4:27 am

Man, I love football. It's what separates us from the animals.

Rack!

Mikey · Post by **Mikey** » Mon Jan 15, 2024 10:47 am

I’m happy for Detroit that they won, and very glad that they beat the Lambs. But they didn’t cover. What good is winning the game if you don’t cover the fucking spread!?!? They didn’t even try to score on that last “drive.” What a bunch of pussies.

Sudden Sam · Post by **Sudden Sam** » Mon Jan 15, 2024 11:33 am

Could there possibly be any more commercials for betting? Every other ad is not enough.

Go Coogs' · Post by **Go Coogs'** » Mon Jan 15, 2024 1:17 pm

Good point. I just finished watching the Netflix documentary ‘Big Vape’ about the e-cig Juul. They were taken down due to their advertising methods, so how is it the sports books and betting platforms are allowed free rein during sporting events?

How many dudes are out there skipping a child support payment so they can put another hundo on an 4 team parlay?

I’m not excusing that low life mentality but having the urge and the catalyst thrown in your face between every commercial break of a football is feeding an addiction.

Go Texans! They beat that Bownstain ass.

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Softball Bat · Post by **Softball Bat** » Mon Jan 15, 2024 1:22 pm

Mikey wrote: ↑Mon Jan 15, 2024 10:47 am I’m happy for Detroit that they won, and very glad that they beat the Lambs. But they didn’t cover. What good is winning the game if you don’t cover the fucking spread!?!? They didn’t even try to score on that last “drive.” What a bunch of pussies.

You went 1-2 this week.

Looks like Phibes will glide back up to the top of the standings.

FiatLux · Post by **FiatLux** » Mon Jan 15, 2024 10:45 pm

Jesus Shittsburgh.

The kid from the San Francisco Bay area can't be your only offense.

FiatLux · Post by **FiatLux** » Tue Jan 16, 2024 3:37 am

Wow.

The Niners destroyed the Eagles will to live on December 3rd. in Philly.

If only Philly was playing at home tonight. This would be a different game.

Screw_Michigan · Post by **Screw_Michigan** » Tue Jan 16, 2024 1:52 pm

FiatLux wrote: ↑Tue Jan 16, 2024 3:37 am Wow.

The Niners destroyed the Eagles will to live on December 3rd. in Philly.

If only Philly was playing at home tonight. This would be a different game.

Doubt it. Eagles had a garbage defense all year that only got worse as the season went on. A complete coaching implosion as well. Hard to believe they thought signing Matt Patricia would fix their defensive ills. Well the whole coaching staff will probably be looking for jobs this offseason.

Congrats to your boy Goff though. He looked very impressive on Sunday and he's been great for the Lions. Too bad we hear more about Kelly Stafford and her big mouth than we do Goff's hot girlfriend, who we don't see in a bikini anymore for some reason.

The Seer · Post by **The Seer** » Tue Jan 16, 2024 4:38 pm

Screw_Michigan wrote: ↑Tue Jan 16, 2024 1:52 pm Too bad we hear more about Kelly Stafford and her big mouth than we do Goff's hot girlfriend, who we don't see in a bikini anymore for some reason.

FiatLux · Post by **FiatLux** » Tue Jan 16, 2024 8:02 pm

The Seer wrote: ↑Tue Jan 16, 2024 4:38 pm
Screw_Michigan wrote: ↑Tue Jan 16, 2024 1:52 pm Too bad we hear more about Kelly Stafford and her big mouth than we do Goff's hot girlfriend, who we don't see in a bikini anymore for some reason.

Bears do what Bears do.

I like watching her bounce.

https://twitter.com/SInow/status/146785 ... 119211%2F3

Go Bears!

Softball Bat · Post by **Softball Bat** » Thu Jan 18, 2024 9:24 pm

Reporter humiliates herself.

HighPlainsGrifter · Post by **HighPlainsGrifter** » Thu Jan 18, 2024 11:09 pm

Softball Bat wrote: ↑Thu Jan 18, 2024 9:24 pm Reporter humiliates herself.

Oof. That might cost her a job. Not to worry though. With her unique "qualifications" she can easily become an airline pilot.

Sudden Sam · Post by **Sudden Sam** » Thu Jan 18, 2024 11:36 pm

HighPlainsGrifter wrote: ↑Thu Jan 18, 2024 11:09 pm
Softball Bat wrote: ↑Thu Jan 18, 2024 9:24 pm Reporter humiliates herself.
Oof. That might cost her a job. Not to worry though. With her unique "qualifications" she can easily become an airline pilot.

Or Screwy has found his full-time Uber driver.

FiatLux · Post by **FiatLux** » Fri Jan 19, 2024 12:32 am

I'm ready for Saturday night's game. Should be raining and in the 60s. There's no way Green Bay can prepare for this kind of weather on short notice.

Scott from Anaheim · Post by **Scott from Anaheim** » Fri Jan 19, 2024 2:23 am

HighPlainsGrifter wrote: ↑Thu Jan 18, 2024 11:09 pm
Softball Bat wrote: ↑Thu Jan 18, 2024 9:24 pm Reporter humiliates herself.
Oof. That might cost her a job. Not to worry though. With her unique "qualifications" she can easily become an airline pilot.

Rack.

It's high time we end the era of airhead female sideline reporters sticking a mic in the face of a head coach on his way to the locker room. You act as though he's just going to open up his playbook for you. How many times do you need to hear, "we need to do a better job of executing" before you finally get the hint?

Show me your tits, whore.

Although he was NBA, Phil Jackson was a master at making a mockery of these cue card readers. I say ditch the practice across the board and replace that air time with more gambling ads.

Mikey · Post by **Mikey** » Fri Jan 19, 2024 2:42 am

Scott from Anaheim wrote: ↑Fri Jan 19, 2024 2:23 am I say ditch the practice across the board and replace that air time with more gambling ads.

I think there are plenty of gambling ads. I’d like to see more of Travis Kelce, Andy Reid, and that guy who plays QB for the Chiefs.

L45B · Post by **L45B** » Fri Jan 19, 2024 4:15 am

Softball Bat wrote: ↑Thu Jan 18, 2024 9:24 pm Reporter humiliates herself.

Go easy on Karine Jean. She probably forgot that the Lions don’t play home football games in a Pontiac anymore.

Dr_Phibes · Post by **Dr_Phibes** » Fri Jan 19, 2024 4:44 am

FiatLux wrote: ↑Fri Jan 19, 2024 12:32 am I'm ready for Saturday night's game. Should be raining and in the 60s. There's no way Green Bay can prepare for this kind of weather on short notice.

The Golden Gate was promised to Toronto when the Raptors clowned the Warriors, still hasn't shown up. Apparently, now it's covered in some sort of shitty netting and unusable.
What is Green Bay not going to receive this time?

Mikey · Post by **Mikey** » Fri Jan 19, 2024 5:14 am

Dr_Phibes wrote: ↑Fri Jan 19, 2024 4:44 am
What is Green Bay not going to receive this time?

A chance to dump about 100 tons of green dye in the SF Bay?

Dr_Phibes · Post by **Dr_Phibes** » Fri Jan 19, 2024 5:21 am

Offer them an air fryer and a VCR. Tell them not to wrap food in tin foil before using the fryer, it sparks.

HighPlainsGrifter · Post by **HighPlainsGrifter** » Fri Jan 19, 2024 3:59 pm

Mikey wrote: ↑Fri Jan 19, 2024 2:42 am
Scott from Anaheim wrote: ↑Fri Jan 19, 2024 2:23 am I say ditch the practice across the board and replace that air time with more gambling ads.
I think there are plenty of gambling ads. I’d like to see more of Travis Kelce, Andy Reid, and that guy who plays QB for the Chiefs.

This dude? I see his face everywhere lately. He must be a really good player.